Chapter Twenty-Six: Who Goes to Hell If I Don't Go to Hell?
Why is it so serious? Xianyu was shocked in his heart, and then thought, Could it be that Zhuge Liang is not used to looking at this wine pond "meat" forest? Could it be that his potential personality for the Discipline Inspection Committee has suddenly appeared? In case he makes remarks about playing with "things" and losing his mind, how can I protect this fox behind me?
Salted Fish's brain was racing fast, and he was going to bet his wits on his first encounter in time and space management!
"Sir......" Zhuge Liang opened his mouth at this time, but he trembled and didn't know what to say, so he started and hung his salted fish to his appetite.
Salted fish picked up the bowl and drank it all, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said, "Mr. Zhuge don't treat me as an outsider, you can just say something." ”
"It's not ...... I just think it's a little late now, and we have to get up early tomorrow morning, so why don't we rest early?" Zhuge Liang finished speaking in one breath, and winked quickly at the salted fish.
Hey, this old boy is more anxious than me, and Salted Fish laughs and scolds in his heart. He waved his hand and said to everyone in the hall: "Okay, it's not early, you all stand down, we have to rest." ”
"Yes!" The musicians and dancers in the hall saluted one after another, and then quickly retreated, leaving only salted fish, Zhuge Liang and two girls in the hall.
"Mr. Zhuge has been really tired recently, with back pain and lack of concentration, then I'll go to bed first, and I'll see you tomorrow!"
After speaking, Salted Fish got up and took Ahri's weak and boneless little hand and walked to the side hall, leaving Zhuge Liang and Xiaohua behind.
Seeing that the salted fish was so free and uninhibited, Zhuge Liang smiled slightly, turned back to Xiaohua and said:
"Girl, I see that your face is quite rich, come, I'll help you look at the palmistry ......"
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Crunch –
Salted Fish closed the door softly, glanced back at the antique room, and the Ahri standing in front of the bed, and a smile curled into the corners of his mouth.
If the old fairy saw this smile of the salted fish, he would definitely point to his nose and say: Xiaoyu, your obscenity has fallen on his face!
Now Ahri, who seemed to have fallen into the mouth of the tiger, stood there obediently, looking at the salted fish charmingly, his lips opened slightly, and he said like a little goblin: "Sir, let Ahri serve you." ”
That kind of charming style made the salted fish trance.
Whether a woman is a qualified woman or not, Salted Fish has always had her own judgment criteria, he believes that a qualified woman does not simply look at her appearance and figure, the most important point is whether her demeanor and demeanor have temperament. An average-looking woman can kill a vase beauty in seconds with her sexy and charming demeanor.
And Ahri is a beautiful and sexy woman, although she is separated by half of the veil, but with her watery eyes, hazy facial contours, perfect posture, and the fox-like body movements, she can be called the best beauty, even Ding Ding function is not salted fish is also fascinated by the heart of the itch.
Salted fish approached Ahri in a dignified manner, rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Ahri girl, why don't I check your body first? ”
If you can't eat it, can't you touch it?
With a chuckle, I saw Ahri's little face blushing and laughing, which made the salted fish look soulless, so the salted fish couldn't bear to take a step forward, took Ahri's little hand and said, "What? Don't you believe what this fairy said?"
Ahri gently withdrew his hand, threw a wink to the salted fish, and said softly: "Sir, don't joke, I'll serve you to change your clothes, and then I'll press it for you again, relax." ”
Salted fish raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "Okay, since that's the case, then you can rub my back and press my feet again." ”
Ahri nodded, fetched a basin of water from the barrel behind the screen, sprinkled many flower petals, and brought it to Salted Fish's bed, where he took off his strange shoes and pressed his feet into the water.
"Oh... Comfortable!" The salted fish's feet soaked for less than two minutes, and Ahri screamed at the touch of Ahri's hands, causing Ahri to give him a hot white eye.
"Sir, it's all right, please sit down on the bed. ”
The salted fish piled up the quilt and pillow, half-lay down, and then reached out and patted the place inside and said, "Ahri, come here." ”
Ahri shook his head slightly, smiled and went to the bed, a pair of soft and boneless little hands pressed on the feet of the salted fish.
"Ahri girl, I didn't expect you to seem weak, but the strength in your hands is quite strong, and you can kill the boar with a little effort. Salted fish enjoyed the Three Kingdoms foot massage, and did not forget to laugh at the beauty in front of him.
Ahri glanced at the salted fish, and said coquettishly, "Sir, you hate it! But according to you, you are comparing yourself to a wild boar?"
Salted fish was stunned for a moment, laughed twice, closed his eyes and began to enjoy.
While enjoying it, he was also pondering in his heart, he always felt that something was weird, just like in the hall before, that feeling flashed away, and he couldn't catch it at all.
Could it be...... Ahri Salted Fish frowned, and a name popped into his mind.
That bad feeling was passed on by Ahri?
After the salted fish found the breakthrough, he immediately recalled Ahri's every move in his heart, and he gradually remembered that the first strange feeling was that he touched Ahri's hand in the main hall, and the second feeling was the moment Ahri's hand was on his feet just now.
Ahri shows a beauty who charms all beings, her every move makes him and Zhuge Liang itch in their hearts, if Sun Quan asks her to serve herself, then even the servant bed will be included, but why does Ahri always give him a feeling of "can't let go"? Could it be that the charm of the appearance is pretended?
Could it be an assassin or a spy? Salted fish, who didn't open his eyes, closed his eyes and thought, and at the same time his brain began to run rapidly, he was not afraid of being assassinated, and he could start again if he died, but if this Ahri was a spy, then he had to find a way.
No, she has to be tested, practice brings true knowledge, real gold is not afraid of fire to refine, and the facts can withstand scrutiny......
This thought suddenly popped up in the mind of the salted fish, and after he made up his mind, he slowly opened his eyes, looked at Ahri, who was kneeling beside him and rubbing his legs, and asked:
"Ahri, you can sing and dance well, and you are also beautiful, doesn't Wu Hou have the intention of including you in the harem?"
Ahri, who was beating his legs, suddenly stagnated in his hand, and then said aggrievedly: "Ahri has grown up here since he can remember, and he is not in the right household with Wu Hou, how can he be like Wu Hou's eyes?"
After speaking, he raised his aggrieved face and looked at the salted fish, and the big watery eyes and delicate figure made the salted fish swallow his saliva fiercely.