Chapter 2: The Supreme Treasure of Cross-Eyed Fighting, It's Really Fun!
"The first task: follow the protagonist, let the protagonist understand his heart as soon as possible, and accept the Zixia Fairy. ”
"PS: Don't kill any character in the world! After the plot is over, let Sun Wukong and Zixia, who have recovered their true bodies, worship the host as their teacher, completely break away from the control of Buddhism, and escape the world!"
Chen Lei looked at the task that came to his mind, and couldn't help but have the intention of turning over the table on the spot! Sun Wukong, but the Buddhist protectors appointed by the Zhun Ti saint and the guide saint are still the mending stones left by the Nuwa sage after mending the sky, which is equivalent to the son of the Nuwa sage!
What's more, Buddhism's journey to the west is a big game of chess for Hongjun sages to make up for the barrenness of the West! This, this is the rhythm of directly facing the seven saints, right! This system is to play to death, right?
The table in Chen Lei's heart has been completely overturned by him! Is this ghost task really so easy to achieve? Sure enough, the task laid by the Great Dao is a huge pit!
Chen Lei had a bitter face and sat on the ground lonely. He was distressed, and he was in no mood to watch the plot of the next Spring Thirty Niang. Journey to the West, there are too many pits! He, how could the first world choose to talk about Journey to the West! This, the beginning is hell difficulty!
However, what he didn't know at all was that these restrictions were already the most favorable in the novice world. In the next world, those harsh restrictions made him unwanted. And these conditions are also the game between the Heavenly Dao and the Great Dao. He is just a pawn of the Great Dao. It's just that he doesn't realize it yet.
Just when Chen Lei was distressed, the plot of Journey to the West was still moving forward.
At the scene, the mute was twisting his body, showing everyone what he saw. Wu Mengda, the second master, immediately understood the meaning of the mute. It was a woman of graceful stature approaching their camp.
"Everyone, be careful! There's a woman coming in outside!"
"The second master, do you guess it will be an officer and soldier!?"
On the side, the blind man came to the front of the second master and reminded him carefully. Well, I really don't know why the guy with intact eyes is called Blind?
"No wonder people call you blind, don't you see the mute ass writhing around?"
"Writhing around, maybe hemorrhoids!"
The dumb looked at the second master unconvinced, and tried his best to refute.
"Even if he has hemorrhoids, he is just an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids!
The second master picked up a bone and slapped the blind man on the head fiercely, making a loud bang. Chen Lei, his eyes were also awakened by the voice, and he turned his head to look in the direction of the second master!
There, the blind man was holding his head, dodging the next knock of the second master. Around him, a hideous and smug laugh sounded from the bodies of many bandits. Chen Lei also put aside the task for the time being, and concentrated on the upcoming scene. Spring Thirty Niang, hehe, it's very interesting!
In the midst of everyone's crazy laughter, a woman dressed in black, holding a blooming peach blossom and tethering a donkey, snuggled up to the door frame, without the slightest look of fear.
This strange situation made everyone's laughter gradually stagnate. Blind, mute, and many bandits, holding swords, looked at the woman in black vigilantly. Chen Lei also playfully raised the mace beside him, and with a smile, stood behind the second master. The next screen is very interesting!
"What people!"
The second master slapped the table and yelled loudly.
"Can't you see that I'm a woman?"
The woman in black slowly rolled up her veil. As the words fell, a bewitching face slowly appeared in front of everyone. The woman in front of her did not have the roughness of walking next door for a long time, her delicate skin, slightly picky peach blossom eyes, and gentle tone all told her alluring national color. It's just that the slightly curled bangs on the forehead, clinging to the fair skin, make Chun Thirty Niang look a little tired.
"Huh, hehe, what are you doing here? hahahaha!"
The second master looked at Chun Thirty Niang in a daze, and the lustful nature of a man was vividly expressed in him. The many bandit perverts beside him, seeing that it was such a bewitching woman who had captivated the country, also let out a lewd laugh at the same time!
"The world is treacherous, the north wind is cold, a weak woman, want to find a shelter to rest, wash the dust on her body. ”
Chun Sanniang didn't care about everyone's laughter at all, and walked towards the interior of the cottage while sorting out her clothes. The delicate figure and charming posture make the eyes of many thieves even more confused. At the scene, only Chen Lei did not make the slightest move, just smiled and watched all this. He is familiar with the plot and knows that next, it is time for Chun Thirty Niang to reveal her identity and teach them a good lesson!
After the next threatening conversation, Chun Sanniang directly took off the clothes on her shoulders, revealing a gorgeous peach blossom tattoo! A pillar of copper coins, under her control, fell on the heads of many bandits! Even Chen Lei was no exception!
Everywhere the peach blossoms pass, not an inch of grass grows, the money falls to the ground, and the head is not guaranteed! The deterrent power of Chun Sanniang is a well-known existence in the entire Gobi! Many bandits are so frightened that they hurriedly protect the copper coins on their heads, and they flee without looking back! Only Chen Lei looked at Chun Sanniang thoughtfully, and seemed to have figured out something.
"Why don't you run? Aren't you afraid that I'll kill you!?"
Chun Thirty Niang looked at Chen Lei, who was expressionless in front of her, but a trace of doubt and apprehension flashed in her eyes. Chen Lei's expression was too calm. She feels a little wrong!
"Ha! I understand! Can't kill people doesn't mean there is no deterrent! Hehe, I know how to do this mission!"
Under the gaze of Chun Thirty Niang, Chen Lei clapped his palms and shouted happily. An angry look suddenly flashed in her eyes! No one had ever dared to ignore herself so much when she heard her reputation as a young thirty mother!
"Look for death!"
Chun Thirty Niang snorted angrily, pulled out a sword from his chest, and stabbed Chen Lei's eyebrows! Well, don't ask me how Chun Thirty Niang, who has nothing to lose, pulled out the sword from her chest. I'd also like to know if it's good.
Chen Lei looked at the sword that pierced his eyebrows, this is to directly kill himself! This world is really the law of the jungle!
"Hmph! A little spider who has cultivated to perfection is so ignorant of life and death! Your master still has to call me, master!"
Chen Lei snorted coldly, and slammed the sword to the ground with a slap! Chun Thirty Niang looked at the broken sword in her hand, and felt that her whole person was not good. This, this is her companion spiritual treasure!
"Who the hell are you, and what do you mean by Master?"
Chun Thirty Niang was scared and retreated. The blow just now, the huge momentum of heaven and earth, is not at all something that a newly enlightened spider spirit can resist! If it weren't for Chen Lei's words to say the ancestor, she would have turned back into her true body and fled!
"Your master is Pansi Daxian, I'm her master, who do you say I am!?"
Anyway, the task is to accept Zixia as a disciple, and now that the tiger skin is pulled, no one should have an opinion, right? Chen Lei unceremoniously raised the banner of the ancestor and scared the thirty mothers of the spring. On his body, he has the momentum of a unique saint, and he is also released separately to Chun Thirty Niang. As for those bandits, they have long since run away, and they can't see the situation here.
"Spring Thirty Niang to meet the ancestor, the ancestor Sheng'an!"
Feeling the terrifying momentum, Chun Sanniang was pressed down on the spot and knelt down and kowtowed. With such a terrifying momentum, you can kill yourself with one finger. Chun Sanniang thinks that Chen Lei has no need to deceive herself at all! This is her ancestor! A top-level power that is definitely not inferior to Rulai!
"Well, I know what you want to do, so you can do it. You are not allowed to divulge my business to anyone, you know?"
Chen Lei glanced at her coldly, conjured a pillar of copper coin out of thin air, put it on his head, and left in a panic. On the side, Chun Thirty Niang couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth, watching Chen Lei leave.
On the other side, the Supreme Treasure was lying on the collapse with his eyes closed. In front of him, the bandit who squatted on the ground and supported a pillar of copper coins on his head! Chen Lei had just arrived!
"This female devil has always been treasureless. Could it be that there will be a big deal here?"
Supreme Treasure sat up and stared wide-eyed! Chen Lei looked up, and in the eyes of Supreme Treasure's wide eyes, two swarthy eyes were gathered in the center very contrary to common sense! With the one-word eyebrows that grew together and the beard on his face, he was super happy!
"Poof!"
Chen Lei burst out laughing on the spot! The supreme treasure of cross-eyed fighting, so fun!