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"Although I'm too good, so you like it, but, I personally don't have much expectation for this kind of thing, you see I'm as thin as a monkey, what can I do?

Gu Yu thought about the scene where Li Daxiong was hit by a headless corpse just now, and her brain hurt, she didn't want to deal with these corpses and ghosts for the rest of her life. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"You can't learn"

"Can't learn"

"You can learn, you have this talent" The old man looked determined.

Gu Yu looked at him in surprise, the old man's eyes flashed, but he didn't say anything, but the bald guy added: "Did you tell Li Daxiong in Xiaoyang Village before that you think that my chanting of mantras is the same as chanting, and it makes you feel very uncomfortable?"

Gu Yu: "You actually eavesdropped!"

Bald guy: "That's not the point, the point is that ordinary people can't hear the chanting of our descendants, except for those in the same path, who have the talent to descend... You are one of the few talents in this crowd!"

Hey, what you say is like an elite salesman of an insurance company running a business.

Gu Yu said, "That's not the point, the point is that I'm not interested"

"You will be interested, because people with extreme life like you are simply the favorite of ghosts and demons, and if you swallow it, you can increase a lot of Taoism, not to mention the White Bone Pagoda in your hand, you only know that the White Bone Pagoda is a blood relative's life for life, but you don't know that only the purest soul and the most meritorious person can use his life to exchange with the underworld... Do you know how many demons and monsters will make the six-story white bone pagoda formed by six meritorious people crazy?

Either you keep it for yourself - be swallowed by the goblin with it, or... It's to enter my path, to become someone who can compete with them!"

The old man was catchy, but Gu Yu couldn't say anything.

She knew that the other party was not lying to her.

There is no need to deceive anymore.

"Actually, you don't have a choice, I know you will definitely agree... Because you cherish your life the most, it's like when you were in Xiaoyang Village, you were obviously afraid of ghosts, and you didn't want to go to the lake, but you still went down, you are very contradictory, but your purpose is also very clear, that is, to make yourself live better"

The bald guy let go of his hand and left Qingqi, it seemed that there was no threat, but in fact, Gu Yu had no choice.

Consider, ponder, hesitate?

It took Gu Yu three seconds to judge the most conducive way for him to survive in this unpredictable Tang Dynasty.

"Okay, I promise"

Ha!

The bald guy and the old man high-fived tacitly, and there was no previous-for-tat and no master-apprentice friendship.

Gu Yu was unhappy, and his face was a little unpleasant: "Don't talk about it, go back, I'm cold, and I haven't eaten at night."

"You've eaten steamed buns"

"You put the steamed buns?"

"Yes, yes, look at the old man, I'm not very good to you."

"Have you Kuishan always been so poor?"

“.....”

Can you still be disgusted?

"In the future, you will change your name to our Kuishan"

"It's such a sad story"

it.

The night was deep, and the two masters and apprentices felt unhappy, as if they had been seen through the "rare" each other, and they suddenly lost their confidence, looking at this little girl.

"By the way, monkey, tell me how you see through the two of us acting, don't tell me about the ones you analyzed before... Those are superficial, and you must have a deeper level of consideration"

Gu Yu turned around, but he didn't look at them, but he refused to be frozen and strode forward.

"Too old, too much nonsense"

Too much nonsense.

Too much....

An old man with a bald head swept over directly and lifted a certain monkey up.

"Your uncle, let me down!ah~~~"

When Gu Lu arrived at the old house, the whole person was not good, and his face was also ugly, Li Daxiong looked happy: "Monkey, I knew that you would definitely like our Kuishan"

Xiao Xiao smiled softly: "Welcome to join us Kuishan"

Old man: "Rejoice and rejoice"

Bald guy: "You can eat rabbit meat"

Then the five of them sat cross-legged by the fire in the main hall and ate rabbit meat together.

A large pot of meat is simmering in the stove, the charcoal fire is heating underneath, the mountain breeze is thin and cold, but the rabbit meat is very fragrant.

There is a kind of friendship called carrying a gun and prostituting together, but for the five thieves in Kuishan, eating is a kind of revolutionary friendship.

The atmosphere is so harmonious and quiet.

Of course, mainly because the rabbit meat was so delicious that none of the five wanted to open their mouths – wouldn't it be good to leave their mouths to the rabbits?

Wait for the last piece of rabbit to fall into the eyes of the five.

The atmosphere became solemn.

Li Daxiong: "Look, there are ants on the ground!"

No one paid attention to her.

The bald guy manipulated the spell, and the headless flying corpse jumped from the courtyard and leaned on Li Daxiong's back.

But the old man used rattan to tie the bald man's hands and feet.

Awesome old man.

And then the eggs.

Gu Yu followed the chopsticks that were dying and caught the rabbit meat at the same time.

Gu Yao: "Eating meat at night will make you fat"

And then she won.

After eating the last piece of meat, Gu Yu wiped his mouth with satisfaction.

Let's get down to business.

"By the way, what exactly are you talking about? is it your unique Kuishan Spell Dao School, or..."

The other three were still thinking about rabbit meat, but they explained calmly: "The Dao is a general term, but all the Daoists who can subdue demons and demons are subordinate to the people who descend to the Dao, but the methods are different, and the concepts are also different, and the good at them is also different, just like Maoshan Dao is the leader of destroying zombies and corpses, and the Twelve Corridor Bridges Bright Moon Night, Yutang Sect, Shenxiao Sect, Qingwei Sect, etc. are the leaders of slaying demons and eliminating ghosts, but they are not as powerful as Beidi Mountain..."

Gu Yu: "Ao, that's it, I'll just ask, what are your Kuishan ranks?"

Bald guy: "The rankings are all empty, we can't be so superficial, and besides, it's us Kuishan, and it's yours!"

Gu Yu: "What?"

Bald guy: "Shut up!"

Gu Yu understood, and pouted: "Finally"

Li Daxiong retorted: "Not the last... We're not on the charts at all."

Gu Yu: "It's really worth comforting~~"

Disgusted again.

The old man squinted at Gu Yao: "It's too late for you to regret it now, you eat too much tonight, sleep well at night, and start giving you formal training tomorrow..... Although you have a bit of a talent for descending, you are good at being diligent and frolic, so you still have to work hard..."

Gu Yu didn't refuse this, after all, since he chose to enter this industry, the half-hung level would definitely not work...

"Can I ask one more question?"

"Say"

"Why the hell do you want me to enter Kui Mountain, don't talk to me about nonsense like I have the talent to descend, I know you have a purpose in the beginning"

Forehead... Tell me....

Gu Yu smiled slightly: "As the old saying goes, there is a cloud master, preaching and teaching to solve doubts, if you can't even answer me honestly this kind of question, this Kuishan morality is child's play."

knows that this girl is the best at sophistry.

The bald guy pursed his mouth and looked at the old man, meaning you.

The old man was a little unhappy, but he still said: "You have a hard life, you can drive away evil spirits, and you can fight monsters"

Gu Yu: "....."

How do you get down the mountain?

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Now that he has been on the thief ship, he can't get down, and Gu Yu can only be a Kuishan disciple in desperation.

"It's too late, wash and sleep"

The old man brushed his sleeves, and the fairy wind was bonely, but he was full of hiccups and had no image at all.

"Then where do I sleep?" Gu Yu was now desperate for a bed.

"Today is your first day in our Kuishan, our rules in Kuishan, the first day is to exercise your guts..."

"Tell the point"

"We're just three rooms"

"And then?"

"I, the old man, or the room between the big bear and the two of them, choose one of the three"

Gu Yu's face was expressionless: "So the rules of Kuishan are the first day of entry for disciples, and the three of you must sacrifice your lives to sleep together."

What to sleep with, it's really ugly.

"Do you sleep?"

"Is there a fourth choice?

"Yes, you can sleep with it," the bald guy pointed to the headless male corpse on the ground.

Gu Yu glanced at the male corpse, and said to Xiao Xiao very simply, "Do you want to be above or below?"

Suddenly his face was red.

Li Daxiong looked confused, "What about me?"

Gu Yao: "You take the wind"

Lookout... Lookout.

The hands of the young Qianqian jade were all mixed together, and their faces were red.

Li Daxiong: "Monkey, you can't be so shameless, I used to sleep young, why did you rob it as soon as you came"

Gu Yu: "I asked if you want to sleep on the bed or on the floor, and you sleep on the position of the air outlet behind the door, is there a problem?"

Ah, that's what it means?

Both Xiao Xiao and Li Daxiong were stunned.

Gu Yu: "From the eyes of the four of you, I see the dirty, how can I be pure in the future... Help me boil water for a shower, I'm tired."

The old man and the bald man: I feel that the whole Kuishan has entered some very unclean evil spirit...

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Li Daxiong is not Gu Yao's opponent, he was deceived into boiling hot water in three or two sentences.

It is gentle and kind to others, although it is a man, but it is much more beautiful than a woman, and it is beautiful, when Li Daxiong was boiling water, he took out a neatly stacked set of clothes from the wardrobe.

"Your clothes are all broken and old, you can take this set and try it first, if it doesn't fit, I'll change it for you tomorrow, okay?"

Gu Yu looked at this person's beautiful face, and looked down at the beautifully knitted Moqing robe in hand, this person is too skillful.

"Huh, women's clothing?"

"Well....", I was a little shy, "I... Probably prefer this one, but.. Maybe others don't think it's good."

"Life is short, just like yourself, don't care what others do"

In modern times, there are many men and women, but most of the top international designers and artists are a bit girly.

What's more, it's not a girl, but the overly beautiful appearance and the gentleness and kindness of the character, which makes people feel very comfortable and not disgusting.

Therefore, for the worry in his mouth, Gu Yu was noncommittal, and took the clothes, "Anyway, those three thieves are uneducated and unaesthetic, don't care about them, but a person with ideals and taste like me, you can often use these clothes to exercise your skills in the future..."

The big-tailed wolf cocked his big tail and slowly seduced.

Smile and fall into the city: "Good"

The water of Li Daxiong was boiled, Gu Yu soaked in a hot bath, and changed into underwear...

Well, and then started sleeping with two men?