190 The robber who came to be funny
It was the middle of winter. The trees next to the official road of the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info are withered. The bare branches make the surroundings even more deserted on moonless nights.
The road was covered with thick ice, and a luxurious-looking carriage drove slowly, but there was no one to be seen. The horse-drawn carriage rolled the road with a "creak" sound. Red gauze lanterns were hung at the four corners of the carriage, and three match figures were painted on the lanterns.
This is the target of the gang in ambush, the carriage of the three lantern villains. Exactly the target of tonight's assassination.
"Are there three of them?" asked the leader with messy hair.
"No, four!" replied another bearded man.
"How... There are only three painted on the lantern?"
"Maybe it's because the lantern can't be painted..."
There was silence.
As the sound of the wheels breaking the ice against the road grew louder and louder, the gang knew it was the carriage getting closer.
"Boss... Do you want to move now?"
"Shhhh Listen to me!"
In the carriage, Nie Xiaofan sat in pairs of four, and this time the person controlling the mechanism was Xia Yue, and his hands never left the control lever from beginning to end. The four of them held their breath, just waiting for someone to come and die.
Seeing the carriage passing by, these people with messy hair and ragged cotton jackets were ready to go, and they stared at the boss motionless, not daring to blink at all, for fear of missing the order.
But the carriage had passed through the land, and the boss had not yet reacted.
"Boss... Boss." The bearded man next to the boss shook him and whispered.
The leader was excited: "What's wrong... Run away, brothers, kill..."
The boss gave an order, but the brothers behind him did not react, and they all looked at him with bright knives.
"Hehe... Hehe..."The boss smiled awkwardly: "I took a nap..."
After three days of ambushing people, he was really tired...
Everyone: "......"
"Brothers!" roared the Boss. "Kill!"
Several people in the carriage quickly judged their position.
Immediately after, the shouts shook the sky, and a group of people rushed to catch up with the carriage from behind.
"About forty or so people. Zhou Qiaoqiao closed his eyes and listened to the voice outside: "There is a master, unfathomable." ”
"The rest is a rabble. Zhou Qiaoqiao said again.
The rabble?
Xia Yue wondered in her heart, she would send a rabble to assassinate?
Could it be that the Li clan has no one available?
"I think it's also a rabble. Nie Xiaofan didn't care about these people: "They are here to be funny." Come up from behind, we have this time to run early!"
Everyone was stunned. Then he smiled unkindly. Fu remembered that it was inappropriate to laugh at this time, so he held back.
"Still be careful. Maybe it's a trick. Zhou Jiulang said solemnly.
The carriage was still walking slowly, and the people behind shouted loudly, chasing after the carriage with knives. Xia Yue hesitated when she pulled the mechanism. First, the time has not yet come. The second is that he doesn't want to kill these people at this time.
A chubby middle-aged man was out of breath after him, so he stopped and shouted: "Stand in front! I drove this road, I planted this tree, and I want to pass by... Oops..."The man in black who shouted was slapped on the back of the head by the leader behind him, and screamed in pain.
"Are you stupid?" the boss with messy long hair scolded: "This is a robbery?
The bearded man helped on the side: "Yes! That's right! The carriage is pulled and stopped, why are you telling people to stop? You should tell the horse in front to stop!"
Boss: "......"
The fat man suddenly realized: "The horse in front of me stops! I drove this road, I planted this tree, I want to pass by from here, and leave to buy road money!"
At this time, the boss's heart was broken! Where did he recruit such a group of fools?
Something unexpected happened, the carriage in front of it stopped, and the boss was stunned.
The man who ran after the carriage was also stunned.
Isn't that the script?
The bearded man patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Look, I'm not wrong, right?"
The fat man was dumbfounded: "Second brother is amazing!"
"Get out!" the leader finally couldn't stand it anymore!
He picked up the two fools with one hand, rushed to the front, took out the dagger he was carrying, made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, and shouted at the carriage in front of him: "Acquaintance! Hand over the money to the master!"
The man in the carriage was speechless.
These people are really funny.
I really miss the killers of the past, not to mention shooting arrows with a bow. This is a duel of strengths.
Xia Yue rolled her eyes and shouted at the people outside, "Listen, it doesn't matter who sent you." Get out of here now, or I'll kill you!"
The boss with messy long hair feels even messier. He didn't react for a moment.
"Boss, he said he was our master!" The bearded man hurriedly caught up and explained to the messy boss.
Boss: "......"
"Boss, the master said let us go!" The fat man squeezed away his brothers and came to the boss at this time, and said in a serious way.
"You two get out of here!" The boss couldn't hold back any longer, kicked at the two idiots, and at the end, with a dashing stroke of long hair, shouted again at the people in the carriage: "Master... The kid inside listened to me, leaving money and not life... Otherwise... Otherwise..."
"What's next?" asked the leader in a whisper.
The bearded man hurriedly took out a piece of paper from his body, and by the light of the carriage, he leaned in front of him and said, "Kill... In spite of... in..."
The boss kicked it up again: "Idiot, that's called killing and burying!" The bearded man screamed as he was kicked.
The boss has a chic pinch of long hair. shouted to the people in the carriage, "Do you hear that?
"Stand back!" the Boss suddenly shouted.
An arrow swished over, Zhou Jiulang's archery skills were extremely accurate, this arrow was impartial, and it was shot right at the feet of the boss. The arrow broke through the ice and stood in front of the boss, the arrow feathers buzzing.
However, the bandits seemed to be very timid, and the moment they heard the boss shout to retreat, they screamed and retreated, and then shouted wildly, dropped their weapons, and ran for their lives...
"A bunch of cowards! an arrow is scared like this!" the boss looked at the team he had spent several days pulling out, and was frightened away by an arrow, and hated that iron could not be made of steel.
"Boss... We're not gone yet..."The chubby man and the bearded man hugged the boss's leg and said tremblingly.
Boss: You might as well go!
The boss shook his long hair again, pointed at the carriage with the short dagger in his hand, and shouted: "Don't think you can scare you, you can scare me, but the blood is licked from the knife!"
The four people in the carriage were really speechless, where did this idiot come from? )