Chapter 213: Swift Scout
Teemo was a rabbit, ahh Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoSince the ancestors slowly transformed into dark elves, the elven beasts have also changed, they no longer appear as "elven beasts", but have successfully merged into the big family of the dark elf tribe and become a member of the dark elf tribe.
Timo's father, who had been dead for more than ten years, was called Teemo, and his grandfather, who had been dead for more than thirty years, was also called Teemo, and he died...... Grandpa's father and grandfather's grandfather for many years were also called Teemo, anyway, the name was like a kind of inheritance, passed down from the ancestors, so Timo Jr. accepted the name with peace of mind.
After all, the name "Timo" is also a symbol of honor in the tribe, just like their special abilities, and it has been passed down to this generation. Teemo believes that he will also pass on this special strength and this great honor to future generations, of course, provided that Teemo has a partner...... It's embarrassing.
"Are the dark elf girls of this generation still elves! Why are they like human beings, they don't have the spirit of hardship and hard work at all, so they want to find a rich second-generation official and second-generation to marry, not to mention, but also look at their appearance, don't I just have double rabbit ears!" Timo complained today as he walked out of the tribe, "Mom! These women don't look at what they look like, they always want to climb the golden branch as a phoenix, and the background of my Timo family is not bad!"
As usual, Teemo stepped out of the tribe to patrol.
Timozu has been a scout of the Dark Elf tribe for generations, they are born with extremely fast speed, and they can also blend in with their surroundings, just like chameleons, so they also have a title in the dark elf tribe: Chameleon Rabbit!
This title is not to insult and despise the Timo family, on the contrary, it is a good name for the Timo family. If there is no Timo, the dark elf tribe does not know how many sudden attacks it will receive, if there is no Timo's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... The Dark Elf tribe was probably destroyed at the hands of the Minotaur tribe thousands of years ago.
There was an elf from another continent whose name seemed to be Vadin Sun. His original intention when he came was not to meet the Dark Elves, but to help the Minotaur kill the Dark Elves.
The Teemo from thousands of years ago is the grandpa of the Timus Grandpa of the current Temo...... He happened to get acquainted with Vardin during his patrol, and talked to Vardin in a very humble way, and finally through Vardy's hand, he ended the war between the Dark Elves and the Minotaurs that lasted for hundreds and thousands of years. In the history books of the Dark Elves, the Teemo family has the strongest stroke, and Teemo is often proud.
Although every time he mentions his grandfather's ...... to others They would talk for a long time, but Timo didn't get tired of it, and every time he had to introduce it to others: I am Teemo, my grandfather's ...... Who is Grandpa!
All the elves of the Dark Elf tribe are tired of listening to this stinky rabbit!
But no one would say anything about the stinky rabbit, and they could only listen to Timo boast about the deeds of the Timo family with a bitter face. After all, Teemo's family has been silently dedicated to the dark elf tribe since their ancestors, Teemo's grandfather was skinned by a shadow creature that can see through stealth when he was on patrol more than thirty years ago, and Teemo's father was unfortunately burned alive by the flame elemental creatures ushered in by the explosion of his own mushrooms when he was patrolling more than ten years ago!
Teemo is a poor little fellow!
All the dark elves would gently stroke the head of the stinky rabbit with their hands as they listened to Timo boast about their family's deeds, even though they had already conceived a thousand ways to torture the rabbit.
If this stinky rabbit is really tortured and killed, the dark elf tribe will definitely encounter a lot of dangers in the future, and this stinky rabbit can't die yet!
Naked exploitation, poor Teemo had no idea what he thought of himself in the minds of others, and was more proud that whenever he mentioned his family history, others doted on his head and rabbit ears.
Teemo felt that he was alive and well in the dark elf tribe, and everyone took care of him.
But to Teemo's dissatisfaction, there was no little girl chasing him, oh my God, these snobs, when did the great elves get contaminated with the stinking habits of humans!
The stinky rabbit was sad, and before he went out on patrol this morning, he had just confessed to a female elf he had been in love with for a long time.
The female elf actually refused to say anything with a smile, and hugged the son of the financial official behind her, the son of a financial official, a rich second generation who has no ability, ridiculous!
I am the only heir to the House of Timoth!
What financial officials, every ten years, embezzlers!
Teemo couldn't figure out why those women didn't take the initiative to post a Momoda for themselves in his own family, and whenever he confessed, he would end up in failure. His tone is sincere enough!
Teemo recalled the words he had confessed to the elf this morning, "Honey, I love you. You see, I'm the only heir to the Timos family, and it's your honor to be my sexual partner, are you very excited?"
There's nothing wrong with that!
Teemo thought that the female elf's expression was like eating poop, and she turned her head to hug the finance official's son in tears, saying that she was a hooligan.
When the hell am I going to be a hooligan!, Teemo wondered.
"It's just that the finance official's son didn't dare to do it to himself, otherwise he would definitely blow up his paralyzed grave with a mushroom, hum!" was the only thing Teemo was proud of.
"No matter how much I think about it, I still feel a little sad......"
Teemo took his horn flute and played a song that had been passed down for thousands of years to express the love of the elves, expressing his sorrow.
Teemo suddenly felt that the Valley of the Wind was a ...... It's small!
He wanted to go to the legendary Miracle Continent to have a look, maybe there would be a lot of female elves there who were interested in him, didn't he say that the Miracle Continent was full of elves?
"When the time comes, depending on my background, not counting my rabbit charm, it is estimated that I can fool a large number of female elves, I can hold a female elf in my left hand, a female elf in my right hand, a female elf in my left ear, and a female elf kiss in my right ear, poof!" Timo lay on the green grassland, enjoying the golden sunshine of the Forsaken Continent that only the Valley of the Wind could have.
Teemo had forgotten his mission as a scout, and his mind was indeed a bit explosive today!
"Poof!" Teemo's ear was trampled on by a large foot.
Su Ge picked up Timo, who was lying on the ground with a comfortable face, confiscated Timo's bamboo needle concealment, and then carried it to the blackened Yue Xueyi, "Well, it was this rabbit who blew the horn flute!"
"Cooked and eaten?" asked the few people around her in an inquiring tone.