Chapter 38: Are you flickering me?

Zhou Yu has folded in Zhuge Liang's hands for the second time this time, the first time was when he had just set up camp, saying that he was going to send Zhuge Liang to burn Cao Jun's grain and grass, but Zhuge Liang borrowed Lu Su's mouth to say I Zhuge Liang can do anything, unlike you who will only fight in the river, but Zhou Yu was angry, and he had to prove that he could fight in land battles, and he didn't need Zhuge Liang to go.

And this time the straw boat borrowed arrows to make him both convinced and hold his breath, the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and when he was discussing the fire attack with various generals and strategists, he suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and then fainted.

After Zhou Yu fainted, Sun Shangxiang, who was originally caught and grounded in the camp, sneaked out, and when he came to Zhuge Liang's boat, he sat on the chair angrily and said with resentment: "Shangxiang wants to go into battle to kill the enemy!"

Fan Xian, who was sitting at the table drinking tea, rolled his eyes speechlessly: "If you like to go, you can go!"

Sun Shangxiang suddenly showed a sly smile, approached Fan Xian and said, "Why don't Mr. Yizhi and Shangxiang go to Cao Ying?"

"Don't look for me for such a difficult task!"

Sun Shangxiang muttered and said, "But sitting here won't help, as a man, you should gallop on the battlefield!"

"Scared, are you a man?" said Fan's hands.

Sun Shangxiang glared at him: "I'm talking about you!"

"Cut!" Fan Xian said angrily: "Have you ever seen Zhuge Liang charging into battle? Have you ever seen your brother go deep into the enemy camp?"

"What do you mean to be useless? Let me tell you, Cao Jun's defeat is now decided, and it will be defeated in our hands in a few days!"

"Hmph! just you!" Sun Shangxiang snorted, and went to the room left for her in a huff, leaving Fan Xian alone in the cabin in a daze.

Just when Fan Xian was sympathizing with Sun Shangxiang's untimely birth, Zhuge Liang came back with a deep face, and saw that Fan Xian was the only one in the cabin, so he asked, "Well, where is Sun Quan's sister?"

"Ran to the room!" Fan Xian took a sip of tea and said slowly.

"Are you with her?" Zhuge Liang said with a smile, and sat down next to Fan Xian with a YD face.

"I'm still a child, I don't know what you're talking about!" Fan Xian said angrily.

"In other words, Zhou Yu mentioned it just now, saying that Liu Bei's wives had just hung up, and he went back and proposed that Sun Quan marry the lord of your family Xiangxiang to Liu Bei!" Zhuge Liang shrugged indifferently: "If you don't take her in, it will be difficult to do it when you leave!"

Fan Xian was stunned, coughed and said, "Liu Bei is fifty, right?"

"Forty-nine!" Zhuge Liang nodded.

"That's about the same, a fifty-year-old man marries a little girl who is only seventeen years old two months later?" Fan Xian glared at Zhuge Liang: "Aer you fool me?"

"Women, you don't accept others, and you don't allow people to marry?" Zhuge Liang smiled obscenely: "Liu Bei has just occupied the four counties in the south of Jingzhou, and Zhou Yu must have some considerations before he proposed this." ”

"Anyway, if you want to win this battle, take Sun Shangxiang away. Fan Xian sighed, he actually has inexplicable feelings for Sun Shangxiang, first when he saw her for the first time three years later, the look of missing himself was not pretending, and then he came here and had a lot of intersections with her, if you want to say that love is not enough, but there is a good feeling.

"I can't take her away for the time being, and when this battle is over, I estimate that I will have to wear it three years later! You help me protect her for three years, and I will let you win this battle!" Fan Xian actually thought of a way to take Sun Shangxiang away, this task is completed, you can sign a summoning contract with Sun Shangxiang, and summon her away when the time comes.

Zhuge Liang saw that Fan Xian didn't seem to be joking, so he also said with a straight face: "Three years is not a problem, anyway, I can guess this little Jiujiu in Zhou Yu's heart, it is nothing more than kidnapping Liu Bei in a boat, and with his character, it is estimated that he still wants to kill Liu Bei!"

"Just plan it when the time comes!" Zhuge Liang said with a smile: "Let him lose his wife and break his army!"

Fan Xian nodded: "What did Zhou Yu look for you just now?"

"It's nothing, Jiang Gan's 2 goods are here again!" Zhuge Liang spread his hands.

"Jiang Gan?" Fan Xian thought about it, Jiang Gan wanted to greet him when he came to steal the book before, and even thought of the greeting lines!

(Jiang) fuck, how is your mother? (Cao) Fuck, how is your family?

Zhuge Liang didn't know what Fan Xian was thinking, but he suddenly remembered what he had seen Jiang Gan just now, so he asked obscenely: "Yes, it's Jiang Gan! Do you know how I greeted him just now?"

"How do you greet you?" Fan Xian was stunned.

"I saw him, and I asked, "Fuck, how is your mother?" Who knew that this thing was still talking nonsense, "Okay, good!"

Fan Xian: "......"

was actually taken by this Zhuge Liang.

"Just now we used a bitter trick against Huang Gai and Gan Ning in front of Cai Zhong and Cai He! And Mr. Feng Yan has already gone to Cao Cao's side to trick them into connecting the boats together, and the matter of fire attack is already a certainty!" Zhuge Liang said.

"This time the efficiency is quite high, not bad!" Fan Xian nodded.

Zhuge Liang sighed and said, "Zhou Yu vomited blood and fainted just now!"

"I'm tortured, are you really so angry that you vomit blood?" the corner of Fan Xian's mouth twitched.

Zhuge Liang shook his head: "Cao Jun is on the north bank, and the north wind is blowing now!"

"Zhou Yu just now estimated that he fainted in a hurry to vomit blood because of the sudden thought of this, so now he really responds to the sentence 'Everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!'. ”

Fan Xian nodded, the final result of the battle of Chibi mentioned in the book was to burn Chibi and break the Cao army, and the two most critical nodes were Mr. Feng Xiao Pang Tong fooling Cao Cao's iron cable chain plan and Kong Ming's drama of borrowing the east wind!

Thinking of this, Fan Xian suddenly asked, "Old pig, have you found a problem?"

"What's the problem? I'm too handsome?" Zhuge Liang looked confused.

"Handsome sister, I mean, have you noticed that you borrow and burn everything?" Fan Xian rolled his eyes, this Zhuge Liang's shamelessness is sometimes better than himself, Fan Xian is almost immune now: "First burned Bowangpo, now we want to burn Chibi, and finally we have to burn Xinye! After the grass boat borrows arrows, it also borrows the east wind, and after the work is done, it also borrows Jingzhou from Sun Quan!"

Zhuge Liang: "......"

Seeing Zhuge Liang's deflated appearance, Fan Xian suddenly felt a burst of joy in his heart, but suddenly there was a pause, this is not quite right, borrowing Jingzhou was borrowed after winning the Battle of Chibi, and Liu Bei took advantage of the fact that Zhuge Liang was now fighting against each other in Chibi on behalf of his Liu Jiajun and Sun Quanjun, and ran to occupy the four counties in the south of Jingzhou!

After occupying it, people elected him to become the pastor of Jingzhou, because Cao Cao also accounted for a few, so he borrowed the remaining part of Jingzhou in Sun Quan's hand, saying that he would return Yizhou to Sun Quan, but he didn't pay it back in the end!

In particular, if I hadn't borrowed the fog or the wind, wouldn't I have been able to win the battle of Chibi? Would it not have happened to borrow Jingzhou?

Thinking of this, Fan Xian asked, "Then when are you going to do it?"

"I guess Cao Cao has started to connect the boats by now, after all, their northerners are too seasick!"

"Then five days later!" Fan Xian said, "Five days later, November 20, starting in the early morning!"

"Then how are we going to borrow it?" Zhuge Liang was a little puzzled.

"In the past few days, you have ordered people to go to the Nanping Mountain behind the camp to set up an altar."

"Why?" Zhuge Liang asked puzzledly, "I see you were very relaxed last time you made that fog?"

"Don't you want to give you a chance to pretend to be forced?" Fan Xian pursed his lips and looked at him with disdain: "Are you willing to give such an opportunity?"

Zhuge Liang was stunned for a moment, and laughed obscenely.

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