Chapter 062: Freelancer's Bizarre Mission
Zhou Jian secretly said in his heart, originally studying in college is in vain, let alone studying Chinese, who expects this to find a job after graduation, of course, this can not be said, he nodded like garlic and said: "What Teacher Zuo said is that I will study hard in the future." ”
"Well, that's pretty much it, so let's change the review to three thousand. ”
"Isn't it, do you still have to write?"
"Writing a review is to make you remember for a long time, you learn Chinese, is it difficult to write 3,000 words?"
Zhou Jian secretly said Haven't I learned it yet, of course, I can't say that, "Teacher, don't you see two thousand lines." ”
"Don't talk to me poorly, the final exam is coming soon, this semester's exam is early, you give me a good review, and try not to fail the course." In fact, Zuo Rongrong knows that it is basically impossible for Zhou Jian not to fail the subject, how many teachers have already recorded him in a small book, and generally students with full attendance can give 80 points if they take the 60 test, and Zhou Jian, it is good to give 60 points if he takes the test 80, not to mention that he can't score 80 points at all.
Zhou Jian said: "Don't worry, the exam teacher, unless the teacher makes up his mind to hang me, he will definitely pass, and I will definitely pass 90 in the paper." ”
Zuo Rongrong had an expression of obvious disbelief, this kid is too good at blowing, "Do you think the exam is a language question for primary school students? Just rely on rote memorization to get a maximum of 70 points, if you can't integrate into your understanding of literature, if you want to get 90 points to dream, if you don't go to class every day, what can you understand about literature, I expect you to read the book before the exam, and get the rote memorization questions and be content." ”
Zhou Jian said affirmatively: "Teacher Zuo, I guarantee that I will score 90 points in the subject, even if I fail the subject if I don't get it, but okay, I can't hang me because I am dissatisfied with my attendance when I get to 90 points." ”
Zuo Rongrong glanced at Zhou Jian, and secretly said that you are also dissatisfied with attendance, but you don't have attendance at all, "I'm not your teacher, I can't give you your grades." ”
"Teacher Zuo, I know that you know those teachers, just help me convey it, I guarantee a score of 90 in the subject. ”
"Hmph, look at how you blow it on the day your results come down, warn you, don't expect to cheat, but even if you copy the book, you won't be able to copy 90 points. Zuo Rongrong said this, and he was already curious in his heart, even if he scored less than 90 points, I am afraid that even the best girls in the class would not dare to say this, what is this kid's plan, how can he be so sure that he has not even attended class?
"Don't worry, teacher, you will never cheat (it's weird). "Cheating is also a science, if you are caught, it is called cheating, if you don't catch it, it is called strength, Zhou Jian has already thought of a plan to cheat in the exam, the minimum line spacing of the No. 6 word is divided into three columns to make a small note is a low-handed behavior, the level of copying others is slightly higher, but it is absolutely impossible to copy 90 points, Zhou Jian must be top-notch in every subject this time, otherwise it will be undoubted.
"I'll check your desk when the time comes, and don't expect to put a wide range of transparent glue with words on it on the mineral water bottle to pretend to be a label, I've seen all of these tricks. ”
"Huh, you know so well, you've used it before, right?"
"What nonsense, you think everyone else is like you. I warn you not to do this, if you are caught looking around, it is nothing, if you make a note, once the teacher who patrols the examination finds out that there is evidence, you will be expelled directly!"
"Hehe, don't worry, Mr. Zuo, I said that I want to score 90 points, and I can't score 90 points no matter how I copy the paper. ”
"Hmph, it's good to know, you give me honesty. ”
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That night, Zhou Jian returned to the dormitory and posted a task on the freelancer website, asking for a 3,000-word review of the content of skipping class and school, written in the tone of a freshman, with a reward of 50 yuan. Then this guy put on a game helmet and continued to brush up on the dungeon.
If this matter was known by Zuo Rongrong, he would definitely jump up angrily.
After successfully earning a lot of experience in the dungeon, Zhou Jian went offline to take a shower, at this time the mule came back, he carried a dozen beers in one hand, and a plastic bag of barbecue in the other, this guy usually lives with his wife in his old nest, this time he heard that Zhou Jian is back, so he will gather in the dormitory.
He glanced at the brand-new basketball on the table, and immediately became interested, unpacked it, and was stunned, good guy, Spalding Scallock Basketball.
"Who bought it?"
Xiaoyin, who was watching a Korean drama, pointed to the bathroom, "Huh." ”
"Damn, this kid won the lottery, this basketball gets a thousand yuan. ”
Xiao Yu's jaw almost dropped, "What?"
"The real basketball used in the NBA feels first-class when played on a wooden board, but it is a bit of a waste when played on the asphalt court in our school. ”
"It's unbelievable, it's terrible, I said that this kid is a rich sister, it's too boring, buddy is still playing singles in the nest, this product has actually found a way to eat soft rice. Xiao Yin touched the basketball of more than 1,000 yuan, his eyes were full of longing, and this guy was imagining how happy it would be to have a beautiful rich sister to eat soft rice for herself.
"Hey, kid take a hairy bath, hurry up and come out and say, which rich girl has been harmed by you, and she has been happy for more than a week. The mule kicked the door open, and Zhou Jian was covered in soap foam. "Get out!"
The three lost friends reunited after a long absence, and a meal of eating and drinking was naturally indispensable, Zhou Jian had already thought of his rhetoric, and insisted that all the money was earned by playing "Gods and Demons", in his words, the new copies were brushed every day, and the equipment that was played out could not be sold.
Mule and Xiaoyin haven't broken through the new copy until now, and they don't know if what Zhou Jian said is reliable, anyway, the facts are in front of them, so they have to believe it.
After a full meal, Zhou Jian went to the freelancer network, wanting to solve the review matter, this time into the homepage, Zhou Jian was shocked by a high reward task, and actually offered a reward of 5 million yuan, and the post was just posted for an hour.
Waiker.com generally solves small things such as design, naming, and papers, and rarely involves millions of tasks, after all, the credibility of the water army and the quality of task completion are not guaranteed. Zhou Jian clicked on it curiously, and the poster wanted to buy a medicinal herb - the snake gall bladder of the Amazon mutant forest snake (read ran two sounds, a kind of snake, similar to a python).
Although there is only an hour of posting time, there have been many replies below, Zhou Jian looked at the person who posted it, and he was directly stunned when he saw it, it was actually Wen Renze.
What is he going to do with the snake gall of the mutated snake snake? This is too coincidental, but it is normal to think about it, on the Lingnan Weike network, there are only a few dozen people who can casually offer a price of five million, and it is not surprising that he has caught up with the Wenren family.