Chapter 33: The Plan Begins
The words of the salted fish were like the sound of heaven, which made Zhou Yu feel at ease. Zhou Yu looked back at Zhuge Liang with a smug expression.
"But without your help, my spells will be slow to cast, so I need your help!"
At the beginning, when he heard that he didn't have to participate by himself, Zhuge Liang still felt that he had escaped a catastrophe, but there was a small sense of loss in his heart.
Compared with being threatened by Zhou Yu, Zhuge Liang is more interested in learning that kind of Taoism, even if he can't learn it, it can be regarded as a long insight. So Zhuge Liang arched his hand: "Okay, since Mr. Yan warmly invited, then I am duty-bound, and I am willing to go up the knife mountain and go down the sea of fire for Mr."
As soon as he said this, Zhou Yu on the side was dumbfounded, and suddenly he turned to face the salted fish and asked, "Mr. Yan, may I ask if you still lack the fairy child to summon you?"
Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, one hundred battles will not be defeated, Zhou Yu's old face is open.
Facing Zhou Yu's eager face, Xianyu nodded and said, "Yes, let the little maid Chunming who served me give us a hand, and the rest of the people will step back a mile and protect us on the periphery." ”
"What about me? Can I go and help you?" said Zhou Yu with a flattering smile.
Xianyu glanced at the flattering Zhou Yu, then looked up and down with his eyes, slowly shook his head, and said in a low voice: "Zhou Dudu, as a dragon and phoenix among people, the immortal energy around you is too strong, and you are not suitable to participate in my rituals, and you still have to preside over the war." ”
Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his face showed a trace of unwillingness and a hint of joy, he glanced at Zhuge Liang, and then turned back to the salted fish and said:
"Oh, in this way, I also feel that I am different from others, I didn't expect this reason, it is a pity that I can't participate in Mr. Yan's rituals, then I will take someone to protect you from a mile away, this thing is fighting, if you order it to go down, someone will fight, so you can follow the whole process." ”
"Okay, then, I'll go get some other stuff ready, and you can do what you have to do. After speaking, Salted Fish waved his hand and gave an eviction order.
Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu and the others all left, and only salted fish were left in the grass house, only to see him rummaging through the table full of things, and then went to a rattan basket next to him to look for a long time, and finally found the things he wanted.
"Come here, bring it to me. Salty called out to a soldier from outside the hut and told him to carry a large bag of things to his lodgings, while he followed behind and calculated.
The idea of salted fish is very simple, that is, to repatriate Zhuge Liang at the beginning of the burning of Chibi, so that even if Zhuge Liang is in a coma for a while, it will not have any effect, and it just so happens that no one from Liu Bei's side has contact with him during this time, which is a good time.
And what Salted Fish needs to do now is how to let Zhuge Liang return without fail.
He had been pondering since his last failed repatriation of Zhuge Liang, and when he arrived in Eastern Wu, he suddenly thought of a good way.
But Zhuge Liang is now at the time and space node of the "Battle of Red Cliffs", if he is repatriated, the original Zhuge Liang's memory and thinking cannot keep up with the current rhythm of the war, it will also change the historical node.
Just in case, Salted Fish had to put this repatriation to the end.
In fact, this is quite troublesome, he has to always be vigilant against Zhuge Liang not to do anything too out of line, just like the last battle plan, this old boy left a move, if it wasn't for the salted fish to stop it in time, then these high-ranking officials in Eastern Wu might have been killed by Zhuge Liang.
Salted fish pursed his lips and thought as he walked.
Because Zhuge Liang had a feeling in the dark that the dream he had last time seemed to be real, so in order to change the ending of the dream, he directly killed Cao Cao and Sun Quan, even if the two leaders of them died, but there were still people who continued to take the lead, at least his pressure didn't have to be so great.
Zhuge Liang's pressure is great, and the pressure of salted fish is even greater, and he must ensure that Zhuge Liang doesn't make any mistakes, so he simply pulled Dongwu in the last combat meeting, so that Zhuge Liang had a delusion, thinking that salted fish was to save Liu Bei's army and Sun Quan's army, and if something went wrong halfway, then salted fish, an immortal, would stop it.
Even coaxed and deceived, so that Zhuge Liang honestly followed the normal train of thought, and the rest was to repatriate Zhuge Liang and eliminate the traces of his coming here.
Humming a tune, Salty followed the soldier back to his lodgings, and then asked the little maid to reward the soldier, and then turned them over and laid them on the table.
The little maid looked at the dazzling array of things on the table, covered her mouth and looked at the salted fish in surprise, and asked in a low voice, "Lord Shenjun, are you going to refine the elixir of immortality for Wu Hou?"
Since the Qin Dynasty, there has been a matter of refining elixir, and this little girl doesn't know where she heard the story, thinking that the "god man" should be alchemy, so she asked.
Since the salted fish woke up, this little maid Chunming served him comfortably, and the two of them were not so rusty after coming and going. Hearing her ask this question this time, Salty Fish reached out and scraped her little nose, and said with a smile:
"Hmph, this is not an elixir, this is a 'ecstasy' that makes you happy, as long as you eat it, hehe, you will be happy like a fairy!"
"Ahh
"Hahaha, you little girl, you know everything, I'll talk to you when I have time. Speaking of this, the salted fish that was still a little red just now was suddenly stunned, and he thought of his soft and collapsed little Ding Ding and the lonely, empty and cold dantian, and he couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart.
Chunming felt the change in the tone of the salted fish, and couldn't help but look at the salted fish from between her fingers, she panicked when she saw the lonely look, she thought that she had just said the wrong thing, and hurriedly said in a panic: "Lord Shenjun! I didn't mean that...... If you ...... You really need ...... That...... Then I can accompany you quickly...... Jolly ......"
"Gah!?" The startled salted fish looked up at the little face like a red apple, shook his head with a silent smile, reached out and patted Chunming's head, and said with a smile:
"What do you think, little kid? I don't know and think I'm a big pervert! Go, get me two of your thinnest silk scarves here, and go." ”