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Early one morning, there was a knock on the door of the Inspector.

It is a detached landscape villa facing a beach called Red Maple Cliff on its side, facing the strait on its right side, and a maple forest in the distance on the left. Hu Xiang'er is curling out the maple leaves with her big fluffy tail, although the appearance of spreading is beautiful, but when the maple leaves are rotten, the smell will make her crazy.

The person who came in was wearing the pitch-black uniform of a special policeman, and when he saw Hu Xiang'er obviously showing a trace of timidity, he nodded at Hu Xiang'er in fear, and without waiting for Hu Xiang'er to ask, he put a stack of materials on the stone table in the courtyard, and bowed down to wait for Hu Xiang'er's orders.

"Is it the information of those people in the Buddhist Sect?"

"Yes, Lord Hu. ”

"You can go. ”

Hu Xiang'er scanned the information into the computer, and sent it to Agu with a little finger, and the Mei Police Inspector had instructed that no one was allowed to interfere in the entanglement of Agu and the 'revenge' of Buddhism this time, but in terms of information, the East China Police Department would prepare and improve Agu.

The mobile phone rang, Agu took it out and looked at it, he shook his head, and in that magnificent solemn temple that did not receive pilgrims, the old monk also got all the information of Agu and his group. He respectfully held the information in the palm of his hand, waiting for the two great monks in front of him to read it.

"The old man thinks we're well prepared. Master Heartless whispered.

"I didn't expect that there were two monks named Agu as his subordinates, no wonder the Special Police Department would agree to our appointment, Western Bliss sent our senior brother over, and the original plan was to crush that kid. They sent us 30 top Vajra, which I thought was overkill. ”

"Not anymore, the two monks are fighting us, and although we can win completely, it will not be so easy. ”

"What's not easy, we are Su Huizi, although we are not twins, but..."Unintentional Master clapped his hands and laughed, "Senior brother don't worry, there are more than a dozen Su Huizi in the 30 King Kongs, plus our senior brothers, Aguna kid can't make any waves." ”

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Compared to the magnificent temple, Agu's room is a bit shabby. Meng Yan used spells to expand the space, and it could also accommodate more than 100 'people', including the monsters that followed. Bai Angzhi frowned and looked at the information on the computer, and said in a low voice: "Two monks at the level of washing tendons and cutting the marrow, 30 martial artists with more than 950 years of skill, two monks and 17 martial artists King Kong or Su Huizi, much stronger than people of the same level... Agu, it's not fun this time..."

"Too little, too little..."Agu kept muttering.

"I said we can't beat it, find some charters!" Bai Angzhi roared loudly in his ear.

Agu finally came back to his senses, his eyes were white and his face was full of anger, and he was still muttering in his mouth: "Two monk-level evil souls, seventeen martial artist-level evil souls, if the average is the same as those two bald donkeys... Nineteen times fifteen thousand.... Oh my God, 285,000 merit points!"

He couldn't help but exclaim, he originally thought that there were few Su Huizi sent by the Buddhism, and this calculation almost frightened his head. "Too little, too little!" he laughed.

Bai Angzhi's white eyes were almost connected, and now you can't beat them, and there are still few people who suspect people? He glanced at everyone in the room: He and Emperor Meow are also monks, although it is possible that they can't be beaten, it's no problem to hold on, but the 30 King Kongs with more than 950 years of skill, especially the seventeen Buddhist Sect Su Huizi, what do they have to resist?

Meng Yan and Lin Zixia can be one-on-two, at most one can fight 3 more, Liu Ru can barely fight one, but the other Buddhist Sect Su Huizi and King Kong warriors, these have the benefits of Agu, and swear that the monsters attached to them can be relied on? They will definitely be able to fight with the wind, but the current strength comparison is completely reversed!

"Think of a way!" Bai Angzhi was about to go crazy.

"You're really carved out of a mold with the Charm Inspector. Agu said casually.

"What?"

"The Inspector was as anxious as you at that time, and he had to ask the Quartet Patrol to come forward and refuse this confrontation, and I asked her to tell the above and ask them to agree. ”

"Why? We obviously can't beat it!"

"Why can't you beat it?" Agu touched his chin with a smile, "Buddhism is really calculating, I heard that I have been very famous in the eyes of monsters in the country recently, if I don't agree, I will become fearful, cowardly, and my reputation will be brushed to the end, and if I agree, I will 'crush' us... It's interesting to look at the charter that they have made. ”

"What charter did they make?"

"In addition to being a bitch and setting up a torii, what other rules can they make?" Agu looked at the things on the information, his eyes narrowed into a straight line.

Perhaps in order to make his reputation for cowardice of 'not daring to fight' even more unpleasant, Buddhism did not shout and shout to kill as soon as it came up, as the Eastern Front Inspector said, they set a very kind beginning and a more 'kind' ending.

First of all, they rejected the idea of an immediate death fight, and demanded that they fight with Agu with the fame of all the cities in East China. They say that the rumor that Agu has uncovered the evils of Buddhism's greed and selfishness, so simply lift the veil and let the world know the existence of warriors and monsters, and see whether people identify with the special police on Agu's side or the Western Bliss with compassion.

This is limited to three months, and if one side is unwilling to fail, then it can be resolved by force. When the time comes, life and death have their own destiny, if Agu wins, the Western Buddhism can no longer find trouble for him, and the Buddhism where he is will have to retreat, on the contrary, if the Buddhism wins, the Buddhism will be compassionate and magnanimous, and naturally will not make more calculations.

"Despicable!" Bai Angzhi gritted his teeth.

"It's really like that, shameless enough. Lin Zixia said with a smile.

Meng Yan, Mo Xiaopang, Liu Ru and the ghost doctor all saw the Tao inside clearly, and they exploded like they didn't want money. Bai Xiaomeng, who has eaten Agu's elixir, is also a big monster with more than 400 years of skill, but it looks at this and then that, and finally stuffs its head on the monitor, still full of confusion.

"What's going on, the rules of Buddhism are very loose. You see, if we solve the problem peacefully, we won't run out of food if we fail, and even if we lose the fight in the future, Buddhism won't look for trouble again. ”

Meng Yan slapped it out of the window, this guy was so stupid that he couldn't help it.

The so-called peaceful settlement at the beginning is clearly that Buddhism sees that the people of the world are becoming more and more disrespectful to the gods, but more fearful of the law enforcement system. They want to peel off the outer skin of the monsters that exist, so that people can once again know how to fear and fear, so that they can strengthen their faith. Although the purpose is different, letting the monster fish and humans live together in harmony is also something that the Special Police Department and Agu are willing to promote, so they push the boat with the flow.

But the second article of the force solution, obviously a bitch to set up a memorial arch.

Agu didn't think that he would lose to Buddhism at the beginning, so what happened after that was obvious was that Buddhism was not convinced, and deathmatch was an indispensable part. If this kind of thing happens, the Buddhism will not be a Buddhism, and it can be renamed 'Fufuzimen'.

If their side wins, even if the monks and King Kong of Buddhism die-most of the people they sent are Su Huizi, who will go around for a reincarnation at most, and they will remember the events of this life in the next life, except that it will take 20 years to recover their strength, they will not pay anything.

The so-called 20 years later, he is still a good man, but it is quite suitable for these evil souls in the mouth of the Heavenly Dao....

"And you still promise?"

"Why don't you say yes, 19 evil souls. Agu gritted his mouth full of little white teeth, "The battle for fame that started must be won, so that they can come to Tianhai City to find trouble, and come to Tianhai City... Hehe, can they have their souls left to go back?"

Bai Angzhi's eyes widened, did Agu want to leave all those bald donkeys behind? Do they have such strength? Tianhai City has six reincarnations, this kind of thing has long been considered by him, but he really doesn't have the confidence to win against such a strong group, nineteen Su Huizi, each of them is profound, Agu is so sure?

Boom!

A pitch-black SWAT uniform was thrown on the table, making a clattering sound of iron falling down, Bai Angzhi saw Agu take out a pile of fire spirit stones, and found a dozen monsters suitable for striking iron: octopus, elephants, black bears, the ones with many tentacles or great strength. His eyes lit up suddenly, and he rushed madly towards Agu.

A landslide and tsunami earthquake suddenly broke off in the entire East China region, and everyone stared blankly at the news on TV - every county-level, city-level, and even provincial-level TV station was broadcasting a message:

"Hello citizens, please remember that this time is not a joke, repeat, this time is not a joke. The host in a suit and leather shoes was covered with sweat, and he didn't have the calm demeanor he used to have, and he trembled at the script: "Monsters have always existed among us, maybe your pet cat and pet dog are also a monster." Our country's special police department is responsible for protecting yokai and protecting citizens from undesirable yokai. The Special Police Department hereby appeals to the general public to take a correct view of monster-like creatures, they are also members of the people of the motherland. ”

At this time, all the small newspapers and small gossip weeklies that collected money published the news that Buddhism was compassionate, helped the world, and saved sentient beings from the hands of monsters. Seeing the news spread more and more, the Buddha Gate laughed so much that they couldn't close their teeth - this is also one of their calculations, they have to fight against the special police department, or even replace it!

Of course, in order not to offend the monster group, they also compiled a lot of stories about the love of demons, the Buddha's fulfillment of the ladyboy's love, and the Buddha's help of the kind monsters, which made Buddhism praised by people at the same time, but also increased people's tolerance for monsters.

"It's good, it's a rare team-up anyway. Agu fiddled with the coin on his finger, and the coin turned into golden gold and back again. This is a small spell given to him by Meng Yan, it is just a trick, and it also makes him have a lot of fun.

He kept changing the channel, and after making sure that every TV station was broadcasting things that made people more accepting of the existence of yokai, he laughed triumphantly.