Chapter 2 The uncle who loves to brag
Alas...
After muttering to himself in the carriage for a long time, Yejue suddenly sighed faintly.
was suddenly betrayed by a friend who has been with him for more than ten years, no matter who he is, I am afraid that he will not feel comfortable in his heart.
Suppressing the abruptness in his heart, Nightlord got up, lifted the curtain, and looked out.
It's been a while since he woke up from a coma, and he still doesn't know who saved him?
The curtain opened, and what greeted me was a big man in a gray robe, the big man's figure was a little rickety, his messy hair hadn't been combed for a long time, and the short whiskers on both cheeks were dense, looking like a bit of a picky uncle.
"Uncle, thank you for saving me?" came the voice of the Night Lord behind him, and his tone was full of gratitude.
However, the uncle did not respond in the slightest, and saw him carrying a branch in his hand that he did not know from there, and shouting without grace while spurring the horse.
"Drive..."
Yejue's face twitched again, save him, the relationship is a reckless man with five big and three rough?
He reluctantly stepped forward, raised the decibels, and roared: "Uncle..."
"Ahh
The middle-aged uncle was full of excitement, and with a strange scream, he was so frightened that he almost didn't get off the carriage.
"Boy, what the hell are you called? Lao Tzu is not deaf. The uncle rubbed his ears and turned around to yell at Yejue, very dissatisfied.
As for when Nightlord had woken up, he didn't show any surprise, as if he had known it for a long time.
"I said, thank you, uncle, for saving your life. Nightlord smiled slightly, and sincerely clenched his fists.
"You still dare to mention this to me, Lao Tzu cultivated his sentiments today, and fished by the pool, but you actually fell from the sky and scared all my fish away. Hearing this, the uncle suddenly became angry and said angrily.
Yejue looked confused, a big and three thick Lu man ran so far away to fish, what kind of cultivation sentiment does it say?
What the hell, when did the world get so crazy?
Or have I stayed at home for a long time and become lonely?
However, the doubts in my heart before were relieved, the cliff on the top of the mountain is ten thousand feet high, and ordinary people fall down, I am afraid that the bones and scum will not be found, he can be safe, it turns out that there is a waterhole below.
"Boy, don't think it's okay if you don't speak, say, how much silver do you have to accompany me?" Seeing that Yejue didn't speak, the uncle snorted dissatisfied.
"I'm really sorry, but I didn't mean to do this, and I hope you will forgive me. Nightlord smiled at the corner of his mouth.
"I don't care about this, scare away so many fish from Lao Tzu, a hundred taels of silver, not a penny. "This goods seem to be on the line.
"Yes, when I go back, I will give a hundred taels of silver with both hands. Nightlord nodded and smiled, "I wonder where we are now?"
"Broken Gut Village. The uncle snorted and continued to gallop.
"Broken Intestine Village?"
Yejue frowned, he was not unfamiliar with the geographical location around Tianxuan City, and he could give an idea of the nearby area, but he didn't have the slightest impression of this Broken Gut Village.
"It's true that I haven't heard of it, this mountain is uninhabited in the depths, and it has no name, but I gave it to him. The uncle suddenly turned around, grabbed Yejue's arms, and said excitedly, "Doesn't it sound good?"
Yejue held back for a long time, and finally squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Not bad." ”
"Haha, I knew you liked the name too. ”
The uncle glanced at Yejue proudly, and picked his nostrils with his fingers, looking obscene, as if he could take out the name of Broken Intestine Village, and he also felt that it was a very fulfilling thing.
Nightlord has a black line.
The name is a good name, but do you need to be so excited?
Also, what do you like too?
"Boy, what's your name?"
After a short silence, the uncle suddenly turned his head again, looked at the Night Lord, and asked casually.
"Nightlord..."Nightlord didn't hide it, he told it truthfully.
"Yejue?" the uncle pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Such an ugly name, your parents can also take it out, I think your kid is eighty percent picked up." Today, Lao Tzu is in charge, and I will take another one for you. ”
"What's it called?" the uncle scratched his cheeks: "Night Mountain? No, no, it's cheesy..."
"Night water, uh, doesn't seem to fit in..."
"Night?"
"Nightland?"
Suddenly, his eyes lit up: "Broken intestine mountain, night broken intestine, haha, this name is good, well, you will be called night broken intestine in the future." ”
Seeing his hateful face, if it weren't for the fact that this thing was a life-saving grace for him, Nightlord really wanted to smash it with a punch.
The name of the children is given to the parents and elders, regardless of the essence of the name, even you, a sloppy old man, dare to name this young master?
Still made so casual?
Night sky, night land, night mountain, night water, night intestines?
Why don't you say night spring, night summer, night autumn, night winter?
Nightlord grinded his teeth, resisting the urge to kick the thing down.
"Boy, it's not me fooling you, there are more people in this world who want me to name him, and they all have to come with a lot of gold and silver treasures, otherwise they won't even be able to enter the door of my house. ”
Seeing Yejue's appearance, the uncle snorted dissatisfiedly: "You're not happy to get you one for free today, do you know what I did before?"
"What for?" Nightlord didn't look up.
"Then you have to listen well, I'll just say it once, missed it, but don't blame me for not reminding you. Seeing that Yejue was interested, the uncle immediately became excited again.
The corners of Nightlord's mouth twitched again.
As if he wanted to know...
What do you have to do with me, he hasn't cleaned up his own mess yet?
If it weren't for the fact that I owe you a great favor, who would be idle and talk so much nonsense with you.
"What Lao Tzu does, don't worry about it for the time being, you just need to remember that Lao Tzu Yushu is in the wind, chivalrous and courageous, graceful, sword, gall, and heart, and the instrument is magnificent, dignified, handsome and chic, wisdom and appearance are all in one. Its shape is also, like a frightening flood, graceful like a dragon. It seems to be like a light cloud covering the moon, fluttering like the snow of the wind.... (8,000 words omitted here)"
The uncle gushed endlessly, and said all the words that could be thought of complimenting people, and did it in one go, without the slightest pause.
Nightlord's eyes were as wide as brass bells, and his face was adoring.
Awesome...
What is a master? This is the real master...
boasted and talked for a quarter of an hour, not only did he not blush and heartbeat, but he was still so serious.
It's like a natural thing.
With such a high and profound realm, without thousands of times of tempering and years of hard work, I am afraid it will be difficult to cultivate......
This cheek runs through the past and the present.
This calmness is rare in life.
This self-confidence is unparalleled in the world.
This braggadocio kung fu is the only one.
Open your mouth and close your mouth to a Lao Tzu, this is called Yushu Linfeng?
I don't know if the clothes haven't been washed for a few years, and the instrument is Xuanang?
Yejue suddenly felt that those families in Tianxuan City were simply cute and well-behaved children compared to the uncle in front of them.
"Boy, what kind of expression do you have, don't you believe Lao Tzu's words?"
Seeing Yejue's gaze staring at him like a ghost, the uncle's face suddenly turned and he said unhappily.
"Believe, how not to believe, I don't need you to say this, I can see it myself. ”
Yejue rolled his eyelids, and was almost disgusted by himself: "Yushu is in the wind, graceful, I also think you are such a person." ”
"Of course, don't look at who we are?" said the uncle lazily with a happy face.
"Boy, let me tell you, when Lao Tzu used to roam the rivers and lakes, you didn't know what kind of style it was. ”
"Lao Tzu is brave and brave, I don't know how many people regard him as a hero and a hero. ”
"I think back then, in the empire I was in, when the two armies fought, our side was defeated, and in the end, it was Lao Tzu who turned the tide and killed the enemy on his back, and he was terrified... I almost peed my pants..."
"Such a peerless style, I don't know how many peerless celebrities I was fascinated by at that time... There was once a threat that I would not marry?"
Nightlord's face shook again.