Chapter 1: The Five Demons
Evening.
Zhonghai University.
Shi Xiaoyu wore a baseball cap, a hoodie, and a large backpack on his back and walked out of the dormitory building.
A graduate student of the Department of Religion in the direction of Buddhism walked up to him and stopped him.
"Monk, I was talking about looking for you in the dormitory?"
"Let's make it clear first, are you looking for me, or is your boss looking for me?"
"Hehe, it's my boss. ”
"Tell your boss that I don't have time. ”
"No, it's a good thing this time. Tomorrow at noon, my boss will have a treat at Veganzhai, will you go?"
"Don't go. ”
"Why? That's a vegan fast!"
"Come on, if I go, will I be able to leave in the afternoon? You yourself said that your boss, as a first-class professor in the Department of Religion, doesn't give me money every time he comes to me to discuss Buddhism and explain Buddhist scriptures, is it appropriate?"
"Monk, you are a monk, you have money and other things, why do you care about this?"
"Who says I'm a monk? Even if I am, I still have to pay the annual tuition and accommodation fees, so I don't have to pay a penny?"
"Uh......"
"Senior brother, I'm not embarrassed for you. Well, you go back and tell your boss that you will be charged 100 per hour for discussing Buddhism and 200 per hour for explaining Buddhist scriptures. Just like I said, I'll be graduating in a few months anyway. ”
"This ......"
"Don't do this and that, I still have something to do, let's go first. ”
Shi Xiaoyu is really something.
Two days ago, a middleman who had been working together for two or three years introduced him to a business.
The deputy director of Oriental Kindergarten bought a second-hand house in Oriental Jiayuan for the convenience of work.
Redecoration, purchase of furniture and appliances, loose smells......
Tossed for months, recently finally moved in, but often restless nightmares, the whole person is haggard. After waking up in the middle of the night from a nightmare, I occasionally hear strange noises and always feel like there is something at home.
She suspected that the house was not clean, so she found a middleman and wanted to invite a monk through him to do a Buddhist thing at home, and rejoice two thousand.
To be honest, two thousand dollars is a bit less.
But then again, if you are willing to follow the eight thousand masters, you can go directly to the temple to invite the regular army, why bother looking for him as a guerrilla through an intermediary?
Again.
What is clean and not clean.
Most of the time, there is a physical or psychological problem with the person.
It's just cranky and scared of yourself.
Shi Xiaoyu grew up in the temple since he was a child, and did Buddhist things with old monks; after going to college, he flew solo and did many Buddhist things, and he never saw a god, a horse, a cow, a ghost, a snake and a god.
Most people are actually just looking for psychological comfort, or psychological suggestion.
This Buddhist event is very simple, two thousand is two thousand.
Oriental Jiayuan Community is located near the University Town of Zhonghai City, across the road is Dongfang Primary School, one of the key primary schools in Zhonghai City, so there are a number of private institutions such as nursery classes, tutoring classes, interest classes, and training classes in the community.
The existence of these institutions has solved the urgent need for some dual-income families to leave primary school too early, provided opportunities for some people who want to start a business to make a fortune, and also provided many part-time jobs for nearby college students.
It's past seven o'clock in the evening.
Shi Xiaoyu walked into the Oriental Jiayuan community and came to Building 13.
The newly bought house of the deputy director is in room 1801.
Room 104 on the 1st floor of Building 13 is also a nursery, called New Hope Studio, and the door and elevator door are next to each other.
When Shi Xiaoyu was waiting for the elevator in the corridor, a man and a woman quarreled in the empty door of room 104.
"Li Jing, you and Guo Yao are still high school classmates, and now that she hasn't passed her first seven years, you just do it, are you worthy of her!"
"I'm sorry for our business, what does it have to do with you, why don't you let me move things? You're just the landlord, why do you do so much!"
"Because you're too much!"
"I'm too much, hehe, I'm too much, what's the matter, you have the ability to beat me......"
Shi Xiaoyu is not a troubled person.
But the elevator didn't come down for a long time, the room was too noisy, and the door was still open, and he quickly understood what was going on.
Last summer, a girl named Guo Yao opened this New Hope nursery class.
After the start of the new semester, more than 30 primary school students were enrolled, all of whom were students of Dongfang Primary School.
Li Jing is Guo Yao's high school classmate, and after learning about this, she took the initiative to come over to help, and later became a teacher at New Hope Studio.
Guo Yao passed away two days ago for some reason, and Toban lost his backbone.
Li Jing had already discovered the business opportunities of the toban, and took advantage of Guo Yao's death and the chaos of the toban to set up another door.
She rented a new house in the community and also set up a nursery class. also relied on the advantages of his work to poach two teachers and most of the students of New Hope Studio.
The source of students is the key to the toddler, and it is related to the survival of the toddler.
Due to the reputation and connections of the old nursery, most of the new nurseries will be established during the summer vacation. Taking advantage of the start of the new semester on September 1, a large number of first-year freshmen entered the school and competed for students with the old nursery class.
It is already late March, and the vast majority of students who have a need for nursery classes have already applied for nursery classes, and it is difficult for new nursery classes to recruit students.
Li Jing's nursery class was able to run because it took away Guo Yao's students.
No man is content.
After poaching Guo Yao's students, Li Jing paid attention to the necessary items for the nursery class, such as desks, benches, whiteboards, dinner plates, and beds.
These have to be bought for money, so why not if there are free ones?
She didn't even intend to let go of the foam floor mats, kitchen utensils, small wall decorations and other items on the floor.
If it weren't for the fact that she was too ugly, the landlord Sun Fei really couldn't see it and came forward to stop it, and the things in the house would have been emptied by her.
Tonight, she came to make trouble again, just to force Sun Fei to comply, and agreed to her to move her things.
As a result, the two quarreled.
Amitabha.
This is a typical poisonous girlfriend!
No wonder they all say fire prevention, anti-theft, anti-girlfriends.
Shi Xiaoyu is not a virgin, and he is not interested in caring about other people's affairs, so he looked at the elevator and began to go down from the top floor.
The quarrel in the nursery continues.
"Li Jing, let me tell you, Guo Yao's sister only called me in the afternoon, and she has already returned from other places to take over the nursery. ”
I have known Guo Yao for so many years, and I have never heard that she has a sister!"
"Whether you've heard it or not, in short, don't want to move anything in the house, otherwise I'll call the police!"
"Even if her sister comes back, there are no students in this nursery anymore, is there still a need for it to exist?"
"Who said there were no students, the five of them, didn't they!"
"The five of them?hahahaha!"
Li Jing laughed as if she had heard something ridiculous.
"Do you know why I don't want them?"
"If the five of them don't learn well, it will affect the learning and rest of other children, and parents have not given their opinions. If Guo Yao hadn't objected to it before, I would have driven them away!"
"You can just ask around and see if there is a nursery in the neighborhood that is willing to accept them, and even the teachers in the school are angry and don't want to care about them. ”
"Just these bear children, which teacher can endure ......"
In the living room, in addition to Sun Fei and Li Jing, there were five eleven or twelve-year-old elementary school students.
Three men and two women, none of them wore school uniforms.
When the two quarreled before, the five of them were busy with their own work, and they were not affected in the slightest.
But I heard Li Jing say that they were bear children......
No, cool, it's gone!
The inch-headed boy playing with his mobile phone stepped on a chair and threatened viciously: "Isn't it a stinky to smash you and do something? Believe it or not, I'm looking for someone to smash your glass, puncture your car tires, block your keyhole, and splash your door!"
The long-haired girl who was drawing her eyebrows put down her eyebrow pencil and ridiculed in a weird way: "The old woman, who is already black and ugly, and her mouth is still so stinky, she deserves to find a rich husband, and she will be poor and sour for the rest of her life!"
"Jingjing, don't waste saliva with this kind of poor force. The one who answered the phone was a little fat man, who took out a few hundred-yuan bills and waved them at Sun Fei with a grin, "Old man, do you see it, swollen her mouth, this money is yours!"
The boy holding the notebook pushed his glasses: "You defective product, do you want me to forcibly delete you from this world?"
The last person to speak was a short-haired girl in black, she picked up the magic fairy wand, showed her little tiger teeth, and warned faintly: "Send you a mother to sell a batch, get out of the sight of this queen immediately, otherwise you want to go back to Mars after this queen's curse." ”
Amitabha!
The bear child really lives up to his name!
Shi Xiaoyu outside the door couldn't help laughing.
Sun Fei was speechless.
He is only in his thirties this year, but he is called an "old man", how can he be embarrassed?
Li Jing was furious, and yelled at Sun Fei: "See, this kind of garbage student is undisciplined!"
"Who are you scolding rubbish!"
The five bear children were furious.
The inch-headed boy picked up the stool.
The long-haired girl held her phone high and turned on the video recording function.
The little fat man took out a few hundred-yuan bills and waved them at Sun Fei: "Tear her broken mouth, double!"
The man with glasses opened his notebook and crackled on the keyboard: "I'll edit your luck right now and make you unlucky today." ”
The short-haired girl raised the magic fairy wand and aimed at Li Jing to draw a circle: "Draw a circle and curse you, this queen curses you for falling a dog and eating." ”
Sun Fei knew the destructive power of a few bear children, and was worried that things would get bigger, so he scolded Li Jing: "Get out!
"Wait, it's not over!"
Li Jing snorted angrily, angrily pushed the door out, and almost hit Shi Xiaoyu outside the door with a corner.
Shi Xiaoyu took a half step back and stood firm against the wall.
Li Jing is not so lucky.
She drove too fast and rushed too hard to stop the car.
When he dodged in a hurry, he was unstable and broke his heel, and he threw himself on the ground at once, and fell into a dog eating.
"Ha, dogs eat!"
"How's that, I've edited her luck to 'poor', and it works!"
"Brain-dead, this is the result of this Queen's curse. ”
"Jingjing, have you taken a picture?"
"Of course, I took a picture of it, and then I posted it on the Internet. It's a pity that she wasn't wearing a dress. ”
The five bear children poked their heads out and talked excitedly.
Amitabha's.
Is this a bear child?
It's clearly a demon!
Seeing Li Jing fleeing in embarrassment, Shi Xiaoyu secretly sighed: Today's bear children are too tough.
It's just that he didn't expect that the next moment, he would become the target of the bear child.
"Uncle, who are you, what are you doing here!"