"Are you really a mortal?" she looked at Agu in confusion. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"It's like a fake. ”

Agu put the City God Temple on the table, took out his mobile phone and dialed Bai Angzhi's number, the mobile phone showed a map, all the maps were white, except for the one where Tianhai City was located, which was the purple of the Heavenly Dao.

This is the perfect area recognized by the Heavenly Dao, and a land lord is needed.

Ning Caier and Xiaoxi were doing their homework in the Lin Jushui House, Ning Caier was turning hard with the pen between her fingers, she couldn't understand why Xiaoxi was studying the one hand, she was also working in the orphanage, and on the other hand, she was still listening to classes in the orphanage, we are not ordinary people, why should we live the life of ordinary people?

She couldn't sit down anymore, and turned on the lottery channel on the TV: "This time the prediction must be correct!" 3,2,1~~ The lottery number is..."Wrong again!" very consciously ran to the bed and lay down, took off his coat and covered the quilt, "I slept." Shout softly.

"Sister, are you going to be unconscious again?" asked the big girl with a wink.

"It's all to blame on that dead ghost father, his genes are not very strong, prophecy is always wrong, huhu~~ I faint after using it once. ”

Soon there was a slight snoring sound, which was also where Ning Caier was dissatisfied, she always snored when she was sleeping, although it was very quiet.... Xiaoxi put down the book in her hand and carefully tucked up the quilt for her, "Big girl sleep." The calm voice had the appearance of a little adult, and the big girl lay down obediently, peeking at him from time to time, but soon fell asleep as well.

Xiaoxi went to look at the second girl in the cradle again, and made sure that everything was okay before continuing to open the book, turning two pages and suddenly skimming out a satisfied smile, "It's all good, so it's good, I really want to thank Brother Agu... I'm going to try to enrich myself, and I'm going to have to help Brother Agu. Xiaoxi was afraid of being treated as a burden, and even more afraid that her sisters and sisters would be driven away by Agu, "I am a man, I have to take care of them." "Clenched my fists and made a cheering poss, and started to study harder.

No one noticed that there was an extra man next to him, Bai Angzhi looked at Xiaoxi blankly, stretched out his hand to touch Xiaoxi's hair, and shrank back timidly, "What's wrong with me?" he asked himself softly, "It's just something I don't want, but... The nose is sore. ”

Bai Angzhi, or should I say Zhou Yu, he never knew what a child was and what it meant from beginning to end. Well, when he was thirty or forty years old, he liked children very much, and those who were old and had children were even more favored, but what is he? Is he 150 or 160 years old? At this time, when he has children, he really can't produce any incense.

"I am immortal, I am immortal, so what does a child mean to me?"

Bai Angzhi flicked the back of Xiaoxi's head to let him sleep, and he found a random place to sit down, holding his chin with his palm and thinking, "Well, let's talk about children, for me it is at most the crystallization of love, but what is the crystallization without love, will I have feelings for them?" He couldn't help but wonder who Xiaoxi's mother was, "Liu Wan, Li Wan, or Chen Xiaojing, I can't remember, their mother is not alone, and I don't remember the names of those women." "Suddenly I was a little lost.

"Mom, Dad~~~" The girl muttered in her sleep, with a sweet smile on her childish face, Bai Angzhi suddenly shuddered, "Call me?!!" jumped up and rushed over, he was relieved to see the girl's sweet sleeping face, but then he was lost.

Unconsciously tucked the corners of the quilt for the big girl, and hugged Xiaoxi on the bed, the second girl over there hummed twice, he quickly shook the cradle, humming the 'lullaby' that he couldn't understand, very softly.

Ning Cai'er was still snoring, she was too tired, Bai Angzhi laughed out loud when she heard her subtle call, and hurriedly covered her mouth, "Ha, it's not good for little girls to snore." With a click of her finger, a subtle crystal light lit up in the air, and the light poured into Ning Cai'er's body to replenish her consumption of abuse ability, Ning Cai'er's voice immediately stopped, and she fell asleep even deeper.

He reached out and stroked Ning Caier's hair, "The little girl's family, ha, has grown into a big girl." Suddenly he snapped back his hand like an electric shock, "This... Do I have feelings for children? No, it's just a drag bottle born to a woman whose name I can't even remember, tall or short, fat or thin, or even a person or a monster, how can I have feelings? Haha no, definitely not!"

Nodding very seriously, Bai Angzhi was about to go out, at this time Ning Caier wrinkled her nose playfully and smiled, "Brother Agu~~"

Bai Angzhi turned his head like a robot, gurgling, gurgling, "Brother Agu, Cai'er wants to be your bride, hum, what Paula Zhao Miaomiao, it's all aunts, old aunts~~~"

Ning Cai'er muttered a little, turned over and went back to sleep.

Bai Angzhi: "...."I want to kill someone.

In the apartment near the criminal police team, Bai Angzhi smashed Agu's door with a brick, and suddenly the mobile phone rang, and he scolded bitterly when he connected it, "Open the door, you open the door for Lao Tzu!"

Agu opened the door, "What a coincidence, I was looking for you." ”

"What are you looking for me, looking for a fight!" Bai Ang called out one of the bricks.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Agu hurriedly jumped back, "I provoked you, did you provoke you? Why the hell did you beat me?"

"Because you're a scum, garbage, bastard, pedophile, perverted shameless~!!"

"Hey, there's business, don't make a fuss. ”

"Which eye of yours saw me making trouble, I'm going to beat you!"

Agu jumped up and down to dodge the flying bricks, "You still say it's not a trouble? Your dignified master smashed me with a brick? Interesting, you're enough, enough is enough, and then I'll fight back!"

Bai Angzhi immediately stopped, blinked, and looked around innocently, "Master, where is the master?"

"Don't pretend. ”

"Huh, you say I'm a master?" Bai Angzhi hugged his stomach and laughed, "If I were a master, I would have taken you down, haha, you said I was a master? Okay, I admit to knowing about your warrior monsters, but that's information from the family, and I don't know martial arts. ”

Agu's face was full of disbelief, Lin Zixia rolled her eyes and continued to drink, Emperor Meow looked at this and then that, and touched it with drool, and the meat pad on his paws made him silent.

"Ahh

"Ah~~~" The miserable cry made the listener sad and the listener cried, Bai Angzhi jumped around holding his calf, "Dead cat, get out of the way! Agu, you take care of this cat in your house, bite me to death, it hurts! I rely on this monster, it must be a monster, right?" Pulling Emperor Meow's tail and pulling hard, Emperor Meow just gritted his teeth and didn't let go.

"Emperor Meow. Agu shouted.

Emperor Meow reluctantly let go of his mouth, and turned over and landed gracefully in the back of his heel, licking the blood stains at the corners of his mouth, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

"Agu, you actually let a cat bite me, or are you not a good friend? Okay, you see that I'm not a master, I can't deal with a cat, no, this is not a cat, it must be a monster, you actually let a monster bite me?"

"Emperor Meow. Agu screamed again.

The elegant Siamese black cat licked its paws and washed its face in a kind of aristocratic style, "Wash your hands after eating, meow is a noble cat, and you have to wash your face after washing your hands." The paw was stained with the blood wiped on his face, and he quickly licked it off with his tongue, "It's delicious, meow, this 'only' person's life level is so high, it's just delicious." ”

Its eyes lit up, and it looked at Bai Angzhi with a full appetite, Bai Angzhi jumped back and made an attacking posture, "What? You still want to bite me? I'll kill you this time!"

Emperor Meow estimated the difference in combat power between the enemy and me, and ran back regretfully.

"Okay, I'm looking for you this time. Agu glanced at the wine cabinet that was plagued, and called Emperor Meow to buy some food and come back, Emperor Meow took out his mobile phone and called, and after a while, Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor came with Chen Changsheng, and it was Chen Changsheng who really sent things, and Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor came to eat.

Chen Changsheng cleaned up the table, set up the chairs, a plate of braised pork, two steamed fish with osmanthus, a pot of spicy crayfish, two servings of chicken in the pot, and a plate of wolfberry sprouts and wild vegetables pickled by his mother-in-law.

"It's hard work. "I handed over the bill.

Chen Changsheng smirked, and the shrewd man waved his hand and ran out like a child in the face of Agu.

"Okay, let's get down to business. Bai Angyi was eating wild vegetables prepared from wolfberry sprouts, and looked at Emperor Meow with bad intentions, eating too much fish and meat is still refreshing, but if you have a braised black cat, he is not too greasy.

Emperor Meow Cat took advantage of the human momentum and stared back at the past without showing weakness.

After three rounds of drinking, Agu asked Bai Angzhi, "Do you want to be the land prince of Tianhai City?"

Except for Lin Zixia and Emperor Meow, everyone was stunned, and the chopsticks in Bai Angzhi's hand paused for a moment, and said with a smile: "Land? It seems that I am at this level now." ”

Mo Xiaopang was so frightened that he fell to the ground, the ghost doctor's eyes looked at Agu with admiration to madness, he knew that the silver horn was not ordinary, in his guess, the silver horn was beyond the existence of the martial artist who took that step, and he was a real monk, but he didn't expect that Agu still knew such a person, this is simply incredible.

"I actually drank with this kind of being, this kind of being was kind and kind to me—Master is so amazing!" remembered that after drinking with Bai Angzhi twice, the ghost doctor was so happy that he was about to fly.

Bai Angzhi squinted at them with the demeanor of a great master, and turned to Agu with a slightly different meaning, "You did a good job here, I wanted to do this before, because some things have been put on hold, but if you want to make it bigger, it's not enough, your strength is too weak." He said a chopstick dish and filled his mouth, "Do you want me to be the land here?" hehe, hahahaha, I laughed, I still need to guard here in a third-tier city?

"But I'm talking about real land. Agu smiled too.

..... Bai Angzhi's chopsticks stopped, his eyes were straight like a fool, and the food in his mouth fell on the table with a click. The real land? Is it what he thinks? Is it really like that? When the immortal fan is separated forever, the land of the mountain god does not exist, he stepped into that step, he broke through the limit of the martial artist and became a monk, but at most he is a monk, a cultivator, a vagabond beyond mortals, the land lord is a real immortal, although the lowest level is also famous in the sky, a completely different existence, okay?

No matter how powerful the monk is, like the sword immortal of Shushan, even if Bai Mei is a guy who was famous in the world thousands of years ago, he has to be respectful in the face of the land, even if he can pinch a bunch of land princes to death with one hand, then he is also a monk, not an immortal.

Bai Angzhi looked at Agu stupidly, so frightened that he couldn't speak.

"Looks like you're willing. Agu stretched out his hand and put it on Bai Angzhi's forehead, and the words he said almost scared Bai Angzhi to death.

"On behalf of the Heavenly Dao, pardon Bai Angzhi as the land prince of Tianhai City, and from then on transcend the five elements, not in the six realms, the heavenly way enforces the law, edict!"

The golden light was released, Bai Angzhi had an extra crutch in his hand, and when he closed his eyes, the entire Tianhai City was shrouded in his divine thoughts, it was not that he became stronger, but that a rule in the dark gave him special power, allowing him to control the rotation of the four seasons of Tianhai City and the change of land.

"Ruixue is a good year, the snow is three feet, and it can be stopped. Bai Angzhi spit out this sentence unconsciously, as soon as his voice fell, the snowflakes falling all over the sky stopped, and he couldn't help but clench the crutches in his hand, "This... This is not the power of the land lord!"

"Immortals are forever apart. Agu smiled and said, "There are no immortals in the mortal world, the Dragon King of the Four Seas, the Thunder God Rain Master, all of them can't go down to the mortal, you are the land lord of Tianhai City, you can naturally control these things in Tianhai City, anyway, those high-level immortals are not there, you can play as you want." ”

"Then I'll make a scourge out and have fun?"

"If you want to die, you do it. ”

Bai Angzhi was eager to try, and his newly acquired strength was stronger than he imagined, and he even forgot what he had just been scared for a while, but Lin Zixia's slender fingers next to him kept knocking on the table, bell, bell, and she didn't know that the table was knocked out of the hole.

"On behalf of the heavens?" she gritted her teeth.

"Heavenly Law Enforcement?" the little silver tooth rattled.

"What's wrong?" the ghost doctor asked, dumbfounded.

"What's wrong? You ask me what's wrong!" Lin Zixia jumped up, "I want to be an assistant policeman, Agu, I have to be an assistant policeman, my God, my god, if it's not me, it's a god... Oh my god, who the hell are you?"

Bai Angzhi also reacted, and the newly promoted land began to tremble.

"Nothing, just slogans. Agu Gu said to him.

Lin Zixia completely lost the arrogance of the great immortal, what he said was the way of acting for the heavens, this can be said casually? Many people always say that they do the way for the heavens or something, but 'for' and 'generation' are completely two different meanings, okay?

No, it's not bragging, if you brag, you can't seal the land duke, and the land duke is also a fairy, when the immortals were not isolated in the past, the pardon of the land also had to be approved by the Jade Emperor, and other immortals were not qualified even if they were too old kings, Agu casually sealed a land duke, doesn't that mean that he has a little bit of the power of the Jade Emperor?

"On behalf of the heavens, on behalf of... Heavenly Dao, on behalf of Heavenly Dao!" Lin Zixia poured three bottles of wine in a row to stop her pounding little heart. "I'm going to be your assistant!" she shouted impatiently.

"Alright, Assistant. Agu nodded.

The ringing bell mobile phone rang immediately, Agu didn't need to look to know who it was, he threw the mobile phone to Lin Zixia, and after connecting it, there was a loud roar, "Wait!

"What are you doing back?"

"Kill!"

Click, the phone hangs up. Lin Zixia turned back speechlessly, and apologized, "That, Jade Rabbit." ”

"Zixia, you give the old lady to die!"

"That, Jade Rabbit!"

"It's useless to say anything, the old lady is going to kill you, and you are still the old lady's monkey brother!"

"Sister..."Lin Zixia glanced at Agu embarrassedly, hid out to make a call, and only came back for more than half an hour, she threw her phone to Agu, and drank sullenly.

"What's wrong?" Agu wondered.

"She's friends with Dead Monkey. ”

"Huh?" Agu turned into a curious baby, no, in Journey to the West, the Jade Rabbit and Sun Wukong have a very lively fight, and you come and go more than other monsters, although there are many dark lines in Journey to the West, but I really don't see that the two of them have a good relationship.

Lin Zixia glanced at him, "It's a show, Heavenly Court sent someone to obstruct the scriptures, and the Jade Rabbit had no choice but to go, is there anything more fake than them?"

"I don't see it fake. ”

"Who is the dead monkey? Yutu is not a god with strong combat power, why did she fight with him for thousands of rounds, but she couldn't beat and ran to the heavenly court, she was yin again, and she was blocked at the Nantianmen and not allowed to enter, just because she wanted her to die in the hands of the monkey. But what did the monkey do? It was okay to chase and beat Mao Yingshan's lair, and beat and beat and beat until the old ghost of Tota couldn't stop Chang'e, and finally the old ghost of Tota was blocked by Chang'e and Jade Rabbit in his immortal mansion for a hundred years and did not dare to go out, or the Jade Emperor mediated and beat the old ghost of Tota with 300 whips, and that was the end of the matter. ”

Agu touched his chin, "You're here to sue, right?"

Lin Zixia's beautiful eyes flowed, "Yes, what do you want?"

"Nothing, there is a chance to kill Li Jing's old ghost. ”

"Bingo. Lin Zixia high-fived Agu in the air, and that's it.

Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor's eyes circled, they watched Agu and Lin Zixia discuss together, how to kill Li Jing's old ghost, it is not enough to kill it, the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty are waiting, and if it is not enough, the car cracks in the Spring and Autumn Period will also be used, anyway, the immortals are not easy to die - they heard it sweating in their heads, and they almost suspected that they had crossed into the world of Xianxia.

"Are you all right?" Mo Xiaopang asked stupidly.

"It's fine. Agu looked Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor up and down, and the two of them were furious by him.

"On behalf of the heavens. Agu suddenly spoke, so frightened that Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor trembled.

Lin Zixia glanced at the City God Temple on the table and raised her eyebrows. What is this going to do? Do you still have to divide the city god? This can't be, Bai Angzhi has the strength to seal the land duke, no one here has the qualifications to be the city god, no qualifications, even the Jade Emperor has no right to pardon it.

But... If it's really 'Acting for the Heavenly Dao', then it's definitely okay. She looked at Agu deeply, are you really a substitute for the Heavenly Dao, are you really a 'substitute for the Heavenly Dao'?

Agu didn't know that she wanted to fork it, in fact, he didn't know the rights of the Heavenly Court police, but he could really do it within the scope of Heavenly Dao's rewards, I saw him look out the window for a while, and threw the City God Temple out of Qingyuguan.

"On behalf of the Heavenly Dao, pardon Mo Xiaopang as the City God of Tianhai City, and from then on transcend the Five Elements, not in the Six Paths, Heavenly Dao Law Enforcement, E!"

"On behalf of the Heavenly Dao, pardon the ghost doctor as the judge of the Chenghuang Temple in Tianhai City, and from then on transcend the five elements, not in the six realms, the Heavenly Dao enforces the law, edict!"

As soon as the voice fell, Mo Xiaopang and the ghost doctor disappeared on the spot, they appeared in the small temple of Qingyuguan, the small temple was still the small temple, but the statue of the Sanqing god enshrined in it disappeared, and it turned to the black-faced leopard-eyed Tianhai City City God, and the City God judge next to him was holding a book of life and death, with a blue face and fangs, which was really terrifying.

The two glanced at each other, "Haha, why do you look like this?" "Say me, haha you look even weirder." They believed that Agu would not harm them, and they looked very relaxed, but then a torrent of information poured into their minds, and their expressions became serious, and they opened their mouths at the same time.

The wings on both sides of their heads began to shake, and the official seals of the city god and the book of life and death in their hands also emitted a faint black light, and the empty and deep sound swept through the streets and alleys of the entire Tianhai City, including the county seats, towns, and villages under their jurisdiction, and there were voices that ordinary people and even ordinary monsters could not hear.

"Since the immortal fan is forever separated, the city god of Tianhai City has been rebuilt, and since then Tianhai has reappeared in reincarnation, life and death have been reincarnated, and they will not hesitate to alternate. ”

The two of them smiled when they said this, "Haha, you are a city god, so ugly." "The judge is even more ugly, are you sure you are not a demon crawling out of hell with this green face and fangs?" "What do you care about me?" "Hahahahahaha..."

The two rolled on the offering table, and Garfield jumped out, "Who dares to be presumptuous on the lintel of Taoism? I rub the gods?"

The old Taoist priest also ran in from the back wing, and when he saw them, he knelt on the ground, "Master Chenghuang, Xiaodao will meet Lord Chenghuang, and meet Lord Chenghuang Judge." ”

"Excuse me... Hahahaha. Mo Xiaopang still wanted to take the shelf, so he couldn't help but hold his stomach and laughed, "Haha the old Taoist priest is me, Garfield, are you stupid, it's me, Mo Xiaopang." ”

Garfield looked at them stupidly, just as they had just looked at Agu stupidly, when suddenly tears flowed from the cat's eyes, and he meowed.

"I don't understand human language. ”

"Meow, woo, woo, woo..." Garfield hugged the old Taoist priest and cried bitterly, "There are immortals, there are immortals, you don't have to die, little Taoist, I don't have to bury you like burying your grandfather, your grandfather, your father, woo little Taoist." ”

"Ancestors don't cry. ”

"Woo I didn't cry, I didn't cry when I came to the tiger... Mo Xiaopang, I'll be a mount for you, I'm a tiger, I'll be a mount for you, as long as you let the little Taoist priest be a temple blessing, you don't have to be a ghost when you die, you don't have to be a ghost when you die. ”

"Garfield..."Mo Xiaopang's eyes turned red.

Mo Xiaopang was moved, he thought that it was Garfield's dream to be a fairy mount, it turned out to be for the old Taoist, yes, whether it is a human or a monster, who wants to be free and not to be ridden under the crotch?" "Garfield~~" He called softly, "Don't worry, I haven't figured out what is going on with Chenghuang, I'll see, don't worry." ”

said that others should not be in a hurry, but they were anxious to check the information in their minds.