A thousand years ago, it was said that humans were the cancer of the planet. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Because we are like cancer cells, infinitely proliferating, wanton destruction, and greedily plundering the earth's resources.

Today, a thousand years later, I would like to say that humanity is not a cancer of the earth, but of the whole universe!

Earthlings are stomach cancer, Nameks are brain cancer, and Arad people are lung cancer. In addition, there are "liver cancer", "lymphoma", "blood cancer", "skin cancer" and so on!

I was a member of the "stomach cancer", 1 in 30 billion! I graduated from the No. 2 Secondary Technical College of my home planet, and after all the hardships, I became a glorious circuit repairer on a supply ship!

At that time, I existed like any screw on a supply ship. With me, the supply ship can fly, and without me, when the supply ship flies, it can save a little bit of fuel.

I use the word "Zeng" because my identity has changed slightly. I...... Well, how do you say that?

I'm X crossed!

Just when I was about to end my single career and start my first date in my life, I crossed over to a god of decay! And the most infuriating thing is that the world of this god of decay is not under the control of Newton and Einstein!

It's a pity that I spent half a year to get the intermediate circuit repairer certificate, which is completely useless!

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He Wei, male, 14.5 years old (according to the calculation of the locals, it should be 15.5 years old), fatherless and motherless, raised by his mother's maid, cowardly and unenterprising. Because he was afraid of hardship, he was reluctant to practice martial arts and cultivate immortals.

He Wei began to read at the age of five, began to practice calligraphy at the age of ten, and has been studying for more than ten years until today...... Well, he can already do limericks!

Originally, why worry about being like this, living a lifetime in a nest, in fact, it is not a big deal, just be comfortable yourself? However, blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not alone.

A month ago, the maid and his wife took He Wei out on a wild trip, but they were unexpectedly attacked by monsters and both died. At the same time, He Wei himself was too frightened and hiccuped.

Ahem, it's the "original worry" burp fart, and the soul dissipates. And his body, for some reason, was given a nest by an intermediate circuit repairman from the "Stomach Cancer Star". Therefore, the current He Wei is no longer "the original He Wei", but the protagonist of this story, the traverser - Xing * He Wei!

According to the classification of popular online novels in the last century, He Wei should belong to the Crossing Class, the Otherworldly Crossing Eye, and the Soul Crossing Section!

Don't ask why you still have guns and ion armor on your body since it's a soul crossing. Because, even He Wei can't answer why this is!

In the past month, in addition to wanting to die, He Wei thought about the reason and process of his crossing the most. However, it's a pity that no matter how hard He worries try, he just can't remember!

After a month of hard thinking and meditation, He Wei's biggest gain is that he has basically determined that the deadline for the memory of his previous life is before the first date (the reason why the word deadline is used is because He Wei doesn't want to believe in his heart that he was an old, virgin, and male !! in his last life until he died). And the memory of this life undoubtedly began a month ago.

Between these two memories, there was clearly a gap period. In other words, the memory of the time travel is gone!

What happened in the meantime?

I don't know.

How long is this gap?

I don't know.

So what the hell do you know?

I...... It's called worry.

Last life?

Call...... Don't meow, I don't know!

This is a place where you can't use brainwaves to access the Internet, there are no intelligent robot maids, servants (high-fidelity yo), and you can't listen to Fei Fei's songs. What is the meaning of being alive?

Moreover, after a month's observation, He Wei has completely understood. The original "owner" of his body was a useless wreck. And, because of the sudden death of the maid couple, this "wreck" is in a very bad situation now!

In the month since the death of the maid and his wife, except for the orphan of the maid and the little maid, none of the rest of the people have given He Wei a good face. said that there is no prestige, it is all about putting gold on the face of He Wei!

In the past ten days, there have been a total of six elopements in the He family, and the last two have been blatant "group elopements". As of the early hours of this morning, there were only two men left in the He family, the half-dead young master He Wei, and the nearly seventy-year-old old housekeeper Uncle Zhang.

"Zhang Lao Er! If it weren't for the old man's mercy and picking you up from the street, you would have frozen to death at the city gate! Now that the young master is in a difficult time, you actually want to abandon him. How different is it from a beast that you do this?"

Hearing the angry voice of the jumping beads coming from the courtyard, He was startled, and said secretly: "Isn't it? This big steward has to be like an old radish that has dried in the wind, and someone can ask for it? No, I have to go out and have a look!"

"Hmph! That was more than ten years ago, and you only now said that I should repay my kindness? I, Zhang Lao Er, have worked hard and complained in the He family for more than ten years, do I have to pay them this old life?" Zhang Lao Er retorted without blushing and without a heartbeat.

For an ungrateful person, there is always a reason for his ungrateful behavior. In their own eyes, they always give "the most", and what others give them is only ulterior motives and insignificant charity. Hum!

"Okay! The life is yours, and our He family is not rare! However, you can't take the things in the bag! Those are the relics of the old man and the lady, and they belong to the young master!" said Jumping Bead with a tense face.

"Phew, why worry about that young master? If it weren't for my second brother Zhang who has been busy supporting their family for so many years, why would he be able to be a young master so safely? This is what I deserve, I have to take it!"

"If you dare to take it, I'll go to the official! For so many years, you have eaten inside and out, filled your own pockets, and coveted the He family's land and property with outsiders, one by one, don't think we don't know!" said Jumping Bead angrily.

"Do you ......dare to report to the official? You!

I know my own family affairs, if I really report to the official, and expose the little bit of about Zhang Lao Er, I have to sentence him to be a vicious slave and bully the master, and send him to the Demon Beast Forest to open a mine!

"See if I dare! I'll go and report to the official, so that your ungrateful thing won't die well!" After speaking, the jumping bead strode out, and there was a posture of not going to the government today.

Alas, is it a thirteen-year-old girl, or is she too young! Evil slaves bully their masters? If they are just a subordinate who is evil, how can they deceive their masters?

As soon as the jumping beads swung in this posture, not only Uncle Zhang was anxious, but even the only four rough envoys of the He family were also anxious! As soon as the jumping beads walked through the gate, they were held down by the two mothers-in-law with big shoulders and round waists.

There were two little maids left, one went to get a rope to tie the jumping beads, and the other held a stick with a thick bowl mouth, and kept gesturing on the jumping beads' heads.

The He family now has a total of six subordinates, except for the jumping beads, one is counted as one, and all of them are not clean! Now that they heard that the jumping beads were going to report to the official, how could they not be in a hurry?

Seeing that the former sisters suddenly raised the wooden stick to themselves, Jumping Beads was shocked and angry, and asked in a cold voice: "Two sisters, do you even want to betray the young master?"

Facing the angry gaze of Jumping Beads, the little girl who held the stick explained nervously: "I'm sorry Sister Jumping Beads, we don't want to go to the Demon Beast Forest to open mines. Please, please, don't ...... Ahh

Without waiting for the little maid to finish begging, Zhang Lao Er snatched the stick and hit it the head of the jumping bead. The bead snorted and fell limply to the ground, blood quickly soaking her hair and pooling on the bluestone slab.

"Ahh

"Shut up! Tell me to kill you again!" Zhang Lao Er said in a deep voice.

Facing Zhang Laoer, who was covered in blood and vicious, the two little maids were so frightened that they were like frightened quails, and they didn't dare to come out. The two mothers-in-law were fine, and after the initial shock, they quickly calmed down.

One ran to top the gate, while the other said with a gloomy face, "If you want to go, just go." Why kill her?"

"Shut up!

may have made some kind of determination silently, so when facing the hideous Zhang Lao Er, the two mothers-in-law seemed much calmer.

"So what now?"

"What else can I do? Killing one is killing, killing two is also killing!" Zhang Lao Er said with a sneer.

"Okay, you do it, let's go to the backyard and bury her!" said one of the mothers-in-law.

"Hmph! Want to play tricks with Lao Tzu? There is no door! This one I killed, the other one, it's your turn!" Zhang Lao Er said gloomily.

"Yes, you guys. He Wei glanced at the jumping beads that fell in a pool of blood, and greeted with a smile.

Perhaps because of the mismatch between body and soul, He Wei is not proficient in the local language for the time being, so his speech seems stiff and strange.

"No way! Either do it together, or split it up!" said the two mothers-in-law.

Everyone is old and good, and no one is stupid than anyone else. Jumping beads is a maid in the He family, and killing her is at most damaging other people's property. And the evil slave kills the master, that is a felony with a thousand cuts!

"Okay, you guys, do you see, me?" asked He Wei with a confused face.

"Okay, let her go!" Zhang Lao Er said, pointing to the little maid who was hugging together.

The little girl who was ordered by Zhang Lao Er was scared unconscious on the spot, and the other wanted to pretend to be unconscious, but was picked up by Zhang Lao Er, and dragged in front of He Wei in three or two clicks!

He Wei is such a big living person, how could Zhang Lao Er and the others not notice? They just didn't treat He Wei as a human being, and habitually ignored him.

"Young Master...... Come on...... Master...... Escape ......"

The eyes of the jumping beads in the pool of blood were slightly open, and he was angry like a gossamer, and he muttered hard to let He Wei run away!

"Damn! The little hoof is not dead yet! Not dead yet! Not dead yet!" Zhang Lao Er raised the stick in his hand and slashed it twice. The head of the jumping bead jumped comically like a leather ball, splashing more blood.

"Run...... Few...... Father...... Escape ......"

This was the last sentence that Jumping Bead said before losing consciousness, and the voice was very quiet, but He Wei heard it clearly.

If the sentence "Okay, you!" from the "melon-eating audience's position" expresses He Wei's dissatisfaction with the crossing, his disgust with this world, and his disagreement with his current identity.

So, He Wei wants to retract that sentence now.

For this little girl who has only known him for a month, but is loyal to him, why worry about saying: "you xx!"