Chapter 81: I Can Give Birth to a Monkey
Her husband listened to her words, and reluctantly took out two yuan from his pocket and threw them into the bowl of the woodland.
"Thank you, thank you both, and may the Buddha bless you with peace and health. ”
The woodland took a lot of effort to come up with a few more words of blessing and said it in a different way.
When Lin Tian saw the husband and wife, he also secretly looked forward to it, another fish was hooked, maybe it was a big fish.
"Let's go, husband, look at your stingy appearance, shame!"
The woman said, seeing that her husband was frowning, and covered her wallet with her hand, she pulled her husband away.
Xiao Feng didn't fall behind, when the woman said to give money, the spell was already ready, and as soon as the couple left, they released the spell, sucked a trace of the miasma off the woman's body, withdrew the spell, and waited...
"Wait, husband, I noticed something was wrong. ”
The woman stopped her husband, then stood still, and felt her body carefully, and seemed to be a little lighter, but the feeling was suddenly gone.
"What's the matter, wife, what's wrong, is it that the squid has eaten bad stomach, if so, I went to smash his stall and dared to sell expired squid. ”
As soon as my husband heard that something was wrong, he immediately found the reason, but I didn't expect that the guy who sold squid was so black-hearted and dared to take out the problematic squid to sell, and I was in a hurry, I not only smashed your stall, but also got you into the police station, so that you, a black-hearted dealer, would go to the cell to repent.
"No, husband, squid is fine, just now I felt as if some shackles had been opened from me, it felt so strange, is it true that doing good deeds is really rewarding, why did they do too little before, so I didn't feel it?"
"Did you say?"
The woman expressed her doubts, and then asked her husband, as she said, she had not done a few good things before, but she had just done one, and she felt something, is this a blessing in the dark?
"Wife, do you believe the nonsense of those beggars, if there is really retribution, those who do bad things will be extinct long ago. ”
My husband couldn't help but slander, if he did good deeds, he would really be rewarded, and so quickly, there were good people everywhere in the sky.
He himself doesn't believe it, if his wife insists, he won't object, it doesn't matter if he has it or not, as long as his wife is happy.
"Is it nonsense, you'll know in a while, you go and give those beggars a few more dollars, and then there will be results. ”
The woman urged her husband to pay again, what is this little money, even if there is no good fortune, it doesn't matter, live like this, do a good deed, and she will be much happier.
The husband took out two more yuan from his wallet and was about to throw it into Lin Tian's bowl, but was stopped by his wife.
"Slow, why are you so stingy, two dollars is nothing, take ten yuan, be generous. ”
My husband pouted, and said in his heart, you are generous, I earn all the money, of course you are generous, it doesn't hurt to send money, but my heart hurts, I have nothing to say when I spend it on you, just give it away, you are beating my kidneys.
The heart said that he was unwilling, but he didn't obey the movement of his hand, so he still took out a ten-yuan one and threw it into Lin Tian's bowl.
Now my wife is satisfied, so in order to make the feeling more obvious, so I will give more.
"Thank you, thank you two kind people. ”
Lin Tian hurriedly thanked him, and it was another ten yuan into the bowl, everyone was so generous, so it would be even better.
After the money was delivered, the woman waited patiently, expecting a miracle to happen.
Xiao Feng was just silently casting a spell to suck away part of the miasma from the woman's body again, and he didn't do it too obviously, but if he wanted to get pregnant, he would work harder, and it would not be a problem.
Bless the two of them with early birth monkeys!
After a few moments, the woman's voice of surprise rang out.
"Ah, husband, I feel it, it seems that there is really a blessing, I feel that something in my body is restraining me from leaving me, I feel that I can have a baby, what a strange feeling, husband, you have to come on tonight, I want to do all the moves twice, if I can't conceive one night, just two nights, if two nights don't work, three nights, we will definitely have a child." ”
The woman said happily, regardless of whether anyone was listening or not, and then put her arms around her husband and kissed him fiercely on the cheek, and then she was still unsatisfied.
"Husband, hurry, go and reward ten yuan, no, twenty yuan,,, twenty yuan is not enough, fifty yuan is good,,, why are you still stunned, go quickly." ”
The wife pushed her husband and asked him to send the money.
My husband hasn't come back to his senses about what she just said, what moves, what one time or two, what two nights and three nights, is what you said true, you want to have a child with me, is the good fortune really so fast?
was kissed just now, and the grease stains on his wife's mouth were all stained on his face.
Although I was puzzled, although I was puzzled, I was still urged by my wife to send money, 50 yuan, although it is a bit much, but I can get my wife for three nights, it is worth it.
The man happily rewarded Xiao Feng with 50 yuan, and saw that Lin Tian and the two of them secretly exclaimed, okay, there is so much money in the bowl again, the boss is the boss, and ordinary people can't do it.
"Thanks to the generosity of the two benefactors, the Buddha will bless all good people. ”
Xiao Feng pretended to be a high monk, only one sentence of Amitabha Buddha was missing, and after speaking, he glanced at the 50 yuan bill in the bowl, which means you know.
The other two brothers couldn't help but glance at the boss, their eyes full of adoration.
The woman sensed it again for a while, this time there was no feeling like before, and then she shook her head with some disappointment, could it be that the good fortune accumulated before had been used up, so she had to take her husband home with such a conjecture.
And although his husband was a little puzzled, why didn't he react to the money this time, his wife behaved very normally, and he had to think like this: just do a good deed, and the money sent out to buy his wife happy.
After the couple left, the two brothers of Lin Tian and Lindi immediately came to Xiao Feng, and the words of complimenting the boss were endless.
Boss, my admiration for you is like the turbulent river, endless, like a flood, out of control.
Well, Boss, the words that describe my adoration of you have been finished, and next time I will check the dictionary and learn a few more words.
"Uh-huh... The two of you are almost, pay attention to the impact, there are still many people around looking at us, if you don't want to be seen as a monkey, you have to stay steady, if you have anything to say, why don't you go home. ”
Xiao Feng was very satisfied with the words of the two brothers, the two of them had a good appetite, just for the image of the beggar gang, so in front of outsiders, he had to behave solemnly and give everyone a good impression, and in the future, he could get more people's support by starting a gang and building a faction.
After saying that, the two brothers sat back down and maintained the image of beggars.
This is the end of the matter, and there are still guests waiting for them to receive them.
Pedestrians passing by in a hurry, occasionally glancing at these begging beggars, have no time to pay attention to these inconsequential things in their busy day, and they have to run for their own lives.
Didi's car horn makes the city seem more lively, but also makes people feel more irritable, if these horns are missing, it will make people feel that this is not like the city, less the atmosphere of the city, it is really a contradictory coincidence.
"Recycling, old computer, old fridge, old TV, old washing machine, ......"
The shouting echoed in the corners of the streets...