Chapter 22: Beauty and the Beast
The sun shines on the earth, making this early autumn morning very warm. The weather has turned cooler, but the forest of Wuyun Mountain is still lush, standing on the verdant grass, Zhang Hao's figure moved with a slight amplitude, and a small bird with a huge head has landed on his shoulder for nearly an hour, but he didn't notice at all that the place where his feet landed was not the branch he usually stood on.
A faint smile appeared on his face, Zhang Hao was slightly shocked, and he retracted his fist. The little bird standing on its shoulder seemed to sense the danger, flapping its wings a few times and about to fly away, but the strange thing was that no matter how hard it tried, its feet seemed to be glued to Zhang Hao's shoulders, unable to move a bit.
Turning his head to catch a glimpse of the bird that had been struggling for a long time but could not do anything, Zhang Hao frowned. The bird on this shijie is not at all different from the previous life. The head is very large, but the body is thin and weak, the key is that the bird's face is round, and the eyes are inverted triangles, which are very ridiculously long, and look very silly.
"Look at your stupid face, what a sin!"
Seeing the little bird on his shoulder looking at him pitifully, Zhang Hao's eyes moved, mocked, and then his shoulder shook, and the energy attached to it dissipated.
"Poof"
The moment it flew up, the little bird seemed to be very dissatisfied, and with a slight force on his buttocks, a piece of poop glowing with white light shot straight towards Zhang Hao's face like an arrow off the string.
"Ah, let's find the explosion!"
With a flick of his fingers, a needle-like energy came out of his hand, shaking away the small lump of poop at the same time, the strength and speed did not decrease, and it pierced into the small chrysanthemum of the bird accurately.
"Chirp"
Looking at the little bird that looked up to the sky and screamed, his buttocks tightened, and his body accelerated in vain and flew towards the depths of the forest, Zhang Hao hahadaxiao, his footsteps flashed, and he ran towards the place where there was a rumbling sound not far from his side.
"Boom"
A small mountain stream about 10 zhang high, the water on it flows out of the water, and then slopes down, falling into a lake at the bottom of the mountain stream, making a huge splash.
"Puff"
Zhang Hao rushed to the bottom of the waterfall with an arrow step, took off his shirt, revealing his even and sturdy figure, turned his toes, jumped into the air, and a fierce man stabbed into the lake.
"Huhuhuhu"
Squirting out a few mouthfuls of water, there was a burst of coolness all over his body, Zhang Hao picked up the smooth stones by the lake, and sighed: "It's so cool!"
This place is the mountain behind the outer mountains of Wuyun Mountain, not far from Zhang Hao's current home, and he occasionally finds that in the past two weeks, he will come here every morning to practice for a few hours, and then come to take a cold shower, which is indescribably comfortable.
Stretching out his hand and swinging it gently, a pitch-black energy like ink wrapped around his palm, and Zhang Hao groaned. After coming to Zhengyuan Dalu, although his age was reduced to fourteen years old, his martial arts not only did not decay in the slightest, but was inexplicably opened the first six veins of the eight veins of Tianxuan, and his strength did not retreat but rose.
"The black and white energy has turned into this pure black ghost since it came to this shijie, and I don't know what happened? Could it be that the so-called elemental power is the ghost? But there is obviously the qi of heaven and earth here!"
Through cultivation, completely stabilizing the realm of the first layer of Tianxuan, Zhang Hao shook his head slightly. He learned that the main cultivation method of this shijie illusionist was his own body. Since there is currently only one illusionist in the Misty Cloud Village who has reached the summoning master level, and the other party is always silent, the information he receives is very scarce.
Just as Zhang Hao was thinking wildly, he faintly heard a heavy running sound in the distance, and at that moment he gently supported his hands and jumped out of the water.
I saw a magnificent fat man rushing over like a cannonball from a distance, and before the person arrived, a shouting voice came from afar: "Mouse, look who the fat brother has brought." ”
Before Zhang Hao could answer, his eyes fell on a purple-haired girl who walked slowly like an elf behind the fat man, and a smile immediately appeared on his face. The girl's name is Meng Yurou, and she is the girl next door who grew up with Zhang Hao and the fat man since she was a child, gentle and kind, well-behaved and lovely.
Although Zhang Hao has no impression of how they grew up together before, this definitely does not affect his and the fat man's liking and love for this little girl.
Although he could see Meng Yurou every day for two months, Zhang Hao couldn't help but sigh again at this moment, this girl was only a few months younger than him, born with bright moon teeth, smooth and soft lilac hair, the facial features on the melon seed face are delicate and impeccable, the skin is soft and smooth like a ceramic doll, and the long eyelashes are matched with big eyes, no matter how you look at it, she doesn't look like a little girl who grew up in the countryside.
What made Zhang Hao sigh even more was that Meng Yurou was not very old, but her figure was convex and concave, as if she was a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl. If you let this girl grow up for a few more years, she will definitely be a big beauty who will captivate the country and the city, even now, she is a well-known figure in several nearby villages, and there is an endless stream of people who propose marriage, which has made Zhang Hao deeply despise the fiery customs on this shijie.
Seeing that Meng Yurou had approached with the basket, Zhang Hao couldn't help but think of Meng Yurou's father Menghai's sturdy old cow-like body, he really couldn't imagine how such a mighty man could give birth to such a delicate girl.
I heard Uncle Ge once say that Meng Yurou's mother died not long after giving birth to her, and Menghai was still a mercenary who went around adventuring everywhere at that time, but after Meng Yurou's mother died, Menghai took her daughter to live in seclusion in Wuyun Village under heartache.
"I don't know if the two little beans in front of Sister Yurou's heart are what I want to pursue. Looking at Meng Yurou approaching, Zhang Hao's gaze swept a certain part of the other party without leaving a trace, thinking obscenely in his heart.
"Brother Hao, Daddy came back from the city and brought a lot of delicious desserts, I sent some to Aunt Zhao, I heard Aunt Zhao say that you are practicing martial arts in the back mountain, so I brought you some too, you hurry up and taste it, it's delicious." ”
How did Meng Yurou know Zhang Hao's thoughts? Seeing the latter's tall figure and even muscles, and crystal clear water droplets dripping from time to time, her face was stunned for a while, but then two slight blush surfaced. She slowly lowered her head, opened the basket in her hand, and then glanced at the fat man with some anger, and said, "The fat brother is too greedy, and most of it has gone into his stomach." ”
Seeing the expression and blush on Mengyu's face, where did the fat man feel that this was dissatisfaction? When he saw such a lovely little Lori glaring at him with disgust, his mouth opened slightly, and he immediately got wet......
Countless halas fell down with a click, Zhang Hao saw the fat man's bear-like appearance, how could he not know that the evil thoughts in the latter's heart were worse than his own, and he couldn't help kicking the fat man's ass at the moment.
"Ah......h
With a miserable roar, Zhang Hao walked in front of Meng Yurou with a smile, and when he saw the only few desserts left in the basket, he couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, rubbed Meng Yurou's hair, and said with a smile: "You haven't eaten it yet, you are always like this, what is delicious, I always think about you Aunt Zhao, the fat brother and me, but I am reluctant to eat." ”
As soon as she heard Zhang Hao's words, Meng Yurou hurriedly explained: "I ate it." ”
Looking up and seeing Zhang Hao's bright eyes that seemed to see through everything, Meng Yurou's voice weakened a little: "I ate a piece." ”
Looking at the other party's pitiful appearance, Zhang Hao felt a little pity in his heart, and said: "You are reluctant to eat, zuihou is cheap fat brother, come, there are four more pieces, let's have two pieces each." ”
Feeling the pity in Zhang Hao's eyes, Meng Yurou nodded lightly, and smiled like a lark: "Well, Brother Hao, you are so good." ”
Just when the two of them were eating pastries, the fat man came over like a pig brother, his mouth was slightly up, his eyes were slightly squinted, and a huge head went straight to Meng Yurou's body, his nose twitched, and said: "Sister Yurou, why is your body so fragrant, as soon as the fat brother smells this fragrance, his whole body is full of strength, and now he is standing in front of the fat brother with a dragon, and we can slap him to death." ”
And the fat man was talking to himself drunkly, and while his eyes were slightly closed, a foul smell rushed to his face, and the fat man sniffed and muttered: "Sister Yurou, haven't you taken a bath recently, why is there a sudden smell on your body? It's not that the fat brother said you ......?"
Before he finished speaking, the fat man opened his eyes, and in front of him was a strange big foot, the toes were still moving in a happy rhythm, which was Meng Yurou?
Seeing this, the fat man's face immediately turned purple, and the roaring spitting stars flew around: "Dead mouse, Lao Tzu and Sister Yurou will discuss the help of body fragrance for martial arts cultivation, what are you doing......?" The smell is as good as the stinky tofu stuffed for age......"
After getting along for so long, how could Zhang Hao not understand the fat man's personality? Sometimes he himself sighed that he had been spoiled by the fat man for more than a year. But even so, from the level of obscenity alone, he thinks that he is not worthy of lifting shoes for this enlightenment teacher.
Seeing that the fat man obviously wanted to take advantage, but he looked arrogant, Zhang Hao smiled bitterly and said, "Fat brother, have you been itching your skin again recently?"
As soon as he heard Zhang Hao's words, the fat man's neck shrank, and he was thrilled.
The fat man already has a lewd appearance, and since he came to Zhengyuan Dalu, he has been running around behind Yurou all day long. The day before yesterday in the courtyard of Menghai's house, Meng Yurou was cleaning the courtyard, he followed behind his back twitching his little nose and leaned towards him, and he drooled.
This scene happened to be seen by Menghai who entered the door, and Menghai's impression of the fat man was not very good, he had a bitter face all day long, his face was as thick as the city wall, and he always loved to stick to Mengyurou. That day, when he saw that the other party's virtue was sticking to Meng Yurou, he thought that he wanted to take advantage of his daughter again, and he couldn't help but feel a nameless fire. Without saying a word, he waved his hand and summoned the four-star phantom beast Blood-Eyed Bull to ride on, picked up the broom and slammed it towards the fat man.
Fortunately, the fat man's shadowless feet were not practiced in vain, and when he saw that the momentum was not good, he flashed out of the yard directly, and was chased several mountains, Zuihou was exhausted, and he was beaten hard. Now, less than two days have passed, and the fat man has returned to his previous appearance.
At this time, seeing Meng Yurou smiling secretly, staring at himself with big eyes, the fat man crossed his arms in front of his chest, and said confidently: "I will be afraid?" If it weren't for the fact that he was Yurou's sister's father, the fat brother would have slapped him to the Blood Sea Forest earlier." Looking at the appearance of the five big and three thick, the summoned beast is nothing more than a four-star demonic beast with Alzheimer's disease, blood-eyed brute bull. ”
"As long as the fat brother is willing, he will destroy the cow with a wave of his hand, and we can eat beef hot pot tonight...... How...... Mouse, what are you doing with your eyebrows and eyes, throwing away your eyes? Your taste is not ordinary heavy now!"
"Huh...... Sister Yurou, why do you blink?Is there a stone in your eye, do you want the fat brother to blow it for you, the fat brother's eye-blowing jishu is not covered, blow it gently, no matter how big the stone is, it can blow away, and it will make you ...... immediately."
Zhang Hao stared at the majestic body behind the fat man that seemed to be piled up of muscles, getting closer and closer, and saw that the fat man was talking more and more. So he coughed helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Uncle Menghai, why are you here?"
The person who came was Meng Yurou's father, Meng Hai, who was the only summoner in Wuyun Village. When he was young, he worked as a mercenary for a few years, and he had some insight and was recommended by everyone to be the village head. Usually, he is quite serious and not good at words. But he is very heroic, and he has not weak means, under his leadership, Wuyun Village has become the richest village in dozens of nearby villages, and many girls from other villages are vying to marry to Wuyun Village, so they are very prestigious in the village.
"I heard that Sister Zhao said that Yurou and the fat man went up the mountain to find you, it was more than half an hour, and I didn't see it back, so I was a little worried, so I came up to take a look. Glancing at Zhang Hao lightly, Menghai nodded and replied.
The fat man was pouting with his small mouth, squirming at a very high rate, to show how high his eye-blowing jishu was, when he suddenly heard a dull voice from behind him, his chrysanthemum tightened, his expression immediately straightened, and he turned his head and smiled brightly: "Yo Yo Yo, Uncle Menghai is here, Yurou is with me, why don't you worry, I am ...... skill"
Without waiting for the fat man to finish speaking, Menghai interrupted impatiently: "Of course I know your chubby skills, you can fan me to the Blood Sea Forest with a slap, but it is with a master like you that I am even more uneasy." ”
Hearing the sound, the fat man's neck instantly stiffened, the cold sweat on his head fell, his little eyes turned, and he smiled flatteringly: "Uncle Menghai, look at what you always say, isn't this bragging, in fact, as soon as I see Uncle Menghai, I think of the towering mountain, which makes people admire......"
Menghai knew that the fat man was very thick-skinned, but he didn't expect the latter to dare to climb the pole, so he said in a calm tone: "Who just said that my phantom beast was a senile beast, and it was destroyed with a wave of his hand, and he was going to eat beef hot pot?"
Hearing this, the fat man's expression was stunned, and then a sudden burst of unparalleled momentum on his body, a cold glint appeared in his eyes, and then he scanned the surroundings viciously, and said sharply: "There are such arrogant people who use vicious language to slander my respect for the great Uncle Menghai and his summoned beast, if you let the fat brother know who he is, see that I am not the first to destroy him." ”
Seeing the fat man say so much in a row, putting on a righteous and angry expression, the corners of Menghai's mouth couldn't help twitching twice, almost doubting whether the words he had just slandered himself were from this kid's mouth, and he asked with a frosty face: "Don't pretend, I heard that the words that slandered me just now were said by your kid." ”
Catching a glimpse of the more genuine meaning on Menghai's face, the fat man's expression immediately changed at an incredible speed, his face was extremely sad and angry, as if he had been wronged for a thousand years, and his voice trembled: "Uncle Menghai...... You're slandering!"
This trembling voice, the words and the expression that seemed to have been wronged by the heavens, made Menghai stunned on the spot, and then, he only felt a nameless fire in his heart, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, he clenched his fists and rushed straight towards the fat man, and roared: "Dead fat man, if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you today, you won't be able to get out of bed for three days, and Lao Tzu will be sorry for the title of desperate brute." ”
"Oh, I'll wipe my ......" Looking at the fist and blinking closely, the fat man screamed, but his steps were not slow, and his body swished out.
"Roar"
Seeing Meng Hai wave his hand to summon the blood-eyed bull to ride on, chasing the fat man like a hill, Zhang Hao couldn't help but smile bitterly, seeing that Meng Yurou's eyes showed a little worry, he comforted softly: "The fat brother is fine, he has rough skin and thick meat, and Uncle Menghai will not make such a heavy hand, at most let him suffer a little, let's go back." ”
As if hearing Zhang Hao's comfort, Meng Yurou breathed a sigh of relief, smiled at Zhang Hao, nodded, and said with a very confused look in his eyes: "Brother Hao, you were very weak before, why are you suddenly so burly now? ”
"Really...... Men, you have to learn to grow up on your own. Zhang Hao turned his gaze and didn't dare to meet Meng Yurou's bright big eyes.
At the moment, Meng Yurou didn't think much about it, and habitually grabbed Zhang Hao's arm and said, "I think Brother Hao is better than before." ”
The arm moved inadvertently, lightly touching the soft ball next to it, Zhang Hao maintained a pure smile on the surface, and sighed in his heart: "Zhang Hao, Zhang Hao, you have learned badly! But this is soft...... Wipe...... Can't believe ......"