Chapter 49 Li Zihan wets the bed
Nodding and nodding, Li Zihan suddenly found that he saw his chin, like Li Zihan, whose face was not long enough and had not undergone plastic surgery, had no chance to see his chin directly, and now he not only saw it, but also saw it very clearly, Li Zihan felt that he was really a little high.
After a while, something even more hilarious happened, Li Zihan saw his mouth, then his eyes, and his body...... One Li Zihan became two Li Zihan alive. Two Li Zihan, you look at me, I look at you, the atmosphere is a little awkward.
The newborn Li Zihan moved for a while and said, You must think that I am your opposite, just like you are my opposite, as long as you defeat me and unify me and you into us again, you can expand and upgrade right, let me tell you, you think too much.
Don't clench your fists so tightly, don't bite your teeth so tightly, don't clamp your chrysanthemums so tightly, I'm not out to fight you. I'm here to help you know yourself.
In short, I am your flaws, the part of yourself that you may or may not see, who you may or may not like. But I'm here, and I'm not going to leave you.
Li Zihan thought, since it's my shortcoming, you don't want to give up on me, just get out of here.
The newborn Li Zihan looked at Li Zihan with pity, his eyes were kind and gentle, I know what you are thinking, you want me to leave you, just like I am a wind that comes and goes when I am called, but I am not, you don't want to destroy me, to eliminate me is to destroy yourself, you have to accept me wholeheartedly, only in this way can we become a better us.
Li Zihan felt that the freshman Li Zihan was completely farting, but he still said patiently, according to the general plot, as a villain, you don't seem to have so much nonsense, and you shouldn't talk to me about metaphysics for a long time, now we should have started fighting, and in the end I will beat you half to death.
Freshman Li Zihan stretched out a finger and shook it vigorously from side to side, no, no, no, I reiterate once again, I am a pacifist, and I hate violence more than I hate durian. The question between us is not who conquers whom, but how to achieve harmony as one.
Li Zihan is already very impatient, so how do you say you want to be harmonious?
It's very simple, you have to accept me with all your heart and without any mustard.
Specifically?
I teach you, as he spoke, the freshman Li Zihan slowly walked up to Li Zihan, bowed his waist, hugged him with the greatest tenderness, and then gave him a deep and intense French kiss full of love.
Li Zihan's head went blank in an instant, and a kind of despair from the deepest part of his heart invaded his whole body, I was actually forcibly kissed by myself, and I am so ugly and ugly myself? If this is a dream, this dream is really disgusting, if this is not a dream, this is even more disgusting!
Li Zihan pushed away the newborn Li Zihan, if you do this again, believe it or not, I will kill you?
Li Zihan, a freshman, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said, Why are you angry? Shouldn't it feel good to be kissed by yourself?
Come, let's move on, the next step, is to get our bodies to really love each other, to the point where you have me and I have you. Come on, let's get started now.
Li Zihan almost collapsed, he said with a crying voice, I beg you, can we change the way, we can't talk like this.
Freshman Li Zihan said, it turns out that you don't like that posture just now? Then let's change the posture and continue.
Li Zihan couldn't bear it anymore, and he said to the freshman Li Zihan, even if you can't be promoted or expanded, I have to repair you, a demon. Li Zihan completely lost the sanity that an awakened person should have, pressed the newborn Li Zihan to the ground, and beat him hard, although it felt weird to hit himself, but it was still much better than kissing himself just now.
After Li Zihan beat the newborn Li Zihan to the point that his mother didn't know him, that strange person suddenly appeared. I read that right, you're excellent. You have successfully passed the test.
Li Zihan was confused, what test did I pass, is it because I beat the fake Li Zihan?
The strange person completely ignored Li Zihan's reaction, and said to himself that people have to face many temptations in their lives, and the most difficult of these temptations to resist is the temptation of their own shortcomings. These shortcomings follow us all over the place, and even though we know they are wrong, we still condone their existence. For example, some people are good at smoking, knowing that smoking is harmful to physical and mental health, and they have to burn money, such an obvious shortcoming of all harms and no benefits, but they just can't change it. Another example is that some people like to shop online, every time they come to a specific online special day, they rack their brains to consider what the shortcomings of the home are, and what to make up, even if they swear to buy again after buying, they will chop their hands, but next time, they still can't control their infinitely expanding desire to buy.
Therefore, people's shortcomings especially want to achieve the state of unity between you and me, so that shortcomings can exist forever as a part of human beings.
You should have felt it just now, the strange person continued, how much temptation was there when you tried to kiss you just now, I saw that your face was slightly red, and your body trembled violently, obviously it was very hard, I understand you, anyone who faces their own shortcomings will be difficult to extricate themselves.
But in the end, you still controlled your demons, bravely walked out of the shortcomings of the warm arm, and resolutely beat it, I have to be proud of your decisiveness.
Li Zihan felt that today's dream was really rubbish, and meeting two big fools at one time not only subverted his definition of stupidity, but also significantly lowered his IQ.
Li Zihan really couldn't help but be angry now, wanting to beat up this strange person in front of him.
The strange man took two steps back as if telepathically and said, you are not exactly you yet, you have not found yourself yet, so you have found me. When you get to know yourself better, you'll come here and talk to me about life.
Li Zihan wanted to say something, but suddenly felt that his lower body was warm, and he suddenly woke up. The dream just now was really realistic, Li Zihan clearly remembered every detail in the dream, and even remembered the disgusting kiss that Li Zihan gave himself when he was reborn, Li Zihan subconsciously wiped his lips, as if there was still saliva left on it.
Li Zihan can still really feel the warmth of the lower half of his body, and the warmth in his dream is damp, intense, and pungent...... Li Zihan suddenly reacted, it wasn't a dream, it was he really wetting the bed!