Chapter 454: There is a need to pretend to be a mustache

That is, looking at Wu Di's hooligan appearance, even if the two Taoist boys were angry, they only pointed at him and couldn't say anything cruel.

They thought of the advice of the mountain god, do business, cough cough no, it is to worship incense must be kind to others, and must not cause trouble.

If it weren't for that, they would have gone up and beaten up this stinky boy who spoke wildly.

Although they are all true immortals, but the two Taoist children follow the mountain gods who enjoy the official positions of worship and heavenly court, they think that their strength is stronger than most of the powerless true immortals, and they are also people who have true immortal treasures, even if they are only very weak immortal treasures, they are also immortal treasures, and the immortals who pass by are all poor, do they dare to do it with themselves?

So one of the Taoist boys scolded: "Where did you come from, we won't tell you more, you choose this price yourself, we have never forced anyone, whether it is fragrant or not, you can do it yourself." ”

"That's it," the other Dao boy nodded, and said disdainfully, "If you really have the ability, you can fly over our Two Realms Mountain, what's the point of you arguing with us?"

Wu Di was completely speechless, and the complaints of these two people were seamless.

If you have the ability, you can fly over, fly over, go over.

It seems to make sense, but Wu Di estimates that he can't fly over, so he can only use another method to find the field.

So Wu Di asked, "Do you want three fairy crystals for this incense?"

"That was just now, and now it's going to be four, so I can't fall in love. ”

The Taoist boy turned his head arrogantly, put his hands behind his back, looked at the sky and said: "Don't mess up with me, Dao Ye, I'm in a bad mood today, if you want to blame it, blame this stinky boy who speaks wildly." ”

Feeling the angry eyes of the immortals around him, Wu Di felt angry and funny, he originally stood up for their benefit, but how could it be his fault in the end?

This is the sorrow of the powerless, and this is also the reason why the powerful have nothing to fear.

If he, Wu Di, is really a passerby, then he can really only consider himself unlucky.

"It's not impossible to put on incense, but I don't have any fairy crystals in my hands now, what can I do?"

Wu Di spread his hands and said that he was helpless.

"Damn, why are you so messing around? You don't have any money......

That Dao boy was about to be angry with Wu Di, this person is simply inexplicable, no money, no money, what are you doing here?

Wu Di's heart is actually secretly cool, this boy simply said the old horse's complaint, no money, no money to play with your paralysis?

"You don't have any money, what are you doing at the cross-border port?

Another Dao boy is about to pull out the magic weapon to fuck him, this person is simply here to smash the field, right?

At this time, Wu Di, who was about to achieve the goal of pretending to be forced, said very forcefully: "Who said that you can't come if you don't have money? Let me tell you, I don't need money to take the cross-border fairy boat, do you believe it?"

"I believe your sister, I also said that I am a first-class heavenly official of Heavenly Court, are you here to do something?"

"Neuropathy, you, you still don't need money in the fairy boat like this, if you really don't want money, I'm your son. ”

The other Taoist boy was so angry that he even cursed his father and son.

"Are you serious?"

Wu Di frowned and looked at him strangely.

"What really?"

"Well, you call Daddy first. ”

Wu Di showed the ring in his hand to the Dao boy who was about to run wild, it was time to pretend to be forced.

"I'll go to your uncle's ......"

The Taoist boy was about to go crazy on the spot, raised the stool under his feet and was about to throw it at Wu Di, but when he saw the ring in Wu Di's hand, he stopped the stool and slowly put it behind Wu Di's buttocks, and he said softly: "Sit at home, how is Ling Zun's health?"

Speaking of this, Wu Di was stunned, and then said strangely: "Okay, it's as good as your body." ”

This Taoist boy is really a mother's wisdom...... Yong Shuangquan, it was originally a big disrespectful word, but it was reversed one hundred and eighty degrees, so that he couldn't find any fault.

The jaws of the surrounding immortals are about to drop, what is the situation?

Is this acting?

"Dada, my lord...... I, I'm going to ask Lord Yagami, you wait!"

The other Dao Tong was completely panicked, and he didn't want to quickly turn around and run into the mountain temple, for fear that if he ran slowly, he would anger the adult in front of him.

The Taoist boy in front of Wu Di was also panicked, he hurriedly poured a cup of hot tea and handed it to Wu Di, and said with a smile: "My lord, you are really interested, you actually came to the Two Realms Mountain in person, it is really a loss of welcome, a loss of welcome." ”

If they are not mistaken, Wu Di is definitely the immortal pass that only heavenly officials above the fifth rank will have, and it is definitely the terrifying god they can't think of, if Wu Di showed his identity earlier, the two of them would not dare to speak to Wu Di like this.

You must know that even the mountain god can only barely be regarded as a sesame petty official who is not in the middle of the stream, they are just the Taoist children of the mountain god, and they are scared to death when they see Wu Di.

Wu Di smiled: "Do you remember what you just said?"

That Taoist boy is about to cry, do all the great gods like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers like this? Do you say that you, a great god, still come to deal with them, are you so shameless?

He opened his mouth and was about to shout "Dad" when Wu Di interrupted him, "Okay, I don't have a son like you." ”

Daotong: ???

Wu Di asked again: "Why do you dare to collect incense money, if other heavenly officials above the fifth grade come, do you dare to accept it?"

This is where Wu Di is puzzled, at the foot of this heavenly court, a small mountain god actually dares to collect incense money, it is incredible.

The Dao boy said with a bitter face: "My lord said that I laughed, how could that kind of adult come to such a small mountain temple to worship at a low price? Every time they fly directly over the two realms, the mountain god will not dare to stop them, generally speaking, such beings will not come here, and they don't even need to take the immortal boat......

As he spoke, Dao Tong looked at Wu Di strangely, wondering why this adult would be interested in coming to their mountain temple, Wu Di naturally knew why he looked at himself like this, and after thinking about it, he realized that he had missed a little.

Yes, the general heavenly officials above the fifth rank are at least the cultivation of the Golden Immortals, in fact, the kind of high-ranking officials that Wu Di saw are basically the supreme cultivation of the Da Luo Jin Immortals, how can the existence of that kind of cultivation still need to take a cross-border immortal boat, so it is even more impossible to come to this place, the behavior of the mountain temple sitting on the ground and raising the price is at most the little immortals, and it is impossible to offend those adults.

But this is not colorful, but it offended Wu Di, a freak.

At this time, the fat mountain god finally ran out in a hurry.

When he saw Wu Di, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted loudly: "It turns out that it is Lord Wu Di, the bravest in all worlds, and it is really rude for the little god to not know that the adult is coming." You two useless guys, how do you do things? You don't know when Lord Wu comes. ”

The first courage in all worlds.

This title shocked the immortals present, and they had all heard about the recent uproar of Wu Xianren, and heard that he volunteered to be a scattered immortal, which made many scattered immortals admire, could it be that this unattractive man was that Wu Di?

Feeling the power of faith gradually rising around him, Wu Di smiled slightly and asked: "Lord Mountain God is really magnificent, I passed by here and wanted to come to offer incense and pay homage to the honor of Lord Mountain God, but I actually have to pay three incense money of fairy crystals, I don't know if you personally accept this money Lord Mountain God? Then come and brush my identity card." ”

Wu Di stretched out his hand, narrowed his eyes, and there was a faint coercion in his tone.

The mountain god broke out in a cold sweat, although he was the cultivation of the golden immortal, but he couldn't see through the specific cultivation of the young immortal in front of him, he only felt that he was facing a high mountain, and he could only look up.

It is worthy of being the first brave in the ten thousand worlds, I heard that he is only five hundred years old, and he has such a thorough cultivation, which is simple.

Thinking of this, the mountain god immediately put his fierce gaze on the two Dao boys, and without saying much, he grabbed the ears of the two Dao boys and threw them in front of Wu Di in a flash.

"It turned out that you two stinky boys were in trouble, you are really a big dog, you dare to secretly collect some incense money for the teacher behind your back, ah, you are really raised for nothing. ”

Scolding and scolding, the mountain god slapped them to the ground and made them kneel in front of Wu Di.

"If you don't quickly confess your guilt to Lord Wu Di, let me ask you, do you know that you are wrong?"

Although the two Dao boys were very aggrieved, they didn't dare to betray their master, so they still had to carry this pot, otherwise they would be dead when Wu Di left.

"We know that we are wrong, Master Wu Di, we are obsessed with ghosts and blinded by lard, so we did such a rebellious thing behind the back of our master. We really knew we were wrong!"

As they talked, they kowtowed like pounded garlic, and their snot and tears were screaming.

Seeing this, the mountain god clasped his fists and said: "Lord Wu Di, I blame my disciples for having no way, which made them make a big mistake, and I hope that the adults will calm their anger, and we will definitely teach the two of them a good lesson, so that they know what is called moral shame." ”

Seeing such a wonderful play, in fact, Wu Di's anger has also disappeared, he knows that it is useless for him to dwell on it any longer, it doesn't matter whether this matter is instructed by the mountain god or not, all he wants is an attitude.

So Wu Di nodded and said, "For such stubborn people, they should be severely punished, and I would like to ask Lord Mountain God, what about the remaining immortals?"

The mountain god was stunned for a moment, and then said: "If you are willing to come to my mountain temple to put a pillar of incense, I will naturally welcome it, if you are unwilling, you immortal friends can leave on your own." ”

The implication was that they didn't have to pay that unjust money, so the immortals present thanked Wu Di gratefully, and then snorted coldly and left the mountain temple, making the mountain god's face very embarrassed.

"Well, so be it, I still have something to go to the port, farewell. ”

After such a thing, Wu Di was not in the mood to visit the mountain temple, and he glanced at the two Taoist boys coldly and planned to leave.

"My lord, please slow down, the journey is 18,000 miles, why don't you let the little god give you a ride? ”

The mountain god planned to give Wu Di a ride, but Wu Di thought about it for a while and agreed.

If he is 18,000 miles, it will take him a while to ascend the clouds, and if the mountain god has a way, he can save some mana.

So the mountain god recited the immortal formula, and the clods under their feet shook suddenly, and in an instant, Wu Di saw thousands of mountains and rivers rapidly retreating around him, and after a few breaths, they came to the outside of the Two Realms Mountain and saw the cross-border port.

"Thank you for the send-off, farewell!"

"Slow down, adults. ”

The mountain god wiped his sweat, looked at Wu Di's departing back, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's strange, what is Lord Wu Di doing in this backward world......? It's just unlucky. ”