Chapter 87: Drink water and plug between your teeth

Facing the storekeeper's roar, it had long been expected by Xiao Feng, and the two brothers Lin Tian were not surprised, but Xiao Li and the cashier were surprised, these three guys actually came to ask for mobile phones, can they do something reliable?

"The store manager is not in a hurry, and listen to me slowly, people often ask God to worship Buddha, or ask for marriage, and some ask for money, what they want is a peace and security, this world pays attention to karma, do more good deeds, you can accumulate more virtue, accumulate blessings. ”

"Ahem,,, Buddha once cut meat and fed the carving, great compassion, sacrificing the small self to become the big self, leading by example, so that the world sighs, mortals can do the same, as long as you do more good things, you can naturally get more blessings, and business is prosperous. ”

What Xiao Feng said is not very good, but the general meaning is also expressed, that is, ask God to worship Buddha and do more good deeds, so that you can be safe and prosperous.

As for those immortals, bodhisattvas, Buddhas and the like, if you want them to bless you, you must at least go and worship and give some incense money to be able to shelter you.

In addition, doing good deeds and accumulating blessings is carried out in the people, helping others a lot, solving problems for others, and finally getting unexpected returns.

"I'll go to your uncle's, don't talk to Lao Tzu about any big truths, and the Buddha will cut the meat and feed the birds, do you want to cut a hammer, you guys get out quickly, I still have to do business, go out!

The store manager is not in a good mood to talk to him about what good people are good to repay, and other people's charity of one or two dollars is only equivalent to a drop in the bucket, you actually want Lao Tzu's best mobile phone, which is more than 3,000 yuan, you are not cutting meat, but cutting your heart, get out.

It seems that the good people who pay attention to God and worship the Buddha will not work, so they have to change their tactics, and Xiao Feng worked hard again.

"Store manager, please listen to me again, is your store doing bad business lately and can't sell anything?"

"Our business in the store is bad today, it has nothing to do with you, you can't afford to buy a mobile phone, do you still expect you to buy a few, after that, you can go out quickly." ”

The store manager was not in the mood to listen to it, so he drove people directly.

Just at the beginning of the point, Xiao Feng naturally would not leave, and spoke again.

"Wait, wait until I'm done!Store manager, I see that you are unlucky today, the dark clouds cover the top, it is a bad omen, bad business is inevitable, if you want business to get better, you have to find a way to break the robbery, you ask God to worship the Buddha may be useful, but the gods may not help you, you can also do more good deeds, more accumulation of virtue, as long as you do more good things, bad luck will naturally disperse. ”

"That's right, that's right, store manager, what our boss said, custodian spirit, as long as you do what the boss says, send a mobile phone to my boss, and destroy the fortune and eliminate the disaster, business will definitely be better." ”

That's when Woodland jumped out and said.

"Helping others is fun, sacrificing oneself for others, the road of the world is also, why should the store manager be obsessed with a mobile phone, willing to be willing to give, there is a gift to get, a mobile phone can remove the troubles for the store manager, why not?"

Lin Tian held back for a long time, and finally thought of these words, so he said them in one breath, hoping to impress the store manager.

The two brothers came to add a fire, but it didn't have any effect, but the clerks couldn't help but laugh when they watched the three beggars reason with the store manager, what a group of strange beggars.

"Needless to say, if you want money, I can give you a few dollars, if you want a mobile phone, you can't do it, otherwise you should go out quickly, staying here will affect our business too much." ”

The store manager really had no choice but to get rid of these three beggars, he just wanted to get rid of them as soon as possible, and if a few dollars could send them away, what if he took out a few dollars.

As for pushing them out of the store, it is still a bit difficult, if these two lame people fall to the ground and touch porcelain, it will be unreasonable and more troublesome at that time.

The store manager was already ready to pay for the beggars, but the purpose of Xiao Feng and the three of them was not to ask for money, but to ask for mobile phones.

"Store manager, we don't want money, I just need that phone!"

"Poof..."

The store manager squirted out a mouthful of saliva.

"Don't want money, then go out, get out quickly, I have a small place in this store, and I can't afford to entertain you three gods." ”

The three clerks in the store all laughed, this scene was so funny, Datong outside the door saw that the store manager was angry, and sighed: Fortunately, it was not me who went to receive these three beggars, otherwise the trouble would have fallen on me.

Xiao Feng saw that it was difficult for ordinary methods to work, so he asked Qigong for a solution.

"Qigong, this thing is a little difficult to do, you can make a move. ”

"It's not easy, that guy's bad luck is strong, and now it's just the beginning, the guys in the store are also implicated, and the business is bleak, you just need to add fire, let his bad luck completely break out, and when the time comes, he will drink water and stuff his teeth, and he will naturally obediently break the fortune and eliminate the disaster." ”

"Eh, how can I get this, I won't!"

"Simple, I'll teach you a way to make his bad luck move completely. ”

After Qigong finished speaking, he passed a method to Xiao Feng's mind, and then a smile appeared on the corner of Xiao Feng's mouth.

"Let's go, Lin Tian, woodland, let's go outside and beg!"

Xiao Feng said, called the two brothers out of the store together, and begged for passers-by under the big landscape tree.

The store manager was relieved to see that the three beggars had finally gone out, if the three beggars had stayed in the store, the business would not have been good, and the next thing was to wait for the customers to come to the door.

I went to the water dispenser again, I took a glass of water, the food I ate today tasted a little salty, and I was thirsty quickly, so I took a sip ,,, Gollum, and then drank again, but the gas didn't catch up, and some of the water choked into the trachea, and suddenly the store manager coughed uncomfortably.

"Ahem,,, ahem,,, ahem, ahem, ahem,,, ahem"

After a burst of coughing, his face was flushed, Xiao Li saw it, and hurriedly came over to help him beat his back, coughed for a while, and finally gasped.

The cough has stopped, but the throat is already hot, take a few deep breaths and drink some water to moisten your throat.

It's okay not to drink water, but the sore throat is for a while, once you drink water, the result is even worse, I saw that the store manager just drank the water into his mouth, and was choked again, and kept coughing, coughing so that the other two were embarrassed to look at it, and they also ran over to help him beat his back.

"What's wrong with the store manager, I'm choking like this when I drink water!"

The cashier couldn't help but speak.

"I'm unlucky, I'm lucky, everything goes well, and if I'm unlucky, I can drink water between my teeth. ”

Xiao Li couldn't help but say, although it was an unintentional move, but the speaker had no intention, the listener had a heart, and the store manager put this sentence in his heart, is it really bad luck?

Hmph, those few are beggars, and they are not fortune tellers, how can they know this, even if they are fortune tellers, they are just fooling people, and if they want to make more money, they will naturally go to the mysterious place, the more gods they are, the more the audience will believe.

After getting better, the store manager didn't dare to continue drinking water.

"Okay, okay, an accident, accidentally choked on the water, you continue to wait for the guest, I'll go sit for a while. ”

Employees continue to return to their posts, waiting for guests to come to the door.

The knot is in the human realm, and there is no noise of cars and horses.

Ask you, how can you be?

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely see the South Mountain.

The mountain weather is good, and the birds are returning.

There is a true meaning in this, and I have forgotten to distinguish it.

The store manager and the clerks were worried, while Xiao Feng and the three of them were chatting leisurely.

"Boss, can this be done?" Lin Tian asked.

"The boss does things, can there be something that can't be done, just wait, I believe in the boss. "Woodland interface.

"Whether it will be successful or not, I can't say clearly, look at the sky, whether the sky is not or not, it is difficult to ,,, things are man-made, do your best, and it is possible. ”

Xiao Feng said a few words that were not too esoteric, and the two brothers didn't know what they said, but they thought that what the boss said was very mysterious, and they believed it in a daze.