Chapter 249: Storytelling
"If you want to kill or chop, listen to it, I just won't play with you, hum," Lin Feng saw that the bitter meat plan was ineffective, so he turned his heart sideways, raised his chin and said. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hehe, you don't have a choice, should I gouge out your eyes first, or draw a turtle with a knife on your face first," the little princess took out the second-grade spirit weapon-level dagger again, and shook it between her slender fingers. A pair of big watery eyes looked at Lin Feng with a somewhat teasing look, like looking at a plaything.
"Hey, if you want to cut it, you can cut it somewhere else, but I eat with my face," Lin Feng shouted.
Hearing this, the little princess suddenly showed a look of sudden realization and said: "In this way, where will I cut it, or turn you into a eunuch, so that you can stay in the palace justifiably." β
Hearing this, Lin Feng gasped, broke out in a cold sweat, and said with a smile: "Don't be so cruel." β
"Then you want a game for me to play," the little princess said with a casual shake of the dagger in her hand a few times, and smiled.
"In this secret room, no matter how fun the game is, it's not interesting," Lin Feng said.
"We can go to the courtyard," the little princess thought Lin Feng had agreed, and smiled happily.
"If you tie me up like this, I can't play with you," Lin Feng said with a smile.
"You mean to let me remove the chains?" asked the little princess.
"In this way, I can play with you more flexibly," Lin Feng hurriedly smiled, but he had another small abacus in his heart, as long as he let go of his hands and feet, even if he was not a cultivator, the dignified seven-foot man would not be able to deal with you two little girls.
"But what if you want to escape?" asked the little princess innocently.
"I, Lin Feng, are known as iron teeth and copper teeth, honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, I am not a waste of fame, don't worry, I will accompany you to have a good time, this is a very fun game," Lin Feng said with a sincere face and temptation at the same time.
"Okay, but in order to show your sincerity, I will first give you a hundred corpse brain fragments, this poison has no antidote, but there is an antidote with stable medicinal properties, as long as you really don't run away, I will give you an antidote every month to ensure that you will not be poisoned. The little princess laughed.
Hearing this, Lin Feng rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "Yes, I'll still tie it up." β
"Hehe, then you want a game that you can play with me even if you tie it up," the little princess laughed. In fact, Lin Feng's little abacus had already been guessed by the little princess, and the little princess was extremely shrewd.
"Then I can only tell you a story," Lin Feng sighed. Unexpectedly, the little princess's eyes suddenly lit up. In fact, when the little princess was a child, she was taken by a special wet nurse, and the wet nurse often told the little princess stories to coax her to sleep. Later, when the little princess grew up and the wet nurse died, there was no one to tell her stories anymore. Although the little princess is fifteen or sixteen years old, she is still like a naughty child in her heart, which may be a common problem of children who are loved by thousands of people, who have not experienced wind and rain, have not experienced setbacks and sorrows, so their psychological age is very young. So when the little princess grew up, she often missed the feeling of listening to stories when she was a child, so when the little princess heard Lin Feng's words, she immediately shouted excitedly: "Okay, okay." β
"Hey, there's a head," Lin Feng said in surprise. Then Lin Feng thought about it, and immediately sighed: "It's a pity that I came to the palace to save my friend, my friend didn't save me, and I wasn't in the mood to tell a story." β
"Didn't you say that you came to the palace to find me?" the little princess sneered.
"Didn't I know you were a princess back then," Lin Feng said with a cheeky smile.
"Cut, forget it. Where your friend is kept, I'll send someone to release him," said the little princess with a swear.
"Hey, there's really a trick," Lin Feng secretly rejoiced in his heart, but at the same time, he still sighed in frustration: "No, you can't do it." Lin Feng deliberately said that he couldn't do it instead of being able to help, in fact, he was using the agitation method, starting from the Baihualou competition, Lin Feng found that the little princess was very strong. Sure enough, as soon as she heard Lin Feng's words, the little princess was immediately unconvinced and said, "There is nothing in the palace that I can't do, you say." β
"Actually, you also know this friend, it's Kang'er," Lin Feng sighed.
"What's wrong with her?" asked the little princess.
"She was captured by your eldest brother, and I actually entered the palace to save her, but I was injured by the master in the palace," Lin Feng said.
Hearing this, a trace of disgust flashed in the little princess's eyes in an instant, but this trace of disgust was seen by Lin Feng. Lin Feng immediately guessed something in his heart, so he immediately said: "Forget it, one is your eldest brother, the other is a stranger, you must be on your eldest brother's camp." β
"Who's in the same camp as him," said the little princess, frowning slightly, a little angry.
"Hey, aren't you in a very good relationship, you still went to Baihualou to vent for him and trouble Kang'er, have you forgotten all this? You can't be quarrelling," Lin Feng asked in deliberate surprise.
"Who said that I went to Baihualou to vent his anger, I just heard that one of Baihualou's top brands actually made him lose face, I don't know how happy I am, so I was very curious, so I went to see what kind of person Kang'er was, whether he had three heads and six arms," the little princess said.
"He lost face, you are very happy, aren't you brother and sister?" Lin Feng asked.
"It's not a mother's birth, he's so stupid, he knows how to play with women, he hates it when he looks at it, the second brother is much better than him," the little princess pouted and said disdainfully.
Hearing this, Lin Feng had a number in his heart, it turned out that the little princess liked the second prince and didn't like the eldest prince.
"Can you help with this matter?" Lin Feng asked as he returned to the subject.
"As long as it's bad for the eldest brother, I'm willing to try it," the little princess said with a sly smile. Hearing this, Lin Feng was secretly happy in his heart, and immediately said, "Thank you." β
"Alright, now we can tell the story," said the little princess.
"Yes," Lin Feng smiled, "I'm going to tell you a story about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfsγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»
Time passed minute by minute, and soon the story was over, the little princess was very happy to listen to it, and originally wanted Lin Feng to tell another one, but Lin Feng refused on the grounds that she was weak and needed to rest, so the little princess had to give up. The days passed slowly in such a story, and the little princess was also trying to find out Kang'er's whereabouts, and soon two days passed. On this day, the little princess entered the secret room and told Lin Feng a piece of news that was neither good nor bad.
"On the day Kang'er was arrested into Tai**, my father sent someone to take Kang'er away, and it turned out that the eldest brother's purpose in arresting Kang'er was to dedicate it to his father," the little princess said.
Hearing this news, Lin Feng felt a complicated emotion in his heart, the current emperor is also a womanizer, this is not leaving the tiger's mouth and entering the wolf's den.
"Then can you secretly rescue Kang'er?" Lin Feng asked without giving up.
"No, because she is now Concubine Kang, and she is very favored," the little princess looked at Lin Feng a little strangely, and then asked: "I think that Kang'er is doing well, and the whole ** is now her most favored and beautiful." Do you still think she's suffering?"
Hearing this, Lin Feng was also very strange in his heart, even if the purpose of the eldest prince to catch Kang'er was really to pat the emperor's ass, but according to his understanding of Kang'er, she should rather die than give in, how could it be like the little princess said.
"Princess, can you let me see her, I want to ask her face to face," Lin Feng asked sincerely.
"Are you really friends, how do you look like lovers," the little princess asked strangely.
Hearing this, Lin Feng smiled faintly and said, "This is called righteous anger, you will understand it in the future." β
"Don't think I don't understand anything," the little princess snorted, and then said, "Do you want me to secretly arrange for you to meet Concubine Kang? Do you know that this is a violation of the rules of the palace, and I will not be able to eat and walk around." β
"If you're embarrassed, forget it," Lin Feng sighed.
"Hehe, but it's so exciting, I'll try," the little princess smirked.
"Thank you," Lin Feng smiled in surprise, but said with emotion in his heart, this little bodhisattva is really not afraid of heaven and earth.
"But in return, today you will tell two stories," said the little princess solemnly.
"No problem," Lin Feng also said cheerfully, "I'll tell you a story about Beauty and the Beast first, once upon a time there was a beautiful woman who met a beastγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»"