Chapter 58: Stop, Don't Poke Me Around
When Xiao Feng returned to the gate of the community, the two Lin Tian brothers were already waiting there, and they were surprised to see him holding a soil dog in his arms.
"Boss, what are you doing with this earth dog, you don't want to stew it and eat it, do you?"
The big mouth of the woodland suddenly spit out a sentence that made dog lovers want to beat up, you dare to eat dog meat, believe it or not, we stewed and ate you.
"But this dog is quite thin, I can only see the ribs, I can't see the dog meat, and I can't eat a few bites. ”
Woodland continued.
"Hmph, what do you think, you think about eating and eating all day long, don't you see that the boss is very good to this dog, say you are stupid, you are really a pig's head. ”
As he spoke, Lin Tian knocked on the head of the woodland, and he touched his head in pain.
"Isn't it just someone who says it, is it necessary to be so ruthless?"
Woodland grumbled dissatisfiedly.
"Hehe, boss, did you want to keep this dog when you brought it back?"
Lin Tian asked with a smile, he was not as muddy as his younger brother, he spoke with a brain, and one sentence stated Xiao Fan's purpose.
"Well, yes, I think this dog is very pitiful, so I brought it back to raise, and this dog's backwards are broken, you have to pay attention, why don't we go back to have breakfast first, and then we will take it to the veterinarian." ”
Xiao Fan arranged the next trip, and then the three brothers returned home together.
Chef Xiao Fan, this morning fried four eggs, boiled three bowls of noodles, plus a small bowl of noodles, from today on, this beggar team has one more member, a yellow skinny lame dog.
Lin Tian and the two brothers of Lindi quickly accepted this new member, although Lindi shouted that he wanted to stew and eat, but he was also a caring person, and he still loved this lame dog very much, after all, it was connected to the same fate, and the two lame became three lame.
In this way, even the landlord can be lame.
After breakfast, everyone was resting, Xiao Feng thought about it, he got a dog beating stick, and a broken bowl, take it out and take a look at it at this time, and after seeing the dog to the veterinarian, he was going to start begging, and the guy who ate still had to learn about it carefully.
It's amazing to summon these two items from your own storage space, and I don't know where this space is, and Qigong didn't tell him, just said, what do you want, as soon as you think about it, things will appear in your hands, and whatever you want to put in it, it's all the same.
It's not like the storage ring in other novels.,There's an interface or something.,Don't want this storage space on your body mysterious.,Touch all over the body.,I didn't find it.。
After taking out the dog beating stick and the broken bowl, Xiao Feng looked at it, picked up the bamboo stick and made a few strokes, and knocked on the ground again, and found that there was nothing special, it was made of ordinary bamboo.
"Qigong, what do you think this stick is for, isn't it just an ordinary bamboo?"
Xiao Feng asked like the system.
"The items given to you by this system naturally have their usefulness, and you will know when the time comes. ”
The system also said that it only gave a very vague answer, which made Xiao Feng scratch his head.
The broken bowl is still useful, and the explanation is very simple, increase the begging income by 1%, although it is low, but it is good to be able to achieve more, and the dog stick is completely a chicken rib.
"Hey, boss, when did you get a bamboo stick?"
When Lin Tian saw it, he first asked, the boss hadn't done this before, could it be that now he has opened his mind?
"That's right, boss, you used to say that dog sticks are useless in modern times!"
The woodland shouted along.
"I just got this, and now I'm not the leader of the gang, I don't have a dog-beating stick, how can I be embarrassed to say that I am a beggar. ”
Xiao Feng said this on his lips, but in his heart he didn't, this was forced to me by the system, do you think I want it, with a useless thing.
"Oh, boss, it's still thoughtful, why don't you two brothers go get one too. ”
Lin Tiandao.
"Forget about this, don't you already have crutches, I also got it casually, well, where did the dog I brought back go?"
Xiao Feng didn't ask the two brothers to get a stick too, there was no need, but where did the dog run away?
"I don't know, I just ate egg noodles, let's see if there's anything in the bedroom." ”
"Then I'll take a look, and you can continue to rest. ”
Xiao Feng opened the door, entered the bedroom, looked at it a few times, but didn't find it, thinking that the dog wouldn't open the door by itself, it was impossible to enter the bedroom, so he went out to look for it again.
There is no bedroom, that is the kitchen and toilet, maybe I didn't eat enough, and I wanted to find something to eat in the kitchen, and then, Xiao Feng entered the kitchen, but I didn't find it either.
Then there is only one last place left: the toilet.
Sure enough, the dog was found in the toilet, and it turned out that it was not that it was not full, but that it was going to poop, and I don't know how it found the toilet.
It's easy to think about, the place is so big, it's easy to find a place to inside the toilet, the hall is where Xiao Feng and the three of them are, you can't there, the kitchen is for cooking, and the only thing that can is this small toilet.
It's just that the pulled by this dog was not pulled into the pit, but pulled to the side of the pit, and now Xiao Feng was embarrassed, so he just cared about bringing the dog back, but he didn't expect to teach the dog to to pull it into the pit, now it's okay, I want to be a shovel officer.
It just so happened that I had a stick in my hand, so I used it.
It turns out that the dog beating stick can not only be used to beat dogs, but also can be used to poke dog shit, which is summed up by the ancestors after countless experiments.
This traffic dog thought that Xiao Feng was here to hit it with a stick, and suddenly froze, crawling on the ground, trembling, did I do something wrong, you want to hit me, I just want to, don't do this.
"Dog, it's okay for you to, but you're going to pull into the pit, you know, yes, it's in this pit. ”
Xiao Feng taught by example, pointed to the pit with a stick, and then pointed to a dog shit on the ground.
"Got it, you shit you're going to go into this pit. ”
"I don't blame you the first time, but fortunately there is a stick to use, this system is really thoughtful. ”
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, he stabbed the dog shit with a stick, and wanted to poke the dog shit into the pit.
"Stop, don't take me to poop!"
Just as soon as he got close to the shit, the voice screamed.
"Oh my god, hell, where did the sound come from?"
Xiao Feng was excited and withdrew his stick.