Chapter 4: Lillian the Magician

Let me tell you, up to now, I am 100% sure that there is not a single good thing in the GBL Sect, especially the priest, who has a very bad heart.

And said that it was equipped with the most professional adventure team on the Arad continent, and it turned out to be such a primary school student for me?

I walked over with my shoulders, pretending to stand casually beside the magician, comparing with my hands, it was as good as my shoulders, and I was estimated to be 145 tall, and my thin arms and legs didn't look like they had developed at all, wasn't this just a little Lori?

In the future, if I really go through all the obstacles to kill the Twelve Apostles, won't this little thing cause me trouble? Will I get stuck and cry for a long time?

"Are you an adventurer 9527?" the magician asked.

"Are you weaned?" I said happily, "Uncle doesn't have any candy to eat here, go and play obediently, don't make trouble for the adults." ”

"Are you Adventurer 9527?" the magician repeated.

"Yes, I am, what's wrong?" I plucked my ears and replied lazily: "Uncle is a representative of justice, you have to sign an appointment in line, don't delay things here." ”

"Then can I kill you?" The magician suddenly burst out with a chilling murderous aura, chanting incantations in his mouth, and a mottled and complex magic array appeared under his feet.

I watched the sudden formation, and almost knocked out my ears.

Genuine?

How cautious is this? Just shout and shout and kill with two words of ridicule, tsk, the quality of people nowadays is really low.

Seeing that a super-large fireball had quickly gathered in the air, I hurriedly apologized and admitted my mistake: "Master Magician, the villain is 9527, it is rude to come to another world for the first time, please bear with me!"

"Humph!" the magician stopped casting.

So you see, to say that the saying is really the truth of the universe, it is applicable at any time, I went to the hometown last night I adhered to the concept that wealth can not be obscene and mighty can not be bent, and the manly man stands up to the sky, and today I met this big killer magician, I remembered again that I stayed in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, and it was not too late for the gentleman to take revenge for ten years.

So you see, it's really not anyone's cowardice, I just use my heart and action to understand the crystallization of wisdom left by my ancestors for more than 5,000 years.

Quite respectfully and slightly undignified invited the magician into the room, I wiped the sweat from my forehead, and finally realized how difficult it is to pick up the wind and wash the dust for the leader, and a good man should not be an official.

Vigorously produce miracles, and if you can fight, you are a mother.

Politely and politely learned about the magician's situation.

This little Lori is called Lilian, height 143, blonde hair with double ponytail, age 17, it's important to pay attention to this, not a minor, not a minor, not a minor, focus on saying it three times.

This year, the 5th level fire work license that the Magicians Association took just now,Due to the incompatibility with the ex,Ex-ex,Ex-ex,Ex-ex,Ex + N partner.,I was forced to give it to me again in every way.,According to my guess, it's a weird personality and it's hard to serve.。

Because of a quarrel with his teacher over the assignment of a partner, he is currently in a state of running away from home and has no place to live.

I'm happy to hear that.

"Look at this house, Master Magician. I pointed to all corners of the room and said, "The decoration is magnificent, the environment is elegant, it is suitable for a noble person of your status to live here, and the small second floor must be flourishing and honored." ”

Lillian nodded, her nose furrowed slightly, her expression quite proud, very useful.

Children are just fools.

I continued to bombard: "Look at this big living room, it's bright! Look at this bedroom, it's exquisite! Look at this floor, it's mahogany! Let me tell you, this house is rented out for only 1 gold coin for 1 month, you didn't listen, it's not 998, it's not 888, as long as it's a simple 1 gold coin, 1 gold coin, it's not much, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't travel to Moscow! 1 gold coin is not expensive, you don't need to have a meeting when you go home!"

"Okay, okay. Lillian interrupted me, impatiently threw a gold coin bag and said, "It's 12 gold coins, I'll live for a year." ”

"Okay. "I'm happy.

To say that this little Lori just has no social experience, according to the price of Roland Continent, I received 1 silver coin a month is too much, and it really got 10 times the price, but I didn't expect my conscience to be a little guilty, I knew I would have to ask for 15 gold coins, anyway, it's uncomfortable.

Looking at the large amount of gold coins in my hand, I was very nervous, I didn't expect that there were so many stupid people in the other world, if nothing else, with my extraordinary wisdom, it would not take long to be able to start a company, become a general manager, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life.

Wait a minute.

As the saying goes, make the best use of things, so ......

I asked Celia to make a cup of juice, to say that this Nizi is also amazing, laundry and cooking, cleaning the house, heaven and earth, omnipotent, food stuffed into her body, take it out and it can be cold, I don't know if I can make Starbucks coffee, I got a national chain, became the CEO, married Bai Fumei, and walked to the peak of life.

Far from it.

I took the juice made by Celia and gave it to Lilian to drink first, and then said regretfully: "I'm also a landlord anyway, and now, I have to tell you some things, frankly speaking, this house is a bit weird, I don't care about myself, I'm a good man after eighteen years, but I'm afraid it will affect you." ”

"The ghost?" Lillian raised an eyebrow.

"It's not. I said, "It should be a matter of Feng Shui." ”

"Oh?" Lillian deliberately raised her voice, full of disdain. Seeing that she can have this attitude, I know that there must be a play.

Sure enough, yes.

Or I am wise, but it has nothing to do with Feng Shui, and I successfully demonstrated the wrong answer. The real reason why the small second floor has become a murderous mansion is that there is a special magic array on this floor.

In order to popularize knowledge for me, an illiterate person, Lilian patiently explained to me a lot of common knowledge in another world, looking at her proud appearance with her chin raised, Xiao Nizi just wanted to show off!

Shallow!

I listened carefully.

To put it bluntly, magic is the sixth sense, which is not an intuition in the traditional sense, but a real sixth sense.

People have sight because they have eyes, smell because of their nose, hearing because of their ears, touch because of their skin, and taste because of their tongues, so will it be accompanied by the emergence of some kind of sensory organ?

Yes.

There are too many substances in the world that cannot be directly observed, and there are too many things that are not perceived by the public, and magic is only one of them, and its appearance does not affect either science or mind.

Speak human words.

In this other world, on the continent of Arad, you may see Taoist priests and magicians drinking and talking, clergy and scientists raising glasses and drinking together, Boeing 747s and magic brooms flying in the sky, and Zhang Sanfeng and Mobile Suit Gundam running on the ground.

I'm a bit messy.

Forehead support.

I asked, "And what's going on with this little second floor?"

"There's a fog-based magic array around this little second floor. Lilian pushed the glasses that didn't exist and said: "The fog magic array will automatically generate water vapor, and living creatures staying in the environment of water vapor all year round will have an impact and burden on the body, resulting in frailty and sickness, so it has affected the health of the previous masters, and was sentenced to be a murderous house." ”

......

Lillian sighed, "Ignorance is terrible......"

I said, "You're enough, brother!"

Lilian suddenly stopped talking, thoughtful, most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.

It's understandable, after all, an excellent man like me is like a scarab in the field, a firefly in the dark night, and a hundred-dollar bill in a steel hammer, all exuding the dangerous temperament of "not good, this person is a big guy" from the inside out.

I asked, "So what's going to be done?"

Lillian said, "I'll do it for you, 15 gold." ”

I was stunned: "Huh?"

Lilian repeated: "I'll help you get this magic array, 15 gold coins, market price." ”

I hurriedly waved my hand: "I'm sorry, I refuse!"

It's better to want my money than to kill me!

Lilian spread her hands and said helplessly: "Hey, then there's no way, you can ask for more blessings, it's okay to smoke and drink less and read more newspapers, and you can live past 30 years old." ”

So there are no good people in the Arad Continent, I didn't expect that your delicate and gentle Zhu Shimao also betrayed the revolution, and you were so arrogant just now, and now you have to compete with me here, is it shameful, is it shabby?

"10 pcs. "I bargained.

"14 pcs. Lillian didn't give up.

"I said Xiao An'an. I decided to play the bitter card, and almost choked out tears: "I am not familiar with the life of the other world just now, I don't have much money in my pocket, and I still have to make money to support my family, for you and the ghost girl to eat and drink, it is really no merit and hard work, no hard work and fatigue." ”

"13 pcs. "Lillian was inhumane.

"12, don't pull down. I looked up at the sky, and at a forty-five degree angle did not let tears draw my face: "It's a good companion, friendship is stronger than gold, and now it's really chilling to be here with me for three cents and two cents." ”

Lillian smiled, "Deal." ”

Come out and mix, sooner or later you have to pay it back.

Those who deceive others will always deceive them.

When I was separated from it, I was in such a heart-rending pain, why did you leave me? You know that I am the most loyal and faithful to you, how can you bear it, my beloved gold coin!

Counting and counting, counting and counting, and counting, I solemnly handed the 12 gold coins to Lillian: "Take care of it for me, I love it more than all." ”

Lilian took the gold coin and spit out her little pink tongue: "Woo a little slightly, I feel sorry for you, let you hack my money, let you bully me, Woo a little slightly." ”

Look at this little eye!

Preparing for a long time, Lilian and Celia and I stood in front of the door on the second floor of the small building, at this moment the dark clouds covered the sun, the leaves flew wildly, and the ground suddenly blew a whirlwind, accompanied by the sound of whining ghosts, there was really a kind of mountain rain about to come and the wind was full of buildings.

I looked at the property in my name with relief, Celia hiding behind me with half of her face exposed, and Lillian taking a posture that was bound to win.

I thought that all superstitions were paper tigers.

Behold......