Li Xiaomu has a big deal. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He slept with You Qiao'er.

Although Senior Sister Qiao'er is as beautiful as a flower, although he has secretly been moved by her, although he knows that most of the young brothers are also stirring up this thought...... But that's just thinking about it at most, no one dares to do this, because You Qiao'er is the pearl of the second uncle's palm, and she is also the wife of the senior brother Huo Manliang.

Li Xiaomu stupidly looked at the naked senior sister under him, the snow-white carcass was lying quietly on the pink boudoir, the tender skin was slightly glowing under the oil lamp, a pair of plump and tight squeezed on his chest, and the lower limbs wrapped around his waist, soft against each other, intimate......

What's going on?

How could it be in my sister's boudoir?

At this moment......

Oh, wine! I drank a lot of wine last night!

The woman under him was moving, Li Xiaomu was so frightened that his heart was cold, fortunately, the senior sister didn't wake up, she just bent her knees and wrapped him tighter.

Drunken sex?

No, no, no!

He knew that he had only two states when he was drunk: one, he was drunk to death, and second, he was not drunk, and he continued to drink until he was drunk.

Just ask, if you are already drunk, how can you have any energy, motivation and ability to "mess up"!

The senior sister was moving again, this time with two white and tender arms around his back, and her smooth palm gently caressed his spine, but she still didn't wake up.

What's the problem?

I really should ask the people we had a drink with last night.

Who's coming?

Senior Brother Zhao......

Senior Brother Liu......

And also...... And also......

With a sigh, You Qiao'er exhaled softly, the fragrant smell made Li Xiaomu's heart flutter suddenly, and the fingers behind his back were like Ling Yan skimming the surface of the lake, making him melt away in an instant, and suddenly he felt that a hot breath under his abdomen was rushing up, he was even more anxious, and he didn't have the heart to think about it anymore, so he grabbed the woman's arms and legs and jumped out of bed.

One word, run!

Take advantage of the fact that the big thing has not happened to run away without a trace, and come to him to eliminate it!

But his wishful thinking failed, just when he just grabbed his clothes and pants, You Qiao'er turned over and hugged his waist again, and the cherry red mouth stopped in front of his lower abdomen, his eyelids blinked slightly, as if he was about to wake up, and his lips were still slightly opening and closing-

"Senior brother, where are you—where are you going...... Accompany others again......"

Zhu Zhi got closer and closer to him, and Li Xiaomu was stunned, or, wait and run away?Uh...... What do you think?

A warm breath of heat.

There was a shudder.

The woman's eyes finally opened, the movements of the lip flap were so skillful, and the divine light in her eyes was so ecstatic......

Ecstasy......

Blurred......

Awake......

Consternation......

Be furious......

"Ahh......h

"Senior sister, you, listen to me-" Li Xiaomu struggled to prop himself up, "things, things are not what you think. ”

"You, get out of here!" the woman screamed.

"You, don't shout, this matter can't be revealed! You know that I know it's easy to do, if you let others know......" Li Xiaomu grinned and snorted a cool breeze, "That's it...... Especially Big Brother!"

You Qiao'er was stunned.

Li Xiaomu finally breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the scene was temporarily controlled, but just as he wanted to stand up his arms and jump out of bed, the door was slammed open.

Short, but stocky men rushed in, and then a dozen or so stood outside the door, craned their necks to look into the room.

The morning light was as gentle and delicate as silk threads, and quickly illuminated everything in the room, reflecting the man's face and the woman's body.

The eyes of the outsiders all widened, and the emotions of shock, envy, jealousy, resentment, and despair spread instantly.

Humpty Dumpty's eyes lit up, and he glanced at You Qiao'er's naked body, and shouted out the door—

"Senior brother, look, the news is right, they are really here!"

One of the dozen or so young disciples walked out, with a tall posture, a handsome appearance, and cold electricity flashing in his eyes, first looked at You Qiao'er, and then glared at Li Xiaomu on her body, "You guys, very good." ”

"Big brother, no, it's not... You, you listen to me-" You Qiao'er shouted in panic, wanting to turn over, but found that she was crushed to death by Li Xiaomu.

"Yes, senior brother, this, this is a misunderstanding, you listen to me first. Li Xiaomu was full of bitterness.

"Misunderstanding, do you believe it?" said Humpty Dumpty, his eyes still on Youqiao'er, as he turned to the group outside the room.

Everyone looked at Li Xiaomu's hands and shook their heads, "I don't believe it." ”

Li Xiaomu noticed that in the panic just now, his hands were focused on nowhere to go, and he unconsciously pressed down on his senior sister's plump breasts, okay, now even he "didn't believe it".

"Hmph!" Senior Brother Huo Manliang laughed coldly a few times, and walked away, letting You Qiao'er cry heartbreakingly.

"Little bastard, you even dare to touch the woman of the senior brother?!" Humpty Dumpty pulled out a wooden stick from behind him and tossed it straight in his hand, "Are you looking for a beating? No, looking for death!"

Li Xiaomu didn't even look up at him, and said to the woman under him, "Senior sister-"

"Get out!"

"I want to too, but don't you loosen it up first-" Li Xiaomu pointed to her legs, You Qiao'er hurriedly pulled it back, but suddenly found that as soon as Li Xiaomu left, his shame was even more exposed in front of everyone, and in a hurry, he tightened his legs again, and forcibly wrapped Li Xiaomu back again, I wanted to use him as a cover, but I didn't expect that this time the strength was not small, poof! The two collided together, and then-

Li Xiaomu was stupid, "Senior, senior sister, you, you-"

You Qiao'er was also stunned, and turned to cry loudly: "Bastard, I, I'll kill you!" and no longer bothered about any shame, she slammed her fist on Li Xiaomu's chest, and kicked him in the stomach again, bang! Li Xiaomu flew out upside down, hit the wall solidly, and slipped down the wall, falling straight to a blue nose and swollen face.

"Catch him!" shouted Humpty Dumpty, and the disciples outside the door rushed in one by one.

Li Xiaomu was in a panic, grabbed an object from his side and threw it out, Humpty Dumpty rushed in a hurry, and suddenly saw a big flower of things rushing to his face, and he didn't have time to hide, poof!

Needless to say, everyone knows whose it is.

Humpty Dumpty was stunned at first, and then involuntarily sniffed a few times, and snorted "Well, fragrant!", only then did he realize his gaffe, and hurriedly raised his stick to hit Li Xiaomu, and the others also arrived, blocking Li Xiaomu in the corner of the wall in a semi-encirclement, You Qiaoer had taken the opportunity to put on his coat, and actually pulled out his sword and stabbed it violently.

Li Xiaomu couldn't hide, his face changed color in fright, and he saw that the cold cold light was getting closer and closer to him.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a loud "click" above my head, and then I felt the house tremble, the earth shook violently, everyone was shaken, dust and ashes poured down, broken bricks and broken tiles fell one after another, and the disciples were choked and coughed violently for a while.

When the gray smoke dissipated, everyone saw that the roof above was broken with a big hole in a square circle, and the blue sky and white clouds were on it, and the wind was bubbling in from outside, and then looking at the ground, the pink boudoir was gone, leaving only a deep pit on the ground, and the bottom could not be seen at a glance.

More than a dozen disciples poked their heads out to look into the pit, only Humpty Dumpty exclaimed, "Oops! Let the little bastard escape!"

......

Li Xiaomu took the opportunity to run away.

He hurriedly put on his clothes in a small forest outside the mountain gate, did not dare to stay longer, rushed down the mountain in one breath, and after an hour, he saw the "Eight Along the City" from a distance , then slowed down, already tired and panting, because of the hurry to escape, the shoe lost one, the other bottom was also worn out, the feet were full of blood blisters, and at the same time the stomach was hungry and thirsty, like a drum, and felt a sore back and legs, the bones seemed to be about to fall apart, to the city gate at the foot of the mountain was about to go inside, suddenly a gust of wind rushed towards him, and a person slammed into his arms-

Not!

Li Xiaomu has been in a faint pain where he was injured by You Qiaoer, and under this heavy impact, his blood is surging, and he almost vomited out last night's wine and food, and he was about to open his mouth to scold, but when he looked into his arms, he couldn't help but be stunned-

It was a girl, who seemed to be fourteen or fifteen years old, with a fair and clean face, thin eyebrows like light strokes, deep eyes like black ink dots, a pretty nose like Zhongshi dripping milk, and a cherry blossom mouth like a pink flower......

Li Xiaomu was a little stunned and couldn't scold anymore.

"Yes, I'm sorry!" the girl jumped out of his arms, "all, it's all my fault, it's, it's, it's too reckless—"

Li Xiaomu thought about it for a long time and didn't know what to do, and finally said in a trance, "It's an honor......"

But I saw that the girl looked back anxiously, gritted her teeth, bowed deeply to him, and ran out of the city.

"Girl, wait—oops!" Li Xiaomu turned around and just shouted half a sentence, bang! was hit hard again, this time it was even more ruthless, and a strong force came from behind him, he was knocked out two feet away, his face hit the ground first, rubbing blood all over the place, he jumped up in anger, turned his head and scolded, "Your grandmother's turtle grandson-"

But I saw a strong man rushing towards him, and his big fan-like hand slapped it straight over!

He immediately changed his words, "How are your ancestors?"

"Fucking out of the way, bitch!"

Li Xiaomu saw that the palm was fierce, and hurriedly jumped to the side, the slap missed, and the strong man flashed, "Huh?" The man was stunned for a moment, and wanted to come up, but he heard someone behind him shouting: "Don't make a mistake, it's important to get down to business!" Seven or eight people appeared at the gate of the city at the same time.

The strong man glared at Li Xiaomu fiercely, and then rushed out of the city with a meteor, and disappeared into the forest below the mountain with those accomplices in a blink of an eye.

Li Xiaomu looked at the distant backs and pouted, "Rush to reincarnate grandson, I wish you to be born a pig and dog in your next life, Lao Tzu will be a cheer, order a few more dishes!"

......

Li Xiaomu went down the mountain in a hurry, and he didn't have much silver on his body, so he spent three copper plates in the grocery store in the city to buy a pair of broken straw sandals, wandered around for most of the day, and bought a few buns to sacrifice to the temple, but found that the patrol in the city was several times more than usual, and after a careful inquiry, he learned that it was the "zombie ghosts" in the nearby mountains and forests that had recently made trouble, harming people and villages, and harming livestock, and had become a local disaster......

He just nibbled on his buns, found a small restaurant and hid for half a day and half a night, and only sneaked back when he couldn't afford to pay for the wine and the room.

He knew that he should have hid for a few more days, Senior Sister You was in a rage, and the senior brother must have hated him to death, the second senior uncle should know about it, according to the door rules, bullying the senior sisters and sisters of the same family, that is to cramp and break the bones, peel the skin and cut the meat, and finally leave a breath, and tie it to the "punishment platform" to cut off the root of his life......

He didn't want to suffer such a severe punishment, but now his pockets were cleaner than his face, and he had no money on his body, so he had to come back and get some silver, and then inquire about the movements of all parties by the way.

Unexpectedly, things were completely different from what he thought, and he heard another piece of news that made his heart tremble......

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