Chapter 152: He's the traffic policeman
"Hey, I'm Agu, the one who lives across the door from you... The police force has a holiday today, so please have a drink... Yes, yes, I don't have to bring anything, I'm all set... Not at home, although we are a suburban with a good scenery, there is no picnic to be refreshing... The Shuiling Temple is good, and now the mountain of the Shuiling Temple is clean..."
Hanging up the phone, Agu smiled flatteringly at Jingming's little novice, and Jingming also replied to him with an approving look: The kid is not only well-qualified, but also smart, dealing with 'official-faced figures' like Bai Angzhi, of course, the more remote the place, the better, although it is sure to kill the traffic police of this small city in seconds, but in the remote place, it is not wrong, and any trivial matter may be turned out by the Charm Police Inspector. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Can you hide it or hide it, I and Pure Heart haven't been together all the time...."Just as the Charm Inspector is afraid of them, he is also afraid of the Charm Inspector. The twin Su Huizi of Buddhism can pull the other party to where he is, but it is not without a price, thinking of the consequences of casually consuming the twin knot, he feels chills in his heart - from the immortals forever, the treasure of Buddhism is getting less and less, every time one is consumed, you have to go back to the headquarters to report, how to use it, why to use, whether it is worth it.... Processes can drive people crazy.
"You're a good kid, it's worth cultivating. The more he looked at Agu, the more pleasing he felt.
Agu gave him a flattering smile.
The main hall of Shuiling Temple is very clean, Jingming sat on a futon, Li Nanshuang still wanted to kick Agu, but he waved his hand and threw it aside, Agu tied Li Nanshuang, and looked out with his chin in his palm.
"Don't worry, it's just the traffic police in a small city. Jingming raised his eyelids slightly.
Agu nodded, his eyes flickering over the merit box stuffed with large red bills, and Jingming laughed. In the end, he is a mortal, seeing money is the same as seeing his own mother, but everyone has desires, he can't bear it in women, and his pure heart also likes to drink and kill, so why should he blame Agu for being 'greedy for money'? He waved his hand and flew towards Agu, who reached out and took it, and thanked him again and again.
"It's just money, our Buddhism is full of temples, and there are a lot of inputs, and the cost is just the food of some monks at the bottom. He made a joke, "Enter my Buddha Gate and enjoy the bliss of the West Heaven, the West Heaven... Naturally, I thought about something. ”
Agu said yes again and again, grabbed a handful of banknotes from the merit box, and smiled beautifully.
Shuiling Temple has long been free of believers and tourists, now everywhere is spotless, the merit box is full of money, he heard someone call the police in the criminal police team, it seems that many people at the foot of the mountain have been stolen, he also thought that it was a gang crime, now it seems that this is not the case.
"Little Five Ghosts are carrying?" He heard a lot of spells from Lin Zixia and Meng Yan's mouths. "100, 200, 300..."He poured out the banknotes and counted them next to each other, "103, 104, 105..."
"Wow, that must be an astronomical number, right?" Agu exclaimed, exaggeratedly.
"It's just a few hundred million. Jingming said very disregardively: "We have countless Buddhist believers, sesame oil money, that is as much as you want, you think this money is good now, in the future... Huh..."
"Uh-huh. Agu nodded, still counting the bills, "207, 208..." are all the hard-earned money of the citizens, and it shouldn't be too much to cut a banknote - OK decided happily.
After counting the banknotes, there were a total of 108,000 yuan, and I couldn't see that the dead bald donkey was quite mentally clean, so I happened to make up an auspicious number. Agu put the banknotes aside and ran to the merit pool and was almost dumbfounded: the merit pool was also full of red bills, a whole pool, how much does this have to be?
He went back and forth four times before moving the money back, and began to count them one by one, he was a little absent-minded, and looked out while counting, Li Nanshuang was also dazzled by the banknotes all over the ground, and muttered in his mouth: "So much money, a criminal case, it must be a criminal case..."
"Don't come, Bai Angzhi...", whispering the name, it seemed that there was another night in front of him, and the silver texture of the dragon waist buckle under the starry sky appeared.
"Agu, Agu..."There was a shout in the distance, and Li Nanshuang's face turned white all of a sudden.
Agu jumped up and answered, and saw Bai Angzhi walking this way with a smile, "You actually invite you to drink, it's so strange... Hey, there are still friends here, this little monk is really handsome. ”
As if he didn't see Li Nanshuang, who was tied up with five flowers, Bai Angzhi strode into the treasure hall, Li Nanshuang was so anxious that his eyes were red, and his mouth was blocked by a strip of cloth when he wanted to speak. She twisted her body vigorously, poof! The cloth ball that blocked her mouth was squirted out by her, Bai Angzhi hurriedly bent down to avoid the cloth ball that shot at her, "This girl is so spicy, no wonder she has to tie it... What kind of play is this? Bondage? A certain M? Haha, I'm not good at this bite. With a grin, he walked towards Agu.
"Bai Angzhi, hurry..."
Li Nanshuang didn't finish a word, Bai Angzhi suddenly pushed Agu agu, and slapped it at the little monk Jingming with one palm, Jingming slapped him with a palm, and flew dozens of meters with blood, shattering the thick walls of the main hall.
"You... vomit~~~" The blood sprayed into a mist from his mouth one after another, and the little monk Jingming was so frightened that his eyes straightened, "Monk, how can you be a traffic policeman here?" The first person in the East China Police Department has only just become a monk, this guy who is not as handsome as a human is actually a monk, and he still has more than a hundred years of cultivation, which is much stronger than the charm police inspector.
He was so angry that he screamed, and suddenly glared at Agu, "You lied to me?"
Agu touched his nose and smiled.
"yes, he lied to you. Bai Angzhi pointed at Agu, "Really, are you looking for the traffic police here? Hahahaha laughed at me, he is the traffic police here, you are looking for a mobile phone on the phone, no, you are riding a donkey to find a donkey." ”
Li Nanshuang was stupid all over, Agu? She looked at Agu's smiling face, "You are a special policeman?"
"You're also a martial artist, so it's okay to know. Agu loosened the rope for her, rolled his eyes at Bai Angzhi, and said that he was a donkey, and this guy really didn't miss the opportunity to damage him at all, "Hey, hurry up and kill this bald donkey, it's really, it's coming so slowly." ”
"I'm here to save you, okay, you have to repay your kindness. ”
"Would you like to dinner?"
"Good wine and good food?"
"Food stalls. Agu smiled and said, "The bald donkey is worth the price." ”
Jingming was so angry that he shouted, and Bai Angyi waved his hand and fanned him aside, "Really, I'm obviously anxious to save you, so I'll invite me to eat a food stall..." What point out that he is Agu, point out that he lives on the opposite door of me, and say what about the Water Spirit Temple... You don't have to take anything with me to know that something is wrong, when do you ask for a drink and you don't go through my wine cabinet?"
He muttered a number of strips, and saw that Agu's face was green.
It wasn't until Li Nanshuang looked like an idol was shattered that Bai Angzhi stopped proudly: Damn Agu attracts bees and butterflies everywhere, where did he put Ning Cai'er? Bai Angzhi felt that he was not right, obviously worried that Agu had harmed Ning Caier's appearance, why did he smear this guy in front of 'fans'?
"Hmph, don't think about the old cow eating tender grass to be my son-in-law, and don't want to harm other little girls. Bai Angzhi's sense of justice bursts, "And this little bald donkey, it's definitely not a good thing." Thinking like this, he made a ruthless hand, and with a grip on the void, he insisted on clutching Jingming into pieces.
"You were the ones who shot at me first!" Jingming suddenly shouted, and the gray cloth monk's robe on his body exploded suddenly, Bai Angzhi was caught off guard and was blown back several steps, his palms were numb, and his vision was also blocked by the ash made of the gray cloth.
Jingming instantly rushed to the top of Agu's head, and his palm turned red and pressed into Agu's head like a soldering iron, as if he saw Agu's brain bursting, and a hideous smile hung on his face.
800 years of power gathered in the palm of his hand, Jingming wants to kill Agu in seconds, and then... They should be able to run away, they have an excuse to shoot at themselves first, and it's nothing to kill Agu by themselves, as long as they kill Agu in seconds, there are still two seconds to escape from here.
The gray cloth monk's robe is a treasure blessed by Buddhist monks, Bai Angzhi only has more than 100 years of cultivation, and he should be able to block him for three seconds, three seconds..."Hahahaha," Jingming laughed loudly, killing people in one second and running away in two seconds, it was enough.
"Be careful..."Li Nanshuang screamed loudly in fright, she wanted to block Agu, but her movements couldn't keep up with her thinking, and before she could even react, Jingming's attack came on top of Agu's head.
"Die!" Jingming sentenced Agu to death.
But at this time, Agu suddenly had a narrow and sharp knife in his hand, and Agu swung the knife on the spot, and the cold voice seemed to come from hell.
"Shattered Star, Three Absolute Slashes!"
Whew!
A knife cut out three knife shadows, raised upwards, and went straight to Jingming's head. Jing Ming didn't dare to resist the blade with his body, and suddenly dodged two of them sideways, and the other cut into his shoulder, "300 years of skill?" He suddenly laughed, 300 years of skill is only, even if the long knife is sharp, it will be slightly injured at most, and the step that was about to escape stopped, and he turned his hand and slapped it on Agu's body.
Because of the relationship between dodging the three absolute slashes, he could only pat on the side of Agu's chest, which was enough, 800 years of skill versus 300 years of skill, no matter where he hit, it was a second kill, he didn't look back, and rushed to the main gate of the main hall in a hurry.
"There is still more than a second, enough to escape. He thought to himself.
"Hey, you've dropped something. The witty laughter made his veins stiffen, and his body paused, and he secretly screamed badly.
With just this pause, Bai Angzhi got rid of the obstruction of the gray cloth robe and stood in front of him gloomily, but what made him even more frightened was that Agu stood intact in place, and at Agu's feet, there was a bloody arm...