When I woke up, Luo Hao's memory was a little blurry, and he drank too much last night!

After patting his head twice, I finally remembered some clips.

Yesterday, he called three or two friends and went to kill his sorrows with wine.

A few days ago, his girlfriend Miao Miao, who had lived with Luo Hao for two years, resigned quietly, leaving him only a text message, saying that her grandmother had passed away, and she was going back to her hometown in Xiangxi, and she was not sure when she would come back.

Of course, this text message can't be regarded as a breakup text message, but after that, Luo Hao couldn't contact Miao Miao whether it was a phone call, WeChat, or buckle, and later, Wang Yue, the girlfriend of his buddy Wang Peng, couldn't stand it anymore, so he told Luo Hao that the day before Miao Miao disappeared, a man who drove a Mercedes-Benz picked her up.

Wang Yue had no reason to lie, and everyone else in the store could also testify, so Luo Hao announced his own verdict, and he was dumped!

When this kind of thing happens, he is sorry for himself if he doesn't drink a big drink, so Luo Hao calls his friends and drinks until he breaks it.

After waking up, the first thing Luo Hao did was to check his wallet.

"Damn! It's too much! It cost me 600 yuan!" The four of them ate 600 yuan, with the specifications of that small restaurant, it was too luxurious, his monthly salary plus bonus was only 3,000, and he had to pay a lot of rent.

Thinking of the rent, Luo Hao glanced around at this love nest between him and Miao Miao, although it was only a small one-bedroom apartment, but the layout was extraordinarily warm, two years of life was like a movie, flashing back in front of his eyes, alas, touching the scene!

Miao Miao is not her real name, but a nickname, because she is Miao Nu, everyone calls it that, and over time, everyone doesn't remember her real name, and even Luo Hao has to think hard to remember that her real name is Yikushima, which sounds like an RB person.

Out of hatred for Miao Miao, when Tao Aiduo sent himself back last night, Luo Hao gave her the common memories that belonged to him and Miao Miao, a chinchilla and a cactus.

Now in the empty home, only Luo Hao and his young helper are left.

"Hey, what about the young helper?" Luo Hao shouted loudly.

The young gang leader is a stray cat picked up by Luo Hao, a handsome raccoon flower, like a small flower when I first saw it, so it was named, the young gang leader of the beggar gang.

This belongs to his private property, oh no, he is the private property of the young gang leader, naturally he can't give it away, it's just that the young gang leader is too lang, and he often doesn't go home at night, usually Luo Hao is not worried, but recently it has been rumored that there is a cat abuse maniac nearby, so Luo Hao always closes the doors and windows, and strictly prohibits the young gang leader from going out.

shouted twice, and the young helper walked in slowly from the living room, old-fashioned, that demeanor, which looked like a young meow who had just turned one year old.

Seeing the cat owner, the haze in Luo Hao's heart was lessened, if it could meow twice, the effect would be better.

But the young gang leader didn't shout, just looked up at Luo Hao.

One person and one cat looked at each other for a while, and Luo Hao noticed that something was wrong, and there seemed to be something in the mouth of the young gang leader.

It can't be rat poison!

Luo Hao is very precious and has little helper, so he is busy and forced to open its mouth, and the young helper does not follow, and one person and one cat fight together.

"Ahh

The young gang leader is extremely abnormal, today for a bite to eat, he actually bit and scratched Luo Hao, Luo Hao didn't pay attention to it, and hung up the lottery.

It's very sad, but what can I do, of course, forgive it, after all, we depend on each other.

However, Luo Hao screamed miserably, but he suppressed the young gang leader, he was also sensible, and took the initiative to spit out the things in his mouth to Luo Hao.

"What the hell, a black bean?!"

However, the strange thing is that this black bean is neither a black bean nor a black kidney bean, stained with Luo Hao's blood, and flashing with a strange light.

Although Luo Hao is not a chef, he works in a high-end restaurant, and he is also well-informed about ingredients, and he has never seen this kind of black beans the size of broad beans.

Seeing that the young gang leader stretched out his claws and wanted Doudou, Luo Hao felt even more strange, "What kind of thing is this, it shouldn't be a mutant variety, young gang master, don't eat it, I still have frozen steamed buns here, you can eat some together." ”

Luo Hao took the beans, looked left and right, and happened to aim at an empty flower pot.

Duoduo This girl is really good, she asked for her own cactus, and she actually left the flower pot, which was just right, Luo Hao buried the black bean in the flower pot.

I was thinking about how to go in the future, whether to leave the house and move back to the company dormitory to live, when there was a bang outside the door.

Listening to this powerful rhythm, Luo Hao could guess that it was the landlord, Mrs. Xu.

Mrs. Xu is not old, she is only forty or fifty years old, dressed in flowers, with slender eyes, prominent cheekbones, and a pointed mouth.

"Eh, auntie landlord, what are you doing?" Although he was unhappy, Luo Hao still greeted him with a smile.

"What are you doing, I'll tell you," Mrs. Xu was very angry, "If your broken cat growls like this again, throw it away as soon as possible, a native cat, it's not worth a few dollars, do you know that other tenants have complained to me, saying that your cat barks at night, like crying at night, so noisy that people can't sleep!"

"First of all, my cat is a purebred raccoon cat, honorable, and my cat doesn't like to bark, but it's your old teddy, who always barks non-stop, so it's better to throw it away as soon as possible, and save it from going out to provoke right and wrong~" Luo Hao joked.

Mrs. Xu couldn't listen to others say that her dog was not good, "Can your broken cat compare with my prince, do you know how noble my prince's bloodline is, one is thousands, and also, your broken cat is not allowed to run around, if it scares my prince and disturbs other residents, see how I clean it up, rat poison is sold everywhere!"

Mrs. Xu's dog is called the prince, and she is afraid of the little helper.

Luo Hao regarded the young gang leader as a relative, and when he heard Mrs. Xu threaten with rat medicine, he was immediately angry, "Why don't you say one more, if my cat is missing a hair, believe it or not, I stewed your teddy, Lao Tzu works in a restaurant, and I am good at stewing dogs!

Hearing Luo Hao's counter-threat, Mrs. Xu was startled, "Oh, how do you swear as a young man, you, you, you still don't know how to respect the old and love the young......"

Mrs. Xu was frightened by Luo Hao's momentum, and she didn't dare to use the topic too much.

At this moment, a chubby little girl ran over and pushed Luo Hao into the room, "Auntie, Brother Hao, everyone calm down, be kind and wealthy~"

The little fat girl was very fast, and after pushing Luo Hao in directly, she closed the door, leaving Mrs. Xu outside with a blank face, "I seem to have forgotten to mention the rent increase!"

But at this time, Mrs. Xu had no courage to knock on the door again, so she had to leave in a huff.

The girl who pushed Luo Hao into the door was called Tao Aiduo, everyone called her Duoduo, Luo Hao liked to call her Meat Duoduo, and the cactus and Totoro were taken over by her.

Duoduo was holding xiaolongbao and soy milk in his hand, "That old woman is a cheap mouth, why are you like her, you haven't had breakfast yet, give!"

Luo Hao took the breakfast gratefully, if it weren't for the little girl who was too fat, the lovelorn Luo Hao would let her take advantage of the weakness, "Thank you." Then he broke open a bun and gave the meat filling to the young helper.

The young gang leader sniffed it, ignored it, and jumped to the flower pot on the balcony.

Duoduo has always liked to help the master less, and went over to pet the cat, "Hey, Brother Hao, what are you planting here?"

"What am I growing?" Luo Hao ate the bun skin, not knowing why.

"This!" Tao Quduo pointed to the small shoots in the flower pot, "What kind of flowers and plants are these, I just dug up your cactus, and you are looking for a new love~"

Luo Hao was dumbfounded, he glanced at his watch, it was less than 5 minutes before he planted the black bean, and the sprouts came out in five minutes, how could this be, the mung bean sprouts were not so fast!

Wacky, so weird!

Luo Hao glanced at the expectant eyes of the young gang leader, could it be that the bean is a god bean?!

Just experienced the blow of falling out of love, Luo Hao too much hopes that he can run from time to time, and without a strong background, he instinctively hopes that he can take shit luck, pick up some treasure, and kill all sides from then on!

couldn't tell the truth to Duoduo, Luo Hao casually made up a statement, easily deceived the little chubby girl who didn't have any heart, and then quickly swept the buns and soy milk, and promised to go to work at night, so he sent Duoduo away in the name of returning to the cage.

After there was only one person and one cat left in the house, Luo Hao and the young gang leader and thief stared at the green seedling that had obviously grown taller again, Luo Hao asked the young gang leader: "Where did you pick it up? Does this thing have any magical powers? Can you let it grow up quickly?"

Faced with the shovel officer's three questions, the young gang leader did not respond, and aimed the chrysanthemum perspective at Luo Hao.

Luo Hao was thus inspired: fertilization! Yes, it is fertilization!

Crops and flowers, all rely on dung to be the house!

However, Luo Hao was embarrassed to use his own, so he dug out the cat poop from the cat litter and buried it in a flower pot.

Seeing that his poop was dug out, the young gang leader, who was silent and golden, finally couldn't bear it anymore and made a low voice of "meow".

Luo Hao pretended to be stupid and said: "Helping you clean the toilet is what I should do, don't thank me, meow~"

Luo Hao has another advantage in doing this, that is, the young gang leader never wants to get close to this potted plant anymore, and the cat is really a super clean animal.

"Oops, no!" Luo Hao drank too much last night, and now he is staring at the potted plant for a long time, not only his neck hurts, but his eyes are also sore, and sleepiness hits.

"Let's sleep, maybe there will be a surprise when you wake up~"

However, before he could wake up, a surprise came, and in a dream, a chubby black man in the shape of a bean met him cordially......

(ps: Lao Buddha reopens the new book of the city, ask for recommended collection clicks, all kinds of requests!)