"I just want to be a salted fish that shouts 666, why do you want me to do such a big thing!"

At night, after experiencing the incident of the Supreme Treasure losing control of his legs and falling into a manure pit. Chen Lei took a big knife, and on a quiet night when the moon was black, he took the five poisons and ecstasy incense, and muttered to the place where Chun Thirty Niang lived on the second floor.

"Master, what are you doing here?"

Before Chen Lei could spit ecstasy smoke into the room, Chun Thirty Niang had already opened the door. In front of him, in addition to the charming Chun Thirty Niang, there was also a young woman in white, standing at the table nervously, looking at him respectfully.

"It's nothing, the Supreme Treasure asked me to stun you with the Five Poisons Ecstasy Smoke and kill you. ”

Chen Lei shrugged his shoulders, gestured to the two girls with the ecstasy smoke in his hand very embarrassed, and walked in slowly.

"Hehe, the ancestor laughed. Master Ancestor wants to kill me, why use this kind of indiscriminate means, you can kill me with one finger. ”

Chun Sanniang covered her mouth and snickered, turned over, and invited Chen Lei into the room. Chen Lei walked into the house and carefully looked at the legendary Bai Jingjing, dressed in a delicate white shirt, with a beautiful face, gentle temperament, and the charming Chun Thirty Niang, they are completely different women. Sure enough, only this kind of beauty and temperament can make the Supreme Treasure in the movie travel through time and space in order to save her regardless of her life and the threat of the Bull Demon King.

"You are the disciple of Pansi Great Immortal, Bai Jingjing, and the body is a white bone?"

Chen Lei put away his embarrassed smile, handed the big knife in his hand to Chun Sanniang, and looked at Bai Jingjing seriously.

"Apprentice Sun Bai Jingjing, I have seen my ancestor, my ancestor Sheng'an!"

Looking at Chen Lei, who was like a mortal, Bai Jingjing did not feel the slightest cultivation in Chen Lei. She couldn't help frowning, and turned her suspicious gaze to Chun Thirty Niang on the side.

"Humph!"

Seeing Bai Jingjing ignoring himself so much, Chen Lei suddenly pressed the saint's momentum towards Bai Jingjing. Suddenly, Bai Jingjing was crushed to the ground and couldn't move!

"Master, she is ........."

After all, they are sisters and sisters, and seeing that Bai Jingjing was about to be crushed and deformed, Chun Sanniang hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to say a few good words.

"You change your true body now, go out and scare these bandits! Remember, find a chance to heal the Supreme Treasure, I know how to deal with the matter here! Get out!"

Chen Lei waved his hand and directly rolled Chun Thirty Niang out of the room! Journey to the West, the strong are respected! In order to complete the task, in order to successfully match Zixia and the Supreme Treasure, Chen Lei's words are not allowed to be questioned by anyone!

In front of the door, Chun Sanniang glanced at Bai Jingjing sympathetically, closed the door, and turned into a spider to scary people in the cottage. Suddenly, the roar of "What a big spider!" and the chaotic sound of running were heard everywhere in the cottage. In the middle of the sound, Chen Lei retracted the momentum of the saint.

However, Bai Jingjing didn't dare to get up at all this time, but just cowered and put her whole body on the ground, looking at Chen Lei with a frightened face.

"Bai Jingjing, get up. ”

"The disciples don't dare. ”

Bai Jingjing was still sticking to the ground, not daring to raise her head.

"Get up, I have a task for you. ”

At this time, Bai Jingjing got up and bowed her head and stepped aside.

Chen Lei picked up the teacup on the table, and Bai Jingjing hurriedly stepped forward to lift the teapot and pour it. Chen Lei drank tea slowly, but in his heart, he was thinking about how to make the Supreme Treasure fall in love with Bai Jingjing, so that he wanted to travel through time and space and save her.

Thinking of the Bodhi Patriarch in the disguise of the Zhun Ti Sage, Chen Lei's head grew up.

Half a ring, Chen Lei spoke.

"Bai Jingjing, the supreme treasure is Sun Wukong. ”

"What?Monkey King is here!?"

Before Chen Lei finished speaking, Bai Jingjing was shocked and looked at Chen Lei angrily.

"Presumptuous!"

Chen Lei slammed the teacup on the table fiercely! The loud sound reminded Bai Jingjing of what happened just now. Immediately stood aside obediently, not daring to speak.

"Hmph! Sun Wukong is the protector of Buddhism appointed by the Zhun Ti sage, and he is destined to suffer from love and suffer a lonely life. Today, I fight with the saint and vow to take Sun Wukong under my disciple and become my eldest disciple. Bai Jingjing, as my apprentice, as long as you listen to my arrangement, I will definitely give you a happy home. ”

Well, at the end of the Journey to the West, Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang were both reincarnated as Mrs. Zhuangyuan. Chen Lei did not hesitate to promise a blank check, anyway, the task was completed, and he would leave this world. Bai Jingjing, a monster made of white bones, is the same as Chun Thirty Niang, I don't know how many people I killed! Although it looks very tragic in the movie, when they fight with the Bull Demon King, they don't notice the safety of the cottage people at all, Chen Lei actually doesn't have much sympathy for their sisters at all!

can let them get a good end in the next life, this is already his greatest mercy!

"Bai Jingjing, everything obeys the orders of the ancestor!"

Of course, Bai Jingjing didn't expect that this so-called master ancestor actually didn't plan to match her with Sun Wukong. She also thought that the ancestor was just to fulfill the two of them. Moreover, when she heard that the master ancestor was fighting with the sage, as a little immortal, she didn't dare to say anything.

"After a while, the Supreme Treasure will come in and fall in love with you at first sight. What you have to do is to completely seduce him and make him fall in love with you. For the rest, the master has his own arrangements. ”

"Squeak!"

Chen Lei was explaining the task when the door suddenly opened. Chun Thirty Niang has successfully completed the task, turned back into a human body, and returned to the room.

"Master, I have successfully healed the Supreme Treasure's Seven Wounds Fist and scared them fiercely. ”

"Well, then I'm your little handyman now. You are not allowed to reveal my identity! If I break the matter of my fight with the Zhun Ti Saint, I will definitely turn you into ashes and never be reborn! Do you understand?"

Chen Lei glared at them fiercely. The two women hurriedly bowed down and nodded in agreement.

Then, feeling that the Supreme Treasure people were coming, Chen Lei got up and stood aside, respectfully holding the wine jug, waiting for the next plot.

In the small building, Wu Mengda, the second master, carried a big knife and a lantern, and slowly approached the house.

In the dark and silent small building, there was only the footsteps of the second master. The Supreme Treasure and many bandits all hid quietly downstairs, without the slightest intention of going upstairs.

"Eh, can you cover me closer!?"

The second master glanced at the Supreme Treasure downstairs in fear. You're so far away, babies are scared!

"Don't worry, we have dozens of guys here to protect you, and they all threw them all over if something went wrong!"

Beside the Supreme Treasure, everyone held axes, big knives, and maces, and raised them at the same time with hideous faces!

"Huh?"

If this is not right, isn't it that I am going to be chopped into mashed meat? This pot, the baby does not carry it!

"Bang!ahh

The second master turned his head to look at the pillar in front of him, took a step forward wittily, and hit his head directly on the pillar, fainting to the ground. Secretly, the second boss still secretly boasted of his wit, and a bulging bag in his head is better than giving his life, right?

"Bastard!"

However, how did this clumsy acting skills deceive the supreme treasure who has been studying "The Self-cultivation of Actors" for many years? He rushed up angrily, grabbed the collar of the second master, and said fiercely,

"Get up, don't put garlic in front of me. I'll tell you!"

Well, the second boss didn't move in the slightest.

"You don't have to give me this set!"

Supreme Treasure fiercely plunged the knife in his hand into the thigh of the second master. The second boss still didn't move at all!It seems,Really dizzy!?

"Huh, really fainted, big bull, two tigers!"

Supreme Treasure reluctantly put down the second master and looked back downstairs. At this time, the gang on the first floor had already discovered that the situation was wrong, and they ran away! On the floor, they couldn't even find a mouse!

"Hey, it's really fast, okay, I'll do it myself!"

The Supreme Treasure grabbed the big knife on the side, got up cautiously, and slowly walked to the door. Seeing the helper leaving, the second master got up and blinked, and walked down the stairs lightly. On the side, the gang who was hiding helped the second master and asked in a low voice.

"How's it going?"

The blind man on the side incredulously pointed to the dagger that was inserted deep into the thigh of the second master,

"You, did you really pretend to be unconscious just now?"

The second master was ruthless, pulled out the dagger, and said fiercely.

"This trick is called forbearance and humiliation, what is it to be stabbed in the thigh!?"

"Oh!"

Everyone made a commotion and turned their heads to look at the room that the Supreme Treasure had rushed into, and no one paid any attention to him. The second master looked at the blood marked on his thigh, crutched his legs, and left the place silently.

At this moment, in the room, Bai Jingjing and Chun Thirty Niang, trembling hands, drank the wine poured by Chen Lei, and looked at the Supreme Treasure who rushed in with a hideous expression.

"Helper, your eyes are healed, the seven wounds have healed, and your front teeth have fallen out?"

Chen Lei pointed to the front teeth of the Supreme Treasure, he remembered that the Supreme Treasure did not lose the front teeth! Why did the plot change, even the teeth changed? Looking at the black holes on the front teeth, Chen Lei almost didn't make a sound!

On the side, Bai Jingjing looked at the Supreme Treasure in surprise, and her hands that were originally afraid of trembling were not shaking at this time. He, he is the reincarnation of the Monkey King I dreamed of and wanted to find?

"Gee, this, none of this matters. Miss, may I ask your last name?"

In the eyes of the Supreme Treasure, only Bai Jingjing was left. So beautiful, so gentle. It was like a bolt of lightning that instantly struck him in the heart. The whole person was crispy, as if the whole body was electrocuted.

"You, you are the helper, the little girl took the liberty of coming to live with her senior sister, wanting to visit. The helper is holding a knife, I wonder if I am not welcome?"

Thinking of the task mentioned by the ancestor and the promise given to Yu, Bai Jingjing's heart was suddenly full of energy. Her eyes when she looked at the Supreme Treasure were full of tenderness and sweetness, full of you and me.

Supreme Treasure hurriedly put away the big knife, pulled Chen Lei, and exited the room.

"It's not a beautiful place, but it has a different flavor. Two staying here will definitely love it. I'm going to take this unsuccessful boy with me, good night!"

With a big knife and no clothes, now is not the best time to pick up girls. The Supreme Treasure, who suddenly reported emotional intelligence, directly pulled Chen Lei out of the room, closed the door by the way, and bowed politely. Chen Lei is so handsome, he doesn't want to leave him in the room, what if the goddess is tempted by him?

"Helper, I just arrived at the door and wanted to take the medicine, but they found out. ”

Chen Lei pretended to be very aggrieved and looked at the Supreme Treasure. He also raised the five poison ecstasy incense in his hand, indicating that it was not his fault.

"Such a beautiful beauty, you can do it!"

The Supreme Treasure gave him a fierce look and walked directly downstairs. However, his whole person seems to be dumbfounded.

And the appearance of Bai Jingjing's temptation before leaving next made the Supreme Treasure God reluctant to give up. After he left, Chen Lei went downstairs and grabbed the blind man and asked,

"What's wrong with the helper?"

"What's the matter, the helper Sichun is gone. ”

The blind man glanced at Chen Lei angrily, turned around and followed everyone back to the house to sleep.

Chen Lei watched everyone care about their own safety, and went back to their respective rooms to sleep. I feel like a salted fish!

"Salted fish also has human rights!"

Chen Lei, who made up his mind to make a big incident, secretly clenched his fists!