"Have you heard, our martial arts academy has produced a great talent. ”

"Genius, what are you kidding, we are a martial artist!"

"That's why it's strange, it is said that he wrote a poem and was invited to the Academy of Literature by the beautiful woman Yue Xiyan. ”

"There is such a thing? Who is that guy? Being invited by Yue Xiyan is simply a dog of luck. ”

"It's a guy named Zhou Tong, but his poem is really good. ”

"Yes, read it and listen to it......"

"Okay, listen up. ”

"Ah...... This girl is really beautiful, there is a mouth under her nose, white skin and long legs, I will marry her without regrets!"

"Wow, it's really a good poem, Niu 13!!"

“......”

Walking on the way back to the dormitory, there was the sound of a young man's poetry behind him, and Zhou Tong stumbled under his feet and almost fell into a dog gnaw.

He never expected that what he said casually would become popular in the martial arts academy, and along the way, he had heard this "poem" no less than three times, but he didn't hear a word of "Guan Ju" that made him angry, but it was normal to think about it carefully, after all, "Guan Ju" was relatively awkward, and most of the people in the martial arts academy were illiterate who couldn't read a few big characters, so it was really difficult for them to read "Guan Ju".

Walking into the dormitory building, Zhou Tong obviously felt that everyone's eyes were much kinder than usual, and the students who didn't know him before all came over to chat with him stiffly, and walked to the door of his bedroom, the door was open, and the voice of his friend Xu Yi floated out of the house......

"Let me tell you, the situation at that time was 100,000 urgent, Shen Muling's girl palm had already condensed the qi sword, if the sword was cut out, Brother Tong's life would be gone, however, at this critical moment, Brother Tong suddenly burst out of inspiration, and chanted loudly, Guan Guan XX, in the river X, XXX woman, gentleman good X......"

"Xu Yi, what kind of poem are you XXX?"

"I was stupid when Brother Tong was reciting poetry, how can I remember what he said, isn't this reading according to the manuscript that came out of the Literary Academy, but I don't know these words......

"Hahaha, I don't know the words, you read a fart......"

"It's not the point, listen!" Xu Yi continued, "Brother Tong hasn't finished reading this poem yet, and suddenly, the heavens and the earth change color, the evil wind rolls up, and the whole small courtyard is full of white smoke, and Brother Tong is even wrapped in those white smoke......"

"Later, I heard that these white smoke are all talent, and the talent of the courtyard is full! The girls of the Academy of Literature have seen this scene, and they are all stupid, or Yue Xiyan reacted quickly enough, so that they could absorb the talent, and when those talents dissipated, several girls from the Academy of Literature directly improved a realm, you say that God is not magical......"

"It's too good to raise the realm on the spot. ”

"It's not, no wonder Brother Tong was invited away by Yue Xiyan, do you think Brother Tong can still come out after entering the Academy of Literature?"

"Come out with a yarn, the group of girls in the Academy of Literature are more energetic than the other, can Brother Tong bear it......?

"I think too, hahaha......"

“......”

The sound of laughter all over the room came out, and Zhou Tong pushed the door in at this moment.

"I'll go, Brother Tong!"

"Brother Tong, you're back!"

“......”

As soon as they saw Zhou Tong, everyone suddenly became even more excited.

There were originally two people in this dormitory, Zhou Tong and Xu Yi, but there were more than ten people gathered at this time, and these people Zhou Tong was also familiar with, and they were all classmates of him and Xu Yi.

"You guys, you cursed Lao Tzu to be sucked dry. Zhou Tonghu blushed, casually dragged a thin man up from the chair, and then sat down by himself, "Three legs, you took the lead in saying it." ”

Three legs is the nickname of the thin man, this person's name is Wang Lin, he is the thinnest student in the class, but he is very energetic, and Ding Ding is in a strong state most of the time, so everyone gave him the nickname of three legs.

"How can I be, such a vicious person is obviously not me. Wang Lin decisively denied.

"Okay, I've been listening to the door for a long time, I see that you kid just can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour. Zhou Tong glanced at Wang Lin.

"So, Brother Tong, have you really eaten grapes??" Xu Yi asked, and the rest of the people were also hot-eyed, waiting for the following, in Zhou Tong's memory, these people are all small diaosi from another world, and they have never tasted the taste of women at all, so they are quite concerned about this kind of thing.

Zhou Tongwan smiled, put on an unfathomable look, and then cleared his throat: "Ahem, suddenly a little thirsty......"

"Brother Tong, water. Someone hurriedly poured a glass of water and handed it to Zhou Tong.

After drinking a sip of water, Zhou Tong pecked his lips again, "Alas, suddenly I'm a little hungry again......"

"Brother Tong, I just bought the chicken leg in the cafeteria, and I didn't eat a bite. "Someone handed over a large chicken leg wrapped in brown paper.

Zhou Tong was not polite, took it and took a big bite, for them martial arts cultivators, diet is quite important, chicken legs, beef is the standard, and it is also the food that they can afford to eat, as for those spirit beast meat that is full of energy and can easily cost dozens of gold coins a catty.

"Brother Tong, tell me how to eat grapes??" everyone asked curiously.

"Don't be in a hurry...... Zhou Tong waved his hand, gnawed on the big chicken leg by himself, and soon the whole chicken leg was eaten and a bone was left.

"Brother Tong, let's talk quickly, we're in a hurry......" Seeing that Zhou Tong finished eating, everyone asked again.

Belch~!

Zhou Tong burped, and then smiled at everyone, "I want to eat grapes too, but unfortunately, I haven't eaten ...... yet."

"What?"

"Didn't get it??"

"Hold the grass, my chicken legs!"

"Brother Tong, you're too bad!!"

The indescribable plot that I had been looking forward to for a long time was gone, and everyone immediately scolded my mother.

"Okay, let's disperse, you have to eat grapes step by step, you can eat whatever you want! When Lao Tzu eats, I will tell you!" Zhou Tong shrugged his shoulders with a smile.

"Hold the grass!!"

Wang Lin and everyone were speechless for a while, and left scolding.

"Brother Tong, you really haven't eaten?" Zhou Tong and Xu Yi were left in the bedroom, and the latter asked with a lewd expression.

"Eat wool, those girls in the Academy of Literature are much more interested in poetry than in me, and when I saw that they were all studying poetry there, I slipped away. Zhou Tong pursed his lips, stretched, and lay down on his bed.

"Yes, that's a bit of a pity, but, Brother Tong, now you're a celebrity in our martial arts academy. Xu Yi laughed.

Zhou Tong didn't say a word, squinting his eyes and silently combing through what happened that day, for a budding newcomer who "crossed the world", he needed to digest everything in this world.

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