Volume 20 Half a bottle of Ruiao

The little girl was in a bad mood.

The moment she got up early in the morning, opened the door in disheveled clothes, and saw the slut lying on the handmade sofa she had ordered from Italy, she had a hunch that today would definitely not be a good day.

"Ah!!!!" slid over the living room with incredible bounce force, and Shi Dan stepped on Lin Lang's stomach fiercely: "Why are you here?! Get out of here!"

"Poof!" Lin Lang, who didn't know what kind of dream he was having, was suddenly hit, and his body instantly bent into a ripe shrimp. Rolling off the sofa, covering his stomach with one hand, Lin Lang wiped the saliva that flowed from the corner of his mouth: "Are you crazy?!"

"Why are you in my house?!" Shi Dan turned a deaf ear, bent down and grabbed the other party's collar, with an unusually fierce expression: "Say it quickly! Otherwise, your aunt will strangle you or not?"

"You made me sleep here. Lin Lang covered his chest with both hands, and looked weak in the face of the rapist: "Last night, you said that you were in a good mood, and you must drink to celebrate......"

"And then?" Shi Dan twisted his beautiful eyebrows when he heard this, as if there was something like this?

"And then you drink too much. You must pull me to worship the handle, and I can't break my hands. What else do you say that from today onwards, you and I will become brothers with different surnames, and we do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day of the same month. As if he suddenly remembered something, Lin Lang's face palpitated: "The most important thing is that you just finished talking and crawled there and didn't move, as if you died violently, which scared me into tears." ”

"......" With the other party's narration, Shi Dan was also sorting out his thoughts at the same time. Then the little girl reluctantly admitted that although she couldn't remember some details clearly, what the slut said was true. Clearing her throat, she tried to save a little face for herself: "You...... What do you know? My aunt and grandmother are temperamental! It's normal to drink too much wine and be a little more heroic!"

"But you've only drunk half a bottle of Rui Ao......"

“......”

Lose face. The annoyed little girl grabbed the slut's neck and shook it back and forth quickly: "Then what does all this have to do with you in my house?"

"Don't ...... Don't shake it. Lin Lang was stunned, and stretched out his hand to grab the little girl who was running away: "Later, you told me the address, and I helped you back!"

"Really?" Stopping the movements in his hand, Shi Dan racked his brains to recall, but the picture behind seemed to be covered by a fog, and he couldn't really think about it.

"The ......"

Lin Lang's words interrupted Shi Dan's thoughts. Angrily, she tightened her hand card, and the little girl was very impatient: "What do you want to do?"

"Black. Lin Lang wanted to look away, but he didn't want to. Stretched out his finger and pointed to the T-shirt on the other party's body, which was already loose and had a larger neckline with Shi Dan's bending movement: "It's too mature, it's not suitable for you." ”

"Die, you?" slapped away the other party's claws with one hand, and Shi Dan didn't react until she lowered her head with Lin Lang's gaze. With a high-decibel scream, the little girl grabbed her loose neckline, opened her bow left and right, and stomped the slut a few times: "Stinky rascal! Dead pervert!" turned around and ran to her room. Halfway through the run, he probably felt still unrelieved, so he turned back and kicked Lin Lang before rushing into the room.

Bang!

The door was slammed slam shut, leaving Lin Lang alone in the living room grinning and rubbing his calves.

Black really doesn't work for you! Why kick me?

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The little girl's mood was even worse.

Shi Dan, who returned to the room and tossed for an hour before reappearing, was wearing a suit and trousers, with a lady's tie hanging from his white slender neck seemingly casually, and his long hair behind him was pulled into a ponytail, revealing a neat handsomeness.

At least Lin Lang was stunned for a long time.

"Hmph. The delicate wrinkled her nose, and the other party's expression that she had never seen a beautiful woman made the little girl very useful, and somewhat eased the resentment in her heart: "What do you see?"

"Ah...... Ah, nothing. Touching his nose, Lin Lang felt a little embarrassed. It just so happened that there was a knock on the door at this time, and Lin Lang got up to cover up his little pig brother just now: "I'll open the door." ”

"Shi Dan Xiao......" looked at Lin Lang who opened the door, and the courier brother was a little confused: "...... Sir's house?"

"Something?" didn't answer, Lin Lang looked the other party up and down.

"Oh, nothing. The courier brother fumbled in the satchel on his waist for a while, and pulled out a thin envelope: "There is a mail of yours, please sign for it." ”

"Oh. Signing Shi Dan's name on the receipt form decently, Lin Lang closed the door.

"Who?" said the little girl, still standing in the living room.

"I sent the courier. Lin Lang was already unpacking: "Said it was an email sent to you...... Oops!"

kicked the slut to the ground, Shi Dan snatched the envelope, and said viciously: "I don't want the claws anymore, huh, you dare to touch my aunt's things......?" 450,000?!" Pulling out the check, Shi Dan looked at the numbers on it in disbelief: "450,000?!What about 50,000?!" With the little girl's shaking, another piece of paper slipped from the envelope. Squatting down, Shi Dan picked up the paper and unfolded it: "'Dear Miss Shi Dan, thank you very much for properly handling the feng shui problem of my house, and enclosing the other 50% of the agreed remuneration in advance. That's right! 50% of 1 million is 500,000! Doesn't this old man know how to settle accounts?" shook the page, and the little girl found that there was still a line on the back: "'Note: The cost of the gilded doorknob of the door of the house has been deducted. ’”

"What gold-plated doorknob?" Shi Dan felt that the other party was simply inexplicable: "Such a big boss, why doesn't he even have this integrity?!no, I'm going to find him!" angrily opened the door and greeted Lin Lang: "Go, come with me!"

"This ...... Your business, can't I get involved?" Lin Lang shrank into the house: "I'll just buy groceries at home, cook and wait for you." ”

"What home? where is your home, this is my home!" kicked Lin Lang angrily, Shi Dan pulled him and walked out: "Eat me, live in me, what's wrong with letting you do something?"

"I ...... I won't go!" Holding the door frame and not letting go, Lin Lang refused to move: "My eldest aunt is here, it's inconvenient!"

"Let go! You let me go!" grabbed the other party's neck, and the little girl also lost her temper: "Yo, you're here, aren't you?

"Hey, you still dare to run, come back to me!