Chapter 16 The unlucky Liu Shouqing and the Wu Tian who loves to take the blame
Wang Qishan followed Liu Shouqing to Bai Yanna. At this time, Bai Yan was talking to an old man. Seeing this, Liu Shouqing said softly to Wang Qishan:
"In this way, I have a bottle of chili powder here, you can find Mr. Bai Yan later, draw his attention, I will pour this vial into his cup and let him taste the spicy taste, hehe"
Liu Shouqing said his seamless plan, and smiled darkly in his heart. Wang Qishan nodded, indicating that there was no problem. With that, they got into action.
Wang Qishan stepped forward and asked Teacher Bai Yan some doubts about the hidden weapon. As for Liu Shouqing, he tiptoed around in a circle, approached the teacup on Bai Yan's table, and poured all the chili powder into it at once. Bai Yan just turned his head at this time, and saw that Liu Shouqing was also beside him, so he asked suspiciously:
"Shouqing, do you also have a question to ask the teacher?"
Liu Shouqing quickly hid the small bottle, and because of nervousness, when his hand was withdrawn, his little finger knocked on the chair next to him. Immediately, he put his little hand in his mouth and sucked it twice.
Suddenly, Liu Shouqing felt that something was wrong, because he was in a hurry to hide the bottle at that time, and his hands were stained with a little powder from the bottle of chili peppers. I didn't expect this chili powder to be so strong, and Liu Shouqing couldn't stand it at all.
At this time, his face was already flushed, and Bai Yan was even more puzzled when he saw this, which play was this.
Liu Shouqing didn't say a word, jumped up and grabbed the water bottle on the table, and wanted to drink it. Of course, he definitely wouldn't take Bai Yan's bottle, but snatched the water bottle of the old man who was talking to Bai Yan.
"Little doll, what are you doing!"
The old man was taken aback. If you want to talk about this old man, you can see it from the clothes on his body. He was also a mentor of the Huayuan Academy, named Deng Qian. Deng Qianjiao is a relatively powerful deputy position, called the secret weapon of the poison gate. All his life he studied was some hidden weapons and some poisons. He had not joined the Huayuan before, and when he was out wandering, he was called the 'executioner-poison migration', and he was also a powerful character.
Deng Qian hurriedly spoke:
"Little doll, don't drink it, this is my newly developed poison, I have drunk the antidote if I have nothing to do!"
Deng Qian saw that Liu Shouqing didn't pay attention to his words, but drank it in one gulp, and suddenly sighed: "Hey, you little doll, you really don't listen to persuasion." The name of this new poison is 'Dream Year', which means that those who drink this poison are tigers and elephants who have to sleep for a year. Originally, I was testing the efficacy of the medicine here, and there are not many antidotes, so I will waste another one in your hands today!"
Liu Shouqing is already so spicy that he can't control himself, how can he listen to what this old man says, one bite down, it's half a bottle. Then he fell to the ground and fainted.
Seeing this, Bai Yan said apologetically to Deng Qian:
"Teacher Deng, I'm really sorry, it's me Bai who can't discipline me, or trouble you, Teacher Deng. ”
Deng Qian shook his head and said:
"Forget it, after all, it's still a little doll, and there will always be some mistakes"
Deng Qian said and took out a small bottle from his clothes, and was about to give it to Liu Shouqing. But before he could stand up, Liu Shouqing stood up.
"Uh....."
Deng Qian's old face suddenly froze. This is my dream for a year? This is the poison that makes tigers and elephants sleep for a year? Isn't this a 'snapping' slap in the face?
Shouqing got up, feeling that what Deng Qian said just now seemed to be bragging. Bai Yan was also embarrassed at this time.
Deng Qian blushed and said:
"Maybe the measurement of this match is wrong, in fact, the old man already knew. As long as there is a deviation in the measurement, this dream may become a dream for a second, it seems that this experiment has been very successful, hahahahaha... ”
Old man Deng forcibly explained to Bai Yan so that he could find a place to go down. Bai Yan also nodded and didn't say anything.
Actually, it was me who was most surprised. I found that I had become a free body again, and this old man's medicine actually poisoned Liu Shouqing and fainted.
The feeling of being free again, and it made me cry out with excitement.
Seeing this, Bai Yan frowned, then picked up the cup on the table and took a sip. Suddenly, the mouthful of chili water sprayed Deng Qian's face.
Deng Qian suddenly cried out:
"Teacher Bai, what are you drinking, why is the taste so strong!"
Bai Yan said to me angrily with a red face at this time:
"Liu Shouqing, come to my office after class later!"
Bai Yan, Teacher Bai, Lao Bai, I was really wronged, it was Shouqing who did it. I just got free, and I became the king of the blame, Wu Tian, I really can't talk about it.
After class, I was taken to Shirahiko's office. The teachers of this Huayuan really enjoy that one person's office can be so big. But I'm not surprised, obviously, Liu Shouqing is already a frequent visitor here.
Bai Yan sat down in his position and said to me:
"Say, how should I punish today's incident?"
I reluctantly squeezed out a smile and said to Bai Yan: "Teacher Bai, this is not my intention, I will definitely not do it again next time, you can spare me once." ”
I'll tell you the truth, but the speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional, Bai Yan suddenly said angrily:
"Didn't you mean it? Hmph! According to what you say, I put this chili powder on my own? I think the tea is too weak?"
He slapped the table and continued: "You, Shouqing, I have said how many times you have been, and you will spend all your thoughts on studying in the future." If you read this today, you will take it as punishment!"
I saw Bai Yan take out a book and point to an article on it. Let me read this as a punishment? Isn't this doubting my intelligence? Seeing that I looked disdainful and did not move for a long time, he spoke again:
"Don't pretend, the teacher knows you can't read! It's strange that a genius who is the last in the written test among your batch of freshmen can read it! So the teacher wants you to study hard and not let down your own talent. ”
Still a little disbelieving, I asked:
"Teacher Bai, what you said is true?
Bai Yan said impatiently:
"You read yours, don't you know a word?"
Since Bai Yan said so, I began to read aloud. When I finished reading this article, Bai Yan looked at me in surprise. He thought to himself, could this kid be pretending to be stupid on weekdays, how could it be, there are still many unfamiliar words in this article, Shouqing can actually do it?
I said to Bai Yan with a proud face: "Teacher Bai, why don't I read it backwards for you?"
Hey, Lao Bai, Lao Bai, you can't imagine that I'm a top student, buddy, are you surprised? Isn't it exciting? It's not so easy to punish me.
Bai Yan waved his hand and said:
"Okay, Shouqing, since you already know, then you can go back first, Teacher Bai is a little tired today, let's rest for a while. ”
I think this is because I am angry, I will not stay here to be bored, as soon as I turn around, I will run away with a sound.
Nothing else, the pre-school life at this college can be regarded as leisurely. During the week, 1, 3, and 5 days were arranged to study in the library, with Bai Yan on the side, and the rest of the spare time will be used for meditation and practice.
In three years, these children have mastered some meditation techniques of meditation, and there will be no more problems.
For example, this year's new student recruitment test season is about to start. With a historical background of thousands of years, Huayuan has cultivated more than 1,000 batches of students, and Liu Shouqing, a group of 10 freshmen in the North Academy, is called the class of 1024.
At the same time, in addition to the test for new students, their 10 classes also have to face a test.
The first is to let the students in the front class motivate the students in the last class.
Second, you can take a good look at the results of three years of meditation.
The test was scheduled for Sunday, two days later. Since I came out of Bai Yan's office, I felt like a duck in the sky, and I could go wherever I wanted.
In nine years, this is the second time I have gone to heaven, oh no, it is the day of freedom, can I not be excited!
Before I could take two steps, I saw a familiar figure in front of me, isn't this Wang Qishan? This kid is quite righteous, worried that something will happen to me, so he came here to wait.
In fact, Wang Qishan is really worried that something will happen to Liu Shouqing, he has already regarded Shouqing as his future brother-in-law, you said that if this incident pits the brother-in-law, then he will be completely useless.
Seeing me come out, Wang Qishan hurriedly ran over and asked:
"What's going on, big brother"
I looked at Xiao Zhengtai, who was less than 10 years old in front of me, and said in a good mood:
"It's hard to get your big brother and me for this kind of trivial matter"
When Wang Qishan saw that I was fine, his hanging heart was put down, and he was happy for a while. The two of us said as we walked, and went to the cafeteria of the college to meet Mengxin and Yang Yan, because at this point, everyone eats together.
The cafeteria in Huayuan is called a large one, and the variety of dishes in it is also dazzling. This is also thanks to the big mall on the side of the midfield, and the daily ingredients are distributed from there.
When it comes to the treatment of the students of the academy in Huayuan, I have to praise it again. Like Liu Shouqing, when they come to the Chinese Academy to practice, not only do they not have to pay any tuition fees, book fees, but also provide you with food and accommodation, and teach you these and that.
This has completely subverted my outlook on life, and I didn't expect that there would be such a welfare unit in this world. If that's the case, they even give 10 gold to each student every year, which is a lot of money. In Liu Gaoneng's village of 200 people, 5 gold can provide them with a worry-free life for a year. So I still admire the senior management of Huayuan very much, but I am afraid that they will go bankrupt one day, and it will be troublesome.
Actually, my idea is completely superfluous, and the academy values the students' cultivation more than money. It's just that for me, a person who has never seen the world, I am still quite surprised.
The four of them sat down around a square table and ate the food on this plate. Wang Qishan is still relatively careful, and for Liu Mengxin, he will show favor whenever he has the opportunity. I just wanted to get up and pick up vegetables for Mengxin, but I was glared back by Mengxin's sharp eyes, and I almost squirted the rice in my mouth.
Hey, as the saying goes, men chase women's compartment mountains, and women chase men's compartment paper. Wang Qishan sat down, and Yang Yan stood up and served Liu Shouqing vegetables.
Although Yang Yan is a cute little girl, but after all, she is a child, I just treat her as a sister like Liu Mengxin, and it is not easy to refuse the dishes she brings. Seeing that I had eaten it, her little face turned red, and her little face was almost full of flowers.
Seeing this, Mengxin was not to be outdone, she thought to herself, this little smashed, even her only brother had to fight with herself, and suddenly poked a large piece of meat and stuffed it into my bowl, and said angrily:
"Brother, eat!"
I'm speechless in my heart, to say that the fight between girls is really terrifying. No wonder in the TV series I watched before, those harem battles can be put on so many episodes to earn face, it's terrible!