Chapter 136: Lord Mandrill
"You broke into my private mansion alone, burned my front cabinet, disturbed my bedroom, beat away my Dharma Protector Lingyuan, damaged my original body, and now you are here to disturb my tranquility, overturn my resting place, hurt my love for Confucianism, and take my life, and in the end you say where did I come from, the wild ghosts here, what is the reason?"
The man in white nested on the low couch over there and didn't look at the two boys above, but he just took the tea that the little peach god got out of nowhere, took a sip, and gave it to the big-eyed monkey behind him to taste. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Hearing his words, Shaoqing raised his eyebrows, "This is your home?"
The man in white asked rhetorically, "What else?"
Shaoqing glanced back at Jun Ze behind him, and then looked at the people below again, "Then you scared us just now?"
Hearing this, the man in white had an opinion, and glanced up at the little curly, "Where did this come from?"
Shaoqing felt more and more reasonable, "What are you doing lying in the coffin?"
The man in white looked at the overturned coffin over there, and chewed his mouth thoughtfully, "What coffin? That's the shrine where I sleep, is it wrong for Lao Tzu to sleep at home?"
Shaoqing drove Bai Kui in a circle on it, looking at the big-eyed monkey behind the man in white, looking like a person who had not evolved well, looking at it made people can't help but feel numb in the scalp, turning to the front, Shaoqing approached the face of the man in white, "Then who are you?"
The man in white looked at the little curly hair in front of him and frowned slightly, "Mandrill." β
"What is a mandrill?" Shaoqing asked again without hesitation.
The mandrill looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, "The mountain god here." β
"Wow!" As soon as he heard this identity, Shaoqing immediately shouted, drove Bai Kui back, hid behind Jun Ze and glared at this side, "How can the mountain god live in such a ghost place?"
Shanxiao sneered, "How is it a ghost place?"
Shaoqing glared, "This is Lingxiu Peak, what are you doing raising so many mountain insects, tigers and leopards, we were almost eaten by those two pythons before, aren't you intentional?"
Shan Xiao handed the cup in his hand to the little peach god on the side, "You broke into my mansion alone, and you had an accident but said that I was intentional and unreasonable?"
The mandrill turned his head to look at the head resting on his shoulder, and a smile finally appeared on his face, "There are outsiders, pay attention......
The big-eyed monkey didn't listen, and hugged him tightly, and the appearance of the two guys made the two children here can't help but get goosebumps falling down.
Looking at the two boys who had been staring at him, Shanxiao patted the dust on his body, and said seriously: "Look at what, I broke so many things and lost money." β
Hearing this, Shaoqing Junze was shocked, Shaoqing sat down on Bai Kui, and twisted his face up and down, "Do you know who we are, dare to ask us for money when you open your mouth?"
Shan Xiao snorted coldly, "I don't care who you are, the Jade Emperor has to give me a pound of silver when he comes, you two wild boys stole my mountain peaches, and smashed my underworld, no matter how you say it, you have to get eight or nine catties, right?"
"Your family's silver is given by catties, do you have any ideas?" Shaoqing immediately became angry.
Shan Xiao disagreed, "Lao Tzu's money here is about catties, why don't you drop it? Don't think about leaving if you don't give it, I'm missing two servants!"
"You're a slave, an old feudal!" Shaoqing scolded and turned around to beckon Jun Ze to leave, "What's wrong with the mountain god, the mountain god is amazing? You are doing evil here, there will be retribution in the future!"
As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the stone steps, he was blocked by a group of little peach gods below, wah-la-la screaming murderously, looking at their appearance Shaoqing was angry in his heart, and turned his head to look at the guy who was still slow and graceful, "Do you believe that I smashed your nest?"
The mandrill snorted, "Then you are really arrogant, do you have the ability to smash it for me?"
As soon as the words landed, a stone in Shaoqing's hand over there smashed on the stone wall behind his head, bounced down and rubbed against the big-eyed monkey on his back, the guy was reluctant at that time, "Ga" screamed, opened his limbs and rushed over here, the bounce power was really amazing, and he slapped Bai Kui who was in the air, if it wasn't for Shaoqing to turn around in time, he would have to beat that guy.
"You are a mountain god bullying our two children, do you still want to be shameless?" Shaoqing yelled at the guy over there while dodging the attack of the big-eyed monkey.
Shanxiao is still leisurely, "This is not called bullying, this is called a lesson, and I will teach you the principles of life for your father." β
Seeing that they could use force, the little peach gods who had been waiting for a long time were excited, and they remembered that the two little dolls were even more angry at their blasphemy before, and the swords rattled, and they rushed to the two children over there.
Seeing that they were attacked by the group again, Shaoqing and Jun Ze couldn't help but have a little headache, leaving aside the big-eyed monkey below to soar higher, and opened their hands to beat the triple flame and double cold current, the little peach gods did the same, and the whole body retracted into their treasure clothes, thinking that this time they would be foolproof, but they were unexpectedly hit into a ball by Shaoqing Junze's moves, and rolled to the bottom of the stone steps, but the big-eyed monkey dodged the attack, pounced out in a corner, and jumped straight to Hei Kui, and his two arms locked Jun Ze's neckγ
Twisting a face and making a grimace at Shaoqing over there, it was the expression of the little curly hair before, which was a big irony for him, and the little boy was amused by the big-eyed monkey for a while.
"Let him go, or believe it or not, I castrated you?" Seeing Jun Ze being kidnapped by that thing, Shaoqing was a little angry.
The big-eyed monkey didn't listen to him, and locked Jun Ze and turned over, and his body turned over, and Hei Kui couldn't catch it.
smashed to the ground, Jun Ze said "hmm" in his mouth, his body couldn't help shrinking into a ball, but the big-eyed monkey that was pestering him was unharmed, so that Shaoqing looked angry, pulled out the Kunyu sword behind his back and slashed over, "You miscellaneous beast dare to bully my little brother to find death, don't you?!"
A sword slashed in the middle, the big-eyed monkey was shaken and let go of his hand, turned around and jumped to the cliff over there to climb his hands and feet, grinning at the two children here, where was Jun Ze, who had suffered a loss, willing to let it go, and called Hei Kui to come over and chase after it, Shaoqing secretly glanced at the mandrill that was still leisurely over there, and at that moment a heat in his hand swung out of his abdomen, and a firework rushed over there.
With a wave of one hand, a magic barrier was separated from the present, blocking Shaoqing's glass fire outside, looking at Xiao'er stunned for a moment, Shanxiao snorted twice in his throat, "Boy, no one has told you that you have to admit your mistakes, and if you are a thief, you will not be able to eat and walk around in the end." β
Shaoqing smashed a stone over, "Just eat you two peaches, they will fight with us, if they don't chase us, can we come to this ghost place? If you don't come to this ghost place, you can meet you, a bad guy? How much can two broken peaches be worth, or are they gods, their hearts and eyes are like a needle's eye, and they are shameless!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a scream from the big-eyed monkey over there, turned his head to look over, and saw that Jun Ze and the thing had already rolled into a ball, and the kid was holding the neck of the big-eyed monkey, like a dog, pulling straight out, although the big-eyed monkey was not an ordinary big-eyed monkey, but it was also flesh and blood, and he immediately called out when he bit it like this, and pulled his body back desperately, and one paw grabbed the child's head.
Jun Ze was on fire in his heart, and he was even more angry when he was caught by it like this, so he took out one hand and pulled it down, without waiting for the big-eyed monkey to react, he grabbed its lower body, but when he heard that thing kill a pig, he screamed all the time, and he couldn't get up with his last breath, and turned his back.
Jun Ze kicked away the body of the big-eyed monkey, got up from the ground, turned his head to look at the two people here, spit out the monkey hair in his mouth, and raised a face at the mandrill and raised his eyebrows.
Seeing his beloved pet being knocked unconscious, Shanxiao couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, looked at Jun Ze over there and said quietly: "True Yin ......"