Chapter 47: Eunuchs in the 22nd Century
In the live broadcast room.
"Oh, what's going on? Why hasn't Bear Jump shown up yet?"
"I now find myself not looking at the bear for a while, and I feel uncomfortable!"
"Who knows, if there will be an accident?"
"Before the screen went black in the live broadcast room, everything was normal. However, have you noticed that his mobile phone has not been charged once after most of the live broadcast? So, I think there should be no accident, but the mobile phone is out of battery. ”
"Upstairs is right!"
"[Teasing young people and having fun] rewarded the anchor with 10 Buddha jumping over the wall. Don't worry, Xiong Xiaoyue is normal, but the phone is out of battery. Please see my business card for details, the photo has been uploaded. No, I'll laugh a little longer."
“......”
"Ouch, I'll go, he thinks the phone is broken, knock on it to fix it!"
"I'm laughing to death, 666!"
"[Queen of Nerves] rewarded the anchor with 10 Buddha jumping over the wall. The bear jumps so cute!"
......
After a while, the phone was already full of 100% power, and Xiong Xiaoyue opened the live broadcast room again.
I have to say that the current technology is really developed, and there have been small breakthroughs in battery technology, charging technology, etc. Although it has not reached the point of absorbing energy such as solar energy by itself, it is automatically charged.
But under normal circumstances, when you go out, you don't have to worry about the embarrassment of your phone running out of battery.
Of course, like Xiong Xiaodian, who has been broadcasting live on the Internet, the mobile phone screen is still on. No matter how good the battery technology is, it can't withstand such use.
"Master, has the phone been repaired?"
"Yes, Xiong Xiaodian, do you want to open a mobile phone repair shop?
“......”
"Hmph, you know that bullying me is simple. I tell you, I'm still a minor, be careful I sue you!" Xiong Xiaoyue wrote on his phone with a dark face.
"Hahahaha! I'll wait, the address is XXX. ”
"Ouch, the doorbell is ringing, I'll go talk to the police first, and I'll come back to see you later. ”
“......”
Woo~, you people are too much to bully the bear, this baby has decided not to pay attention to you anymore. Xiong Xiaoyue turned his head in a huff.
"Xiao Hongzi, you tease, come and escort!"
"Yes, Your Majesty~" Ding Hong also joked.
Xiong Xiaoyue raised his head, looked at Ding Hong in a daze, then sighed and wrote on his phone.
"Everyone, pay attention, the extinct eunuchs have reappeared in the 22nd century, be careful!" After writing, Xiong Xiaoyue pointed the camera at Ding Hong.
Belch......
Ding Hong's face, what a wonderful thing it is.
"Haha, Xiong Xiaoyue, is it really good for you to say that about Shenhao?"
"Kneel and beg for the psychological shadow area of Shenhao!"
“......”
Then, Ding Hong had a new nickname - Xiao Hongzi, Eunuch Ding. Of course, this is not scolding him, just a "term of endearment".
"Little Hongzi, let's go, get up and go to the Ferris wheel!"
Ding Hong looked constipated, and said resignedly: "Yes, my emperor!"
......
The Ferris wheel at Rongcheng Amusement Park is large and can seat up to 10 people. Xiong Xiaodian did not clear the venue such a domineering move, and sat in the same Ferris wheel cockpit with a few lucky tourists.
Holding his mobile phone, Xiong Xiaodian's little head was clinging to the glass, looking at the scenery in the distance and the ant-like tourists on the ground.
It's so beautiful~ These people below are so small~
Suddenly, Xiong Xiaoyue thought of a joke from another world and couldn't help grinning.
"Xiong Xiaoyue, what did you think of? ”
"Let's listen to the big guy and have fun together. ”
“......”
Hmph, you have been laughing at me just now, so I don't care about you! Xiong Xiaoqiao thought to himself.
"[I'm a coal boss] rewarded the anchor with 10 Buddha jumping over the wall. Don't be angry, we promise not to laugh at you again, tell us about it. My 3-year-old daughter is watching you live, please. ”
"That's it, Xiong Xiaoyue, we were wrong! ”
“......”
"Since you have sincerely apologized, I will tell you with great mercy. A joke comes to mind. Xiong Xiaoyue wrote.
"What kind of joke? Tell me about it!" Ding Hong next to him hurriedly said. The other tourists in the cockpit also turned their heads to look at Xiong Xiaodian.
Then, Xiong Xiaoyue wrote down the jokes he thought of on his mobile phone sentence by sentence.
Xiao Ming took a plane for the first time, and when he walked into the cabin and sat down, he was already pale with fright. As soon as the engine went off, he closed his eyes and clung to the armrests of his seat. In just 5 minutes, it seemed like a century had passed. When he couldn't hear anything, he slowly opened his eyes and mustered up the courage to look out the window.
"It's amazing. He said to his neighbor, "The plane flies so high, you see, the people on the ground are all as small as ants." ”
"I can only tell you," replied the neighbor coldly, "that's the ant on the ground, and the plane hasn't taken off yet." ”
......
There was a pause in the live broadcast room for a few seconds, and then it exploded.
"Haha, that's an ant on the ground!666"
"Yes, Xiong Xiaoyue, how did you come up with this little brain?
“......”
"Roar, I'm a genius bear! Why don't you hurry up and worship?" Xiong Xiaoyue brazenly appropriated the creation of another world for himself.
Anyway, it's not a world, and the original is thanks to me for helping him pass it on.
Hey......
I don't know if the original will jump from the upper floor and cross over to kill this plagiarist after he knows about it!
Next, Xiong Xiao Jump played pirate ships, rapids, carousels and other entertainment facilities, as for the jumping machine and the like?
Ahem...... The baby is not afraid, but it feels very boring.
Kindness... That's it! He made a suitable excuse for himself.
Wherever Xiong Xiaodian walked in the playground, a group of tourists followed him, some wanted to play with him, some wanted to take pictures with him, and some just wanted to watch him play.
It's good to play together, and I'm very welcome. As for a group photo, let's take a group photo together. Xiong Xiaoqiao thought to himself.
Then, he was held high by several people, Ding Hong took a photo for them, and passed the photo to others through "PP", and others passed it on to others and so on.
Later, some people who rushed to hear the news did not have this treatment. Xiong Xiaoyue has played everything he can play, and now he plans to go home. They can only beat their chests and stump, regretting that they were too slow.
Nowadays, technology is very advanced, and the speed of information transmission is definitely very fast. If a piece of news appears somewhere, it will spread throughout the network within 10 minutes.
And Xiong Xiaojiao, a giant panda who has become particularly famous recently, is undoubtedly a hot topic in the news. Those who did not "succeed" came after seeing the news, but they were still one step slower.