Chapter 206: Li Xiaomu's Gift

readx;?“ Please 'Jing Miao Palace' disciple, offer a gift-" The presiding teacher repeated again, seeing that you still didn't move, "The gift begins-"

The big head secretly stabbed Luo Shu'er, "Little Senior Sister, this, this time it's our turn......"

Luo Shu'er suddenly woke up from the pain, "Ahh

"I'm back, I'm back—"

A disciple stumbled in and almost bumped into the senior brother guarding the door. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info trotted all the way and finally arrived in front of Luo Shu'er, "Hehe, let's come back!"

Luo Shu'er was stunned for a moment, "You, you are—huh? little lewd...... Li Xiaomu?!!How, how did you get it like this?"

Li Xiaomu was still clean before he went out, but now his clothes are dirty, with oil stains and black ash everywhere, and his face is also dark and dark, as if he has just crawled out of the stove.

"You, why did you go?" When Luo Shu'er saw him like this, the first thing she thought of was not anger, but peace of mind, and at the same time, tears of grievance were about to burst out of her eyes.

"Hey, let's get the baby-" Li Xiaomu scratched his head and smirked, his hands were also oily, and the ashes fell down.

"Baby?" someone next to him chuckled, it was the fat girl Algae Tea, "I think he's a 'baby' - a living treasure!"

Many of the disciples of "Cuifang Palace" and "Juxin Palace" couldn't hold back their joy, and some even joked and ridiculed, "Hehe, it turns out that he wants to offer himself, I don't know if it's steamed or stir-fried......"

"Hey, obviously- it's a barbecue, look at how he got himself......"

"Hahaha......"

The disciples of the two palaces were influenced by their palaces, and they had never had a good impression of Li Xiaomu, so they didn't care if there were outsiders or not, and they laughed at them together.

But what is surprising is that not only Xiwen and a few people drank their classmates, but even Liu Yuan had a cold face, "Enough!

Li Xiaomu seemed to notice at this time that the entire lobby was looking at him, he grinned, only two rows of white teeth remained, "Oh, wait for me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......!"

"Hey, take it—" Luo Shu'er handed over the prepared "New Year's gift" forward.

Li Xiaomu didn't even look back, just waved his hand, "Excuse me, we have something better!"

Everyone's attention gathered on him again, and everyone was curious, what kind of "moth" did this kid play?

Li Xiaomu swaggered, with an awe-inspiring shape, and when he arrived in front of the chairman, the second "ancestor" Qiu Huangzi hurriedly covered the gifts on the table with his sleeves, "Hey, little rabbit cub, you give me a little flutter-"

It turned out that the black ash on Li Xiaomu's body was thrown everywhere by him.

Duoduo saw him clearly, and his face was indeed happy, Li Xiaomu winked at her, and then faced Qiu Huangzi.

"Tell me, is there anything 'good' to offer?" Qiu Huangzi asked lazily, showing no interest in it, just to go through the motions.

"Oh, Ancestor, this time you can be regarded as having a good mouth-" Li Xiaomu said with a cheap smile.

"Oh, let's talk about it......" Qiu Huangzi became the lazy appearance of not raising his head or opening his eyes again.

"This treasure of mine, it can be said that it is difficult to find in the sky, difficult to find in the ground, there is no in the mountains, there is no existence in the sea, it doesn't fly high, it can't jump out, it's too small, it's less than a pot of ......" As soon as Li Xiaomu's chatterbox opened, he immediately gushed, "The immortals eat it, they don't want to be gods anymore, ghosts eat it, and they never want to be souls...... There is a way that is a delicacy of the ages, a delicacy of heaven and earth, a peerless delicacy, and a sacred product on earth! As the old saying goes, this thing should only be in heaven, and how many people in the world can eat it? Oh...... the word 'eat' is used indecently, and the word 'taste' is too vulgar? Uh, it's too vulgar, 'taste'! Well, this is good! Ancestor, what do you say?"

Li Xiaomu's long list of words made everyone stunned, and Qiu Huangzi also grew up in a daze, "Oh! this, this is an act-" But he immediately reacted and slapped the table angrily, "Hey, you bastard boy, you have been talking for a long time, sing with me!"

"This, isn't this what you always ordered-" Li Xiaomu was a little aggrieved, "Let's talk about ......"

"Hey, don't you raise the bar?" said Qiu Huangzi.

"Hehe, Ancestor, don't be impatient, the baby will be here when he speaks-" Li Xiaomu put his hand into his arms......

Everyone at the table widened their eyes, after Li Xiaomu's "flickering" just now, everyone was full of surprises, and they really wanted to see what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

But the guy slowed down the rest of the move very slowly, very slowly......

Some people have even begun to scold their mothers in their hearts.

Qiu Huangzi couldn't hold it back, and when he was about to have an attack, he saw Li Xiaomu suddenly pull his hand out of his arms......

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and saw that he was holding a paper bag in his hand, oily, how dirty and dirty it was, people couldn't help but feel disgusted, and they all frowned, but Qiu Huangzi's eyes gradually widened, sniffing his nose, "This, this is-"

Li Xiaomu slowly lifted the oil paper, his movements were still very slow, everyone was staring closely, and his curiosity was even greater.

Finally, Li Xiaomu unfolded the last layer, and the "baby" in his palm suddenly appeared-

"Huh?!" everyone looked at each other and froze there......

"Poof-" Someone laughed out loud, and then the audience burst into laughter, like a flood that almost lifted the roof.

What Li Xiaomu was holding in his hand was a black, mushy, oily chicken leg ......

"He—Is he crazy—" The fat girl Zaocha clutched her stomach and laughed back and forth, her fat trembling all over her body, and she almost lost her breath, "Bao, baby?! This is your baby-"

"Hahaha-" The disciples of "Juxin Palace" and "Cuifang Palace" were happy, "Heaven and heaven are difficult to find, and underground is difficult to find...... Indeed, he—he's such a wonder for the ages!"

Even the disciples of the other palace gates couldn't hold it back, but some people still frowned-such a solemn "gift", but he got such a crude thing, this, isn't this deliberately stirring up the situation and making fun of the "ancestors"?

The eldest "ancestor" Jin Guxian had already cooled his face, obviously very dissatisfied, and the three "ancestors" also sighed softly and kept shaking their heads.

The "Jing Miao Palace" was all stupid there, all red-faced and red-eared, and they were all about to stuff their heads into their crotches......

Luo Shuer's mouth opened wide, her chin almost hit the top of her feet, and her face seemed to be burning with "real fire......