It was not yet dark, and the sea was howling in the wind. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoWhile the people of the fishing village not far away were anxiously waiting for the fishing boat that had returned from afar, several figures appeared from the air and water, gathering on the reef by the sea.

An 'old man' with scales in his ears waved at the sea, the clouds in the sky gradually dissipated, and the sea slowly calmed down, and the sparkling waves showed that there were still wind and waves, but it was very gentle. He said in a hoarse voice, "Ancestor, the matter is done. ”

As soon as the sound fell, several masts appeared on the sea level, and the fishing boats sheltered from the wind and waves drifted on the sea, and the fishermen on the deck looked very ignorant. They saw the 'figures' on the reef through the binoculars and smiled and waved in this direction.

The old man smiled back, but the smile quickly solidified. I saw a cold glow of steel behind the fishing boat, and more than a dozen warships appeared on the sea. The reef under his feet also trembled, and hundreds of tanks with sharp guns and armor drove up the road in the distance, and the sound of the cars was booming, filled with a murderous aura that he could feel.

"This is not a drill!" As soon as he turned his mind, a smell of 'danger' filled the air, as if they were being targeted, no, this piece of land, hundreds of miles in a radius of people, as if they were going to plow the earth and turn the whole land over. He looked at the old ancestor, and his old eyes were solemn for a while.

"Don't worry, it's not coming for us. "The old ancestor is a very young man, who looks like he is at most 16 years old and has just come of age. Thin and short. He wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and the complexion on his face was not the kind of white that was not stained with the spring water, and if it weren't for the two arms hanging down to the ground, he would look like a student, childish.

But it was this person who looked like a student, surrounded by four great cultivators of the Innocent Golden Body level, and respectfully called him 'Old Ancestor'.

The fountain turned and faced southwest, where there was a rolling mountain range. The white fog was vast, and the human eye could not see anything in the past, but he saw that the outermost mountain top was full of golden light, and the colorful glazed tiles were particularly luxurious in the golden light. He threw his head back and laughed, his figure fading into the laughter. The four old men were transformed into their original forms: a winning fish with two wings on his back, a 'roar' with sharp teeth like a hook, a merman with a fishtail on his body, and a Gu eagle with three bird heads and a wolf's head and a colorful poisonous snake on his tail - all rare ancient beasts.

Winning fish and mermaids rode the wind and waves, roared and flew up in the wind, and the Gu Eagle turned into a burst of black mist and swept away... They stopped farther west under the reef, and on the huge reef more than two people high, the water spring stood next to a young man, whispering.

"I don't like it here. He laughs.

"And you still live here? Borrow precious land and use it, you know that I am not dealing with you. Agu asked Emperor Meow and the others to go down and stand with the four old men, stopped their ordinary greetings, and squinted their eyes to discuss.

"Borrowing your place for use, in fact, is not borrowing, the previous rules for zoning land are gone, they are all citizens. ”

"I'm not one of those little monsters, this set doesn't work. ”

"Then what are you going to do? I'm just borrowing a place, and you're still going to blackmail me? Aren't you afraid that I'll let people blow you up?"

"Whatever, anyway, I live in the water vein below the fishing village, and I will blow up the fishing village first. ”

"What benefits do Ming people want if they don't speak dark words?"

"A favor. ”

Agu blinked his eyes and didn't speak, a human being? The ancestor of this monster, the strongest monster in China, is also the strongest monk, so easy to talk to? He smiled, smiled harder, and agreed very happily.

"I regret it. Notice his expression, Shui Quan gritted his teeth.

"A gentleman's words are hard to chase, and regret is useless. ”

"You have only been cultivating for 17 years and you are the uncrowned king of human monks, and few of those old guys dare to oppose you, they are all descendants of immortals. What's even more strange to me is that the gods listen to you, and I think your favor is very valuable. ”

"It's worth a lot of money, in a way. Agu touched his nose.

"If you want to, it's worth a lot, and if you don't want to, it's worthless, right?" Shui Quan's teeth were about to crush, "This time I admit to suffering, you can do whatever you want, anyway, it's against the bald donkey, but next time I don't want favors, it's useless." ”

"Whatever you want. ”

The 'friendly meeting' between humans and the old ancestor of the monster has come to a successful conclusion, but in the magnificent hall on the top of the cloud mountain, it is not so breezy and warm. The Lord of Buddhism in the Human Realm had a dark face, and the futon in front of him was torn apart, "What does that kid want to do? What does he want to do!" In four directions, the mountains on both sides are blocked by the special police department and the old guys in the descendants of the gods, and the land and sea are warships on one side, and special tanks and air-to-ground missiles on the other.... What does he want to do? Destroy our Buddhism completely!"

Master Buwen sighed and whispered: "Agu is a capable man, and he will not be short-sighted - just people from the special police department are here, and there are no monsters, which means that he is just making trouble, not starting a war." ”

"I know it's not a war, but... When have we ever been so humiliated in Buddhism?" The Buddha Lord held his left hand on his chest, which was his habitual action, and pinched the orchid finger with his right hand as if he was using a spell, but his palm rattled and withdrew his hand angrily, "What the hell is going on? Even if he can destroy us without paying the price, he will not do this, we are one-third of China's combat power." ”

The Buddha's handsome face was puzzled, and he thought in a low voice: "Needless to say about the mortal world, let's just say that the circle of people like us - now that the strength of all countries is in a state of balance, China can't withstand the state of losing us... Don't talk to me about nuclear weapons, they're of little use to us. ”

"Battleships, tanks, air-to-surface missiles, even if they have nuclear warheads, is it possible that I am still afraid of him?"

The unheard gray robe swelled for a moment, and then fell silent again, and a muffled voice trying to suppress anger spat out of his mouth: "Tell the Buddha Lord, I am not afraid of this, but... Buddhism is afraid. ”

"Buddha Gate, hehe, Buddha Gate..."The Buddha Lord sneered disdainfully.

Master Buwen seemed to inadvertently sweep the left hand of the Buddha on his chest, and the sneer on his lowered face was even worse, and he no longer uttered a single word, but took a few steps backwards, hiding in the crowd of monks.

The Buddha glanced at him and didn't say much.

At this time, there was a sound of chuckling outside, and Agu Qianli said: "The master who handed over the little boy, and all the bald donkeys who have taken the human captive in the past, if there is one less, Lao Tzu invites you to eat big peanuts." ”

There was a dead silence.

The faces of all the monks were as if they had swallowed ten toads raw, green and black, thinking of goosebumps. "Just because of this?" "Bastard, it's because of this?" "Damn, those dynasties for thousands of years haven't taken care of this, is he trying to be in the limelight!" Many monks scolded.

This is a very clear lineup, a group of people headed by the Buddha are full of anger, but there is still a minimum of literacy, they gritted their teeth and did not say a word; the monks led by the master of Buwen lowered their heads, looking ashamed and sad and tangled; and led by a fat monk with a face full of meat, many monks stomped their feet and scolded, eager to grow wings and fly to Agu's side, and have three knives and six holes to cut a thousand knives.

"Can't hand it over!" the big fat monk waved his ring knife, "It's too embarrassing, Lao Tzu has no face to hand over people." Isn't it just big peanuts, at most a nuclear warhead, Lao Tzu really wants to taste it. ”

A faint murderous aura flashed in the Buddha's eyes, and he suddenly laughed, "Give, give him some useless guys." ”

"Can't be handed over!" The tip of the big fat monk's knife quickly pointed to the bridge of the Buddha's nose, "Lao Tzu disagrees, don't think that you are the Buddha master and can engage in dictatorship, Lao Tzu's brothers disagree!"

The Buddha's eyes widened, and the murderous aura shot out unabashedly, but the big fat monk laughed, looking like he didn't look at anyone in his eyes.

"Staring at Lao Tzu? Haha, Lao Tzu didn't want to go to the west, drinking and eating meat in the human world, and playing with women everywhere is just happy. Lao Tzu has long suspected that you are also a reincarnated bald donkey, and you have the ability to make the Buddha and the Bodhisattva, otherwise an Arhat can destroy me, and you have the ability ?!!!to separate heaven and man forever?

The Lord of the Buddha was so angry that he couldn't say anything to refute it. If he wants to exchange these 'livestock' for merit early in the West Heaven, but in the human world, he designed to kill the strong man of the 'Standing on the Ground to Become a Buddha', thinking that he would slowly reduce the strength of the other party and gradually control the entire Buddhist sect, but he didn't expect these guys to be so arrogant that they took this opportunity to turn their faces.

He set his sights on the head of the Master of Ignorance, the third force of Buddhism in the human realm: the monks.

"Amitabha. Ignoring the master's name, he took another step back.

"Wait, Lao Tzu has changed his mind!" the big fat monk rolled his eyes and stared at the Buddha Lord, "Hand him over, let's just take refuge in the special police department, eat meat and drink wine." It's easy to find women, and there are a lot of them sold outside, so we're legal..."

The monk behind him was thoughtful, and many people became excited. The monk next to the Buddha called 'bold', but when he thought of the comparison of strength between the two sides, his tone of reprimand was a little soft.

The three veins of Buddhism in the human world are the strongest in the one vein of 'putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the ground', they belong to the second, and the weakest is the 'monks' on the side of the master. They are not afraid of a real fight, but the other party is attached to the special police department, so it is too much worse.

Ignoring the flickering of the master's eyes, he didn't know what he hoped for. He was very disappointed in the Buddhist gate, but there was no Buddhist door..."Amitabha Buddha, a monk is also a family, how can I ever really be a monk, Buddhism, a family..."He pondered for a moment, smiled bitterly and said: "Will Agu let you go?"

"Yes. The big fat monk grabbed his bald head and muttered: "Lao Tzu has done all the bad things, and he has caught qualified children to replenish the number of King Kong... Well, although it was instigated by these shameless people, they themselves have done a lot, but they don't do as much as Lao Tzu's people. I remember that sometimes when someone found out, the brothers opened the killing ring and sent those ants to death in bliss. ”

"That's it. He sang a big song, "The Lord of the Buddha is the Lord of the Buddha, Lao Tzu listens to you, hand over people!"