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The king called me to patrol the mountains,

Grab a monk and make dinner,

The waters of this mountain stream,

Incomparably sweet,

Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals

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Sun Xiaobao, who was listening to the song and reading the online novel, fell asleep, dreamed that he became the Monkey King, fixed the Seven Fairies in Pan Taoyuan, and then .......

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His head was very uncomfortable, and his whole body was very sore, and Sun Xiaobao, who woke up, habitually stretched his waist. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This is good, the surrounding sky collapsed like a loud 'bang', and the half-asleep Sun Xiaobao woke up, and when he looked around, the surrounding gravel flew into the distance like a cannonball with his own direction as the origin, and when he looked up, a vertical golden light broke through the sky on his head.

It turned out that I was still dreaming, looking for a rock, and sleeping with my arms on a pillow, but this time I couldn't sleep.

I always felt that something was weird, Sun Xiaobao, who had been thinking about it for a long time with his eyes closed, finally understood that something was wrong, his face was itching all the time, and it felt like his arms were covered with long hair.

Got moldy and hairy after a night's sleep?

Sun Xiaobao opened his eyes and saw that it was not his hallucination, he really had hair on his body, and his arms were a little thinner, but there were golden hairs on it, and the roots were more than three centimeters long, densely which meant that this was not sweat hair.

"I rely on !!!!!"

Sun Xiaobao was so startled that his sleepiness had already flown out of the clouds, and he hurriedly checked his body up and down.

This inspection is good, the hands and legs are full of hair, even the soles of the feet are hairy, and they are more savages than savages at all.

"I'm, ahh!!!!!!!!h

Wait a minute?!

Stones, golden light, long hair and tails, looking around, on the summit of a lonely mountain, where do you seem to have seen this scene?

Journey to the West!! Monkey King didn't just jump out of the stone, it's like this in TV and cartoons, even if it's the novel Sun Xiaobao has read it several times, he won't really become the Monkey King, right?

It is said that the most ruthless torture in the world is to dress up a beautiful woman and throw it into a room without a mirror, Sun Xiaobao's current situation is similar to that of a beauty without a mirror, just thinking about finding a mirror to see if he has really become a Sun monkey, even if there is a small water pool without a mirror.

All the way down the mountain, Sun Xiaobao found that his jumping power was amazing, and his hand was much more agile, climbing over the cliff was like walking on the ground, and it was easy to jump on the tree and branches, but fortunately he was still a little ashamed, and he also knew to find a tree vine and put on a few large leaves to cover the shame, and did not let the female monkeys along the road see all the light.

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Looking at the reflection of a monkey on the mirror-like water, Sun Xiaobao calmed down instead.

I have become the Monkey King, and this result is not unacceptable, although it is possible to be thrown into the gossip furnace and pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, at least it is the Monkey King, who can somersault clouds, can change seventy-two times, and is the first goblin in the world from heaven to earth!

And so on and so forth!!!!!!!

Now that he has just been born, he does not know how to somersault clouds, nor has he changed seventy-two times, let alone made a big fuss in the heavenly palace, and it is still too early to be thrown into the gossip furnace! What year is it now? Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty? There are several dynasties separated from the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, as long as he finds the Bodhi Ancestor now and apprentices hundreds of years in advance, it is not certain who will crush whom under the Wuzhi Mountain!

Thinking about this, Sun Xiaobao was in a good mood.

From today on, my brother is the Monkey King.

Low-key and low-key, Sun Xiaobao has not forgotten that Sun Wukong was born, the heavens were shaken, and even the Jade Emperor was alarmed, and in the end, the Jade Emperor opened the golden mouth, and the stone monkey escaped a catastrophe, Sun Xiaobao decided to mix in the ordinary monkeys and keep it in obscurity for a few years, so as not to be caught by the heavenly soldiers and generals to do research.

I can't change the seventy-two somersaults now, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick is still in the sea with the surname of the dragon king, not to mention the great gods such as the Tota Heavenly King Nezha, the third prince and the four heavenly kings, Erlang God, any random heavenly soldier is estimated to be able to capture himself alive, and he must be guarded against.

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The truth is really similar to what Sun Xiaobao thought, his birth really shocked the High Heavenly Saint and the Great Merciful Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God. (PS: This title is really long, does it count as water if it appears a few more times (*^__^*) hehe......... ）

The Jade Emperor drove the golden to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Jinque Cloud Palace, there were already all the immortals gathered, and the clairvoyance was rushed to the front of the Lingxiao Palace, and soon the clairvoyant drove the clouds to the front of the Lingxiao Palace, and walked into the kneeling and bowed: "Qi Yu Emperor, the Nether Dongsheng Shenzhou Haidong Aolai is within the boundaries of the small country, today there is a flower and fruit mountain, a female snail mends the heaven and leaves the spirit stone in the world, the stone breaks the sky and only breaks out of a stone monkey, and now the monkey has drunk the water, the golden light has rested early, and its body movement is not mortal. ”

"Back then, Dayu was also transformed by the Nuwa God Replenishing Heavenly God Stone, you two and see what he has created, step down. ”

The clairvoyant Shunfeng Ear The two of them bowed again and then withdrew from the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, rode the clouds, and only whispered until there was no one around.

"Brother Shendi, you and I don't know about it, in case ....... future"

"Brother Yu, don't forget the fate of Marshal Tianpeng in the early years, if you and I are in the Lingxiao Palace, in front of all the immortals, you will shout vulgarly in your mouth, 'I rely on!' 'I rely on!' What do you think will happen to the two of us, the marshal has 80,000 heavenly soldiers under his command, and the generals are only half of the Heavenly King Li Jing can suppress him a little, angering the Jade Emperor and reincarnated in a pig, such as me, a little door god who is single-handedly powerless and powerless, will the end be better than the marshal?"

"What Brother Shen said is reasonable!"

"Observe for a few days, as long as this monkey has no idea of becoming an immortal, and let it toss in the nether realm, this matter is known to God, you know and I know. ”

The two gods are gone, and after Sun Xiaobao is reborn, he said the wrong thing without words, and finally ended in the mouth of these two people, and no fourth person knew.

What Sun Xiaobao didn't know was that there was still a force hidden in the shadows to observe him at this time.

The Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas gathered.

"Big brother, what is the matter with beating the drum and beating the bell to summon the younger brother and the two elder brothers?" asked Ao Yan, the Dragon King of the Western Sea.

"Fourth brother, there is indeed a big matter to discuss with you. Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, said with a flying dragonbeard.

"That's fashionable and you haven't waited, big brother I am just a little dragon in the sea, King Yu controls the water with the god Zhen Iron Zhenhai, and wants Zhenhai's father to naturally disagree, Hou Yu King once said that the cause of the glory of his dragon clan is because of this god and iron. ”

"King Yu through the Fu Xi Shen Hexagram, my father did not dare not believe it, Shen Zhen Tie has been in the East China Sea since this until today. ”

"After the words of King Yu, if Emperor Zhang Tian seized the throne and became the Jade Emperor, colluding with the leader of the Western World, my dragon clan was almost wiped out. ”

"If it weren't for the fact that my father had King Yu to wake up and see the opportunity early, maybe the orthodoxy of my dragon clan would be wiped out, where could I still live forever in the four seas, and also protect the content of the side branches in the river. ”

"Also today, the Huaguo Mountain Nuwa left behind the mending heaven god stone suddenly cracked, producing a stone ape, although it is different, but for the brother to think about, this god Zhen Iron for the Yu King, Yu King and this stone ape are both for the mending heaven god stone incarnation, when the stone monkey was born, for the brother to go to the bottom of the sea to see the god Zhen Iron, see that the god Zhen Iron actually faintly has a glow flow, this is thousands of years of unprecedented things, is not this stone monkey and my dragon clan fate?

As the saying goes, the eldest brother is like a father and the eldest sister is like a mother, Ao Guang, as the eldest brother, is quite respected by the three dragon king brothers, and waited until Ao Guang finished speaking, Ao Qin, the dragon king of the South China Sea, nodded and said: " I don't know about such secrets, but if it is really as the eldest brother said, King Yu does have such a statement, such a miracle is not impossible, but the heavenly court is powerful, and there is such a strong reinforcement, although the Jade Emperor is becoming more and more mediocre, but it is not a good opportunity for us to do it, I look at this matter, the heavenly court must pay attention, the stone ape can only help secretly, and must not guide the way of heaven for it, otherwise once the heavenly court detects, the day of the extinction of my dragon clan is not far away. ”

"What the second brother said is exactly what I want, you three go back, if there is anything about the stone monkey, call the bell for the brother again, go." ”

In the main hall of the East China Sea Crystal Palace, after the three dragon kings went back, Ao Guang sat alone and meditated for a long time, and called: "Come on, call the four princesses." ”