"You're ruthless!" Xu Fu turned around and left. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The mountains and forests returned to silence, and it seemed that everyone had disappeared in an instant. There are no monsters in the mountains and forests, and many animals of all sizes jump out of the shelter and live their lives happily. An emerald green grasshopper stared at the swaying ears of wheat in the wind, and jumped happily, but it seemed to pass through a hazy rain and mist, and before it understood what was happening, it was pressed into its mouth by a palm.

The ninja took shape, one, two...... Many figures were revealed, and there were no less than six or seven hundred of them if they were counted slightly. Xu Fu was drinking a little wine in their guards, and two beautiful maids were smiling and serving by their side, but these two maids had no heart, and their chests were empty and a big hole. Their hearts were placed on a plate carved out of beautiful jade as a whole, and Xu Fu's appetizer was served.

"Yes, your cultivation is higher, and your heart is more delicious. Xu Fu ate with his mouth full of blood.

The maids smiled sweetly, and their chests were covered with tiny granulations that visibly began to heal. A small piece of flesh appeared in the place where the original heart was, and the blood vessels and meridians were wrapped around like snakes. Their smiles are getting more and more beautiful. "That's a good measure. A maid bit her tongue with a long tail and said, "Obviously, we have a lot of people, and obviously our strength is stronger, but the adults actually let them go, it's really a good measure." ”

"Our adults are thinking about the feelings of the same family, and we are affectionate and righteous. The voice of the other maid penetrated into the marrow.

One of them is delicate and cute, and the other is like a legendary feminine woman who makes men crazy. The surrounding ninjas shivered at the same time, and the smell of beauty made their patience, concentration, and even cultivation disappear. Xu Fu laughed and kneaded their buttocks, and a pair of turquoise eyes swept over like searchlights.

The ninjas hurriedly lowered their heads and retreated.

Xu Fu said coldly: "Heh~~ Where do I see the friendship of the same door? I Xu Fu was expelled from the sect, and at that time I had nothing to do with Middle-earth. No, not then, but ......" he laughed wildly, laughing, the cold wind seemed to freeze the space, "I don't remember any bullshit ever since I sought immortality. I just devoured 300 boys and girls, and that old guy expelled me from the sect and made me never able to set foot in Middle-earth! The old guy's cultivation in 999 years has not finally turned into ashes? I Xu Fu can't become an immortal, I can't be a Buddha, but I can live forever, hahahaha......

"Then let's go back? ”

"Go back, of course. Xu Fu seemed to be saying to others, as if to himself: "Our strength is very strong, which is true, but it is still a lot worse than the entire Datang." Don't worry, don't worry, the Tang Dynasty, Taoism, Confucianism and Buddhism are all established, and Confucianism promotes benevolence to the outside world. ”

The charming maid nodded with a smile, "That's nature." ”

The delicate maid was a little unhappy, shook Xu Fu's arm and asked, "Then let's not care about the destruction of the embassy?" ”

"Don't worry, the strong in the prosperous world will die the fastest in the civil strife. Xu Fu looked in the direction of Chang'an City, with a strange smile, meaning something......

Ren Qianqiu walked very fast, he has always been carefree, and he never stayed in one place for long. He is not afraid that Xu Fu will go and return, even with Xu Fu's cultivation, he will be discovered by the Fengwei within a thousand miles of Chang'an City, and it will not take too much time for him to come.

But he didn't expect that in a remote alley in a peaceful Chang'an City, an uninvited guest suddenly came.

Knock knock knock rhythmically at the door.

"Who's coming?" a tall and sturdy man pushed open the door, the honest smile on his face suddenly became dull, his eyes flashed with cold light, and for a moment it was like a majestic giant bear waking up from his sleep, and the terrifying momentum continued to soar.

"It's really surprising that the dignified Remnant Bear Dao Shao Si Ming lives in such a place. "At the door was a man wearing a hat, tall and thin, with a strange appearance, and a huge scar across his originally handsome face, twisted like a big centipede, which made people feel chills in their hearts when they saw it. He took the hat away, revealing his bare head with twelve ring scars, and smiled even more happily.

"Will you invite me in and sit down?" he said, raising an eyebrow, and the 'big centipede' jumped and jumped.

"I have nothing to say to you. The bear's mouth was open.

"Very good, our three-hundred-year friendship has long since died, isn't it? Haha, that's fine, I'll just say here, you give it to me, no, not for me, I don't have such a big face. Excuse me, Lord Shao Si Ming of the Remnant Bear Dao, please look at the face of the master and listen carefully: The Buddha Master, that is, our good master, he wants you to kill Agu. ”

"I'm no longer a Buddhist. ”

"But you have to listen to the master, don't you? you must do it well, otherwise your monster wife, and your litter of sons and daughters - haha monsters can really give birth, a litter gave birth to 7 children for you, haha a litter!"

The man laughed uncontrollably and said, "Master Shizun wants you to kill Agu, you must kill him, otherwise your whole family will die! Don't think about telling Ouyang Xiu, or those old monsters who are old monsters in Xuelin Su, they are not qualified to take Shizun, even if they are pilgrims, they are not qualified to criticize our Buddhism!" He stretched out his finger and pointed at Xiong Wuying's nose, once, twice, and poked Xiong Wuying from the door to the place where he practiced martial arts in the door, he glanced at the narrow space, and sneered: " The Remnant Bear Road is really the last line of defense of Datang, hidden so deeply. Are you practicing martial arts here? Haha, no one believes that Shao Si Ming of the Remnant Bear Dao can practice martial arts here, can you play it?"

"Remember, kill Agu, you can't let someone from Confucianism become an immortal! If some of them become immortals, how can we still mix with Buddhism? Kill him, otherwise your whole family will die!"

The man with the scar melted in the air like a puff of green smoke, Xiong Wuying's tall body knelt on the ground, tears flowed profusely, and kept muttering four words: "The whole family is dead, the whole family is dead, the whole family is dead?"

He suddenly looked up, and his big brass bell-like eyes burst into a fierce light.

Today's well building is particularly lively, Agu just received a few visiting officials, and a large group of Taoist priests with fairy wind and bones came to him. It is said that it is a fairy wind Dao bone, and there are a few sloppy and unkempt guys among them, especially a guy who is wearing a seven-star Taoist robe, holding a whisk in his hand, and the five-colored brilliance of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth ripples back and forth on the whisk. When the Taoist priest saw him, he was a bear hug and cried like his father and mother had died.

"Woo Poor Dao wants to become an immortal, Woo Woo Poor Dao wants to learn Confucianism, let Miss Liu teach me how to cultivate both Confucianism and Taoism, and Poor Dao also wants to become an immortal. Snot and tears were all wiped on Agu's thighs, and the three-clawed dragon robe instantly bounced away from the dirty things, but it couldn't bounce off his thin claws, as if they would break off themselves without breaking. "Poor Dao wants to become an immortal, Poor Dao wants to apprentice, Liu Ru is Miss Liu, hurry up and let her drink Poor Dao's apprenticeship tea!" While shouting, he wiped more snot and tears on Agu's body, and the three-clawed dragon robe bounced out of all these dirty things, Bai Angzhi and a few of them, as well as the Taoist priests who came together, all jumped away a few hundred meters.

"Wuchenzi, do you still want to be shameless?" the Taoist priests shouted angrily.

"What is the face?Can you eat it?" Wuchenzi's face changed suddenly, and he jumped up and turned around and scolded: "Old Biaotou, Nian Changsheng, and you old ghosts, don't say that you don't want to be Taoist and cultivate into immortals!

He pointed to the noses of those Taoist priests and scolded: "Old Biaotou, you like women, all the spirit stones you get are spent in the Splendid Workshop, and you will not let go of a little bit of silver, and it will also fall on the belly of the low-priced secret prostitute;

Counting the Taoist priests in one breath, Wuchenzi showed a kind of remembrance, a very proud expression and said proudly: "Or my Wuchenzi has a good character, I don't drink, I am not lustful, I am usually a vegetarian, if Miss Liu accepts apprentices, Lao Tzu is the best choice!"

"Fuck off, you shit!"

"Master Agu, don't be deceived by this old boy! He's a killer, and he's going to kill thousands of people in his life!"

"The morality of the dustless is corrupt, and he wants to kill anyone he sees. By the way, he also killed our officials in Datang!"

The crowd was angry, everyone was angry, Wuchenzi's face was red, and he raised his neck and shouted: "Those who are killed by the poor road are those who should be killed! Don't spray people with blood, don't spray people with blood......

"There are no relatives or neighbors on the road to becoming immortals, and the old Taoist priest must expose you. You're a killer, a killer!"

Seeing that an epic war movie was about to be staged, Agu waved his hand, "Take it all." ”

"Huh?" the Taoist priests were dumbfounded.

"I said I took it all. Agu blinked his eyes, counted slightly, and said, "8 Sword-flying level monks, only fools will not accept it." Liu Ru is on the top floor of the well building, you go to find her, remember to respect the teacher, otherwise you will all go back to cultivate by yourself. ”

The Taoist priests immediately returned to their original state, smiling and singing one by one, and swaggered past Agu. The thief of Bai Ang came over to talk to Agu and threw Emperor Meow into the well building. Emperor Meow almost turned around and scratched him, but he thought of being Liu Ruyi's bodyguard before he whined and went back.

"Eat you sooner or later. He muttered quietly.

Bai Angzhi returned a smug look and whispered to Agu: "Are these people who don't know their origin reliable?"