Chapter 5 No, Poisoned!

"Huh, it's crashing again?"

Salted fish looked at the black screen, didn't think about it, directly flipped over the phone and skillfully pulled out the battery, reinstalled it five seconds later, turned it on, and then the familiar boot screen appeared in front of his eyes.

"Damn, this thing of the old fairy, it will die at every turn, and you will charge me 6,000 oceans!"

The first thing that the scolding salted fish did when he turned on was to go to the "Time and Space" APP to check whether the time coins had arrived, and he was about to cry when he thought that he was about to return to his true character as a man.

"Huh!?"

The salted fish who opened the software was stunned, and there were still 6 space-time coins in the "wallet".

"What the hell? There's a delay in getting this too?"

The undead salted fish waited for about ten minutes with his mobile phone in his hand, but the space-time coin remained unchanged, and when he inadvertently looked down with puzzled eyes, what he saw surprised him.

I saw that many of the options in the app have turned gray! This only shows one thing......

Salted fish quickly closed his eyes, silently recited one, two, three, and then opened it violently, staring at the screen of the mobile phone with big eyes, and found that in addition to time and space positioning, time travel, and time and space calls, what key options such as stealth, time stop, and sound shielding have become inoperable!

A bad feeling suddenly came to his heartβ€”

It's a virus!

......

It was still the lively Times Square, and it was still the obscene old man, under the hostile gaze of hundreds of aunts, the salted fish did not dare to cross the thunder pond by half a step, so he had to wave to the old man from a distance.

The old man nodded at the salted fish, then turned his head and said a few words to the aunts, and then came over.

What made Salted Fish strange was that the hundreds of pairs of hostile gazes suddenly deteriorated, became kind, and became full of maternal brilliance.

"Little fish, what kind of wind blew you here? Didn't you come back with a girl in another time and space?"

Before the person arrived, the mocking words stabbed first, knowing that the salted fish was crippled by the order of time and space, and now he was ashamed to mention this, the eyes of the salted fish were breathing fire!

"I'm not called Xiaoyu! I'm called ...... Alas, old fairy, come here. ”

As soon as the old fairy came over, the salted fish put his arms around his shoulder, then took out a little screen of his mobile phone and handed it to the old fairy, and the old fairy's eyes immediately became sharp!

Salted fish swallowed his saliva and asked uneasily: "Old fairy, this... This ......"

Who knew that the old fairy touched the screen of the mobile phone and said: "This film technology is so perfect, there are no bubbles at all, and the four sides are actually tightly fitted, and the error is less than ten wires...... Hey, it's a mountain and a mountain high!"

Salted fish rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath, he lifted the phone, pointed to the screen and said angrily: "Who asked you to apply the film? I mean that several options of the software have turned gray! Is it a virus!?"

"Oh, but this film is really good, it's worse than mine. After speaking, the old fairy pulled his hand back, squinted his eyes, looked up, and asked, "How is this?"

Hearing him ask, Salted Fish was a little embarrassed: "I received a text message before, saying that I could get free space-time coins, and I... I clicked in......"

The old fairy stroked his beard and nodded: "Well, that's right, with your IQ, you can definitely do this kind of thing." ”

The salted fish bull's eyes were about to go crazy, and suddenly remembered the hundreds of aunts behind the old fairy, and couldn't help but shrink their necks, and they didn't know where the confidence just now came from.

The old fairy glanced at him and said: "Except for the functions related to the space-time channel have not been hacked, the rest of the functions have been killed, which shows that the destructive power of the virus program is limited, if the space-time channel option is also hacked, then the problem is serious, go, go to my house, there is no equipment here." ”

"Okay! get out of here...... By the way, how do I feel that those aunts don't look at me as cruelly as before?" After saying that, the salted fish secretly glanced at the aunt again, and as a result, there were countless loving glances in return.

The old fairy smiled: "Because I just told them that you are my grandson." ”

"You take advantage of me!" Salted Fish immediately became angry, as if the words of the old fairy had ravaged his weak flesh/body and mind.

"Hey, anyway, you came to me, and I didn't ask you to come, since you're not afraid of misunderstanding...... Then I'll explain it to them, and I'll say that you pretended to be my grandson and robbed me of my property. With that, he turned away and waved his hand from afar.

With this wave of their hands, the aunts who were still practicing square dancing pricked up their ears one after another, and Salted Fish had an illusion, feeling that these aunts were like butchers with big knives, and like wild wolves smelling their prey, as if as long as the old man said a word, they captured the White House every second.

This kind of iron-like discipline deeply moved the salted fish, and at the moment when the old fairy spoke, the salted fish quickly hugged his thighs and cried: "Grandpa!"

"Girls, today is my grandson's birthday, I'll accompany him to the children's paradise first, you can practice by yourself for a while! Don't be lazy, I'll check it tomorrow!"

The old fairy's movements and words made the square dance aunt scream, and they ran over in a hurry, which reminded Salted Fish of the scene of the collective charge of thousands of troops in the movie......

"Heroes spare their lives!"

Just when the salted fish was desperately trying to cover his face, several fat hands effortlessly broke his fragile little hands and stuffed him with a lot of things, and there were bustling people squeezing forward, and the scene was even more noisy, a few points more noisy than the vegetable market.

However, the salted fish, who had not been deaf and had their ears pouted, still heard what they were shouting:

"Happy birthday to you, eldest grandson!"

"Happy birthday, little baby!"

"What your grandson, this is my grandson!"

......

In the end, under the cover of the old fairy, the salted fish finally broke through successfully in rags, which fully verified the strength of the idol's power, and this time the salted fish harvested quite a lot, what silk scarves, headphones, thimbles and a large number of "birthday gifts" made him cry and laugh.

"It's here, you wait a minute. After several twists and turns, the salted fish finally arrived at the old fairy's house, only to see the old fairy walk to the side door and shout inside: "Big eyeballs! I'm back, open the door!"

"Hey, this name is really weird, it deserves to be a fairy. "Salted fish looked around, and found that this is a street not far from Times Square, the flow of people is very small, basically the small citizens only come to the place, and the street before is the hardware market, which is many times more lively than here.

"'Time and space' home appliance maintenance?" When the salted fish turned his gaze to the old fairy's door, a faded big sign came into his eyes, and he thought, the old fairy is still versatile, so unprofessional, no wonder time and space are disordered.

Just when the salted fish was full of thoughts, he heard two "card bars" in the side door of the door, the lock was opened from the inside, the old fairy pushed the door and walked in, and the salted fish quickly followed.

After entering the house, Salted Fish looked at the dazzling array of old household appliances all around, and couldn't help but ask the old fairy curiously:

"Old fairy, where are the big eyeballs that open the door for us?"

The old fairy didn't reply, and pointed to the feet of the salted fish with his backhand.

Salted Fish looked down and saw a stocky pug looking up at him with big eyes.

"Big Eyeballs ......"