The little girl is nestled in the large boss chair, curling herself up in a small ball, playing with Pokemon intently.

"Smack!" startled her with a sudden clapping sound. With a shake of his hand and the wrong skill, Pikachu let out a sad roar and officially announced his own fight on the street.

Shi Dan's ranking in the competition fell by more than a dozen places in an instant.

"I'm going to die, you!" angrily took the noodle carton and threw it at Lin Lang without thinking about it: "If you are a thief, you can't move a little when you walk?"

Skillfully dodging the hidden weapon, Lin Lang shrugged: "Are you playing the game by yourself and being too engrossed, okay?" I opened the door so loudly, and you didn't hear the courier by the way, blame me?" pushed the check in front of Shi Dan: "Oh, it should be the honorarium for the Ming Dynasty a few days ago." ”

"Oh. Glancing at the amount on the tissue paper, the little girl casually opened the drawer and swept it in: "Got it, I'll pick it up when I have time." ”

"That's what you said two days ago. Looking at the Internet addicted girl who didn't even have time to push the drawer back into place and fell back into the game, Lin Lang could only sigh. Clamping the scattered pieces of paper in the lattice with a clamp and pushing them back, Lin Lang reminded: "You know that there is a time limit for check withdrawals, right?"

waved her hand impatiently, and this time the little girl didn't even bother to reply.

Turning around helplessly, Lin Lang felt that he was about to finish sighing all the sighs he could sigh in his life.

How did things come to this point? Why did the originally hard-working and capable Sunshine Girl suddenly suffer from such an incurable disease as lazy cancer? Why did a good young man who eats and waits for death be forced to become a pacesetter in performance? Please follow today's statement...... Follow Lin Lang and move the time forward by half a month.

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970 AD, the beginning of the Song Dynasty.

On a dark and windy night, Shi Dan was in the corner outside the wall of the Feng family's courtyard with a sneaky face.

As the Yin of Jingzhou Mansion, the Feng family's official residence has a style that is absolutely in line with the identity of the owner: a heavy gate, a towering courtyard wall, and the officers and soldiers who protect the courtyard.

Even if it was only Shi Dan a few days ago, if he wanted to get in, he would have no other way but to dig a tunnel.

But now it's a different story.

"Hey, stand out a bit. Lin Lang's voice sounded from above, and the little girl raised her head in surprise and let go of her body as she said. A black figure leaped down from the wall, as silent as a fallen leaf.

"Is it her?" Shaking the woman on his back, Lin Lang turned the other party's face to Shi Dan as much as possible, so that she could check it: "If not, I'll go in again." ”

"No need. She took out a fire fold from her bosom and blew it, and the little girl covered the light with her hand: "It's her, go!"

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A.D. 1315, the middle of the Yuan Dynasty.

Shi Dan sat in an inn not far from Yang Huiyan's mansion in Hubu Langzhong, knocking melon seeds leisurely. Not long after, with the sound of hurried footsteps, Lin Lang went up to the second floor. Pulling over the bench, Lin Lang, who sat down on his buttocks, picked up the sea bowl and poured two sips of tea, glanced at the surrounding guests and paid attention to himself, and then lowered his voice and whispered to the little girl: "I went into the old horseman's study and checked it, and he did accept bribes and change the Jinshi roster without permission." He patted his hand on his waist: "The evidence is here, what now?"

"Don't panic, this fairy has its own plans. Taking out an A4 piece of paper from her arms, the little girl raised her face to Lin Lang: "I have inquired, Yang Huiyan's top boss Fang Jingtang is an out-and-out clean official, you put the evidence in his study, and this matter is over." ”

"It's so simple?" Taking the blank paper in Shi Dan's hand, Lin Lang looked at her suspiciously: "What is this?

"Think beautiful!" glanced at him disdainfully, and the little girl began to devote herself to the cause of fighting with melon seeds again: "That is the address of Fang Jingtang's mansion, and it took a lot of effort for my aunt to find out." You hurry up and let me go over the wall, and go home when I'm done! The air in the north is too dry, and it's not good for my skin. ”

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A.D. 1638, the end of the Ming Dynasty.

Shi Dan leaned against the pillars of the antechamber and yawned boredly. I took out my phone and looked at it, there was no signal, and there was no hope of playing games. Pouting, the little girl skillfully opened the video playback software, which contained the cartoons she had cached in advance before leaving.

"Alright, done. After about half an hour, Lin Lang turned back. patted Shi Dan's arm: "Let's go, go back to eat." ”

No response.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Lang leaned his head closer, and said dissatisfied: "Go back and see if it's okay?

"I'm just climaxing here, don't affect my aunt and grandmother's watching the movie!" impatiently pushed Lin Lang's head away, and the little girl said angrily: "Don't you just block someone?"

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A.D. 1711, during the Kangxi period.

Shi Dan ...... Shi Dan didn't come.

Before leaving, the little girl suddenly said that she had a stomachache, and the timing coincided perfectly, which happened at the moment when she had just finished drawing the enchantment. Holding his abdomen and pretending to moan a few times, Shi Dan squeezed out an embarrassed expression, and quickly divided half of the reference object to Lin Lang. said that he would let Lin Lang go first, and he would come soon, and his expression was so sincere that people couldn't believe it.

Until the goal of a thousand thanks turned into a small black dot in Lin Lang's eyes, Shi Dan still did not appear.

Lin Lang was not in a hurry.

I've been doing this job for a few days, but almost every time I come and go. Speaking of which, it seems that the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties have all gone through, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is no impression at all.

So taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Lin Lang plans to take a good walk and see what the customs and customs were like in ancient times.

Because he didn't want to shave his head and tie his braids like a Manchu Tartar, Lin Lang came to the Qing Dynasty this time to dress up as a Taoist priest, and he didn't encounter trouble all the way around. At first, it was fresh for a while, but after a while, Lin Lang began to feel a little boring.

In the Qing Dynasty, because of the high-pressure policies implemented by those in power, the overall atmosphere of the people was gloomy and depressing. There is not even a grass stage team for juggling on the streets, which makes Lin Lang, a modern person who is used to seeing liveliness, very unaccustomed.

Fortunately, it is not from this era.

sighed for a long time, but Shi Dan still did not appear. He didn't dare to go far, because he knew that the little girl's sensing range was only a small part. Having nothing to do and sitting in a corner, Lin Lang began to wait as if it was endless.

An hour passed......

Two hours passed......

......

It is impossible to determine how long Lin Lang slept in that horn during the Kangxi reign of the Qing Dynasty that he couldn't even name, because when he woke up, he was already on the floor of the apartment. Afterwards, Lin Lang caught a cold for two days, and judging from his understanding of his physical condition, in order to cause such a consequence, he had to sleep there for at least half a night.

may be because of her weak heart, during Lin Lang's illness, the little girl pretended to grind for a while, but she didn't last long. Lin Lang's physical condition improved slightly, and Shi Dan completely became the shopkeeper. At first, she would find excuses that sounded plausible but were actually all nonsense, but later she simply saved excuses.

"Hurry up and get in. Biting a lollipop in his mouth, Shi Dan's eyes never left the phone screen at all: "Ma'er did the work, I'll pick you up later." ”

This is the current state of the little girl: comfortable and decadent, with a little shamelessness.

Until one day......