The black shadow stared at Yi Ersan's back and was silent for a long time, this demon king system owner may be the most suitable candidate, right? The desire he just burst out was extremely strong.

Yi Ersan exited the demon king system, re-soaked the heart's internal organs, got up and went to the kitchen to fry two dishes, and when he turned around and returned to the living room, he saw that his father, who had just woken up and was still in a state of confusion, habitually picked up the thermos cup and toasted heroically......

"Dad......" Yi Ersan looked at Yi Benshu weakly.

"What's the matter? Why didn't you call me Tianshu?"

"You probably don't need lunch......"

"Nonsense! I just woke up hungry. ”

"But you've got water. ”

"What's wrong with drinking water? When you wake up, of course, you have to drink water first. Drink water, you mean ......?"

"That's right. The outcasts in the inner gate of Shaolin Temple actually gave me two wolfberries, and I just changed to a new one to try it. ”

"Son......" Yi Benshu looked desperate, "Dad will tell you something." ”

You say. ”

"Go downstairs and buy ten rolls of paper to ......"

"Aunt Zheng, bring me ten rolls of paper ......"

"How much?"

"Ten Volumes ......"

"How long has it been? One morning! Your child is not in good health, why don't you know moderation? Listen to the advice of the aunt......

Yi Ersan knew that it was useless to explain at this time, so he could only nod his head and take the handpiece and go home, but he heard a voice from the demon king system.

'Harm others and benefit yourself, get 10 Demon King points. ’

Yi Ersan was stunned for a moment before he reacted, it turned out that he got his father into the toilet, and he was misunderstood by Aunt Zheng for not caring for his body, which was also harmful to others and not good for himself, but this demon king is a little less worthy.

If my dad cheats, I'll go to the police station and report it...... Yi Ersan wanted to know, is the acquisition of the Demon King value a four-digit number?

"Little Liuzi, I can't go out today. Yi Ben Shu sat down on the toilet as if he was fated, and said to Yi Ersan, who had just entered the door, "But I still have a job in the afternoon, you have to run for me." ”

If you refuse, how much demon king value can you get?Yi Ersan wants to earn demon king points almost to the point of going crazy, and his first reaction is to release pigeons for his father.

"This time the job is to give a six-year-old child 'the evil spirit that possesses him'. ”

With the development of the times, there are still many families today, after the child is sick, he will first go to the goddess to see a doctor, and when he encounters an unscrupulous goddess, the child will miss the best time to see a doctor.

Over the years, the father and son have also set a lot of rules, such as never harming children at work, and persuading the employer to take the child to the hospital after the work is completed.

"I see. ”

Yi Ersan picked up his father's work notes before going out to work every time and read them carefully, this time the work was a pair of rich people's children who continued to have a fever, and also went to the hospital to see a doctor, took a lot of medicine, but the fever did not go away, so I looked at the possibility of home remedies.

"By the way, remember to bring your work kit before you go out. Sitting on the toilet, he couldn't forget the advice, "Do you remember what the rules of work I taught you?"

"Remember, remember. Yi Ersan responded impatiently, "The first rule of the rivers and lakes: collect half of the deposit first, the second rule: if it is exposed, call the police immediately to avoid being beaten, and the third rule: the most important thing is to choose an escape route in advance." It's okay......"

"What about the fourth?" asked Ibshu again.

The work suit prepared by the father of the inspector Yi Ersan rolled his eyes helplessly and said: "When you encounter danger, remember! Kneel down and kowtow immediately! The other party will definitely be stunned, at that time, it depends on whether to take the opportunity to escape or take the opportunity to sneak attack." There is no shame in kneeling and kowtowing, and there is no shame in being beaten with blood all over your face, and there is no shame in laughing, because you have to live. ”

"Very good!" Ibenshu nodded in satisfaction and continued to squat in his toilet.

Yi Ersan packed everything up, found that there was an extra Poké Ball-like prop in the work set, and asked puzzledly, "Book of Heaven, what is this Poké Ball?

"Treasure you, it's mixed with the Carolina Reaper, and a drop of explosives. Don't worry about blowing people up, just blow up the Carolina Grim Reaper in all directions. Yi Ben swiped his phone triumphantly and said, "Just press the button on the Poké Ball and throw it in the other person's face." Remember to hold your breath and close your eyes and run away. ”

Yi Ersan weighed the Poké Ball in his hand and said, "Speak human words." ”

"There is no culture, and the tuition fees you pay are all read by dogs. "Carolina Bleach is the hottest pepper in the world." ”

"You don't have to bring the work of the child......

"You know what a fart! Safety first! These are all the blood and tears experience that Lao Tzu has gained from walking the rivers and lakes for many years. ”

Yi Ersan honestly took everything and opened his mouth to Yi Ben Shu in the toilet, but in the end he didn't say anything more.

"What, what do you want to say?" asked Yi Benshu as he looked at Yi Ersan's expression of wanting to speak and stopped.

"Nothing. ”

Yi Ersan shook his head and left the house, he actually wanted to tell his father many times, wash his hands in the golden basin, but he also knew that his father would not listen to him, because his father was worried about his son's future every day, and what would happen after he died, so he worked hard to make money, even if he was scolded as a liar and an old gangster.

More than once, Yi Ersan heard his father crying in his sleep, and he heard his father's dream words all say, 'Black and white impermanence, can you give me some more time?, I still want to find some more money for my son, I am worried about ......'

'Death, I don't want to go, I want to spend more time with my son, I'm gone, he's really alone in this world. ’

"Son, I'm sorry, it's my father who doesn't have the ability......

A phone ringing interrupted Yi Ersan's thoughts, and the call came from Yi Ben Shu, who had been 'sealed' on the toilet.

"Boy, now that they're all out. Remember to go to Doctor Chang's place, your Shaolin outcast's elixir is too ruthless, Doctor Chang is very skilled, ask him if he has any good antidiarrheal medicine. ”

"Know ......"

Before Yi Ersan's words were finished, he was startled by a high-end GMC nanny car parked in front of him.

Although the person standing next to the nanny car was also dressed in black, he did not have the momentum of the two black-clothed men who bought Baoyu a few days ago, and the black-clothed man in his twenties looked very polite.

"May I ask if it is Danyangzi, the senior disciple of Chiyangzi's real person?" the man in black stepped forward and said politely, "I am Mr. Xiao's special assistant, I heard that the real person said that you will preside over the French ceremony today?"

Yi Ersan looked down at the Taobao nine-yuan nine-free shipping robe on his body, shrugged his shoulders and said that it was him, and slandered in his heart: After being exposed last time, didn't you say that the name Danyangzi was not used?