Chapter 4: The unity of man and cat

This is a fragment of a treasure appreciation program on Beijing TV not long ago, the protagonist is Mrs. Xu, she brought a delicate basin-shaped porcelain to appreciate the treasure, and the identification results given by experts are Tuanlong pastel pen wash during the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, genuine, with a market estimate of 500,000!

If it is a pen wash used by Jiaqing Laozi Qianlong, the price will at least double.

Luo Hao beat his chest and said: "I went to Mrs. Xu's house before, I also saw this thing, she was used to grow garlic at that time, I knew that it was so valuable, even if I stole it, I had to steal it!"

Tao Aiduo smiled and said: "Brother Hao, in the future, I will often go to your house, have a good relationship with Mrs. Xu, and strive to make her recognize me as my goddaughter, and then this baby will be mine!"

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When Tao Aiduo was still dreaming of making a fortune, some people had already made practical actions for their dreams.

Dahai and Xiaojiang are a pair of thieves and brothers, usually in the old railway station activities, because the brain is not enough, the kung fu is not home, can only steal, and often by the local snake there out of ten miles, the risk is not small, but the income is not much.

But today, they decided to do a big, technical one - burglary!

Five days ago, the two saw the treasure appreciation show, which was also a coincidence, they had rented Mrs. Xu's house, and they had also been humiliated by Mrs. Xu, so many years have passed, and they still have a deep memory of this "kind" old lady.

Seeing that there were antiques worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in her home, they began to make a plan to steal treasures, first ambushed in the community, observed the life patterns of Mrs. Xu in the recent period, and after finding out, they were ready to act.

According to their expectations, in half an hour, Mrs. Xu should go out for a square dance.

When dancing, Mrs. Xu would leave the teddy at home, and when she walked in the morning and noon, she would bring the dog.

It will be more troublesome to have a dog, but it is more troublesome to do it during the day, and there are many people, so they would rather choose the night when it is less troublesome.

When Dahai Xiaojiang was ambushed in the community, waiting for Mrs. Xu to come out of the nest, Luo Hao's house, the young helper couldn't sit still.

Because, the pods are ripe!

The plump three black beans squeezed the pods open, and the flavor of the beans leaked out, posing a fatal temptation to the young gang leader.

Although he disliked his own poop, the young helper still jumped on the table and approached the pod.

There are still some differences between these three beans and the one planted, mainly because they are smaller, lighter in color, less intense in fragrance, and softer in smell.

The young gang leader's claws had already stretched out into the air, but it still restrained it with strong self-control, probably because Luo Hao's advice before leaving had a role.

However, with a click, the pod was completely burst, and the three beans fell to the ground, and the young gang leader couldn't bear it anymore, so he grabbed one of them with one claw, and after the black beans turned around on the table, they entered the young gang leader's mouth.

After eating a little soul bean, the young gang leader was so happy that he almost danced, yes, this is the taste!

The Silkworm Priest said that the animals must be fed in order to control their bodies, and obviously, a bean cannot satisfy the appetite of the young helper.

I saw that the young gang leader stretched out his neck directly, and with a roll of his flexible tongue, two black beans entered its stomach, and it also burped, three were enough!

"Boom!"

As the young gang leader solved the three beans, Luo Hao's brain, who was far away in the Ten Thousand Bone Building, shook violently, and he was serving the plate with an unsteady foot, and a large seafood platter was thrown out, coincidentally, this dish happened to hit a woman.

I saw that on this woman's chest, there were two abalones, a leather shrimp coiled around her waist, on her long legs, two sea cucumbers hanging on stockings, and two high heels with a pair of red-hot crabs.

"Ahh

"Mr. Gai, Mr. Gai, what's wrong!?"

"He, he, he, fire me! How can I see people, ah!" Gai Jiaoqian was furious, her beautiful face was full of hideousness, Luo Hao was also unlucky, and he actually hit the proprietress who had not shown up for a long time.

Although Song Ximeng is very doglegged, he is not impulsive, "Mr. Gai, if you open him, there will be not enough manpower, and now there is a shortage of labor, and it is too difficult to find people." ”

"Then deduct his bonus for this month, it's hairy, and it's a big embarrassment for me!" Gai Jiaoqian jumped to her feet, shaking off the raw seafood.

"Okay, I must deduct the bonus!" Saving money for the restaurant is Song Ximeng's happiest thing.

"Wait," Gai Jiaoqian didn't seem to be satisfied, "I haven't paid last month's salary yet, and I've deducted last month's bonus!"

"Boss, it's been deducted. ”

"Ah, so fast?"

"He was detained yesterday for absenteeism. ”

Gai Jiaoqian said with disgust: "It's just this kind of person, you can't open it yet, keep the dumplings for the New Year, if you find a suitable one, change it quickly!"

Although Gai Jiaoqian and Song Ximeng were very energetic, Luo Hao was lying on the ground, and he didn't mean to justify himself at all, really, compared to the new world he discovered, what bonuses, what jobs, they are all bullshit!

Nothing!

When the young gang leader ate the three little black beans, a magical power, as if rooted in the bloodline, bound Luo Hao's soul to the young gang master's body!

Luo Hao, who was lying on the ground, was observing his room from the perspective of a cat, and he could also control the body of the young gang leader!

At this moment, he became a cat, or rather, he had a cat clone!

This is what the Silkworm Shi said, use the little soul beans to control the animal's body, so the bastard of the young gang leader really ate the three little soul beans that should have been eaten by him!

Thinking of this, Luo Hao raised his cat's paw and slapped the young gang leader in the face a few times, which made him a little angry, and his strength was not great, after all, he also hurt when he hit the cat's face.

Luo Hao also noticed that when controlling the young gang leader's body, his control over his body was greatly reduced, otherwise, he would not have been lying on the ground all the time, this should be because he only has three souls, and it is a little difficult to deal with the young gang leader who has eaten three small soul beans.

The proprietress Gai Jiaoqian left, and Song Ximeng said unhappily: "How can you do it, you still don't get up for me, it's useless to pretend to be dead and pitiful, and besides, the money for this dish will also be deducted from your salary last month!"

"Oh, manager, I really can't get up, I'll take another leave today. Luo Hao can't wait to go home now and test the cat clone.

Song Ximeng smiled strangely, "If you are brave enough, try it, if you are absent from work today, you won't have to go to work tomorrow!"

At this time, Tao Aiduo came out to fight for Luo Hao, "Manager, you are too impersonal, Brother Hao just fell out of love, and now he has fallen down again, and he has suffered blows one after another, what's wrong with you letting him take a break!"

Luo Hao is usually very popular, and other people have also stood up, you and I will help him speak, Song Ximeng can't withstand the anger of the public, so let Luo Hao rest first, and when he comes over again, if he can't work, get out of here!

Duoduo helped Luo Hao and asked with concern, "Brother Hao, why are you so careless!"

Luo Hao sat stiffly on the small bench and waved his hand, "Go get busy, I'm tired." ”

After Duoduo left, Luo Hao began to ecstasy and remotely command the young gang leader's body......