Chapter 1 Headmaster, I Didn't See Anything
In the 21st century, on the shore of the Yellow Sea on the earth, there is a port city with a long history, where the scenery is beautiful and the people are outstanding.
Twenty-five-year-old Xie Tingfeng is a young Chinese teacher at a middle school on the seashore with waterways and white sails.
Like teachers in thousands of schools, Xie Tingfeng wakes up every day when he hears the chicken, rests at sunset, prepares for classes, conducts classes, tutors students, and corrects homework, and his life is monotonous and fulfilling.
It's the weekend again, and before school, several sworn friends in the school, such as Liming, Lu Qun, Shang Xingwang, Daniel Zhang, and Liu, ask Xie Tingfeng to gather at a small restaurant in the evening as usual. They are young, energetic, and smelly, and usually very good. Every Friday night, I have to go to the small restaurant to fry a few snacks, drink four taels and a half catties, and then play a few rounds of mahjong, who wins, who will treat you on the weekend of the next week, and continue to rub hemp after drinking.
While pushing the cup and changing the lamp, he talked about interesting things in school. After a few taels of wine per person, the conversation box opened. I usually pay attention to being a teacher in school, and I am serious in front of students, and only now can I return to my nature. Is this what people often say, "professors by day, beasts by night"?
Before I knew it, the topic was on the young female teacher of the school. Shang Xingwang picked up a stuffed white hair noodle with chopsticks, put it in front of his glasses and looked at it carefully, smacked his mouth and said, "Brothers, you say, who is the most fierce female teacher in our school?"
Xie Tingfeng: "Zhang Cuicui, the waves are surging." ”
Dawn: "Lu Qingqing, the mountains are undulating." ”
Lu Qun: "Chen Hongyun, the infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak. ”
Daniel Zhang: "Li Fengni, the bright waves are dazzling.
Shang Xingwang glanced at a few people and said, "Cut, what are the eyes of a few of you?" Compared with Wang Xingfang, the few you are talking about are just Wangzai's small steamed buns. ”
Listening to Shang Xingwang's words, Xie Tingfeng's eyes couldn't help but appear like a pretty woman: willow leaves bent eyebrows and phoenix eyes, cherry mouthfuls a little bit. Delicate and charming heartthrob, convex and backward beautiful and blind.
She is a newcomer who has only been transferred from a foreign school for only one year, it is said that she came from a school in the countryside, she has been married for two years, and has a son, and the child is usually brought by her mother-in-law in the countryside.
Although Wang Xingfang is as beautiful as a flower, she is usually like a goddess, and her cold breath makes people dare not approach. In particular, she is very serious, never jokes with others, and gives people the feeling that she is ice clear and jade, not smiling, decent and rigorous in life.
Drinking wine, several people's topics focused on Wang Xingfang. The more men talked, the brighter their eyes became, especially Lu Qun, whose two eyeballs with green light were almost attached to the lenses of his myopic glasses, and said obscenely: "Such a woman, if she can press her crotch...... Hehehe...... in this life"
Liming slapped Lu Qun on the back of the head and said, "Don't dream of your Spring and Autumn Festival, I don't know who such a stunner is for," and then, he lowered his voice and said, "According to reliable sources, she was transferred from the countryside to our school, and she followed the path of our Principal Li...... Hey, hey, hey, ......" After speaking, Liming's face was unfathomable.
You look at me, I look at you, everyone is a people's teacher, with active brains, but they know it.
Xie Tingfeng knew what a few buddies meant, but he didn't believe that he couldn't believe that there could be any story between such a clear and jade woman and the obscene Principal Li in his fifties.
After drinking, Daniel Zhang, Liu and several others had something to go home, and the remaining four people walked out of the restaurant in a hurry. According to the usual practice, go to Lu Qun's house to play mahjong.
You shoot a shot, he fires a shot, and there are wins and losses for each other. Before you know it, it's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, which is the time agreed every time, and at twelve o'clock, no matter whether you win or lose, you have to break up and go home to sleep. Everyone was a little tired, Xie Tingfeng and Shang Xingwang got up and stretched their waists to go home. Liming hurriedly stopped the two and said: "Brothers, my mother-in-law's family came yesterday and lived in my house, and now I have no place to sleep when I go back, you can play with me until dawn, after dawn, breakfast is mine, I invite you to go to the snack bar to eat xiaolongbaozi, do you think it's good?"
The three exchanged glances, scoffing at Dawn's reasoning. Who doesn't know that your kid is a well-known "strict trachea", when you go home after twelve o'clock, your wife will lock the door, and she won't get up to open the door even if you shout to break your throat. After getting used to it, every time Liming goes home late at night, he doesn't do useless work, instead of looking ugly, it is better to climb over the wall and enter, and if he can't enter the main house, he stays in the side room, washes clothes, mops the floor, and waits for dawn to cook again, waiting for his wife to wake up.
Knowing Liming's difficulties and difficult feelings, Shang Xingwang said: "For the sake of good brothers, I helped with this favor." Who can have no difficulties, just give up your life to accompany the gentleman. However, tomorrow morning's xiaolongbaozi ......"
"No problem, no problem, wrap it up on the little brother. Dawn hurriedly answered.
The fierce battle lasted until four o'clock in the morning, and the four of them were so angry that their eyelids were heavy, and they couldn't stand it anymore. Xie Tingfeng said: "Xiaolong buns are delicious, but the sin is uncomfortable, whoever wants to eat it can accompany it, I want to go back to sleep for a while, no, I'm sleepy." After speaking, without waiting for the three of them to stop him, he ran out of the door.
Because he was too tired after sitting all night, Xie Tingfeng felt that his body couldn't stand up straight, so he walked on the way home with his body bent. Before dawn is the darkest time, the slow wind blows on the body, even in summer, it is cold. Xie Tingfeng's home is only a mile away from the school, and you have to go through the dormitory area behind the school to get home from Lu Qun's house.
At dawn, people sleep at their sweetest. It's the weekend, and the teachers who live in the school have all gone home, right? Wang Xingfang has also gone home, right? I don't know why, Xie Tingfeng's mind actually thought of Wang Xingfang, and thought of Wang Xingfang, who was as cold as a fairy in the moon, she should go home to accompany her husband and children, right? How could she suddenly think of her? Did you have a good impression of her, or did she like her? Impossible, absolutely impossible, such a woman is like a lotus flower out of the mud without staining, which can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed. I still remember one time, he told a delicious joke in Wang Xingfang's office, the male teachers laughed and cried, the female teachers trembled, and he was quite proud, but Wang Xingfang splashed a teacup of water on the ground and said "vulgar" disdainfully, which made Xie Tingfeng ashamed of himself for a long time.
Xie Tingfeng shook his head, feeling that he would never have an intersection with such a woman in his life, Sister Fang is a goddess, Brother Feng is a layman, a layman.
The east is already white, and the summer dawn is fast, and it is already vague to see people clearly.
Unconsciously, coming to the front of the dormitory where Wang Xingfang lived, Xie Tingfeng looked at the black door as if he wanted to find the light with a pair of dark eyes, waiting for a miracle. The goddess didn't come home, did she? If the goddess came out to go to the toilet or something...... As soon as he thought of this, Xie Tingfeng patted his head, despising himself for having such obscene thoughts.
At this moment, the sound of gently flicking the deadbolt suddenly came, Xie Tingfeng was startled, and hid behind the street tree like a thief, staring at the door of Wang Xingfang's dormitory without blinking.
The door was only half open, and it was not the charming face that peeked out from inside, but the face of a man in his fifties.
This obscene and annoying face, Xie Tingfeng is too familiar, because he has to look at it n times every day. When you just got out of class and were moistening your throat with tea, the owner of this face appeared, and said with a serious face that you don't study the textbooks well and were in a daze in the office; when you were pulling weeds in the flower beds of the school, because of fatigue, you stood up and beat your waist, this face twisted and said that you can't do a good job, and you can't finish the task and continue to do it after school; when you didn't get the first place in the teaching subject in the final joint examination of several schools, the owner of this face appeared again, patted the table, and said with a hideous face Do you touch your conscience and think about it, are you worthy of your monthly salary? ?
......
It was normal for this face to appear on those occasions, but why did it appear here at this time? Xie Tingfeng didn't seem to believe his eyes.
I wipe my eyes! Principal Li, dear Principal Li, is that you?
At this time, Principal Li sneakily dodged out of the door, looked around and reconnoitred for a while, and saw that there was no one around, so he turned around and looked at the door with a warm face.
The door revealed the face of an upside-down being, young and charming, and seemed to have the flush of last night. Her hair was disheveled and her eyes were blurred. Wearing loose pajamas, the top is half exposed, and the grass is green. Xie Tingfeng, who was twenty-five years old and had not yet finished his work, couldn't help but feel his blood gushing and his mouth was dry.
I wipe it! I wipe my eyes! This is the goddess who is usually clear and jade, high up, as if she does not eat fireworks in the world? When did the old man become so popular? When did the women become so flexible? Strange, strange, really strange, the old cow eats the tender grass, and the big girl loves the old man.
Everything in front of him subverted Xie Tingfeng's cognition, so that he forgot to withdraw.
Principal Li stared at the stunner in front of him, held it in his arms, kneaded and kneaded Wang Xingfang's body, buckled and touched, and was still unsatisfied.
Wang Xingfang gently pushed Principal Li away and said, "Okay, don't be seen, we'll be here for a long time." ”
Principal Li had no choice but to say, "Be good, wait for me tonight, I will definitely make you want to die." After speaking, watching Wang Xingfang, who had been tossed all night, close the door and go into the house to sleep again, he reluctantly made a flying kiss, waved his hand and walked away.
Xie Tingfeng was tiptoeing from behind the street tree and was just about to leave, when Principal Li had already come to the road, and suddenly saw him when he turned his head. Xie Tingfeng nodded at Principal Li with an embarrassed face and said, "Good morning, Principal!"
Principal Li said, "Hey, why are you here? How long have you been here?"
Xie Tingfeng was nervous and blurted out: "Principal Li, I didn't see anything." After saying that, it was like running away from the plague, and he walked away.