Volume 1 The big husband is not eaten by the mouth!

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The winter nights in Yangzhou City are very cold.

Lin Lang walked lonely on the street. Hungry, he was surrounded by nothing but the dim glow of the streetlights, and all that was left was the howling north wind.

I'm so hungry.

I haven't eaten in days, so I'll have to find a way to get something to eat.

Pinching the empty pockets, Lin Lang looked at the people enjoying the hot food in the bright window on the side of the road, and unconsciously rolled his Adam's apple.

But how can you do it? Is it difficult to go in and ask for food? Lin Lang can't do such a shameful thing.

If he wanted food, he would rather starve to death.

Because he has received a good education since he was a child, he understands that if you want to eat, you have to buy it with money in a dignified manner.

The big husband doesn't eat the food that comes from him!

Clenched his fists and slammed into the wind for a while, and the cold air flow made Lin Lang grin. Tightening his clothes in cringe, listening to the symphony played by the Five Organs Temple in his abdomen, Lin Lang began to face reality again.

The reality is that there is no money!

But it's nothing, Lin Lang has always believed that he is a good material for business. With a sneaky roll of his eyes, a sure-fire business with no money has taken shape in his heart.

"Ouch! Hit someone!" Seeing the right time, Lin Lang fell to the ground with a stumble, and hugged the slender thighs of a girl passing by him: "Don't go!

The girl who was in a hurry was obviously frightened: "Ah...... I didn't touch you!"

"Why didn't you touch me? If you hadn't touched me, could I have fallen to the ground?" Feeling that the girl had been trying to pull her legs away, Lin Lang hugged her tighter: "Don't talk nonsense!

"You!" Seeing that the crowd had gradually gathered, Shi Dan raised his hand and looked at his watch, knowing that he really didn't have time to toss here. With patience, he opened the delicate Xiaokun bag containing change and threw out a banknote: "Okay, right?

"That's not ...... 10 yuan?!" Lin Lang's hand, which had been slightly loosened when he saw the other party taking out his wallet, instantly hugged it tighter. Just kidding, now a rice bowl costs 15 yuan! He felt that his personality had been seriously insulted: "10 yuan?! What about you calling Hanako?!"

"Then how much do you want?" The crowd of onlookers had already begun to point, and Shi Dan resisted the urge to kick the scoundrel in front of him with a kick: "Is 20 yuan enough?"

Lin Lang tilted his head and glanced at the price list of the roadside snack bar. Braised mutton rice bowl? Okay, that's it: "No, no, no, at least 30 yuan!" But as soon as he finished speaking, he regretted it again: mutton, it's dry and panicked! What if you are thirsty after eating?

"33!" he decided to keep another drink for himself: "33 yuan!

What a smart and clever girl Shi Dan is? Seeing the other party's self-concealed head turn, he suddenly became angry: Heh, the relationship with my aunt and grandmother is here?

If it weren't for the fact that he was in a hurry today! My aunt and grandmother would not be ......! Thinking hatefully in his heart, Shi Dan took out three more banknotes from his bag and handed them out with a disgusted expression: "Take it! Quickly release your claws!"

Holding the paper ticket that still exuded the scent of ink, Lin Lang smiled for a while: I have earned an extra 7 yuan! What is wealth luck? This is called wealth luck! Look at the refreshing energy of the girl giving money, she is a little fat sheep!

But after the joy, Lin Lang soon fell into deep thought: tonight's meal money is settled, but what about tomorrow?

Lin Lang has always been a visionary.

Bounced up from the ground, caught up with the girl who had hurriedly walked out more than ten meters away, and fell in front of her again with a "poof", hugging her thighs: "Ouch!

"You!" Shi Dan felt that his IQ had been seriously insulted: "It's almost there! Believe it or not, my aunt strangled you?!"

"Did you hear it?!Did you hear it?!" Lin Lang was lying on the ground, excited like a sprinkling abandoned woman, and his acting skills were extremely exaggerated: "Ladies and uncles, big brothers and sisters, you give a comment! Is there a person like her? Is there a person like her?! If you hit someone, you still have to beat me! Wow! Oh my God! Where is the reason!"

Facing a group of onlookers who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, Shi Dan was speechless. Squatted down and said in a voice that only the two of you could hear: "Okay, okay, okay! You're a big man, aren't you just trying to get some money?

"200!" Lin Lang did not have the slightest consciousness of being exposed. After rolling his eyes, he felt that he still couldn't eat for a few days, so he immediately changed his words: "500!"

Shi Dan, who knew what the other party was thinking, gritted his teeth: "Do you want to just have a chef for you?!"

Unexpectedly, this shameless person didn't seem to be able to hear the original meaning of the words at all. Scratching his chin, he seemed to really think about it, and smacked his lips: "Tsk, that's fine." ”

"Okay, you're big!" The bell tower in the distance rang eight times, Shi Dan was so anxious that he threw the whole bag to the other party, and wanted to leave: "It's all for you! Loosen up, I still have something!"

"Hey, that's all the money?" Lin Lang opened his wallet with one hand, one hand still holding Shi Dan's thigh tightly. The body that was driven forward by the other party was like a writhing white maggot: "I don't care if you're okay!

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get rid of Lin Lang, who was like a dog's skin plaster, Shi Dan was helpless, and turned around with hatred: "Go and get the money! It's always okay to get the money, right?!"

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Lin Lang, who was clutching his wallet, was a little complacent: it seems that at least in the next week, he won't have to go hungry, Meizizi!

Thinking about how to squander the huge sum of money that was about to arrive, Lin Lang felt that Shi Dan's footsteps leading the way in front of him were getting more and more urgent, and he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart: Do you want to get rid of me?

The silent also secretly increased his pace, and Lin Lang, who was staring at the other party's back, didn't notice that he was going further and further. When he came to his senses, Lin Lang found that he was already standing in the middle of a narrow alley.

"Hey, it's been so long. The alley was very dark, and there was no light to illuminate Lin Lang, who could only vaguely identify the faint outline of the woman in front of him: "Which bank are we going to?"

"Huh, are you still following?"

Turning around in surprise, Shi Dan had never planned to go to any Rausch Bank from the beginning. She was really in a hurry, and she was just talking nonsense on the spot just now in order to get out as soon as possible.

"Obey, just for that little bit of food money, you really work hard!"

"What do you mean by money for money?" Lin Lang tried hard to argue: "This is called medical expenses!

"Say what. Shi Dan had lost interest in continuing to entangle, and reached out to grope in his pocket for a while: "The wallet has been given to you, and there is so much on me." Let's go, I have something to do. ”

"You, are you going to repay the debt?" Lin Lang's eyes widened in disbelief, and his tone was full of incredulity: "Oh my God! You girl is dressed like a person, how can you be such a person? What about integrity?

Seeing the other party covering his chest with a painful face, Shi Dan almost fell headlong. This shameless person actually talks to himself about integrity?

"Are you going to go or not?!"

"I won't leave without getting the money!" Lin Lang had a very tough attitude and protected his chest with his hands: "Don't come here! Just stand there! Hey, you have something to say! Your eyes are very aggressive, what do you want to do?"

Shi Dan really wanted to spray a mouthful of old blood on the face of this goods. I didn't go out and didn't turn over the yellow calendar, I was dying! How could I meet such a superb slut?

"It's okay not to go, right, don't regret it. ”

"Joke, are you scared when you are a brother?" Lin Lang stalked his neck: "I'm ...... Hey, there's something to say! Don't do it, I'm not that kind of person! Wow!!"

Blue light flashes.

A moment later, the joint defense team members attracted by the screams of killing pigs turned on their flashlights and fired four rounds, but there was no one. Scratching his head in confusion: "Did I hear it wrong?"

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Lin Lang wanted to vomit.

With the sudden whirlwind of the world, he felt like his internal organs were about to be thrown out.

He lay on the ground in embarrassment and retched for a while, but he couldn't vomit anything except the watery gastric juice. Wiping the corners of his mouth, Lin Lang, who felt a little slower, took a sip, and looked at his mud-stained fingers with some doubts: Where did the mud come from on the cement pavement?

"Hey, have you vomited enough?"

Raising his head and looking at the female demon with a mocking face in front of him, Lin Lang stepped back on all fours, and the mud was splashed all over his body: "You, what do you want to do? Where is this?"

"Let you go, you won't go. Shi Dan maliciously admired the other party's frightened expression, and felt that the emotions that had been held all night were finally smooth: "I invite you to come to the Tang Dynasty to play." Well...... What's your name?"

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