Chapter 191: If you want to chase a girl, go head-to-head first
Paula stepped out behind Luo Xian, and then walked past the Jade Inspector at a rapid pace. There is a special dressing room in the backstage of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Five Trees, she walked straight in, clicked twice and locked it, and sat down by the mirror to remove her makeup. Two specialized makeup artists looked at her helplessly - it was supposed to be their job.
Knock, there's a knock on the door. The two young girls looked at her in embarrassment, they knew who was outside, and they didn't dare not open the door, but they also saw who locked the door, if they opened the door... Neither side can afford to offend, isn't this asking for their lives?
"Forget it, open the door. Jade Rabbit felt that she had done too much.
The two makeup artists hurriedly opened the door and went out, and when the Jade Police Inspector entered, he went straight to the Jade Rabbit, walked to him and stopped. Luo Xian followed slowly, with an expression of looking at a joke.
"Hey, don't you dare to chase if you want to, what dare you?"
"Haha, you're chasing this girl, it's so funny, haha, I can laugh through the Nine Heavens!"
The jade rabbit clicked and pinched off the eyebrow pencil, Luo Xian seemed to be choked by the neck, and he couldn't speak. Jade Rabbit's dangerous eyes narrowed, he knew what would happen if he laughed again—it was indeed that he had gone too far and made jokes that he shouldn't have made. 'Laughing through the Nine Heavens' is not just a literal meaning, there is a deeper layer.
"Okay, I was wrong, the world is in the world, I'll shut up, shut up..."
Yutu used a special liquid to wash away all traces of makeup, revealing a more beautiful makeup. The Jade Police Inspector was stunned, as if he had never been in love, but he opened his mouth but didn't know what to say. Yutu looked at the time and opened his mouth, "Didn't Agu arrive in the capital? Why don't you go to greet him? According to the rules, the second-level police inspector will report on his work in Beijing, and you, the chief of personnel staff, can't be absent?"
"It's... Nothing is more important than your concert. ”
"No need to do that, I just saved you once. ”
"You didn't just save me, you saved our entire Jade family. Our Yu family relied on medicinal diets to become one of the top families, but I didn't expect that the order of taking medicinal diets was wrong-if I hadn't been reminded by you, I would have died under my own medicinal diet, just like my ancestors. ”
"Then what do you want, I can't repay the promise? Forget it, I'm not interested in ugly men. ”
He can't wait to hold the mirror for three days and three nights, maybe for the sake of modesty and the prestige of the chief of staff, he hasn't paid attention to his appearance for a long time, but many years ago he was also the object of marriage among all the families, and I don't know how many crazy men and women fell for him. Of course, there are reasons for his cultivation talent, but he is not ugly, that's for sure.
"Compare with him. Jade Rabbit pointed at Luo Xian.
The fiery red eyes immediately fell on Luo Xian's body, and the Jade Police Inspector couldn't wait to strangle this cream boy to death on the spot. He is good-looking, with deep eyes, a high nose bridge, and a very resolute facial line, but he is far from Luo Xian. If Luo Xian had scored a perfect score on his appearance, he would have scored 9.5 at most.
"I'm better than him. Gritted his teeth.
"Simple, you guys go it alone. ”
The Jade Police Inspector exploded with a blazing desire to fight, and he looked at Luo Xian, male hormones couldn't help but retreat a lot. "I'm afraid I'll kill him... I really didn't lie to you, I'm a monk, or a monk at the level of the Innocent Golden Body.... You may not know how strong a monk is, but let's say, the special cops who are like Superman are rumored to be on the outside, and those are my subordinates. ”
"I know this, aren't you the chief of personnel staff of the National Special Police Department?"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's the Chief of Personnel Staff. Inspector Jade scratched his head embarrassedly, "I'm afraid you'll treat me like a clerk." I'm not a clerk, I'm very powerful, like him—" He pointed at Luo Xian, raising his head haughtily, "I can slap hundreds of them to death." ”
"Are you sure?" Luo Xian was unhappy.
"Sure, surely, and surely. Inspector Jade looked at him pitifully.
Luo Xian also looked at him with pity, and whispered a word in his ear, and he fell to the ground on his stomach. "Hold on, you're going to have to fight me alone. "Luo helped him up first, and the words of 'comfort' almost made him soften again.
"No, don't dare..."The Jade Police Inspector almost cried, "The younger generation doesn't dare to say anything to the old... The old-timers make a shot, and the younger generations are at fault.... Paula, dear Paula, can we change someone, you're looking for this...."My mouth was deflated, and I was about to cry.
"Alright, go and beat Agu down. ”
Inspector Jade's eyes lit up suddenly, and his expression brightened as the weather in June, "Are you also dissatisfied with Agu? Have you had a holiday with him?"
"Really, I'm not happy with Aguni, and this time he's a disadvantage. Don't get me wrong, the most important reason is definitely your concert, but it's true that I'm not happy with him. He slapped the table, "This kid has been promoted too quickly, no, it's too frizzy." The strategic deployment of peaceful coexistence between shemales should not be implemented until ten years later, but he intensified the contradiction between the special police department and Buddhism, and advanced this deployment... You don't know how frightened I am these days, if the people can't accept the monster thing, it will be a big deal, not only come forward to 'refute the rumors', but also arrest a bunch of people to top the tank. ”
"Especially in various media, national, provincial, and municipal levels, those TV stations must at least grasp the deputy director level to give an explanation to the people, and they have not made mistakes, and they are instructed by us, and they must not be arrested and finished. This has to be done openly and secretly, especially if it is just transferred, at least it has to be promoted by one and a half levels... Now you know how much trouble Kid Aguna has caused me!"
"He's so bad?"
"yes, it's smoking. The Jade Inspector said brightly.
"Alas. Yutu sighed, "No matter how bad it is, I have to end the concert early, if he comes by himself, it's nothing, but Gu Dad and Gu Ma are also here, I'm a prospective daughter-in-law..."
The sky, the earth, the gods and Buddhas... The Jade Inspector's head seemed to have been blown to ashes by 100,000 heavenly thunders, and the whole person was stupid in place. As the chief of staff of the Personnel Department of the Special Police Department, of course he has investigated Agu's affairs and knows that Agu has a 'fiancée' who is very likely to become his wife, the only daughter of the Bai family, and she is very rich. But he didn't dare to investigate Paula, in his mind Paula was a goddess-like being, and he didn't want to desecrate his dreams.
But what did he hear now? Did he hear Paula's laughter, or did he hear the voice of his dream shattering? "You are the only daughter of the Bai family? Aren't you called Paula? No kidding, you're not named White. ”
"My name is Paula, but it's my English name, Paula, Paula, which means petite and delicate, I think I should take a higher name, but the name is someone else's, I can't help it. ”
Jade Rabbit said a pun, 'the name is someone else' and 'the name is given by someone else' are two completely different concepts. Luo Xian smiled meaningfully, but the Jade Inspector obviously didn't notice this. He just thought about 'it's over', 'I have a fiancé' or something, and he went down like a cabbage that hadn't been watered for days.
"That's not right!" suddenly shouted, "Agu is not your fiancé, you haven't held an engagement banquet yet!" He stared at the most perfect face in his heart, and his soul ignited a crazy war, "Agu is not your good match, I am! I want to chase you, I am better than him!"
"Hahaha, you're going to chase her, chase her?" Luo Xian pointed to the nose of the Jade Inspector and laughed, and apologized to the Jade Rabbit, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really can't help it, ha, he wants to chase you, hahahaha..."
The Jade Inspector's face turned black to the bottom of the pot, and he almost drew his sword to cut people, but remembering Luo Xian's 'identity', he suppressed his anger, and he had to smile respectfully at Luo Xian. Then he stared at the Jade Rabbit, waiting for an answer.
"Okay, promise you to chase, just defeat Agu. Jade Rabbit said indifferently.
In a splendid building underground, the debriefing had ended, and the head of the Personnel Department of the Special Police Department received him personally, and introduced all the officials except the head of the National Headquarters and the chief of staff of the Personnel Department to him. Agu didn't mind the absence of the two, he had heard about the head of the headquarters in his perennial retreat, and as for the chief of staff of the personnel department, it was normal for so many officials to be absent, and no one had nothing to do in the capital every day.
The Minister of Personnel presented him with a police rank medal, patted him on the shoulder and said: "The following is the celebration banquet, we old guys will not join in the fun, you are the protagonist." ”
Agu watched these top-notch, each middle-aged people with the rank of police superintendent gradually moving away, and couldn't help but guess their age. "600 years old, 800 years old?" he muttered, "It's really good-looking, these old monsters look quite young." ”
Bai Angzhi laughed, "They just pretend to be tender!"
Gu Dad was frightened, "Be cautious, they are all leaders." He has only come to his senses now, and he has just seen a lot of people who have appeared on TV, all of them are people who have been received by a group of high-ranking officials in the province, and those people can only clench their fists with their hands to congratulate, and they don't even have a chance to come forward to shake hands, which is simply terrible.
"Dad, be natural, don't be so embarrassed. Gu Ma said tremblingly.
"You're not the same, your legs are bent. ”
"It's different, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid..." Gu Ma patted her chest and stood up straight. She was holding a red book in her arms, "What am I afraid of, I have the same identity as them, yes, it is those who have been on TV, I have the same identity as them, I am not afraid." ”
"What nonsense are you talking about, old woman?"
"Where is the nonsense?" Gu Ma trembled as if she was flipping through the family tree and opened the red book, "You didn't pay attention to it just now? What are our identities now, you don't know - oh my God, it's not my auditory hallucination, isn't my eyes bad?"