Chapter Twenty-Five: The Old Man Ran Away

"Ahem, ahem!" The old man looked at Yi Tian silently before realizing that he was a little out of shape.

The old man jumped and turned, scratching his ears and cheeks, and his old face turned red.

"A certain monkey's ass is red!" Yi Tian laughed as he lay on his chair.

Listening to Yi Tian's ridicule and ridicule, his face turned even redder, like red-hot molten iron, hot: "Stinky boy, what do you know, this is frozen, oops, this ghost weather is too cold!"

"Yo Yo, why didn't I feel it?" Yi Tian pouted.

"Fuck me! Stinky boy! Teasing Lao Tzu, see the teacher teach you a few tricks!" The old man blushed and had a thick neck, and he couldn't hang it anymore, so he threw his fists and punched his fists and rushed over.

Yi Tian was so frightened that he wanted to escape, and the sharp pain in his abdomen dispelled this thought, people are swordsmen, and I am fish and meat, so I can only enjoy the pain silently.

"Master, I was wrong, how dare I say that you are an old man!" Yi Tian said with good words.

"What's wrong?" the old man smiled wickedly.

Yi Tian suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

"You shouldn't be said to be a monkey. ”

"What else?"

"It shouldn't be said that your old face is redder than a monkey's ass. ”

"What else?"

“...... Without. ”

"No, isn't it?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Just admit it!"

"Huhu~"

"Then it's my turn, if I say I'll teach you a few tricks, I'll teach you a few tricks!"

"Oh hey, fuck old man, fuck ......"

"I'll let you scold...... The first trick is to respect the old and love the young!"

"The second trick is not respectful!"

"Yo Yo Yo, it hurts me to death!"

"The third move is a big rebellion!"

......

"Stinky boy, see if you dare to use me!" The old man sat on Yi Tian's buttocks, his hands supported back, and he pressed Yi Tian to death.

"Don't dare, master!" Yi Tian waved his limbs in pain, like a turtle carrying an old man.

"Master, what is your old man's magic skills, so good!" Yi Tian gasped, and asked angrily with a blue nose and swollen face.

The old man talked for a long time, but he didn't tell him what the name of the exercise was? It really made him curious, could this magical exercise not have a name.

"No, this is the exercise, the Nine Turns of the Heavenly Technique! Take it to see ...... yourself" The old man said casually, pulled out a dirty, greasy kraft book from his arms, and threw it to Yi Tian.

Yi Tiangang wanted to reach out to catch it, but he didn't expect that he was facing away from it, and he couldn't raise it, so he just waited for the kraft book to land freely, and finally chose the back of Yi Tian's head as the landing point, and smashed Yi Tian's crying father and mother!

"Oops!"

"Oh no!," the old man shouted hurriedly.

"What's wrong, master!" Yi Tian asked puzzled.

"The enemy is here, it may be that a few days ago I blocked a thunder of disobedience for a guy and was discovered!" the old man hurriedly picked Yi Tian up and said solemnly.

If you let the old man know that the thunder punishment he blocked at the beginning was from the person in front of him, I don't know how to feel, because Yi Tian spoke wildly and disobeyed the way of heaven, he would be punished by the way of heaven, but unexpectedly, he happened to be incarnated by the old man, so Yi Tian can live until now.

"What should I do then? I'll take these two guys to take a break for a while, and you continue to look for clues to that set of exercises. ”

"Ah, you haven't taught me to cultivate!" Yi Tian had a headache, he finally escaped death, apprenticed to the master, the master has it, but the art has not been learned, the master has run away, what is this called?

"It's okay, the master believes you, you have put away this book. The old man nodded heavily.

"......" Yi Tian smiled bitterly with a dark face: "Your old man believes in me too much, or I will go with you!"

"You're not looking for a life-sustaining exercise?" the old man glared at Yi Tian.

"Okay, when are you leaving?" Yi Tian compromised.

"Right now!"

"What?"

"Ah...... Dead old man......"

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