Chapter 133: A opens my trouser chain
"I finally know what Shi Geng means," Zero said in the group as soon as he went online: "You guys are so uninteresting, you don't even tell me this, you have to force me to go to Baidu." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Immediately, sporadic made an expression covering his eyes and said, "You guys are so evil that you are actually discussing this kind of issue." β
Everyone immediately rubbed their temples and felt a deep sense of guilt that a pure child had been spoiled by them.
It seems that in the future, you should pay attention to talking in the group, and you can't be too dirty.
However, people's desire to learn is unlimited, as the saying goes, if someone suddenly jumps up and down on the spot a few times, it must be because his little brother is crooked.
At this moment, Sporadic asked curiously: "Sister Sang, aren't you a girl, why are you also a stone change?"
Sang Niang looked confused: "I ......"
Can the old lady say that I am grass?
It's so special, it's overturned again.
What's wrong today, I actually overturned twice a day.
However, as a fighter among the old drivers, Sang Niang felt that she couldn't be stumped by sporadic like this, so she said: "Sporadic star, sister has a brain teaser here, test you, you are in class, but you suddenly sat with Erlang's legs cocked at the same table, why?"
Scattered thought for a while and said, "There are too many reasons, maybe it's just that his butt hurts and he wants to change his position." β
"Butt hurt, change position?" Sang Niang suddenly made a slanted smile.
As the cutest Lolita on behalf of the rotten girls of the masses, she also immediately came out and said, "Your ass hurts?"
Suddenly, everyone else nodded.
Made, this group can't stay anymore, this group of rotten girls is even worse than them.
"Isn't that the answer?" asked Scatter.
"No, no, no," Sang Niang said, "Uncle Holmes said that when all other possibilities are ruled out, and there is still one left, no matter how impossible it is, it is the truth.
Sporadic: "......"
Violet: "......"
Anna-chan: "......"
Made, what about the good no longer dirty, and the good no longer with bad children?
"I'd better do my homework!" said Scattered silently.
"It's never too late to write at the homework party," at this time, Anna-chan, who is difficult to distinguish between genders and shemales, said: "Don't go stars, don't you still want to know why girls are also stone-changing? Let me tell you, this world is very magical, and there is a very strange creature called Yao Niang, you go to spend it for a while, and you will understand." β
Scattered suddenly showed a curious look, and said, "Medicine Niang? What is that? It sounds so powerful, is it a beautiful young lady who studies Chinese medicine and can collect medicine in the mountains?"
"Well, you'll find out when you go and see it!"
Scattered thought about it carefully, and said, "No, I'm not going, you guys are too evil, I'm going to do my homework, and I have a math paper." β
As a smart sporadic person, he won't be fooled, although the name Yao Niang sounds like it should be a more serious and pure thing, but just after seeing the dirt of everyone in the group, he no longer goes to spend his mother.
There is very little time to play with the mobile phone every day, and in school, the management is stricter, so it will still be secret.
Hiding his phone and writing his homework sporadically and honestly, however, for some reason, the word medicine lady always flashed in his mind.
"Why don't you go to your mother and take a look?"
Stopped writing homework sporadically, the ballpoint pen turned around on the slender and white fingers like a girl's soft wattles, the delicate and immature face twisted, and the dark eyes glanced at the location of the mobile phone.
After hesitating for a while, he sporadically withdrew his gaze.
"Let's do our homework. β
And just when they were wandering between going to Du Niang and not going to Du Niang, the book friends in the group once again despised Feng Yan.
At this moment, Ye Qing's heart was pure, he understood, he understood. β
"No matter where a pure person goes, he will still be a pure person, not affected by the outside world, not instigated by others, not limited by heaven and earth, just like the old man, although there is such an evil system, although there are so many perverted book friends in the book friend group who want to defile me, and have released so many evil tasks, but after breaking and crushing these evil tasks, the old man who is ice clear and jade is sharpened to be more ice clear and pure, and his heart is more pureγ β
"Erlack system, thank you for your tempering! Let the old man become more and more pure!"
"Perverted book friends, thank you for your pit father, you have made the old man!"
"Don't worry, as the only pure person in this world, the old man will save you in the future. β
At this moment, Ye Qing realized his own path, he wanted to save the evil system, save the perverted book friends, and save this filthy world. β
Looking at this long long string of Ye Qing's inner monologues, the book friends all came together.
Fuck your uncle.
Are you pure?
Are you icy and jade?
Are you the only pure person in the world?
This is simply the funniest joke Lao Tzu has ever heard.
Your sister, if you are pure, are there any filthy people in this world?
I've never seen anything worse than you!
Do you want to save us from evil?
Do you want to save this filthy world?
Hehe, phoenix eyes, you're too stinky and shameless.
God, please hurry up and kill this shameless author.
Book friends don't know how to complain, can you shame the author to the point of phoenix eyes, the whole starting point ...... Ahh
You say you're like this, and you dare to blame me and other book friends for releasing you all kinds of cheating tasks, what's the matter, if you don't release the task of cheating daddies to death, is there still any reason?
"Oh, the name of the domineering exercise?"
The eyes of book lovers lit up!
Hehehe......
Phoenix eyes, you're finished!
"Friends of great book friends, do you say, can we make the phoenix eyes get their wish?" said a salted fish of the new book friend.
"Hehehe, isn't this nonsense, I can't bear it anyway!"
As a person who has been despised for a long time for his IQ, as long as he can get the task of the protagonist, the miracle of Jiujian has always been fully supported.
"Oh, do you want to make trouble? I like it!"
"This wave can be had, I suggest naming the protagonist's exercises: Little Rabbit is obedient!"
β......β
"This name is not good, it might as well be called: There is a to open my trouser chain! You think, every time Ye Qing fights, he shouts: A opens my trouser chain, and then with a whoosh, a 40-meter big knife flies out...... Ahem, this picture is a little beautiful. β
"Upstairs is amazing, 100,000 approve. β
", this name is good, the only pity is that Ye Qing put the storage space in his eyes, if it was really placed on the bird, it would be too suitable. β
"yes, if it's really a bird, that's a perfect fit. β
Looking at everyone's reply, book friends couldn't help but have a picture in their minds: Ye Qing drank that a opened my trouser chain, and then his lower body suddenly bloomed with a golden light, dazzling that people couldn't open their eyes, and then opened the trouser chain, a 40-meter-thick ...... Ahh
ps: There is only one group in this book, and you need to order all of them to join the group.