Agu felt the condition of his injuries and said with a wry smile: "Seven days at most." ”

"Time is too short. Ouyang Xiu glanced at Xuelin Sulao, and Xuelin Sulao rushed out of Wenyuan Pavilion and shot towards the deepest place in the palace. He stroked his beard and pondered for a while, shook his head and said to himself: "It's difficult, it's difficult." ”

In the back garden of the dormitory coiled a long golden dragon, which was a behemoth compared to a human, but its young horns and short whiskers expressed its young age. The tail of the golden dragon coiled around the beams, and the dragon's head snaked along the path, the sun shining through the gaps in the leaves, and the scales were hot.

The meadows are dotted with stars and flowers, butterflies and bees are busy gathering their favorite food, and if they catch them with their claws, they will 'buzz' or fly out into angry dances, threatening to drive him out of their territory. The golden dragon was amused by them, and when a little golden light shone out, these naughty little creatures became sluggish, and their small heads thought about things they had never thought of.

Who am I?

Why am I here?

What do I do every day so much?

Bees and butterflies flutter their wings, some of them return to the flower house, and some continue to do what they used to do. But they will always be different one day in the future, and they are already a monster compared to their ignorant kind.

"Haha. The little golden dragon wagged its tail triumphantly.

Soon he found a better 'toy', threw away the little creatures who opened the spiritual intelligence and hung on Ouyang Xiu's body, "Play with me, play with me." He shouted coquettishly and tripped Ouyang Xiu's legs, and said coquettishly: "Hurry up and take me to the Southern Wilderness, I will also slaughter the Southern Wilderness, Hehe's father promised me to let me go to the Southern Wilderness as long as I break through the land wandering immortals, and I can do what you have done once." ”

"Get out of the way, there's something wrong with Lao Tzu!" Ouyang Xiu kicked the little golden dragon to the side.

The little golden dragon turned into a drooping little boy in mid-air, and pointed at Ouyang Xiu with teary eyes: "Father promised me, if I can break through the land wandering immortals, I will let you take me to the Southern Wilderness to play, and I will also kill the Southern Wilderness barbarians." Donghai's sister told me that those barbarians are super hateful. ”

"I've killed all the barbarians. Ouyang Xiu said casually.

The little boy's eyes were stunned, and his mouth began to cry, "Woo Father, you lied to me! You didn't say that the barbarians were killed by the stupid Ouyang, you lied to me, you are not a good father!" Crying, he rushed into the dormitory, as if hundreds of thunderbolts exploded at the same time, and countless white and blue electric sparks were shining all over the sky. Ouyang Xiu was stupid to see the entire dormitory turn into something like grass and wood, and a middle-aged man in a golden robe flashed out.

The lord of the Tang Dynasty and the emperor of the millennium.

As the master of this supreme dynasty, Li Xiu has all the beautiful qualities that human beings can imagine to the extreme. He has a look like a crown of jade, seemingly amiable but angular and not angry and arrogant, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, and a golden ratio figure that can't help but attract attention and worship just standing there. It's just that the dragon robe representing the supreme status of the Tang Dynasty is tattered, and when he opens his mouth, he spits out a burst of green smoke.

"Obedient, good boy obedient. Li Xiu couldn't do anything with his dragon at all, so he hurriedly pressed the little boy's flapping legs and feet, but he was slapped in the face by a small hand, he grabbed the little boy's hand instead, and the little foot came between his legs, making him blush.

"Bastard boy, this day is yours sooner or later, and you can't do this if you don't want your younger brothers and sisters...... Okay, well, I admit that it is difficult for our Li family to give birth to dragons, and this thing can't make incense if you keep it, but your father and I want to rely on this to manage the three thousand concubines in the harem, if the kick is broken, is it possible that you kid wants those tigresses to be broken up, and you can't do it, even if it is your biological mother......" He saw Ouyang Xiu appear in the dormitory, where outsiders have always been forbidden to enter, and his voice immediately stopped.

He smiled awkwardly, and with a flick of his arm behind him, the little boy was thrown thirty miles away. When the little boy almost flew out of the palace, a graceful and luxurious woman stopped him, and while coaxing the little boy to be happy, the woman glared at Li Xiu and Ouyang Xiu fiercely, and suddenly disappeared into the carved pavilions.

"Laughing, laughing. Li Xiu's eyes rolled, "Children are really, they actually call you stupid Ouyang, crazy Ouyang, bastard Ouyang, Erbi Ouyang or something, I said Mr. Ouyang, you won't worry about a child, right?"

"Look for an opportunity to beat him. ”

"Huh?"

"Don't let your bear child be left alone, otherwise you will smoke his dragon tendons, pick his dragon skin, crush the dragon bones and make soup to drink. "Ouyang Xiu didn't have the intention of 'not caring about children' at all.

"Okay. Li Xiu stretched out her hands, "Those are what I muttered, I scolded, and I taught...... So what? I haven't settled accounts with you about the last time you broke my nineteen bones, and you're guilty of the following. ”

"You bite me?"

"I'm really biting you!" Li Xiu opened his mouth and gritted his teeth as he turned into a huge dragon head with sharp teeth.

Ouyang Xiu pushed away the teeth next to his head and waved his hand, just like fanning off a fly in his ear: "If you want to fight, we will fight in the future, but I didn't come to fight with you." As soon as he told Agu about it, he roared sullenly when he saw Li Xiu's indifferent face: "It's okay if you are greedy for food and drink, it's okay to be a hand-shaking emperor and don't care about anything, but you can't ignore this matter, believe it or not, I really committed it?"

"What do I care?" Li Xiu twisted a weed and picked his teeth.

"The Lenga Sutra is the treasure of Buddhism, those dead bald donkeys who wish Agu was finished, will definitely not hand it over......" Ouyang Xiu was interrupted by Li Xiu as soon as he said two sentences, he saw Li Xiu squatting on the ground with a big grin, grabbed a few jade floor tiles and swung them to the side, and squatted down.

"Look, this is us. Li Xiu took a jade brick, and threw the other two at a long distance, "Those two are Buddhism and Taoism, as you know, they all say that Confucianism and the Tang Dynasty government are the strongest forces, but in fact, our two families have long been equal to one family, and together they are the strongest one, and the strength is limited." ”

"So what's the matter?" Ouyang Xiu's eyes darkened.

"That's to say," Li Xiu rolled his eyes, "The Buddha Sect wishes that Agu died, they must have hidden the Lenga Sutra more tightly than their own mother, hey, hey, don't expect the Taoists, those bull noses have the method of becoming immortals, and now they can't wait to close the death pass of Wan'er for 8,000 years...... Don't tell me that they owe Agu a favor, they must only have one sentence: don't influence Lao Tzu to rise day by day. ”

"You're saying: If we want to save Agu, we'll have to work hard with Buddhism?"

"Who said that?" Li Xiu also threw away the jade bricks beside him, "I don't care about the Daomen, why do we care about this kind of nosy business?" Okay, okay, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by the forest wind, and the boy Aguna has fed the Daomen at once, and he can't take out any good things at all to force the palace again." I don't want to take care of this matter, and this emperor can't take care of it, don't even think about it. ”

"Do you want to watch Agu die?"

"Then look at it, don't count on the Dragon King of the Four Seas, those four old bastards are even more scoundrels than me, don't do anything that is not beneficial. ”

Li Xiu looked like a child, he squinted his eyes at Ouyang Xiu, as if Ouyang Xiu's sad expression was simply the most bewitching beauty in the world. Ouyang Xiu was stared at by him, smacked his lips, and became angry all of a sudden.

"No good, good ...... I'm going to kill you bastard, Agu is an official of the Tang Dynasty, and he's kind to the people in the community, and you guys still want benefits, and you're going to blackmail? I'm going to kill you, a shameless ruffian who saw that the money was open, and the old man wanted to eliminate the harm for the people today, and kill you, a faint king!"

.......

In the Wenyuan Pavilion, Agu was still vomiting black blood.

His previous vigor was gone, as if he was a terminally ill man who would stop breathing at any moment. Ouyang Xiu and Xuelin Su Lao were one on the left and one on the right, and their palms lit up with red and green light and stuck to the palms of both of his hands, using the true yuan to slow down the onset of injuries for him. Their heads were covered in cold sweat, and it was clear that they were exerting a lot.

Lin Zixia and Meng Yan were already slumped in their chairs, and the two of them took over.

"Agu, it's not that we don't help you, it's really that the Buddha Gate has spoken, even if they fight the Outer Heavens, they won't hand over the ancestral treasure. A white-bearded Taoist leader's eyes wandered.

"Huh. Agu laughed and spurted out another mouthful of black blood.

Seeing that he was getting weaker and weaker, some old men in Taoist robes shook up the dust and shouted 'Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable' together, and there was silence for half a pillar of incense, and some of them spoke quietly. "Yes, even if we try hard, we may not be able to break through the outer heavens. "Agu, can you find another way?" "It's not good to work hard with Buddhism, no matter how you say it, it's the power of the Tang Dynasty." ”

Li Xiu sat in the first place and sneered, his nose was crooked, his eyes were bruised, and he opened his mouth and half of his front teeth. He sneered with leaky teeth: "If it weren't for the stupid Ouyang going crazy, I wouldn't have issued the Human Emperor's summoning order at all. I said, Agu, don't hide it, just say what great good you have...... Don't expect the old guys to help you in the past, they are all human spirits, they are all bastards, I am also a bastard, the benefits are not enough, don't think that I will fight with Buddhism. ”

The eyes of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, who were huddled in the corner, lit up, and he swaggered to Li Xiu's side and stood up. They glanced at the Taoist priests of the Nine Sects and Eleven Peaks, and they looked the same as everyone else, and they didn't look like they were smiling for half a catty. The old Taoist priests lowered their eyelids and roared, 'Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable', deflected Ouyang Xiu's fiery red eyes, and nodded slightly.

"The past follows the wind, Agu, if you want us old guys to work hard for you, you naturally have to come up with new benefits. So they said.