Chapter 1: So It Was Done!
The group hurried up and returned to the Duchuan Cult. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Visiting the sect leader, Ghost Hitomi recounted the incident and informed the sect leader that a disciple of the Sharp Sword Sect had escaped from the Ferry Tea House at that time, and he had returned to the sect and had exposed the hiding place of the Evil God Sect.
In other words, soon, the Zhengmeng will gather men and attack in a big way!
This news can be said to have a serious impact, and it is related to the life and death of the cult.
Hearing the news, the sect leader was silent.
In the temple of the evil gods, the light was dim, and it was impossible to see her expression at this time.
There was silence for a while.
Beads of sweat were pouring out of everyone's foreheads, and no one could bear the result of this news.
It seems that after hiding for so many years, I still have to face this fact after all.
As soon as Zhou Zihao heard it, I will go, that Sharp Sword Sect disciple is the one who chased him into the grove at the beginning, he was still a rookie at the time, not to mention a vegetable, it was simply a vegetable and a cowardice.
Goods that run away when they see people.
Now that I think about it, I didn't expect things to be so serious.
When I first arrived, how did the task given by this system lay such a big foreshadowing, maybe I didn't cross into this world, and everything would have gone quite smoothly.
He hurriedly questioned the system in his heart, why he let one person go in the first place, and the system still decided that the mission was over.
The system's answer is that the person is beyond the system's calculations, so it is not included in the task.
What Zhou Zihao understood was that the man had left the map of the ferry tea house, so the system automatically excluded his name and did not count it in the task.
This Nima is not a system bug, what is it!
Zhou Zihao collapsed incomparably.
This is the pot of the system, Zhou Zihao put the blame on it, and hurriedly said: "Your bug can make the cult miserable, you have to make up for it." ”
"Ding-dong! How can the host compensate for wanting a handsome system?"
Zhou Zihao said politely: "As long as you can give a plan, delay or directly cancel the Zhengmeng's attack on the Evil God Sect." ”
"Ding Dong! The system can't get involved in everything in the Xianxia world, it can only help the host become stronger, and all of this has to be done by the host. ”
Zhou Zihao said: "Yes, then you can teach me a method, and then I just can't do it." ”
Zhou Zihao crossed into this world, and in less than 20 days, the form has developed into such a form, and it has been severe again and again, and if it continues like this, I am afraid that it will not take a few months for the cult in this world to be eliminated by the Zhengmeng.
However, he wants to change everything in front of him!
Now that he has become stronger, although he does not dare to guarantee invincibility, at least he is not afraid of danger, he is not cowardly, and sometimes, he can stand up.
"Ding-dong! The system can only provide some clues, and cannot help the host with a plan. ”
"Your grandmother!"
Zhou Zihao couldn't bear it, he said angrily: "Didn't you say that you will worship me after I open the worship value, why don't you listen to me?"
"Ding-dong! Because the system is not stupid, it will not worship stupid hosts!"
Holy!
Okay, okay, you're right.
Zhou Zihao is not angry, he is really too lazy to communicate with this system, just an intelligent system, he is so scheming, he can be regarded as convincing the creator.
Next, the sect leader said some things about rewarding, and asked everyone else to retreat.
left Zhou Zihao alone in the Temple of the Evil God.
The sect leader's tone was faintly restless, and he said: "Zhou Zihao, within a few days, the Zhengmeng will begin to gather manpower, our sect is about to fall into an unprecedented catastrophe, for you, a sect member who has just joined the club for less than a month, what do you think?"
Zhou Zihao didn't know why the sect leader asked him like this.
To be honest, when I knew that the Zhengmeng was coming, I wanted to run!
These are the words from his heart.
At that moment, he replied: "I am a little afraid, after all, the younger brother has just entered the religion and has no experience, so I am afraid that he will not dare to face such a cruel war." ”
The sect leader chuckled lightly and said, "This sect leader might as well tell you that your talent can be described as unparalleled, even if you take the White Bone Calcium Heart Pill, you may not be able to become like you, for many years, no one has been able to pull out my anti-evil sword, you are the first person, so, your talent is absolutely above heaven and earth." ”
Is it a systematic setting to pull up the anti-evil sword? It has a relationship with his brother's talent, Zhou Zihao said in his heart.
The sect leader said, "The moment you drew your sword, I decided that you were the chosen one, are you willing to give everything for me?"
Selected ...... Person!
I?
What the hell are you going to do!
This is not a good sign, when I think of being sent by the sect master to steal the treasure of the Linglong Gate before, nine deaths and one life, and now the sect leader is saying this with affection, I must have something to entrust myself.
And it's definitely not a good thing.
Seeing that Zhou Zihao didn't answer, the sect leader paused, stood up, and said lightly: "You look up and look at me now." ”
Zhou Zihao slowly raised his head and looked at the Evil God Seat.
This......
At this time, the leader of the Cult of Evil Gods has completely manifested, and he is not a person at all!
But......
A fox with seven tails!
Wow!
The mentality explodes.
Zhou Zihao never expected that this sect leader was actually a monster.
He was frightened, and looking at the fox's bewitching eyes, he sat on the ground and begged for mercy: "Don't ...... Other...... I have a weak kidney, I am not strong, and my physique is weak, so don't use me to collect yang and replenish yin...... And...... My meat doesn't taste good!"
The sect leader jumped down from the evil god seat and slowly walked in front of Zhou Zihao.
Zhou Zihao got carried away, and climbed against the wall with a rolling belt, with no way out, and his expression was extremely nervous.
"Master, you...... You...... What are you doing here!"
The sect leader felt very strange, feeling that this Zhou Zihao was not at all different from the Zhou Zihao she saw for the first time.
She wondered, "Why are you so afraid of me?" ”
It's over, and when you mention this matter again, is it possible that you still want to take revenge?
Oh, my God!
I, Zhou Zihao, am famous, is it possible that I am going to die in the hands of this little goblin?
No, I have to save the world!
Zhou Zihao's feet trembled, he hurriedly took out the evil spirit, and clasped his hands.
When the evil spirit was held in his hand, the strange aura and the sect leader canceled each other, Zhou Zihao didn't feel so scared, the power of the evil spirit continued to pour into Zhou Zihao's body, his expression became firm, and said, "Don't come here, otherwise I will kill you!"
The sect leader felt helpless and said: "I won't do anything to you, I just feel like you've changed as a person, but that's okay, you were really a daredevil, and now you, after more than ten days of training in my sect, have become a big boy who can take charge of himself." ”
Zhou Zihao calmed down, and he said, "What do you mean by this?"
The sect leader surrounded him, the seven tails behind him kept wagging constantly, looked at Zhou Zihao, and said, "Have you forgotten? ”
She began to recount what had happened between them earlier.
That night.
Zhou Zihao was anxious to urinate, and in the middle of the night he disturbed where the black wind was located, but he was scolded, he felt helpless, ran to the Blood Blade Hall, and looked for the toilet everywhere outside.
That's right, Zhou Zihao, who has not crossed yet, is a road idiot and a big tease.
When he saw that there was no one on the roadside in the dead of night, he found a random place in the shade and urinated.
Who knew that when he suddenly saw a fox passing by the shade, he became murderous, and wanted to kill the animal, trying to hide his crime of defecating in the open.
The sect leader lost all her skills, was cursed again, and turned into a fox posture, she usually does not leave the evil palace easily, at most, she only announces some things in the evil god temple, and she will definitely not show up.
Zhou Zihao naturally didn't know that this fox was the sect leader.
He grabbed the fox, ran to the house, made a fire, burned the pot, and prepared to slaughter it.
The fox had never seen such a sect disciple before, and said angrily, "Stinky boy, are you going to eat this sect master?"
How did Zhou Zihao know that this fox could actually speak, could it be that this is a monster!
Monsters eat people, which can enhance cultivation, so if people eat monsters, will they enhance their skills?
He was going to give it a try.
So, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, it'll be right away." ”
happily sprinkled various ingredients in the pot and sharpened the knife.
The fox was tied to the table, and said, "I'm the leader of the Evil God Sect, so don't let go quickly!"
Ouch, Master?
Lao Tzu is still too good for Lao Jun,
Zhou Zihao whistled and continued to sharpen his knife, too lazy to pay attention to this sassy fox.
Seeing that this sectist might really dare to put her in the pot to stew, the fox began to get anxious and scolded: "Now you let go of this sect master, I can spare you from dying, if you force me to be anxious, I will call someone!"
Zhou Zihao saw that this fox was really funny, and said with a smile: "You just be honest, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you." ”
"Good boy!" Seeing this, the fox immediately shouted, "Help, someone is sneaking up on the sect leader!"
As soon as the third watch shouted in the middle of the night, several red-clothed guards rushed in, and saw that the sect leader was tied to the cutting board, looking like he was being slaughtered.
"Bastard! How dare you be rude to the sect leader!" the red-clothed guard kicked Zhou Zihao away and drove Zhou Zihao's neck with his sword.
Another red-clothed guard hurriedly helped the sect leader untie and said, "Sect Master, are you okay?" ”
The fox felt much more relaxed after she was untied, and she stared at Zhou Zihao, her eyes seemed to be able to kill him.
Crimson said angrily: "It's not long since you joined the club, why did you kid attack the sect leader!"
How did Zhou Zihao know that this fox was the sect leader, and thought she was playing with herself, but if you think about it carefully, how can any animal talk?
Immediately panicked.
The red-clothed guards outside all raised the alarm, causing the cult to be in chaos, and all the halls began to be fully armed and ready to fight.
Hei Fengsha also poked his head outside the room and saw everything Zhou Zihao had done.
However, in the midst of the panic, he was in a hurry and explained: "I...... I didn't attack the Master...... I'm helping the Master...... Take a bath!"
He scratched his head in embarrassment.
Scarlet Moon said coldly: "Help the sect leader take a bath?"
Good guy, the two red-clothed guards saw that the Sanjiang star anise and garlic in the pot were complete, and he meowed that he was helping the sect leader take a bath!
What kind of bath would put this kind of thing!
The two red-clothed guards immediately punched and kicked Zhou Zihao.
After fighting for a while, he still didn't feel like it was enjoyable, and Crimson asked, "Sect Master, why don't you kill this kid!"
The sect leader jumped in front of Zhou Zihao, looked at him with a blue nose and swollen face, and said leisurely: "Okay, since you like to help me take a bath so much, then the sect leader will punish you for helping me take a bath for a lifetime." ”
It just so happens that I've never taken a good shower since I was cursed to look like this, and it's itchy all over my body, so it seems that I can enjoy it in the future.
The two cardinals were staggered......
The sect leader said, "You are dead, but I did not kill you, so your life is mine, and you must listen to me in the future." ”
Zhou Zihao crawled on the ground and vomited blood, begging for mercy: "Thank you for your kindness!"
Thereupon......
Zhou Zihao in the Xianxia World version began a never-ending life as a bathing worker.
He originally joined the cult of evil gods, but he came to save the world, but he was imprisoned in the bath room by the sect leader and could not go anywhere.
Originally, the sect leader only took a bath once every two or three days, but since Zhou Zihao became her royal brother, she had to wash it thoroughly from head to toe, from foot to tail, and seven tails.
Washing dishes and combing hair, all kinds of locks that make men collapse.
Zhou Zihao wanted to learn martial arts and go to the battlefield to kill the enemy, but he stayed in this cold and damp place all day long, which is called a regret.
So, one day, his brain was hot, and he teased him again, and kissed the sect leader wildly, saying I love you, I love you, please let me out, I am willing to give my life for you.
After being kissed, the sect leader was furious and gave him a hard lesson with his little paws.
After a few days, the sect leader was angry, and he came to the bath room to take a bath again, and Zhou Zihao kissed the sect leader again, saying I love you, I love you, please let me out, I am willing to sacrifice my life for you.
It was really unbearable, so the sect leader arranged Zhou Zihao to go on a mission with the Blood Blade Hall.
Blood Blade Hall has always carried out extremely dangerous tasks, this week Zihao is a yellow-haired boy, he can't do any kung fu, when he went to the countryside to save Qi Ling before, he was still beaten up by others, and they let him go.
Anyway, the sect leader has been comfortable for the past few days, so he let Zhou Zihao go to death.
That's the way it is.
As a result, the current version of Zhou Zihao appeared on the stage, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that he was surrounded by the big men of the Blood Blade Hall, who were about to destroy the Tianshan Sect and the Sharp Sword Sect.
After Zhou Zihao figured things out, he sighed in his heart, this original Zhou Zihao is a big tease!
A big tease that is funnier than Lao Tzu!
After all, Zhou Zihao in the current world is really serious and a serious man, Zhou Zihao in this Xianxia world is funny inside and out.