Chapter 13: Undefeated and Defeated

The princess suddenly realized: "That's why the witch in black knows that it is absolutely unreliable to take the initiative to send him to attack." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Laziness means lifelessness, so his special ability is to bring everything around him to absolute statute. Yuri glared at the boy, "This characteristic determines that he can be an excellent guard!"

It was obvious that the boy could not accept this statement, and he said in a feeble voice, "What are you talking about? Original sin? No, you are mistaken, I am an apostle of the highest glory who was canonized by the black witch herself." ”

Yuri pointed at the boy with a slash: "Hmph, that's right, the other apostles are also burdened with their own original sins. ”

The young man's face turned pale, and his voice trembled and retorted, "Lazy? Are you mistaken? I am willing to do anything for the black witch, as long as it is the mission she has given me, I will fulfill it at all costs." You see, I'm working hard to protect the Moonlight Pulse Cannon, isn't it?"

"I just want to lie lazily, I don't want to clean my room no matter how dirty it is, and I don't want to look for food no matter how hungry I am, it's just a very low-rank laziness. ”

Yuri said in a rough and heroic voice: "But your laziness is deep to the bone, I have never seen a lazy guy like you!"

The young man said angrily, "What did you say?"

Yuri's eyes shot a warm fire: "Stinky boy, you are willing to die for the black witch, I believe that even if your body is broken by the wolf's fangs, as long as your faith does not fall, miracles will come, do you think this is called piety? No, this is the ultimate laziness! The laziest thing in the world is to completely leave your fate at the mercy of others, and until you die, you are not willing to use your brains to ask 'Is it really right for me to do this?'" If the black-clothed witch doesn't resurrect you, you will die in vain, and you will only be dragged to the wilderness and hastily buried, without even a tombstone. Please, this is your own life, even such an important matter as whether you want to die or live can be handed over to someone you don't even know to control, this is not the ultimate invincible laziness!"

The young man retorted loudly: "Damn! You don't know what faith is!"

Yuri said without giving an inch: "In my opinion, the so-called belief is the life creed that can still be carried out to the end after the mockery of fate again and again, after countless sleepless reflections and self-denial, overthrowing and rebuilding everything you believe in countless times, but in the end it can still be carried out to the end!

The boy's eyes trembled slightly, and he had nothing to say.

Yuri's fighting spirit increased sharply: "And my belief is that in order for more people to survive safely, I must crusade against a guy like you who bears the crime and punishment of the dark god!"

The princess smiled and said, "You can tell, Yuri." With such a big deal to say, do you really have a winning strategy?"

Yuri wiped his nose and said disdainfully, "This kid left his fate to the black-clothed witch to be in charge before, and now he has also put his fate in our hands. He can only be beaten passively, and the initiative is still in our hands if we want to beat him in any tricks. Don't worry, my teacher, Qiao Luya, has already taught me how to deal a heavy blow to this kind of guy!"

The boy was shocked, he never thought that someone would dare to say something big to break through the absolute defense, but when this sentence came out of Yuri's mouth, it seemed so loud!

But he knew that Yuri was going to clean himself up, but he didn't know what to do except for a blank brain in panic. Yuri is right, he has never understood what "initiative" is, and is always waiting for someone else to write his destiny for him.

Yuri remembered that when he was a child, he was a miscellaneous boy in the Knights of the Holy Feather, and he accidentally broke the sword of the sword knight Karl with too much force, and Yuri was afraid of being scolded, so he quickly carved a sword from wood and painted it with silver paint, dried it and inserted it in the scabbard. Karl, who was busy killing the enemy, didn't have time to see clearly and rushed to the battlefield with the wooden sword, and when he drew the wooden sword and ignited the flames, and watched the wooden sword turn into charcoal, even the enemies he killed were stupid.

Carl returned to the camp after the battle, of course, it was impossible to forgive Yuri, holding a mace several meters long and saying that it would not be done if he didn't open Yuri's ass and flowers. Yuri cried and ran to Teacher Qiao Luya to intercede, and the teacher gently and kindly squatted down to touch his head, and said with a smile: "It's just a flowering butt, gritting your teeth and getting through." ”

Yuri was furious: "Teacher, are you talking about human words!"

"But to break a knight's weapon, and not to tell him, to put him in danger on the battlefield is indeed a grave mistake, and must be punished. ”

Teacher Qiao Luya was a little soft-hearted and said, "But if you don't want to be beaten, I can also give you a trick." ”

"Tell me, teacher!"

Teacher Qiao Luya replied seriously: "Won't you just win against Carl?"

Yuri was only ten years old at the time, a little kid, even if a hundred Yuri were on the same page, it was impossible to beat Karl, who could use the Mandate of Heaven, and he said with tears in his eyes: "Your words are not like human words compared to the one just now. ”

The teacher is unreliable, and Yuri has to find another way. The big fat brother has the best heart, and he was afraid that Yuri would really be beaten, so he took out his heavy steel armor and put him in it.

Yuri hid in his armor, so proud that he grimaced at Karl and said, "Don't you want to teach me a lesson?

Karl carried the big gavel and pounded the armor so loudly that it was useless to cut the axe, so he could only say hatefully: "You wait for me!

Teacher Qiao Luya crouched beside the armor and said to Yuri, "Are you going to hide in the armor of the big fat brother like a shrunken turtle all the time? ”

"Why isn't it a good idea? Isn't it good enough to defend yourself?"

"If you only know how to defend, even if you defend well, the initiative is always in the hands of the attacker. You don't care when people beat you or how they beat you, at most you can anger people for a while, and you will still suffer a big loss in the end. ”

Yuri said disdainfully: "I don't believe it, don't try to trick me out of my armor." ”

Yuri cowered in his armor for three days, and Karl was still at a loss. When he was hungry, he went to the kitchen late at night to steal something to eat, and when he was discovered, he quickly slipped back and jumped into the armor, thinking that this trick was enough to stand out from the crowd. On the fourth day, Karl said tiredly, Yuri I've had enough, you wait and see, tonight you will cry and let me help you out of the armor.

Of course, Yuri didn't believe Carl's cruel words, but that night, Carl's threat was unexpectedly true.

Yuri was so hungry that he wanted to repeat his old trick and sneak out to steal something to eat, but he didn't expect the armor to be stuck with strong adhesive, and he couldn't push it away from the inside, so he could only cry and beg everyone to help wash off the viscose for him.

Teacher Qiao Luya looked at Yuri, whose face was ugly: "I said that it's useless to only know how to defend, right? So apologize and make up for all the training I've missed in the past few days!"

Yuri told the princess and Virgy that he was proud to wear armor when he wanted to defend, but if he suddenly found out one day that he couldn't take off his armor, he would be very embarrassed.

Yuri pointed at the young man and said loudly: "Although the absolute inert realm is absolutely impenetrable with our strength, we can think differently, if we can force him to maintain the state of opening the field, and dare not put away the force field, the moonlight pulse cannon is actually no different from being broken when it is still in it." ”

Virgy felt a sudden surprise: "Yuri, your thinking is really special, but I think it is very reliable!"

The princess was also relieved of her uneasiness and anger, and said heartily, "Let's make a ...... As long as that guy dares to disarm the force field, he can destroy the pulse cannon's mechanism immediately!"

That's right, taking advantage of the absolute inert realm's ability to stop the movement and change of all matter that is lifted, such a mechanism can be created with a little brain.

Virgi attached a sharp dagger to the surface of the force field, placing magnetic runes on the opposite side of the spherical field. While the field was present, the magnetic force could not affect the dagger trapped in the force field, and once the force field was removed, the weapons would whizz towards the boy, stabbing him through the hole.

The princess poured dragon breath oil on top of the force field, and as soon as the force field was lifted, the oil reacted with the air and rained down on the pulse cannon.

Yuri used his mecha to form a mandate of heaven to repair the shock shells scattered on the ground, smeared the dragon breath oil on the ignition device of the cannonballs and immediately kicked into the force field, hundreds of impact cannonballs aimed at the boy and the moonlight pulse cannon from all directions, the cannonballs accumulated enough explosive power to destroy everything, just waiting for the air to flow again, it will burst into flames again and continue to move forward, completely destroying the target.

Yuri stood in front of the force field with the slash on his shoulder, and said loudly, "Stinky boy, you can't move when you unfold the force field, can you?" then you listen, no matter how many times you put away the force field and unfold it again, the falling fire oil will burn again, the flying weapons will continue to move forward, and the cannonballs will be re-ignited again and again, spraying flames and flying towards you. Of course, you can keep this situation going forever in a realm where everything never changes. But in this way, the moonlight pulse cannon will be useless. ”

Yuri grinned smugly, "Even if you have absolute defense, even if you are still unscathed until now, and you can choose to remain unscathed forever, but this battle, you have already lost." ”