Chapter 2 Can You Make the Bottom Bigger as Well?
Li Qing had a dream in which he walked in a dark and boundless space.
There was nothing in this space, only a fog that was so thick that it could not be dissolved.
In the mist, there was a sound similar to that of an electronic device.
There is always a voice repeating.
However, Li Qing couldn't hear exactly what the voice was saying.
After a long time, Li Qing came to his senses and found that the dense fog around him had dissipated a little, and his field of vision had expanded to one or two meters, but he still couldn't see anything.
Wherever he goes, he is surrounded by a cloud of white mist, and his vision is always within a meter or two.
An electronic voice repeats: "The host is awake, is it implanted...... The host is awake, is it implanted...... The host is awake, whether the ...... is implanted"
Li Qing listened to the voice, followed the sound to find it, walked forward, walked for a long time, and found that the voice was always two or three meters away in front of him, but he could not get there.
Because no matter where Li Qing went, that voice would always keep a distance of two or three meters.
"The host is awake, is it implanted...... The host is awake, whether the ...... is implanted"
"It's noisy!" Li Qing began to be a little irritable, kicked the ground, and found that his feet seemed to have recovered and were not so painful. The ground was pitch black like a concrete floor. "Mom, where the hell is this?"
And the voice continued to repeat: "The host is awake, whether the ...... is implanted"
"Plant your head, plant. Li Qing scolded angrily.
The voice continued to repeat, and it did not stop because Li Qing cursed loudly.
"The host is awake, whether the ...... is implanted"
"Is anyone there? Is anyone there?" Li Qing shouted loudly with his hand on the horn. "Is there anyone there, please?"
There is no echo at all, which shows that this space is extremely vast.
Li Qing yelled, yelled, yelled, jumped hard, sang, danced...... There was no response.
And the electronic voice keeps repeating: "The host is awake, is it implanted......?"
Annoyed by the question, Li Qing sat on the ground tiredly, and responded angrily: "Yes, implanted!
"Didi!" the electronic voice replied, "order received." Start implanting!"
"Hey, hey, wait, what's the situation?" Li Qing jumped up from the ground. What is this going to implant in me? Is it going to implant it in me? It's not going to implant me with an octopus tentacle or a scorpion tail or something......
The cold electronic voice didn't answer.
"Samurai World Crossing Program, Implant, Start, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Complete!"
As soon as the cold electronic voice ended, Li Qing immediately felt that the sky was spinning, and his body was weightless, as if he had fallen from a height of several thousand meters.
"Ah......h
Li Qing sat up from the bed suddenly, his muscles tensed and sweating like rain.
The head seemed to have hit a large mass of soft things, and this large mass of soft things was surprisingly elastic, Li Qing opened his eyes curiously.
"Hey, that's ...... Wow, that's big!"
Li Qing's head hit it, and it turned out to be ...... Chest.
"Wow! It's so great, it's the legendary G cup!"
In an instant, two lines of hot nosebleeds flowed.
"Ah, Doctor Victor, his poisonous blood is bleeding. It was a blonde beauty who spoke, and instead of being angry because Li Qing hit her breasts, she pointed at Li Qing and said to another person.
The blonde beauty has a bumpy figure, amazing measurements, especially on her chest, trembling between walks, and the deer in Li Qing's heart is beating wildly.
"Wow, I really want to hit it again, this blonde Yanma is too hot!" Li Qing swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, and his eyes couldn't leave. "This figure, it's too material, this crossing system, praise, full marks!"
"Great, Miss Lilian, thank you very much! Li Qing can recover so quickly, and you can't do without your careful care!" A male voice came, and then a man in a black robe walked over, holding a towel, and wiped it on Li Qing's person.
On the white towel, two lines of thick black blood were suddenly reflected.
"This is my blood? I obviously have a nosebleed! How can it be black?" Li Qingyi's brain was mush. "Hey, hey, hey, this old bachelor, your dry hair is blocking me from looking at beautiful women. ”
Li Qing's head was tilted, and his eyes were glancing around.
"You see, after being infected with the Soraka toxin, the neck is weak, and the head is swaying from side to side, which is what it looks like. His mind was clear, but he couldn't speak, and, you see, his eyes were wandering. However, when the poisonous blood was discharged, he was no longer in danger. Dr. Victor forcibly pressed Li Qing to the bed. "He's very tired now, he's completely exhausted, he'll be in a coma for a while, and when he wakes up, he'll be fully recovered!
Li Qing lay down, and his eyelids began to close uncontrollably.
Dr. Victor walked out, and the blonde Yanma bent over, her half-open neckline revealing a snow-white color, and she seemed to be saying something comforting.
"Blonde Yanmar, the ball is so big......"
Li Qing fell into a deep sleep.
"Dididi...... Didi"
The electronic metal voice in the brain sounded again: "First time, success! Time crossing, one minute." Next crossing start time, one day later, travel duration: one hour. ”
"I'm dizzy, it's only been a minute! Is there something wrong with this crossing system! A minute, that's not enough time! But it's okay, next time I can travel for an hour, wow wow wow I can see the blonde Yanma again. Hahaha, when the time comes, ask her for a mobile phone number or something. By the way, I don't know if they use WeChat......" Li Qing's mind was thinking wildly.
The sound of electronic metal continued to sound: "Didi, Didi...... Samurai World Crossing System, Host Transformation Program, Start, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Start!"
"What, host transformation, do you want to transform me? Why didn't anyone discuss it with me, I'm also a patient anyway. First of all, ask the patient to sign for confirmation, which is the basic procedure...... Hey, hey...... Can you discuss it and make my bottom a little bigger?" There was a fog around Li Qing, and it seemed that he had returned to the wide space he had stayed in before.
The cold electronic metal voice sounded: "Dididi...... Didi"
"Host: Li Qing!"
"Combat Strength: 5!"
"I'm dizzy, I'm just a scum with only 5 combat power, can you turn it up a little higher, give me a red and blue BUFF, passive skills and the like? Even if it's a Dolan sword...... Mom, what am I thinking......"
"Combat Skill: None!"
"I'm dizzy!"
"Power: 8!"
"Dexterity: 7.6!"
"Wisdom: 3.9!"
"What? I'm also a graduate of 985 and 211 double-brand universities, and my wisdom is only 3.9, and I have to fight with imbeciles, no, imbeciles are taller than me, okay......!
The sound of electronic metal continued.
"Defense: 9!"
"Magic Resistance: 6!"
"Talent: Absorb Level 1!"
"Defense 9 is okay, hey, hey, wait a minute, what the hell is talent absorption? Can you explain it?" Li Qing shouted loudly, but based on previous experience, that electronic metal voice should not answer.
There was a full thirty-second pause.
The electronic metal voice unexpectedly sounded again.
"A talent is a special ability that is automatically formed during the transformation of the host. The host's ability is absorption, and the specific function needs to be explored by itself in later traversal activities. ”
Li Qing was stunned for a moment, and the electronic metal voice finally answered.
"Wait a minute, what does it mean to figure it out on your own, doesn't it mean that you didn't say it? Can you explain it?"
The electronic metal voice paused again, and said word by word: "For example, if you are now at the first level of talent absorption, you can absorb energy from food and store it, and when your body is damaged, damaged, or weakened, you can use the stored energy to repair and replenish it." ”
"Absorbing energy from food, this garbage talent skill, everyone can do it. I just absorbed it so well, so I grew very fat, with a waist circumference of three feet and a weight of one hundred and eighteen. What do you mean? Let me grow to two hundred and five, huh? Hey, hey, talk, what kind of service attitude......"
The electronic-metallic voice fell silent.
"Speak, dear. Can you modify it, for example, change the talent to charm or temptation, etc., which has an absolute attraction to beautiful women, or change it to luck, go out and buy a lottery ticket and win the lottery immediately......"
After a long silence, the electronic metal voice finally sounded: "The host transformation procedure is complete. Confirm the anti-traversal procedure, traversal. ”
There was another feeling of the world spinning, and the next second, Li Qing opened his eyes and found that he was still sitting in the computer chair in the dormitory. The previous experience was like a dream.
The feet are still high, the ice on the ankles has long since melted, and Li Zongsheng's song is still playing on the computer: "I thought I would cry, but I didn't...... What a painful realization......"
"Hey, it's dawn outside, I'm ...... I sat in a computer chair with my feet cocked high and slept all night. Li Qing stood up and took the headphones off his neck. "Wow, I slept all night with my feet crossed, and I didn't feel any back pain at all!"
"My ankle doesn't hurt anymore, hey, my body is so refreshing. It seems to be full of power. Li Qing jumped twice and found that his body was stronger than usual, and his mind was clearer.
"Those brutes, they snapped again last night, alas, envy, jealousy and hatred!" Several other students in the same dormitory did not return overnight.
Thinking of this, Li Qing felt an impulse in his body, and a wave of blood seemed to surge up.
"What's the situation!" a small "tent" arched under Li Qing's pants. "O heaven, O earth, give me a blonde Yanma to save me!"
"Hey, my tools seem to have gotten bigger!" Li Qing confirmed, "It's really getting bigger!Wow, that's great, it seems that the body transformation is very effective." I've really gotten bigger, it's ...... I'm too confident, and I'll have nothing to do in the future to participate in more streaking competitions, and I'm jealous of those dogs...... Great, hahaha......"
"Oops, it's not good, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet!" Li Qing grabbed the paper and rushed to the toilet. "Transforming the body will also remove toxins and impurities from the body. Anyway, that's what it says in the novel, after someone eats so-and-so Jindan, he pulls out a very smelly poop, and the poop is as black as oil. The toxins are discharged, and the body feels extremely light!"
"Wow, the I pulled is really black! The toxins and impurities are discharged! Great!" Li Qing turned his head to look at the toilet, and sure enough, the stool was black, "Hey, this black is not right, Nima, didn't you eat sesame stuffed buns last night!"