Chapter 165: Divine Dragon Golden Juice Rootless Water (I)
After that, Wukong ignored Xuanzang anymore, picked up a teacup and went out, Xuanzang chased him out and still wanted to theorize, but he had long disappeared, turned around and went back to the room in a sullen mood, hesitated again and again, picked up the bag of rhubarb and thought of a way. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
said that Wukong, jumped up, but did not drive the clouds, just jumped over the wall to the backyard.
Walking into the stable, stretching out his hand to caress the white dragon horse, Wukong said calmly: "Don't hide it from the prince, the old grandson has a long-cherished wish that has not been fulfilled, the cause and effect are quite tortuous, it is difficult to say clearly for a while, now I need to borrow some dragon urine from the prince first, so I can give up some and I have an emergency." ”
The white dragon looked at Wukong with a blank eye, and saw that Wukong's expression was serious and not like a joke, and he tapped the horse's head, only to see him pounce forward, and squatted backwards, so he twisted the horse's head and blinked his eyes.
Wukong was overjoyed when he saw it, and hurriedly stretched out his teacup to the white dragon horse.
I only heard the white dragon horse grit his teeth and squeak...', so he made a few drops, stood up, and looked at Wukong with strange eyes.
Wukong looked at the cup and said with a smile: "Enough, hard work." After that, he patted the horse's head and went back to the side courtyard.
Seeing that Wukong went back soon after, he protected the teacup with both hands, and sat on the chair without putting it down, Xuanzang didn't know what his adjuvant medicine was, seeing Wukong holding it so solemnly, it was not good to say anything, and he went to grind the medicine with peace of mind.
Soon, the croton was torn to the shell membrane oil poison, and it was crushed into fine powder like the ash of the rhubarb pot, and the four of them made the four things in one place.
Seeing Wukong lift the lid of the cup, revealing yellow-orange water, and a faint smell of urine.
Bajie took a deep breath of unbelief and said strangely: "Brother Monkey, this is what you said about the adjuvant medicine, why does it smell of urine?"
Wukong smiled: "It really smells of urine? ”
Xuanzang stood up when he heard this, and said hatefully: "Wukong! Previously, rhubarb and croton were used together, you said that the medicine was powerful, and the poor monk believed you! Now you are pot ash and horse urine, but you are a serious pill prescription? You don't want to mess around anymore! Hey! The emperor list has been removed by you, the poor monk has read all over the medical books, and the poor monk is familiar with pharmacology, and the poor monk will enter the palace on your behalf tomorrow, I only hope that the poor monk can perfunctory the past with this three-inch incorruptible tongue and pass this city safely, otherwise you and I will not be able to leave this place. ”
"What's wrong with the horse pee?" Wukong sneered: "The master has been riding the white dragon horse for some time, the white dragon horse has always been docile, you really regard the white dragon horse as a mortal horse? To tell you the truth, this cup is much more expensive than gold juice, just the thousand-year-old ginseng and 10,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, etc., pull a few carts to exchange for a drop, and Lao Sun still feels a loss!"
Wukong's words, especially when he mentioned the matter in front of Zhenhai Zenlin Temple, Xuanzang was ashamed in his heart, and he didn't dare to say more, so he let Wukong's three kinds of medicinal bait be made in one place, plus horse urine and stirred, and kneaded into three large pills, each the size of a walnut.
Looking at the three pills, Wukong nodded with satisfaction and said, "Although it is bigger, fortunately, the medicine is sufficient, and it should be able to satisfy the king of Zhu Ziguo!" ”
When Xuanzang heard this, all of them looked strange.
It's rhubarb and croton, plus pot ash and horse urine, as long as you are a normal person, you are guaranteed to smell pungent, the entrance is dry and bitter, and you can't stop vomiting and diarrhea after eating.
Wukong put the pills in a small box, and the two of them rested in their own rooms.
Wukong is accustomed to sleeping with armor, in case there are monsters to take Tang Seng at night, and he has never slackened every day.
Xuanzang Lao Sha Bajie three are different, used to undressing and sleeping, but this prescription is too terrifying, all three of them fell asleep in clothes, although there was nothing to say all night, after all, the heart was in the chest, except for the old pig dipping into bed and snoring in a dream, Xuanzang Lao Sha two nights were like pancakes, tossing and turning and not knowing how many times.
The next day, as soon as dawn came, officials from the current dynasty came to the hall and knocked softly.
It turned out to be the king of Zhu Zi, who was tossed by the disease for several months, and finally had a person who could diagnose the true root of the disease, and he really had great confidence in Wukong, and in the afternoon, he informed the officials of the whole city with the guards, and the next day the court meeting, but if there is no one, those who are not in good spirits will be directly dismissed from office and will never be hired.
Just four watch days, Zhu Ziguo officials gathered at the gate of the palace one by one, after the palace gate 'squeak' opened, all the officials according to the official position, the order of the queue entered, the rules are very neat, I am afraid that since the founding of Zhu Ziguo, this court team has not been so neat, which shows how much deterrent this dismissal and dismissal has.
The king set up a court when he was sick, and saw that the ranks of hundreds of officials were neat, the battle columns were orderly, all of them were in good spirits, and he was very happy in his heart, and he opened the golden mouth and said: "The widow has been lying in the bed for several months, and has never been to the court, which is really a regret in his life, but fortunately, the people are diligent and loyal, and my Zhu Ziguo is solid! Yesterday, a strange person unveiled the list of the widow emperor, and entered the palace to diagnose it, and it was even more a word to say that the widow was in pain, and it was true everywhere, and then he drove away in the clouds, and the widow knew that it was the real god who diagnosed the disease, and it was really God blessed me Zhu Ziguo! ”
The king was ill, his speech was intermittent, and after a long break, the hundred officials took the opportunity to praise him, and the king continued: "That Sun Immortal has a saying, 'Go and prepare, the medicine is good today, and ensure that the medicine is cured!'
The king asked him to greet him with the courtesy of the emperor, how could the hundred officials dare to slacken off? The prime minister and marshal took the lead, and under the escort of the eunuchs and guards, they left the palace in a mighty way and marched to the Huitong Hall.
When the people who got up early for their livelihood saw it, they were all surprised and inexplicable, even if they were more surprised than when they first saw the old pig.
The prime minister and marshal, relying on his identity, naturally did not go up and knock on the door, and his own officials came out to knock on the door.
At this time, the sky has just dawned, except for the sound of roosters, it is silent, even if it is knocking, it is a light knock and waiting to listen, for fear of disturbing the dream of the divine doctor.
There are a lot of people on duty in the hall, most of them doze off and are lazy, but in the lobby of the main hall, the main and deputy embassy envoys have not slept all night.
Just because of the contempt at the beginning, the guest rooms were arranged at will, and the meals had to be made by themselves, and seeing the officials all visiting each other like that, it was clear that the king was being healed, and after the illness was cured, it was to be divided equally between the society.
is such a quasi-emperor's miracle doctor, he was arranged in a side courtyard by himself, and he had to wait for him to do it himself, so contemptuous, if he is investigated in the future, he will be dismissed from office, and sentenced to be killed and robbed of his family for the crime of bullying the king.
Prayed to the other party to move to the main courtyard but couldn't, the second hall envoy sat on the wax, scared all night without sleeping, looked at each other all night, I don't know how much tea I drank, I can only see the bitterness and helplessness in the eyes of the other party.
Hearing a slight knock on the door, the deputy embassy envoy went out of the main hall to visit, and at this time he knew that the night had passed unconsciously, and it was already daylight.
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PS: Twenty-four hours, up thirteen recommended tickets, dropped seventeen collections, no reward, no monthly passes, no new subscriptions, yesterday twelve new subscriptions, earned three cents, today I didn't earn a penny, it's not a street to describe.
My dad said it was harder to earn other people's money than to eat, and I believed it.
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