According to Ye Qing's understanding, all such people should be punished by heaven. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Why did the Jade Emperor have to catch Sun Monkey?

I fixed the old man's daughter, but you went to pick peaches, what do you mean?

Seven fairies, can't you look good without peaches?

Of the old man's seven daughters, which one is not white, plump and juicy, no better than a few broken peaches?

It's me, and I'm going to crush Sun Monkey under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, so that he can think about what is wrong?

Ye Qing firmly believes that all love that does not aim to be a hooligan is not a good love, and the ultimate purpose of love is to be a hooligan.

Therefore, Ye Qing's bow can only be described in one word - the most is the gentleness of the bow, just like the shyness of the water lotus.

However, just when he was only a few centimeters away from Yan'er's tempting lips, Ye Qing's whole body suddenly trembled, as if he was concentrated by thunder and lightning, and his whole body was numb.

Drip, drip, drip.

At the same time, a series of voices sounded in his head.

"System prompt: The host is suspected of being a rogue at the moment!"

"System prompt: It has been detected that the host has no name with this woman, please do not have an improper relationship with her!"

"System prompt: Without the permission of the book friend, the host can't casually fornicate with the woman!"

Ye Qing was stunned, and then almost jumped into a rage!

I'll fuck you off!

Do you care about this kind of thing?

Come, come, tell me what is an improper relationship between men and women?

I'm not in love with your uncle!

You lack the system, you are sick!

Also, why do you need the consent of book friends for this kind of thing?

You're too wide about the system, aren't you?

Could it be that in the future, as long as I have an affair with my sister, bah, it is intimacy, you can't manage it?

That Lao Tzu also built a fart crystal palace.

"System, I strongly condemn you for this improper behavior, I tell you, you are playing hooligan. Ye Qing said indignantly.

However, the system has no intention of responding at all.

Ye Qing knew each other very well and knew that it was useless to protest with the general system of this cold president with facial paralysis, so he asked instead: "I know that you are very good, but you tell me, why are book friends so good this time, I want to make love with my sister, why do I have to go through their permission?"

This time, the system responded: "Marriage events, pay attention to the orders of your parents and the words of matchmakers, if you want to be intimate with other women, you naturally have to get the consent of your parents first, and book friends are your food and clothing parents, therefore, this kind of thing naturally has to be approved by your book friends and parents!"

Book friends, parents!!

Ye Qing: "......"

Hearing the system's explanation, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

This reason is simply ...... It's so good!

But really according to your statement, if the book friends don't agree, I, Ye Qing, will not be a single for the rest of my life?

Moreover, the book friend released three tasks, all of which were completed by him opportunistically exploiting loopholes, it can be said that he was hated by the book friend so much, Ye Qing knew with his ass that let the book friends hold such power, it is estimated that he will still be an old virgin until he dies!

System: "So, friendly reminder to the host, it is best to be active, serious, hard-working, and wholeheartedly to complete the tasks issued by your book friends, parents, otherwise, the night will be long, and the host will only be accompanied by five mothers!"

Five, your uncle!

These two lack of systems, I really miss you!

The tip of his nose came from the warm fragrance of Su Yan'er's nephrite, Ye Qing looked down at this beauty that Ren Jun picked, is it possible, the pants are all off, TMD, do you want to wear it?

Ye Qing's mind flashed suddenly, and he said, "System, what you are talking about is an improper relationship between men and women, what if it is legitimate?"

He doesn't need to speak to the system, as long as this sentence flashes in his head, the system can automatically sense it, and it is impossible for others to hear it.

Hearing his words, the system immediately responded: "This is naturally okay, as long as it is a proper relationship between men and women, even your book friend and parents can't care! But, first of all, you have to have a girlfriend! However, you don't have a girlfriend! Moreover, you don't have a daughter-in-law! A maid doesn't count, only if you have a lifelong relationship or a family affair set for you by your parents and elders, so, to sum up, you still don't have a girlfriend!"

Ahh!!!h

What about Lao Tzu's forty-meter broadsword?

TMD, don't stop me, Lao Tzu must kill this dogcoin system today!

The corners of Ye Qing's mouth twitched fiercely, he had never wanted to hit someone like this moment!

"No, I have a girlfriend, no, it's my fiancée!" Ye Qing suddenly remembered and said to the system: "Yin Qingyin, the eldest lady of the Jiangzuoyin family, is my fiancée!"

System: "You do have a fiancée, but according to the script, your fiancée should come to slap you in the face and get married, and this time, soon, maybe tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, so, if you count it like this, you still don't have a girlfriend!"

I...... Bear with it!

System, don't be arrogant, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth, you wait!

Su Yan'er's fingers tightly grasped the corners of her clothes, her eyes were closed, her heart was beating vigorously, as if she was about to jump out of her chest, her long eyelashes trembled, and her shyness made her beautiful face that could be broken by blowing a bullet show a hint of beauty, but after half a day, she did not wait for that shameful thing.

She opened her eyes slightly and looked at Ye Qing, but immediately closed them again, as if she was a thief, lest she be discovered.

Although it was only for a moment, she could also see it clearly, Ye Qing hugged her and lowered her head, the eyes of the two were only a few fingers away, and even the other party's breath could feel the warm breath.

Ye Qing naturally saw this scene, which made him scold the system even more, a good girl is in front of her, but because of this lack of system, she can't kiss it.

However, if he gives up like this, what will the girl think of him?

They all pressed people against the wall, only a few centimeters away from them, and the girls closed their eyes, but at this time, you didn't kiss them!!

Get up and let go of the girl!

If this is the first time for other girls!

And there is not yet a reasonable explanation!

Well, there is definitely only one ending:

Deal -10,000 critical damage to girls!

Leave a psychological shadow for a lifetime!

The girl left sadly!

Probably the only good thing is that the girl will remember you for a lifetime!

The cliff won't forget you as a person!

If Ye Qing really got up like this at this time, although he believed that with the relationship of growing up with Su Yan'er's childhood sweetheart, with her gentle character, and her obedience to himself, he might not leave, but it was precisely because of this that he would definitely cause a lot of damage to Yan'er's heart.

So, what to do?

Yan'er seemed to have a premonition at this time, opened her beautiful eyes, looked at Ye Qing, bit her lip tightly, a trace of paleness suddenly appeared on her originally blushing and delicate beautiful face, and a thick loss flashed in her eyes, as if she understood something, and the corners of her mouth rose a touch of self-deprecation.

It seems that he is self-inflicted!

I'm really thinking too much!

I know that I am not worthy of Brother Qing!

Why do you keep being delusional?

Brother Qing must think that he is a casual girl.

But I really want to be with my brother!

Why is it so hard to ask for such a simple request!

Is it because the smoke is too ugly?

That's why my brother dislikes me.

Yes, it should be like this, other young ladies say that men like beautiful girls, and for ugly girls, men don't even want to look at them, let alone kiss them.

I guess I'm an ugly girl.

Before, my brother must have endured to keep himself from being disgusting, but in the end, it was only a few fingers away from me, and it was because I was too ugly to bear it, so I didn't want to kiss me anymore.

A woman's mind was like a needle under the sea, but in a short moment, countless chaotic thoughts flashed in Su Yan'er's heart.

At this time, whether it is a girl or a woman, the IQ is negative, and even if you are very confident in yourself at ordinary times, you will think that you are too ugly.

Looking at the change in Su Yan'er's expression, although Ye Qing didn't know what she was thinking, she knew that if there was no reasonable explanation, it was estimated that Yan'er would really think too much.

However, how does he explain the matter of the system?

Did you tell Su Yan'er directly?

This is something that can only be known to him forever.

A few seconds passed, Su Yan'er's expression became more and more pale, Ye Qing still didn't think of a good reason, but in the end, he saw Su Yan'er suddenly smile gently, and all the loss was put away, as if this had never happened at all, he was about to break free from Ye Qing's embrace.

She would rather wronged herself and treat it as if it was okay than make it difficult for her brother.

However, she still struggled to break free of Ye Qing's embrace......

Ye Qing really had the urge to kill this dog's system at this time, what is this called.

However, at this moment, something suddenly flashed in his mind.

Without the slightest hesitation, he pressed Su Yan'er against the wall again, bowed his head and said, "Yan'er, you are still too young!"

Feeling Ye Qing's changes, a trace of joy suddenly rose on Su Yan'er's face, but when she heard this, it was as if she had been knocked into the abyss all of a sudden.

With such a reason and such a tone, it turns out that my brother has always treated her as a sister.

Probably, in his eyes, he is still a little girl who has not grown up.

Such a reason is better than nothing.

Such a reason made her even more disappointed.

However, at this moment, a soft voice suddenly sounded in his ears again: "So, Yan'er can't get pregnant now!"

What?

Pregnant?

Su Yan'er was stunned for a moment!

Why did my brother suddenly talk about pregnancy?

Could it be that kissing will you still get pregnant?

She looked at Ye Qing in a daze, with a look of doubt on her face.

But seeing Ye Qing smile at her, she said, "Yan'er doesn't know? If your brother kisses you and you eat your brother's saliva, you will get pregnant! You are still too young, for the sake of your body, you can't do it now, understand?"

Suddenly, Su Yan'er's pure and beautiful face seemed to be a shy peony blooming, ruddy and delicate, as beautiful as a fairy, which made Ye Qing look slightly stunned.

A bright smile rose on the corner of Su Yan'er's mouth.

So it was, so it was, so it was......

My brother likes me too, hahaha, my brother likes me too......

It turns out that I'm not ugly, not ugly......

My brother is afraid that it will not be good for my health, I understand...... I see......

It turns out that my brother said that I was still young for this reason!

Indeed, it seems that those aunts will have to be years older than me before they have children.

It turns out that if you eat saliva, you will get pregnant, it's amazing!

Why are you so stupid, you don't even know this.

My brother is so powerful, he even knows this.

It turns out that this is how the child came, and I don't know what my brother's saliva tastes like, oops, it's so embarrassing!

Dead Nizi, I'm really not ashamed!

Su Yan'er felt that at this moment, her heart was beating, like a lively rabbit wanting to jump out of her chest.

This is the second sentence that I have engraved in my heart since I met my brother in the past ten years.

Su Yan'er smiled like a flower, and even the surrounding world seemed to lose color in an instant.

Suddenly, a firm thought rose in her mind: "In a few years, when Yan'er grows up, Yan'er must eat her brother's saliva!"

Ye Qing looked at Su Yan'er, who couldn't hide her excitement, and smiled happily as well.

It's still an innocent and cute pure little girl!

Such a good girl, why should you keep it for yourself!

Whoever dares to rob him in the future will first ask him if he agrees to the big knife!

ps: Sorry, it's late, this chapter is 3600 words, which is a little compensation for yesterday's leave!