Chapter 268: Swearing
In Niu Fan's view, the old man's behavior was undoubtedly messing around, Niu Fan wanted to pull Zhou Zhushu in and stir up the situation, so that the old man could dispel the idea of bowing to him, which was not fun. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, the old man not only did not refuse, but his eyes instantly lit up.
"You're right, it's interesting for three people to bow up. ”
Niu Fan really had the urge to hit the wall at this moment, and he could see that the old man seemed to be getting more and more excited at the moment.
"The one over there, come here, come here, let's say goodbye. ”
"Are you calling me?" Zhou Zhushu was obviously stunned, his eyes full of disbelief, "Are you willing to bow to me?"
"Don't bother, hurry up and finish the prayer, I'll go back to sleep." The old man seemed anxious.
Niu Fan said: "Brother Zhou Dao, you have to think about it carefully, ponder it carefully, and you can't regret it afterwards." Niu Fan glanced at Zhou Zhushu a few times, and he felt that the reminder was obvious enough.
"Don't think about it, I promise you. Zhou Zhushu ran over in an instant, and knelt down with a "poof", more anxious than the old man's performance.
Niu Fan hid his face with five fingers, he found that he was very sad and was sold by Zhou Zhushu.
"We don't worship the heavens, we don't worship the earth, let's worship each other!"
Niu Fan worshipped nine times in such a daze, according to the old man, three times to worship himself, and six times to worship each other.
"Ah, ah, you follow me, do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year and month. ”
The old man was in high spirits, but Niu Fan was full of bitterness, he wanted to ask if he hadn't even reported his name, was this appropriate? But Niu Fan didn't dare to ask more now, for fear that something would come out of it.
But at this moment, Zhou Zhushu refused to follow along.
"I'm not going to do it, I'll die together and he'll suffer. ”
Zhou Zhushu made a gesture of remorse, pointed at Niu Fan, and then pointed at the old man, obviously thinking that the old man was a little old.
Zhou Zhushu would even dislike others? This made Niu Fan gain knowledge again, while the old man was stunned.
The old man said: "Okay, let's change the rhetoric, follow me and continue to read, don't ask to be born in the same year and month, after the ceremony, get up." ”
Niu Fan really wants to scold, this also brings cutting corners?
"That's pretty much it. Zhou Zhushu showed a look of satisfaction.
And Niu Fan was completely speechless, who did he meet, Niu Fan felt that the old man and Zhou Zhushu were a couple, a pair made in heaven.
"Is this considered the completion of the bow?" Niu Fan asked weakly.
The old man suddenly patted his head, as if he remembered something, and said, "Ah, and, also, my name is Su Xingheng, what are your names?"
After Niu Fan and Zhou Zhu reported their names, they were enthusiastically pulled to the ground by the old man.
The old man said: "Come on, come on, let's rank down." ”
Niu Fan said: "You don't need to line up, right? ”
Zhou Zhushu said: "No, it must be lined up, and the young and old are orderly." ”
The old man continued: "Of course, we have to line up, I initiated the worship, I am the boss, you have no objection, right? Okay, it's decided." ”
Although Niu Fan had no objections, where did the old man give them a chance to say objections?
Zhou Zhushu said: "Big brother, I have a brother. Zhou Zhushu smiled heartily, which made Niu Fan have an illusion, as if he was hungry and thirsty, and he was satisfied at the moment.
However, the old man's next few words made Zhou Zhushu change from laughing to crying.
"Niu Fan, you came early, you came second, Zhushu, you joined last, you ranked third, so it's decided. ”
"Hey, what are you crying about?" said the old man with some puzzlement.
Zhou Zhushu changed from crying to sobbing, and said: "I'm so happy, I dreamed of having a brother, but I didn't expect my dream to come true." ”
Niu Fan said: "Big brother, don't tease the second brother, the second brother can't turn a corner." ”
Although the old man is crazy and weird, his brain is brighter than Zhou Zhushu, and he understands what Niu Fan means in an instant, and knows that Zhou Zhushu still minds the seniority.
However, without waiting for the old man to speak, Zhou Zhushu burst into tears for a moment and said, "What did you call me just now? ”
"Second brother. Niu Fan rolled his eyes and said angrily.
The old man laughed and said: "What kind of generation are our brothers, you call me Lao Tzu, I also call me, you call me son, Lao Tzu calls back." ”
Zhou Zhushu was displeased, so he had to educate the old man's concept, and said: "This is not good, since ancient times, the young and the old have been orderly......
Without waiting for Zhou Zhushu to finish speaking, the old man's eyes widened and he said, "I am the boss, I have the final say." ”
Zhou Zhushu was still very afraid of the majesty of the elders, and he was stared at like that, and what he wanted to say was stared back into his stomach, and he was very uncomfortable.
"One thing descends one thing. Niu Fan shook his head secretly.
"What are we going to do next? ”
Niu Fan thought that the newly married eldest brother would stop, but he didn't expect that as soon as the old man waved his sleeves, three large bowls the size of a basin appeared on the ground.
The old man patted the yellow gourd, and after three sounds, the bowl was already full of incense.
The old man flipped his hand, and a dagger appeared in his palm.
As soon as the old man cut his palm, several drops of blood were sprinkled and evenly distributed into three bowls.
"Come on, second, it's your turn. ”
Zhou Zhushu took the dagger, with a painful expression on his face, and pulled it fiercely with his eyes closed.
"It hurts, it hurts. Zhou Zhushu opened his eyes at this time, but he was greeted by the strange eyes of the old man and Niu Fan.
Because, not a single trace of blood came out.
Zhou Zhushu spread out his palms, his skin was open, just by looking at it, Zhou Zhushu squeezed his eyebrows, and his heart was shocked.
"Haha, it turned out to be a flesh and bloodless bastard, come, I'll help you. The old man snatched the dagger, grabbed Zhou Zhushu's arm and pulled it fiercely, and the bones were visible.
"Big brother, tap, tap, I'm a good boy with flesh and blood!" Zhou Zhushu wanted to struggle, but he knew the importance of bloodletting, and rushed to the execution ground with all his courage.
However, the bones were exposed, and there was still not a trace of blood.
"Is it put away, is it put away?" Zhou Zhushu didn't dare to look at it at all.
However, no one answered him, there was silence all around, Zhou Zhushu opened his eyes suspiciously, and saw the old man frowning, while Niu Fan was full of surprise.
Zhou Zhushu glanced at his wound, almost popped out, and said, "Big brother, you want to cut off my hand." ”
The old man was really ruthless, it didn't seem to be his own arm, as if he didn't want money.
However, this is not the point, the point is that Zhou Zhushu also found an abnormality, "Huh, where is my blood?"
Zhou Zhushu flipped through the wound and said, "Why are my bones golden?"
The old man was rarely serious, "Don't move." The old man struck the golden bone with his dagger, and put his ear to listen.
"Second brother?" Niu Fan asked.